A Hong Kong drama that started with zombies

Chapter 6

"Long time no see? Mr. Police Officer, my name is Robinson Robinson. I have lived on an isolated island for many years, and finally met someone. Can you call the police for me?"

Xiao Zhang's reaction speed is also extremely fast.

But Uncle Feng obviously likes to read, so he continued to smile coldly and said, "Oh, Robinson from Robinson Crusoe, I thought you were an old acquaintance of mine, Xiao Zhang."

"Xiao Zhang?" Xiao Zhang asked in amazement: "Someone actually called you arrogant. The name is too arrogant. It's not a good thing to hear. But it's not important, Mr. Police Officer. I'm cold and hungry now. Can you help me find some clothes and food."

"Xiao Zhang, it's really not a good thing. It's just a dangerous element with evil intentions. As for clothes and food...do you need to eat now?"

After saying this, Uncle Feng fell silent, staring at Xiao Zhang indifferently.

This made Xiao Zhang also silent.

In fact, he knew very well that there was no point in sophistry, and Uncle Feng was obviously waiting for him.

To be honest, he is now covered with hair all over his body, including his face. Even when he looks in the mirror, he is somewhat unrecognizable.

Even if this Uncle Feng is Uncle Jiu, he shouldn't be recognized at a glance.

Could it be that it is too protruding?

But Uncle Jiu had never seen how protruding he was before.

No, after he died, Uncle Jiu seemed to have done an autopsy on him, so it was because he was so impressed at the time?

"Uncle Jiu, familiarity is familiarity, but if you want to slander me as a criminal, I will sue you for slander."

Xiao Zhang generously admitted.

But what he didn't expect was that after hearing his words, Uncle Feng actually laughed, but his eyes were still cold.

"Let's call me Uncle Feng. No one has called me Uncle Nine for decades."

Uncle Feng seemed to have thought of some people and some things, his cold eyes became a little embarrassed, but he still stared at Xiao Zhang and said, "Do you know how many years I have been waiting for you here?"

???

Not my unlucky encounter?
Xiao Zhang was shocked in his heart, but he also saw that Uncle Feng didn't seem to have the intention of killing him directly.

Although it is not sure whether it is because Uncle Feng is too old, so he starts to be compassionate, or because he behaves like a normal person, not a zombie who has lost his mind.

But it's a good sign after all.

"Uncle Feng, you have worked so hard." Xiao Zhang said with a smile: "Don't worry, you old man, I will definitely abide by the law in the future, help others, and help justice in the world. What about helping the old lady cross the road, what about saving The lost girl, no, it’s about saving the orphaned girl, punishing the foreign female devil, please rest assured, old man, I will do everything, and I will never complain.”

Uncle Feng frowned slightly, and asked, "If you say that, are you really not afraid of death?"

Xiao Zhang smiled even happier, because he knew the reason why Uncle Feng didn't kill him.

"Uncle Feng, I am a human being, a good person who has never committed a crime, a decent person with normal IQ and EQ, and you are a policeman. Excuse me, why do you kill me?"

"A serious person?" Uncle Feng asked back without arguing, but said in a tone of stating the facts: "As a policeman, I am also a decent Maoshan Taoist priest, and you are a zombie, so I have Why not kill you?"

Xiao Zhang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It's good to talk about it, the last time he met Uncle Feng, he was still a zombie who couldn't speak.

Looking back now, he had just turned into a zombie, and he jumped all the way and rushed directly into Uncle Feng's yard. His whole body was muddy and green, and he even made the sound of 'ooohoo'.

It's no wonder that Uncle Feng came out directly to kill him, and if he couldn't kill him, he chased him for more than 100 miles.

"Zombie?"

Xiao Zhang spread his hands and shrugged.

This action zombie generally can't do it, but it's not enough.

So Xiao Zhang began to show more movements, such as push-ups, push-ups, electric motors and the like.

Although the body became a lot stiffer at night, these movements were within the normal range. Xiao Zhang couldn't do movements like split horse at night, but he could easily do them during the day.

"Uncle Feng, have you ever seen such a nimble zombie like me? It's still night, if it's daytime, I can be more nimble."

Uncle Feng looked at Xiao Zhang during this time, as if he was watching a clown performing poorly.

But Xiao Zhang became more and more happy.

Who would want to be a clown if it wasn't for the sake of living?

After watching the performance, Uncle Feng became more relaxed and asked, "Have you already guessed that the more you look like a person, the less I will kill you?"

"What does it look like?" Xiao Zhang tidied up his thick hair to make himself look a little more normal, and said, "Uncle Feng, I am alone, look around me, there is no ghost. "

Giggling jokes is a human behavior.

But Uncle Feng's expression and tone didn't look like he was joking. He stared at the air beside Xiao Zhang and said, "Who said there isn't even a ghost around you?"

Xiao Zhang froze for a moment.

Then the black hair all over the body stood upright, and the whole person seemed to have turned into a hedgehog, and suddenly jumped to where Uncle Feng was.

"Ghost! There's a ghost!"

If Xiao Zhang hadn't let out a terrified scream when he jumped over, Uncle Feng might really have shot directly.

Because no matter how you look at it, it looks like a hairy zombie transforming into a humanoid hedgehog to attack him.

After taking two steps back slightly, and distanced himself from Xiao Zhang who was on the ground, Uncle Feng sighed and said, "Xiao Zhang, you've acted a bit too much. You weren't afraid of ghosts when you didn't become a zombie before. Why are you so scared now? Are you so scared?"

This is about the past in the early years of the Republic of China.

There was a ghost who wanted to harm Xiao Zhang, but was accepted by Uncle Jiu. It was also because of this that Xiao Zhang was sure that Uncle Jiu knew the real Taoism of Maoshan, so he had the idea of ​​apprenticeship.

"Can it be the same?" Xiao Zhang didn't feel that his acting skills were bad, so he argued: "At that time, the one who harmed me was a female ghost. If it really happened, it's not necessarily who suffered. But now, Uncle Feng, you say that there are ghosts. , who knows if it's a male ghost or a female ghost."

"I didn't say there was a ghost by your side." Uncle Feng shook his head slightly and said, "You don't have to act with me anymore, I know your wisdom and memory are still there."

"It's good if there are no ghosts. Uncle Feng, you don't know. The female ghost was really troublesome at that time. The main reason is that I don't know her appearance and figure. Is it real or is she an illusion?" Xiao Zhang smiled. Said: "Your old man knows that I am still a human being, that would be even better."

"You are no longer a human, just like a human." Uncle Feng sighed again and corrected: "Also, don't call me your old man anymore. When it comes to old people, you are now, no worse than me How many."

Xiao Zhang pulled the hair on his face with both hands, trying to show his fair and firm skin, and said, "Look, I'm young, I don't look like an old man."

Uncle Feng heheed twice and said, "Just to remind you, you are over 90 years old."

It seems...it's true.

Thinking of the 70 years he had slept in, Xiao Zhang felt that time passed so quickly.

"Then Uncle Feng, how old are you this year? It's been 70 years, how come you haven't grown old? Could it be...you have cultivated to become a fairy, you have jumped out of the three realms and are not in the five elements, and your longevity is as good as the sky ?”

"If I become an immortal, do I still need to be a policeman here?" Uncle Feng asked back, and said in a desolate tone: "I am 126 years old. Although I don't look old, I don't have many years to live. .”

Xiao Zhang's eyes lit up, and what came out was no longer green light, but black light.

"Not many years, how many years?"

"If you are unlucky, it will only be seven or eight years. If you are lucky... maybe you can really become a fairy."

Xiao Zhang was stunned for a moment: Can he really cultivate to become a fairy?
"Master is here, please accept the disciples."

With a plop, Xiao Zhang kept the kneeling that he was preparing to apprentice 70 years ago, and kept it today 70 years later.

But this time, Uncle Feng didn't just let him go.

(End of this chapter)