I brush attributes in the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 260 Only owes the east wind (4k chapters)
261 - only owe east wind
"Rescuing Guo Jia is of course important,
It is obviously more important to save His Majesty. "

Wang Yue took a step back and looked at Liu Ye with a solemn expression.

"How long has this disease been?" Liu Ye asked.

"Less than ten days.

The imperial doctors were helpless, I wrote to you, but Guo Jia came.

So I concluded that you will come soon, so I let Shi A go to the city. "

Wang Yue added: "Can this disease be cured?"

"Yes." Liu Ye said firmly, "Quick, take me to see His Majesty."

Wang Yue nodded and took Liu Ye straight to the side hall.

After a while.

The two came to the side hall one after the other.

Outside the bed, stood two frowning imperial doctors.

Emperor Liu Hong was lying on the couch, humming from time to time.

Liu Ye looked at his father on the couch, tears began to roll in his eyes.

"Your Majesty, General Liu Ye of Zhenbei is here." Wang Yue bowed.

"Huh? Liu Ye?"

Liu Hong opened his eyes, and slowly raised his head to look at Liu Ye who was approaching.

Wang Yue didn't stop Liu Ye who was approaching, he just thought it was important to save His Majesty.

Seeing Liu Ye approaching, the imperial doctor instinctively bowed and saluted.

Immediately, he introduced His Majesty's condition to Liu Ye.

Wang Yue didn't know what disease the emperor was suffering from, he only knew that the imperial doctor was helpless.

In Liu Ye's view, since he was helpless, he was probably terminally ill.

Of course, terminal illness is only for the end of Han Dynasty.

Liu Ye couldn't listen to what the imperial doctor said.

He came to the side of the couch and directly pointed to his father to feel his pulse.

at the same time--

"System, purchase the automatic scanning function."

In an instant, the system switched to the mall, and the responsive page popped up automatically.

Immediately, the item list and related items all appeared in Liu Ye's mind.

【Ding!Purchasing an automated scanning system costs…]

"Buy." Liu Yexin said, "Scan object, Liu Hong."

【Ding!Obtain the host command...]

Not long after, Liu Hong began to be scanned.

At this moment, Liu Hong looked at his son with tears in his eyes, and his eyes were also red.

"You, are you here?" Liu Hong made a weak voice.

"Yes, I'm here." Liu Ye held back his crying and responded affirmatively.

"Don't worry, I will cure you."

"Okay, I believe you."

After Liu Hong finished speaking, he slowly closed his eyes.

Soon, the system reported Liu Hong's condition.

【Ding!Due to bacterial cross-infection, the body suffers from inflammation, and the anti-inflammatory is not timely, which has deteriorated. 】

"Bacterial cross-infection? What is the specific disease?"

【Ding!Anal-fistula, causing hemorrhoids. 】

"Anal... What is the situation of bacterial cross-infection?"

【Ding!The weather is getting warmer and bacteria are growing, which is related to his daily necessities. 】

"articles for daily use?"

Liu Ye frowned slightly, and turned to look at the two imperial doctors.

"Do you two know what His Majesty usually uses to go to the toilet?"

"Go back to the general, use the toilet chip."

"The general is saying that it has something to do with toilet chips?"

The two imperial doctors questioned one after another, and Wang Yue, who was standing by, was also puzzled.

"According to my guess, it has something to do with toilet chips."

Liu Ye added: "Your Majesty's toilet chip, can I get it?"

"This……"

The two imperial doctors looked at each other, feeling embarrassed.

"I'll go." Wang Yue responded, turned and left.

Taking advantage of Wang Yue's departure, Liu Ye purchased anti-inflammatory drugs and 'Antai' through the system.

Immediately, Liu Hong was served with warm water.

After half an hour.

Wang Yue came back with toilet chips, followed by an official who recorded daily life.

"Two have never been used, and two have been used recently."

Wang Yue handed Liu Ye the toilet chip wrapped in linen.

Liu Ye took the package, put the unused toilet chip under his nose and sniffed it.

Seeing this, the two imperial doctors covered their mouths and noses with their sleeves in disgust.

Wang Yue and the official looked solemn, waiting for Liu Ye's result.

Toilet chips are things that clean up feces.

It's just an ordinary bamboo slice, there is nothing unusual on the outside.

"It smells like bamboo."

Liu Ye put down the bamboo slices and picked up the used toilet chips again.

"General means..."

"Someone poisoned?"

Imperial doctors do not understand what is bacterial cross-infection.

It can be seen from Liu Ye's behavior that he thinks that the toilet chip has been soaked in poison.

"No, toilet chips are non-toxic."

Liu Ye looked at the toilet chip stained with yellowing matter, and murmured.

"How often do you change your majesty's toilet chip?" Liu Ye asked.

The official bowed and said, "Return to the general, your majesty is the emperor, and the toilets are all new."

"Old one, never used once?"

"How can the things used by His Majesty be reused?"

Liu Ye said nothing, thinking that it was too much to ask, after all, it was His Majesty.

Immediately, Liu Ye picked up an unused toilet chip.

I saw that the surface of the toilet chip was as smooth as new, without edges and corners.

"It's so smooth, it won't cut the anus at all, so how can it be cross-infected?"

While Liu Yexin was talking, he turned to look at Imperial Doctor Liu Ye, "What did Your Majesty eat [-] days ago?"

"The diet is normal, there is no... By the way, I ate barbecue twice and drank beer three times."

Wang Yue added: "You can't drink beer in winter, His Majesty can't bear it, so..."

Liu Ye understood.

"It seems that His Majesty ate his stomach badly and caused diarrhea."

"The general's expectation is not bad. Half a month ago, His Majesty suffered from diarrhea three times."

"Yes, Your Majesty took the pulse of His Majesty and used five days of decoction."

The official who recorded the daily life and one of the imperial doctors talked one after another.

"That's right. Diarrhea is difficult to clean up with toilet cleaners, which leads to cross-infection of bacteria and hemorrhoids caused by inflammation." Liu Yexin said.

"The source of the disease has been found, and within three days, His Majesty will recover."

The actual hemorrhoids will take at least five days, but Liu Ye can't afford to wait, after all, he has to save Guo Jia.

"Is this true?"

"You didn't lie to me?"

"That's great!"

Everyone said.

"If what you say is not true, it is a crime of deceiving the emperor, and Liu Ye naturally dare not."

Liu Ye turned to look at his father on the couch, bowed and saluted.

"Okay, I believe you." Liu Hong instantly regained his spirits when he learned that the stubborn illness could be cured.

"However, His Majesty still needs to cooperate, otherwise it will still be difficult to recover."

Taking anti-inflammatory drugs is trivial, but applying 'Anal Thai' is a big deal, especially if His Majesty wants to save face.

"It doesn't matter, as long as it is cured, I will listen to you." Liu Hong forced a smile.

It is said that people are most vulnerable when they are sick.

Right now, Liu Ye can cure Liu Hong's illness.

As an old man, Liu Hong naturally relied on Liu Ye extremely.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your trust. Liu Ye will definitely do his best." Liu Ye bowed.

…………

time flies.

Turn into night.

In the hall, there are only father and son.

After Liu Ye took the anti-inflammatory medicine for the emperor's father, he took out the ointment Antai.

"Father, this medicine is intended to reduce swelling, relieve pain, clear away heat and detoxify."

Liu Ye unscrewed the cap, sniffed it under his nose, and handed it to Emperor Liu Hong.

Liu Hong knew that his son Liu Ye had some tricks, so he didn't doubt it.

"How do you treat it?"

"Apply the ointment to the affected area, and..."

"Smear the affected area?" Liu Hong was shocked.

"My child understands what my father thinks, but in order to cure the disease, you must listen to me."

"This... can you not wipe it?"

"No."

"I'd rather die in pain than wipe it off!"

"Only when you recover from illness can you eat barbecue, not to mention that you brought Wuhuan's kumiss and milk skin this time."

"Since that's the case...can the widow smear it by himself?"

"...that's fine too."

Although it is the doctor's duty to cure the disease and save the patient, it is necessary to apply hemorrhoids after all...

Of course, Liu Ye didn't dislike the emperor's father, after all, he had to take his face into consideration.

Using ointment to treat hemorrhoids can be said to be super avant-garde in the late Han Dynasty.

What's more, he has to be watched by his son.

Liu Hong was very embarrassed.

"You say, I will do it myself."

"You feel it with your finger, and then..."

Liu Ye began to guide the 'shy' Liu Hong.

As time passed, Liu Hong, who was embarrassed, quickly painted the affected area.

"If it's itchy or painful, remember not to use your hands to prevent the wound from continuing to be infected."

After Liu Ye told him, he washed his father's hands with clean water.

"Okay, everyone will listen to you, but you have to make sure that this matter cannot be mentioned to a third person."

"Father, don't worry, even if you borrow the boy's guts, you won't dare to say anything."

"It counts as a widow who believes in you."

Liu Hong asked: "By the way, is this disease really related to eating barbecue?"

"Father, this disease has nothing to do with eating barbecue, but it has something to do with diarrhea."

"You mean excretion?"

"Exactly."

Liu Ye picked up the unused toilet chip and gestured:

"The toilet chips used by the common people are replaced almost every few months.

Even if you take a shower after going to the toilet, it is difficult to prevent the bacteria on the toilet chips.

Human body contact with used toilet chips can easily cause pathological changes. "

"Toilet chips, I use new ones every time."

"Father's disease was caused by diarrhea, which caused the toilet plan to be broken there, and he did not take a bath in time, which led to inflammation of the affected area."

"This statement is reasonable, next time you must take a bath in time to avoid inflammation after scratching."

Liu Ye said: "It's easy to talk about a famous family and a wealthy family, just take a bath and clean it.

Poor people do not have the conditions to clean, and do not wait for frequent replacement of toilet chips, which will only cause disease. "

"What Ye'er said is very true." Liu Hong murmured, lost in thought.

As Liu Ye said, Liu Hong really has nothing to do.

Right now, the yellow turbans in various states and counties are resurgent, the flames of war continue, and the suppression has failed.

Of course, even if many generals succeeded in suppressing it, there are still signs of resurgence.

Therefore, Liu Hong has more than one trouble.

Seeing that his father was silent, Liu Ye immediately took out something from his bosom.

"Father, don't worry, with this thing, it won't cause disease."

"What is this, why is it so white?"

Liu Hong saw that there was a white cylindrical thing in Liu Ye's hand.

"This is called toilet paper, and it can replace toilet chips."

"Toilet paper? Paper?"

"Yes, this paper is far softer and more durable than the existing paper, and it is very suitable for toilet use."

As Liu Ye said, he put the toilet paper under his father's nose.

Liu Hong sniffed lightly, his pupils dilated instantly, extremely surprised.

"There is such a god in the world!"

Liu Hong hastily stretched out his hand, grabbed the toilet paper and sniffed it fiercely.

"It's wonderful! Not only is it fragrant, but it also has a refreshing effect."

Liu Hong was overjoyed, the corners of his mouth could not wait to grin behind his ears.

"If the father uses it properly, the child will be delivered when he returns to Zhuojun."

"Wouldn't it be a waste to use such paper in the toilet?" Liu Hong asked.

Although there was already paper in the late Han Dynasty, the quality of the paper was very rubbish, and it was very expensive.

Even if it is used by aristocratic families, it is not commonly used, let alone poor people.

Liu Ye occasionally used it to write letters, but he still didn't often use it.

As for going to the toilet, Liu Ye can use tree leaves instead of rough paper.

Therefore, at first the system rewarded a roll of toilet paper, Liu Ye was still puzzled and didn't know what it was useful for.

It's good now, not only is it useful, but it can also produce toilet paper wantonly.

At the end of the Han Dynasty, the people will bid farewell to toilet chips, which is simply a gospel that benefits the country and the people.

At this moment, a beautiful figure came from outside the door.

"I have met His Majesty personally!"

Wang Rong held the meal and bowed to the emperor lying on the couch.

"Liu Ye has seen..."

"The general treats His Majesty, there is no need to be polite."

Liu Ye cupped his fists and saluted without saying a word.

Wang Rong put down his food and came to the couch, "Looking at His Majesty's complexion, I believe it won't take long for him to recover."

"Your Majesty will recover within three days."

"General Liu's medical skills are superb, His Majesty will definitely reward you."

"The widow not only wants a reward, but also a big reward."

Speaking of rewards, Liu Hong couldn't help but think of Liu Ye's recent events.

however--

Liu Hong pulled Wang Rong closer and whispered.

Unexpectedly, even though Liu Hong's voice was extremely low, he was still heard by Liu Ye.

"Liu Ye offered a fetish called toilet paper, which can be used as a substitute for toilet paper, and the beauty can try it on behalf of the widow."

"This... Your Majesty, isn't it right!?"

Wang Rong understood, but blushed instantly.

"What's wrong with this? You and the widow, whoever uses it is the same."

As Liu Hong said, he forced the toilet paper into Wang Rong's arms.

Suddenly, Liu Hong said solemnly: "I suddenly want to drink chestnut rice porridge, the beauty will do it quickly."

"This... Nuo, I will go right away."

Wang Rong showed embarrassment, gave a salute, turned and left.

Seeing Wang Rong go away, Liu Hong hurriedly said: "The widow is talking about matchmaking for you, so you don't do it.

In the end, he became the lord of Wuhuan Central, Alslen's son-in-law! "

"Royal father misunderstood, the matter of the golden sword son-in-law was really an accident."

Liu Ye explained the whole story of becoming the Prince Consort of the Golden Sword, the cause of Gu Jin's death, and even the marriage of the Huns.

It doesn't take half an hour.

boom! !

Liu Hong's face was ashen, and he clenched his fist with his right hand and slammed the bed angrily.

"Father, please calm down. He Alslen had a good plan, but he didn't expect the child to have a wall ladder."

Liu Yedao: "Right now, the right time, place and people are in harmony, and we only owe the east wind."

"No wonder you have the confidence to rule Youzhou and other places. It turns out that you have planned it long ago."

"Please forgive my father, I did not discuss all the previous matters with my father."

"It's okay, the widow will not take it to heart, after all, many things are due to coincidence."

Liu Hong looked up at Liu Ye, "Glando, is it really just a coincidence?"

"What a coincidence."

Liu Ye made a bow and said, "To tell you the truth, I wanted to use tax relief to win over the people of Wuhuan in 'Shanggu', and then kill the leader Balak without anyone noticing.

Now, Hai'er avenged Balak, and all the people of Shanggu surrendered, without any second thoughts. "

"No matter what, you are the winner after all."

"What the child does is for the sake of the Han Dynasty, which will last forever."

"Very good! I only hope that the east wind will sweep across the grassland as soon as possible."

"Father, don't worry, within a year, the entire Wuhuan will become the territory of the Han Dynasty!"

"The widow is very pleased to have a son like you."

"Father's praise!"

Liu Ye made a salute.

At this moment, Wang Rong turned back and came to the emperor's bed.

"How?" Liu Hong asked impatiently.

"This product is soft and fragrant, very easy to use, I like it very much."

"Okay, okay! Hahahaha...

Liu Ye, I ordered you to give birth quickly. "

"Liu Ye took the order, but..."

"If you have something to say, why hesitate?"

(End of this chapter)