Rebirth of the Courtyard: Starting from God-level Selection
Chapter 291 Incontinence
Chapter 291 Incontinence
Chapter 291 Incontinence
The second uncle's face at this time can be said to be red and white, and he really wants to find a piece of tofu to bump himself to death.
He also couldn't figure it out now, that he would start to have a stomachache when he was doing well, and he would actually be ashamed in front of so many people.
"Second uncle, you can't do it, go home and clean it up."
"Otherwise, everyone wouldn't be able to stand the smell."
The uncle came out to smooth things over.
The second uncle lowered his head in shame and didn't dare to raise his head. He didn't want to leave, but now he couldn't use any strength. Even if he wanted to push the wheelchair back to clean it, he couldn't push it.
What broke the second uncle the most was that his stomach was already in pain, and he was still rolling over and over, and he didn't know when it would come again.
And He Yuzhu, who was on the side, also saw the second uncle's physical problems.
This second uncle was obviously given laxatives.
At this time, the system's notification sounded in He Yuzhu's mind.
"Ding, Qin Huairu and Xu Damao took revenge on the second uncle and successfully triggered the system selection task."
"Option [-]: Tell the second uncle that Qin Huairu and Xu Damao gave the laxative, and the reward space will be upgraded, five gold bars."
"Option [-]: Don't tell the second uncle that it was Qin Huairu and Xu Damao who gave the laxatives, and the reward space will be upgraded, ten top-grade millennium health seeds."
"Please host to make a choice."
After hearing the prompt given by the system, He Yuzhu immediately understood.
Although the second uncle was given laxatives, he didn't know who gave it. Now He Yuzhu knew that it was Xu Damao and Qin Huairu who were taking revenge on the second uncle!
Moreover, He Yuzhu also guessed why Qin Huairu wanted to take revenge on the second uncle, it must be because the second uncle hurt Xiao Dang and Xiao Huihua.
So Qin Huairu hated the second uncle in his heart.
After He Yuzhu saw the two choices given by the system, he immediately chose the second one.
Let's not talk about myself, I didn't deal with the second uncle, and the second uncle was looking for trouble for himself.
I can't see myself being a little better.
There's no need for me to tell the second uncle about this, and He Yuzhu doesn't want the matter between him and them, it will only make more trouble.
You can't get anything, and you will make yourself a show.
After making this decision, the system's prompt sounded again from He Yuzhu's mind.
"Ding, the task has been completed."
"Ding, the reward has been issued."
"Top-grade thousand-year-old health seeds, planted in the space, and often irrigated with spiritual spring water, can grow into thousand-year-level thousand-year health."
With the sound of the system notification, the land in He Yuzhu's space increased to [-] mu.
At the same time, ten more top-grade millennium health seeds were produced.
……
"Is the second uncle seriously ill? He can no longer control his bowel movements."
"No way, how old is he, the diarrhea must be caused by a bad stomach, and this brother from the Liu family is really good, patronizing himself, and leaving his father behind."
"This second uncle is also pitiful. How old is he, and it has reached the point where no one cares about him."
Just because of the lingering smell, the elders and aunts present didn't have the mind to watch movies anymore, and the second uncle has become the object of everyone's chatting.
Seeing this scene, the second uncle wished he could find a crack in the ground and drill down.
The second uncle wanted to gather his strength, and pushed the wheelchair home to change and wash it.
But now I can't even use a little strength, and I can't push the wheelchair at all.
He was so angry that he scolded his mother.
"puff!"
The second uncle once performed incontinence in front of everyone.
More yellow things flowed out from the second uncle's crotch, and a stronger stench instantly attacked everyone present.
"It's too stinky, I can't bear it anymore, go back quickly!"
"Yeah, I can't stay here any longer!"
"It stinks, hurry home!"
"Second uncle, hurry home and do something about it, what are you doing!"
The neighbors who were present took their children and left as if fleeing for their lives, and the second uncle's expression became extremely ugly.
He can't walk now, and he can't control his body, how could he do such a thing.
"What retribution! Let you bully people."
Qin Huairu looked at the second uncle with a smile from the crack of her own door.
At this time, the second uncle's face was full of embarrassment.
After a long time, seeing that everyone in the yard had left, He Yuzhu got up and prepared to move the TV back home.
At this time, the second uncle looked at He Yuzhu and said with a face full of shame.
"Yuzhu, can you help me and push me to my house?"
And at this moment, the system's notification sounded in He Yuzhu's mind.
"Ding, the second uncle asked for help to go home and successfully triggered the system selection task."
"Option [-]: Send the second uncle home and reward him with a gold bar."
"Option [-]: Don't send the second uncle home, and reward five gold bars."
"Please host to make a choice."
After seeing that the system gave two choices, He Yuzhu directly focused on the second one.
Not to mention the reward given by the second one, it is much better than the first one.
It's just that the smell of the second uncle is too strong, and there are yellow things everywhere.
Especially the second time, some of it sprayed out of the pants and fell on the handle of the wheelchair.
There was no place to push him, so it was impossible for He Yuzhu to choose to send him away.
"Second uncle, I'm busy."
"Your two good sons should be back soon, just wait."
He Yuzhu didn't give the second uncle any chance to speak, and returned to the room without looking back, and closed the door with a bang.
"Damn!"
When the second uncle heard He Yuzhu's refusal, his face became a little uneasy.
……
After He Yuzhu put the TV away.
The system's prompt sounded in He Yuzhu's mind.
"Ding, the task has been completed."
"Ding, the reward has been issued."
Following the sound of the system notification, five gold bars appeared in He Yuzhu's space.
……
night.
In front of the courtyard.
Qin Huairu, the third master and Xu Damao came to the horse gourd as promised.
Now that both Xu Damao and Qin Huairu can't use their strength because one hand is disabled, they have to work together to remove the wooden board covering the sewer.
"Qin Huairu, hurry up and touch the gold bars!"
Xu Damao said while pointing at the horse gourd while holding his nose.
Qin Huairu nodded, suddenly thought of something, turned her head and asked the third master.
"Third Master, in the past few days, Liu Tianguang's two brothers and his family have caught a few gold bars from this horse gourd."
After hearing Qin Huairu's question, a smile appeared on the third master's face.
"Haha, the Second Uncle's family hasn't caught anything in the past few days."
"Although they worked from morning till night every day, their luck was not as good as in the first two days. They couldn't dig up anything except rubbish."
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 291 Incontinence
The second uncle's face at this time can be said to be red and white, and he really wants to find a piece of tofu to bump himself to death.
He also couldn't figure it out now, that he would start to have a stomachache when he was doing well, and he would actually be ashamed in front of so many people.
"Second uncle, you can't do it, go home and clean it up."
"Otherwise, everyone wouldn't be able to stand the smell."
The uncle came out to smooth things over.
The second uncle lowered his head in shame and didn't dare to raise his head. He didn't want to leave, but now he couldn't use any strength. Even if he wanted to push the wheelchair back to clean it, he couldn't push it.
What broke the second uncle the most was that his stomach was already in pain, and he was still rolling over and over, and he didn't know when it would come again.
And He Yuzhu, who was on the side, also saw the second uncle's physical problems.
This second uncle was obviously given laxatives.
At this time, the system's notification sounded in He Yuzhu's mind.
"Ding, Qin Huairu and Xu Damao took revenge on the second uncle and successfully triggered the system selection task."
"Option [-]: Tell the second uncle that Qin Huairu and Xu Damao gave the laxative, and the reward space will be upgraded, five gold bars."
"Option [-]: Don't tell the second uncle that it was Qin Huairu and Xu Damao who gave the laxatives, and the reward space will be upgraded, ten top-grade millennium health seeds."
"Please host to make a choice."
After hearing the prompt given by the system, He Yuzhu immediately understood.
Although the second uncle was given laxatives, he didn't know who gave it. Now He Yuzhu knew that it was Xu Damao and Qin Huairu who were taking revenge on the second uncle!
Moreover, He Yuzhu also guessed why Qin Huairu wanted to take revenge on the second uncle, it must be because the second uncle hurt Xiao Dang and Xiao Huihua.
So Qin Huairu hated the second uncle in his heart.
After He Yuzhu saw the two choices given by the system, he immediately chose the second one.
Let's not talk about myself, I didn't deal with the second uncle, and the second uncle was looking for trouble for himself.
I can't see myself being a little better.
There's no need for me to tell the second uncle about this, and He Yuzhu doesn't want the matter between him and them, it will only make more trouble.
You can't get anything, and you will make yourself a show.
After making this decision, the system's prompt sounded again from He Yuzhu's mind.
"Ding, the task has been completed."
"Ding, the reward has been issued."
"Top-grade thousand-year-old health seeds, planted in the space, and often irrigated with spiritual spring water, can grow into thousand-year-level thousand-year health."
With the sound of the system notification, the land in He Yuzhu's space increased to [-] mu.
At the same time, ten more top-grade millennium health seeds were produced.
……
"Is the second uncle seriously ill? He can no longer control his bowel movements."
"No way, how old is he, the diarrhea must be caused by a bad stomach, and this brother from the Liu family is really good, patronizing himself, and leaving his father behind."
"This second uncle is also pitiful. How old is he, and it has reached the point where no one cares about him."
Just because of the lingering smell, the elders and aunts present didn't have the mind to watch movies anymore, and the second uncle has become the object of everyone's chatting.
Seeing this scene, the second uncle wished he could find a crack in the ground and drill down.
The second uncle wanted to gather his strength, and pushed the wheelchair home to change and wash it.
But now I can't even use a little strength, and I can't push the wheelchair at all.
He was so angry that he scolded his mother.
"puff!"
The second uncle once performed incontinence in front of everyone.
More yellow things flowed out from the second uncle's crotch, and a stronger stench instantly attacked everyone present.
"It's too stinky, I can't bear it anymore, go back quickly!"
"Yeah, I can't stay here any longer!"
"It stinks, hurry home!"
"Second uncle, hurry home and do something about it, what are you doing!"
The neighbors who were present took their children and left as if fleeing for their lives, and the second uncle's expression became extremely ugly.
He can't walk now, and he can't control his body, how could he do such a thing.
"What retribution! Let you bully people."
Qin Huairu looked at the second uncle with a smile from the crack of her own door.
At this time, the second uncle's face was full of embarrassment.
After a long time, seeing that everyone in the yard had left, He Yuzhu got up and prepared to move the TV back home.
At this time, the second uncle looked at He Yuzhu and said with a face full of shame.
"Yuzhu, can you help me and push me to my house?"
And at this moment, the system's notification sounded in He Yuzhu's mind.
"Ding, the second uncle asked for help to go home and successfully triggered the system selection task."
"Option [-]: Send the second uncle home and reward him with a gold bar."
"Option [-]: Don't send the second uncle home, and reward five gold bars."
"Please host to make a choice."
After seeing that the system gave two choices, He Yuzhu directly focused on the second one.
Not to mention the reward given by the second one, it is much better than the first one.
It's just that the smell of the second uncle is too strong, and there are yellow things everywhere.
Especially the second time, some of it sprayed out of the pants and fell on the handle of the wheelchair.
There was no place to push him, so it was impossible for He Yuzhu to choose to send him away.
"Second uncle, I'm busy."
"Your two good sons should be back soon, just wait."
He Yuzhu didn't give the second uncle any chance to speak, and returned to the room without looking back, and closed the door with a bang.
"Damn!"
When the second uncle heard He Yuzhu's refusal, his face became a little uneasy.
……
After He Yuzhu put the TV away.
The system's prompt sounded in He Yuzhu's mind.
"Ding, the task has been completed."
"Ding, the reward has been issued."
Following the sound of the system notification, five gold bars appeared in He Yuzhu's space.
……
night.
In front of the courtyard.
Qin Huairu, the third master and Xu Damao came to the horse gourd as promised.
Now that both Xu Damao and Qin Huairu can't use their strength because one hand is disabled, they have to work together to remove the wooden board covering the sewer.
"Qin Huairu, hurry up and touch the gold bars!"
Xu Damao said while pointing at the horse gourd while holding his nose.
Qin Huairu nodded, suddenly thought of something, turned her head and asked the third master.
"Third Master, in the past few days, Liu Tianguang's two brothers and his family have caught a few gold bars from this horse gourd."
After hearing Qin Huairu's question, a smile appeared on the third master's face.
"Haha, the Second Uncle's family hasn't caught anything in the past few days."
"Although they worked from morning till night every day, their luck was not as good as in the first two days. They couldn't dig up anything except rubbish."
(End of this chapter)
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