Wizard plug-in master

Chapter 126 The Faceless and Skinless Greasy Uncle Yuan Lu Shark
"What is Li looking at?" This round land shark spoke with a Sichuan accent, and the deep, greasy uncle's accent made Li Ming feel confused.

This is Xinjiang Province...why do you have a Sichuan province accent?
With a black thread on his head, Li Ming checked this round land shark.

Round land shark: Dragon-type ground-type dual-type land shark elf, level 36, has dual characteristics of sand hidden and rough skin, and has a leisurely personality.

(Remarks: An uncle with a round heart who has lived for more than [-] years. The former owner disliked that he could not evolve after taking it for so long. In addition, this shark also likes salted fish, watches adult movies, is full of dirty jokes, and has all kinds of bad habits. Master Zitong, the previous owner couldn’t stand it and abandoned it here, but it has no self-awareness, and still lives alone in its own way.)
dawn:"……"

This round land shark is hopeless.

Quasi-beast potential?Forget it, I now have two elves with quasi-beast potential.Originally, when Li Ming saw that it was Yuan Lu Shark, he was a little excited, but after reading the introduction of the plug-in, he suddenly lost interest.

So, Yuanlu Shark saw the human being who was staring at him back silently, walked away from its sight, and said in its mind: "Goodbye!"

Shrimp! ?A human can actually communicate with it mentally! ?magic!
"Wait! Sao Nian! I have a 10T seed hard drive!" Yuan Lusha saw that Li Ming suddenly lost interest in it, walked away silently, and immediately called out to him impatiently.

Li Ming paused, then walked even faster.

"No! Sao Nian! I have the most interesting secret information about the young trainer. Do you want to know about it!?" Yuan Lusha screamed, calling for Liming to come back in grief.

Li Ming paused again, then quickly returned to the original position, looked down at it, and said, "What information, tell me."

"The photo collection of Asu Guli, the number one beauty trainer in Xinjiang Province." Yuan Lusha said with a mysterious face, and took out a beautiful photo album from nowhere.

The photo album was opened, and Li Ming saw the person in the photo with his amazing eyesight. She was indeed a beautiful woman, but judging from his years of experience as a gentleman, it was undoubtedly PS!

"Goodbye!" Li Ming wanted to look away from Yuan Lu Sha again, what the hell is this uncle Yuan Lu Sha trying to do?Is he the kind of person who can give up his integrity just for the sake of taking a photo?impossible!

"Wait!" Yuan Lusha called Liming again, and with its cute appearance, spoke in an uncle's voice, and said resentfully, "Li said, does Li want to sack, and only take me if you want to slack off." Will Feitian take me on a wave!?"

"It's nonsense! What took you to fly to the sky and take you to the waves!? Nonsense! How can I, a dignified and cultivated young man with virtues in the new century, be with you, a dirty shark with corrupt morals? It's impossible for me to take you!? " Liming Dayi rejected it awe-inspiringly, although he refused with his mouth, but his eyes showed the color of admiration.

So why did you discover my excellent temperament?It does have vision.

Yuan Lu Sha curled his lips in disdain, "Don't pretend, I knew Li and I were fellow-men the first time I saw Li!"

Decisively, Liming turned around and left!

"Wait!" Yuan Lusha yelled sternly, trying to call back the gone Sao Nian.

After a few minutes, Yuanlusha persuaded Liming to come back after spending a lot of time talking.

Liming just stared at it indifferently, quietly watching the performance of the round land shark.

"Daguo, can I call you Daguo!? I just want Li to be taken to the ground, and if Li wants to throw things away, I'll do my best to satisfy Li!" Yuan Lusha said resentfully.

"Can't you come up by yourself?"

"Too fat to climb up."

dawn:"……"

"What do you have?" Dawn asked.

"I have a hard drive with 10T seeds stored, a synthesized...uh, a collection of genuine Asuguli photos..." Yuan Lu Shark said as he got into the hole in front of it and kept throwing it out. thing.

Composite photo, right? ?This is what you want to say, right? ?

Liming's eyelids twitched, and this frenzied Yuan Lu Shark was still talking and throwing things out continuously.

Expired lollipops... wrappers, strange yellowed books, a broken doll, and a strange flute.

There are only six items in total. Yuan Lusha raised his cute face, but looked at Li Ming with a pair of wretched eyes, and said, "Then Sao Nian, which item do you want?"

Li Ming blinked, pointed to the flute, and said, "What is this flute?"

"I don't know what to say. Anyway, it was already here before I accidentally dropped it two days ago. I thought it was very interesting, so I kept it." Yuanlusha shook his head, and it also Not sure.

"Emmmm... that flute is worth a bit." Li Ming shook his head, and then said to Yuan Lu Sha, "Get out of the way and I will jump down."

The round land shark nodded, and then went into the hole.

Leaping forward, Li Ming easily landed on the ground. He pointed his fingers at the round land shark and said, "Come here."

Of course, Yuan Lusha had a happy expression on his face, and he jumped into Liming's arms, and Liming picked up the flute and the hard drive from the ground.

"Sao Nian, you really like my collection."

"Shut up! I just don't want people to pick up this filthy thing. It's better for me to destroy it myself."

"Oh oh oh, I understand, I understand, Sao Nian, ah heh heh..."

Li Ming stuffed the hard drive and the flute into the bag without any expression on his face, then he spotted a place where he could climb, and slowly climbed up like this.

"Here we are." After climbing to the top, Li Ming put the round land shark down, and then said to it, "The transaction is completed, goodbye, Selu shark!"

"It's Yuan Lu Shark! Don't name it indiscriminately, let me tell you!" Yuan Lu Shark retorted with a resentful face, is it lewd?Is it colored?Don't tell me if you see through, don't you know! ?
Liming yawned, he had seen enough of the scenery, and it was time to go back.But it's a pity, there are no adventures, he is really not a normal protagonist template, he can pick up treasures by going to street stalls, jumping off a cliff can greatly increase his strength... none of these exist.

Finding an open place to release Xiao Hong, Li Ming was about to take off and leave, but saw a big black shadow rushing towards him.

"Take me away! Sao Nian!" Yuan Lu Sha cheekily leaned on Li Ming and said with a silly smile.

dawn:"……"

Why is this color land shark so thick-skinned?
"Get out!" Liming stepped on the other party's face directly, trying to kick it away, but the other party continued to beg without shame or annoyance, "Sao Nian, I haven't been to the human world for a long time, I miss you, take me away Bar."

"Ugly refusal, stupid refusal!" Li Ming realized that this round land shark was so strong at the moment, its little claws were gripping so tightly that his clothes were almost torn apart by him.

"Just take me to the town. I promise that I will never come to harass you again when I get to the town. Absolutely, I guarantee it with my shark quality!" Yuan Lusha yelled, crying so hard that it was heart-piercing.

Huh...

Li Ming's hands froze, MMP, he felt the sound of his clothes moaning in pain.

Yuan Lusha seized the opportunity and simply grabbed Li Ming's clothes, huddled in Li Ming's arms, and said sinisterly: "If you don't want to go back naked, take me away immediately, Sao Nian."

dawn:"……"

Li Ming sighed, and said helplessly, "Okay, I'll take you flying."

"Really!? You finally found out your conscience!?" Yuan Lusha's eyes lit up, and he raised his head to look at Liming.

Li Ming smiled sincerely, and said, "Of course, don't grab my clothes, just sit on Xiao Hong and let me fly with you."

"Oh, okay... No way! If this tyrannosaurus is thrown around, wouldn't it throw me out." Yuan Lusha just wanted to agree, but suddenly his eyes flashed, and he said vigilantly.

"Then I'll be thrown out too!" Li Ming was speechless.

"Oh, you're right." Hearing this, Yuan Lusha also felt the same way, smiled sarcastically, and loosened Li Ming's clothes.

Li Ming maintained a kind smile and remained motionless, watching Yuan Lu Shark jumping in front of him, trying to sit on the head of the Gyarados, and yelling, "Today I want to sit on the dragon's head too... "

Immediately afterwards, the round land shark suddenly found that it had failed, and it actually went straight through the body of the red tyrannosaurus and fell down.

Ghost system! ?

Yuan Lusha fell to the ground in a daze, and then heard Li Ming shouting to Xiao Hong from above: "Xiao Hong, go!"

hoo hoo hoo!
Xiaohong flew tens of meters into the air instantly like a sharp arrow pulled away, leaving behind a round land shark that could no longer ride the wind, making it shout on the ground: "No! We agreed to fly together!"

You are stupid!

Li Ming smiled disdainfully, and dared to play tricks with this old man! ?
That night, Dawn sat on the bed after taking a bath, holding a strange flute blackmailed from the round land shark in her hand.

There are wing-like protrusions on the side of the flute. The color of the whole body is mainly black and red. The material is also very strange. It is not wood or plastic. It is a material that Li Ming does not know.

Out of curiosity, after Li Ming washed the flute, he brought it to his mouth and played it gently.

Naturally, he doesn't know how to play any tunes, he just plays randomly, but for some reason, no matter how Li Ming plays, the sound of this flute is very soft and ethereal, which makes people feel very comfortable.

The sound of the flute played by dawn spread out of the window leisurely in this way, passers-by passing by, when they accidentally heard the sound of the flute, they would just stop for a while, thinking that the sound of the flute was nice, but after listening carefully to the messy and chaotic tune, they would stop. Can't help but smile and walk away immediately.

After playing for a long time, Li Ming didn't feel that there was anything miraculous about it. Finally, he shrugged and put the flute beside his pillow. He closed the window, pulled the curtains, and fell asleep with the air conditioner on.

When dawn fell into a deep sleep, a huge black shadow with wings stopped by his window. The black shadow stretched out his hand as if preparing to knock on the window, but froze when he heard the loud snoring in the house.

Afterwards, the black shadow let out a soft sigh, and suddenly there was a soft flash of light all over his body, turning into a slim and graceful figure...

　After the first update, if you have played the sixth generation of book friends, you should know what kind of flute it is.Let's guess what elf the protagonist summoned.Just a little reminder, this is the only girly elf that is currently officially recognized and has been officially manipulated.

　　
　
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