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Chapter 3 Yao Ling's Shawarang
"Looks like they're fighting against elves." Yao Ling looked at the crowd outside, her beautiful eyes twinkled.

Elves' private fighting is a relatively primitive way for humans in this world to resolve struggles. After the establishment of the New Heavenly Kingdom, it was promulgated that elves' private fighting is not allowed, because it will destroy the security environment. Some elves' skills can cause considerable destructive power. of.

This is not anime and games, it is the real world, one hundred thousand volts can really electrocute people, jet flames can really burn people to death!

Once someone is found fighting elves in a public place, the punishment will be more serious than the crime of fighting with humans.

"Let's go." Yao Ling shook her head, there are people who are not afraid of trouble, this place is too close to where they fought, the whole thing is not good, they will all be affected.

Better to go first!

Li Ming nodded in agreement, there is no shortage of idiots these days, stay away from idiots and cherish life.

After Yao Ling paid the bill, she left with Li Ming.

"Oh!" As soon as he walked out the door, the crowd suddenly let out a strange cry, and saw a long rattan whip ejected from the crowd, sweeping in the direction just to reach Yao Ling's delicate face.

"Be careful." Li Ming threw Yao Ling to the ground with sharp eyesight and quick hands, but he felt a chill in his heart, and only felt something brush against his scalp.

Aside from being a little terrified, Li Ming, who has always been unscrupulous, didn't have the time to taste the softness that buried his entire face.Yao Ling was also taken aback by the vine whip that swept across her eyes, and faintly saw that Li Ming's head seemed to be brushed. After falling to the ground, she quickly got up and helped Li Ming up, holding his slightly pale face, nervously Jiao shouted: "Liming! Are you okay!"

"No...it's okay." Li Ming was awakened from the panic by the other party's voice, and said with a forced dry smile.

"It's fine." Yao Ling touched the back of Li Ming's head and found that it was intact. She breathed a sigh of relief, then glared at the crowd behind her with beautiful eyes, and gritted her silver teeth and said, "These idiots are looking for death!"

He got up from the ground together with Liming, looked at the crowd, and the crowd automatically dispersed into a wide aisle, exposing the two people in the center.Well, there are two street hooligans, wearing nose rings and lip rings, smoky eyeliner makeup, and tattoos on their arms.

Seeing those two people, Yao Ling took out her mobile phone from her small bag, dialed a number, and said, "Hello, Xiaoyun? I'm being bullied, can you help me?"

Liming and Yao Ling were relatively close, and the voice of the mobile phone could be heard clearly. The voice was relatively neutral but it was not hard to hear that it was indeed a girl's voice. The man said, "What? Someone dares to bully you? Where is it? I'll bring someone over right away."

Yao Ling immediately reported the address, looked at the two idiots who were still directing the elves to fight with a sneer, and then said: "My mother is angry, it's okay to vent your anger."

"Success! No problem, it's all on me, as long as no one is beaten to death, I will be all on it!" The girl named Xiaoyun immediately replied, and Li Ming could imagine that the girl must have slapped her chest, and those two sounds I can vaguely hear the chest slapping sound of "paji paji", what a woman with so much righteousness.

After all, Li Ming recovered quickly. Seeing Yao Ling who hung up the phone, she couldn't help but stepped forward and grabbed her wrist, saying, "There's no need to be familiar with them. You beat them up. What if the police come?"

"Heh, the sisters I just called are the captains of the Criminal Police Brigade of the Municipal Public Security Bureau. What are you afraid of? Anyone who bullies my sister must be prepared to be trampled to death by my mother." Yao Ling sneered, and then her pale jade Pointing at the two idiots who fought ecstatically, they scolded coquettishly, "Hey, those two idiots who have no eggs to fight!"

Hearing this, Li Ming's eyelids twitched, and this sister really dared to say all kinds of vulgar words when she got angry.

Yao Ling's voice was loud, and the two hooligans stopped when they heard the sound, and looked at Yao Ling angrily. Seeing that graceful figure and pretty face, they all showed disgusting looks at the same time.

"Beauty, why are you calling me brother?" The green-haired hooligan with the mohawk thought he was handsome and straightened his back, his eyes glared at the softness of Yao Ling's chest.

"Get out of here, you bastard, that little beauty is calling me." The red-haired hooligan glared at him and cursed fiercely.

"Who does the hot chicken call?"

"The hot chicken scolded you... Fuck you, dare to trick me!"

After all, the two of them gave up the elf fight directly, and directly fought with each other, wrestling together like two twisted worms, and the picture was "refreshing".

Yao Ling smiled coldly, and took out a half-red and half-white Pokeball the size of a ping-pong ball from her small bag, and held it in her hand.In a small circle on the color dividing line of the poke ball, the jade finger touches it lightly, and the poke ball suddenly becomes the size of an apple.

"Boom!" Yao Ling seemed to habitually kiss the poke ball first, and then threw the poke ball out, and at the same time shouted softly, "Come out, Shawarang! Kick them over for me!"

Shawaran?
Li Ming blinked, recalling various data about the Pokémon Shawaran in his mind.

Fighting elves, one of Balram's evolutionary types, seem to have a racial value of 455. As an early Pokémon, they are particularly popular, because the individual values ​​​​are higher than others from the beginning, but the weakness is that the defense is very weak.

"Hmph!" Shawarang didn't hesitate at all. The moment he came out of the elf ball, the flash had just condensed into his figure, and he shot out like a sharp arrow.

"Serial kicks! Kick those two elves and those two bastards hard!" Yao Ling gave orders like a queen, and Shawarang obeyed like a loyal knight.

The red-haired and green-haired elves are a dumb flower and a baby bear respectively. The two masters fought fiercely, and the two elves fought with each other like street hooligans, completely unaware of the danger coming.

"Hmph!" Shawarang let out a strange cry, and flew out a standard flying kick, which directly hit the dumb flower that was very similar to a certain type of show host "Wang Ni, Ma" from a certain angle in the previous life. Flying five or six meters away, the crowd of onlookers had no time to react and became the backstop.

Seeing this, everyone felt the danger of continuing to watch, and all fled in all directions. Those who were overwhelmed suffered some pain but were not injured.

The reason why the chain kick skill is called chain kick is that it will not stop because of a single kick. Therefore, after Shawarang landed on the ground, he kicked another beautiful roundabout kick that exploded on the silly and cute bear baby. face.

Li Ming looked at the certain baby bear with pity that was kicked until his expression collapsed, and the whole bear flew more than two meters away.

It fell to the ground, clutching the corner of its mouth that was red from being kicked, rolling all over the floor, its black eyes soaked with tears.

The change on the elf's side has long attracted the attention of the two-killing Matt hooligan. He stared blankly at Shawarang, who stood up and was not as tall as himself. Those big feet with awl-like claws looked like It's as scary as Wuzhishan.

"Hmph!" Shawarang directly kicked two sideways one after another, all of which were covered in the face, and the red hair and the green hair immediately lost the ability to continue to weaken.

The two fell to the ground and twitched, their tongues stuck out, and their noses were bleeding uncontrollably. It is estimated that the bridge of their noses was broken.If Shawarang hadn't restrained his strength, the necks of these two "Xinggami" might have been kicked off by him.

Li Ming looked at the two idiots with emotion, and said, "Hey, these two idiots, it's not good to offend anyone. Isn't it courting death to offend our Queen?"

"Huh, it's unlucky for them both." Yao Ling raised her neck a little arrogantly, like a proud white swan, and then walked to Li Ming's side, caressing him who was rubbed by the dumb cane whip the back of the head.

"Does it hurt?" Yao Ling felt a little distressed. Li Ming felt to her like her slippery younger brother. Although he was a bit cheap, he was very cheap.

Li Ming felt strange on the back of his head, blinked and said, "It doesn't hurt, by the way, why does the back of his head feel cold?"

Hearing this, Yao Ling walked up behind him, took a look at the brushed area, burst out laughing suddenly, and said, "Hahahaha, Liming, you, you have a small piece of baldness on your side, you look good Funny, hahaha!" No wonder she felt a little strange to the touch just now, it felt a bit like skin.

dawn:"……"

MMP, these two guys are doomed, let me tell you, dare to destroy my dignity at the end of Marshal Liming?Kill you guys!

Without further ado, Li Ming looked left and right, found a wooden stick with nails on it from nowhere, ran towards the two fainted people, and shouted: "Fuck the Li family, MMP!"

Seeing this, Yao Ling turned pale with shock, she could vent her anger however she wanted, don't kill anyone, she rushed forward and hugged him.

Li Ming was hugged and still struggling hard. He wanted to feel Yao Ling's soft body very honestly in his chest. His heart was overwhelmed, but his face was staring fiercely at the two fainted creatures, and he shouted at Yao Ling. Said: "Sister Yao, let go, I will kill them!"

"Calm down! It's okay to beat the disabled, don't beat them to death!" Yao Ling was miserable, this guy is really strong, hiss, my mother's chest hurts from being rubbed!
"No, I must be beaten to death." Li Ming was still struggling, rubbing with excitement!
"Calm down, don't!" Yao Ling could only send it up for rubbing!

The stalemate lasted until dawn, seeing that Yao Ling was almost exhausted, he rolled his eyes, and slowly pretended to lose his anger, looked at the two "dead" brothers coldly, and said viciously: "Hmph! You are lucky! "

After all, he threw away the dangerous weapon in his hand.

Yao Ling breathed a sigh of relief, let go of her hands, and said to Li Ming with some resentment: "You brat, you can really make trouble."

Hey, what I said sounds interesting in another occasion.

Li Ming touched his head, as if he was a little naive.This touch, um, bare, as expected, I should try to kill them with the evil consequences of crime!

However, this is just a thought.

Capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped. With a wicked smile on his face, Li Ming turned the two of them over, and then casually found two bamboo sticks thrown away by passers-by.

"A Ming, what are you going to do?" Yao Ling looked at Li Ming's evil face, and to be honest, she felt sweaty and frightened.

"Hehe, let them never forget it!" Li Ming smiled at her, holding a bamboo stick in each of his left and right hands with a kind smile, and pierced the most delicate acupuncture points of the two of them.

puff!puff!
"Ugh!!" The moment the two were stabbed awake at the same time, they passed out together the next second.

　There is a Taoist saying, meeting is fate, entering a pit is a good relationship, order a collection and recommendation~~~~
　　


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