Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 133 The Talkative Little Girl
"I'll tell you the secret. In fact, my father has no money. He spends as much as he earns. He is the richest person in my family. You might as well guess who it is? There will be rewards for guessing right..." Xiao Doudou looked like a clever kid. With a gesture of showing off, he only had to announce that the answer was himself.

However, there was a stupid thief among the robbers, who blurted out: "Who is it?"

"Of course it's me. You guys are so stupid that you can't even guess this. My grandpa was originally the richest, but his money was kept in the Daming Palace. I entered the palace with him not long ago, and he gave it to me." He gave me a large box of jewelry, and said that the remaining nine boxes will be mine when I grow up, so it is me now, yes, it will still be me in the future.”

Facing the ruthless ridicule of a little girl, all the robbers turned their heads to look at the one who was talking too much, and the leader slapped him and cursed: "Hun Dan, who wants you to be talkative, it seems like we have never seen the world."

Turning his head, the leader said viciously to Xiao Doudou: "Little guy, we don't ask your father for money. Although we don't have money like you, we don't need money..."

"No, no, dad said that no one in the world needs money!"

"We really don't want money, ahem, don't interrupt me, where did I say it just now?" The leader seemed to be a little forgetful, and his subordinates reminded him before he remembered and continued: "As for us..."

"Oh, what can I do? My family is very poor. Apart from money, there seems to be only wine and food. Do you want to eat my family's wine and food? Then just go and spend money to eat. We sell them to the outside, oh, yes, This will cost money, after all, you are not as rich as me..."

Xiao Doudou started talking to himself like this, but he didn't care about the other party's threat at all, and finally he seemed to have a flash of inspiration and said excitedly: "I see, you want to arrest me and let my father cook for you for free, right?"

Pfft... The leader of the robbers is about to vomit blood, can you listen to what he has to say?Besides, are we just so classy?It's all right to be despised by you for being poor, and you have to kidnap a princess of a country for food and drink?Too worthless, right?We are not foodies!
"That's enough! If you interrupt me again, we'll tear up your ticket! Do you know about tearing up a ticket? It's just a knife click, so that you can never see your parents again. Listen, what do I ask and what do you answer? Do you remember?" the leader roared angrily.

Xiao Doudou curled his lips, "Hmph, what's so fierce, you can't chat for a day, and you still want me to answer the question, if you don't answer, come and tear up the ticket, I'm not afraid of you, I've never seen a loud voice, loud The bearded uncle and the black-faced uncle are both prettier than you..."

I, I... don't pull me...

"Boss, we didn't pull you!"

"...I mean, I'm going to tear up the ticket, don't pull me! Damn, what kind of freak is this stinky girl, so difficult?" The robber leader looked at this group of subordinates whose IQs were not above the line, and was deeply moved. Powerless, it is better to give yourself a step down.

"Little girl, let me tell you, now that you are tied up by us, you have to listen to us in everything, or we will really tear up the ticket. Before your father sends us high-yield seeds, you'd better be obedient, otherwise We know how to beat people, and many children were beaten to the point of crying for their parents..."

"Oh... so you are here for the potatoes? I have buried all those things in the soil in my backyard, and they are worthless at all. What do you want them for? You might as well ask for money to be successful!" Xiao Doudou looked contemptuous .

Everyone stood there blankly, looked at each other, and then cheered at the same time, "I found it, and it's here!"

Looking at this group of strange people, Xiao Doudou got angry and cheered for a while. Could it be a sick beggar?How pitiful!

"Hey, if you want potatoes, please be obedient and buy me two bunches of candied haws. I'll go home and dig two potatoes for you. You don't have to go to such trouble and threaten my father." Xiao Doudou was kind.

It's a pity, who would believe this group of people?

The leader giggled and said, "Little guy, if you weren't greedy, how could it have fallen into our hands? You don't have to worry about the potatoes. We still ask your father to rest assured and let you go home to help, you What should I do if I don’t come back? I’d better stay here obediently and give us peace of mind as a meat ticket. When I’m in a good mood, uncle, I can loosen the rope for you..."

"Are you talking about this?" Xiao Doudou asked as he stood up and held up a handful of broken ropes.

Gah!
All the robbers were dumbfounded at the same time, what's going on here?
The robber boss turned around and kicked one of his subordinates down, "Idiot, you can't even tie up a little girl. Fortunately, this little guy is a little dumb, otherwise what should I do if I let her run away?"

"Boss, I, I'm tied..."

Bang, another kick!
"Don't, don't hit the boss, I'll tie it up again!"

"No need, stand aside and watch, I will come in person!"

Xiao Doudou giggled and looked at this group of people, as if watching a performance, and when the boss was tied up again, Xiao Doudou laughed and said, "Hey, uncle, your rope seems not very strong..."

What?What, why did it break again?

The leader of the robbers took the broken rope and pulled it hard, no problem, how could it be?
Someone whispered, "Boss, Boss, I heard from people here that King Qin of the Tang Dynasty descended from a god, so it shouldn't be, maybe this little girl is protected by a god..."

No, no way...

Everyone felt a little cold. The robber boss didn't refute this time. He was silent for a moment, and he said boldly to himself: "What are you afraid of? I've done everything, and it's too late to say anything. Since the rope doesn't work, then put it on the rope. Shut her up in the dungeon, so no one can find her anyway."

Xiao Doudou asked curiously: "Can't people find me? Are we going to play hide-and-seek?"

"Eh..." The robbers wanted to refute, but seeing this weird little girl who couldn't get dizzy and couldn't be restrained, the boss of the robber changed his mind and nodded, "Yes, it's hide and seek. You have great powers, let's try to hide you, and see if your father can find you."

Xiao Doudou's smiling face turned cold, and said arrogantly: "Don't lie to me, I'm not a child, just now you said you would tear up the ticket."

we……

"Oh, but it's okay, I like to play hide-and-seek, let's go, where is the dungeon? Is Chang'an's sky prison strong?"

...Listen, what are you talking about?Like you've been in a dungeon?
After coaxing people to the dungeon, the robbers were relieved. They thought it was over and finally got rid of this talkative little girl, but they didn't know that this was just the beginning of a nightmare.

An hour later, the search outside was fruitless, and the imperial court issued an order to search house-to-house and house-to-house throughout the night. Many generals spontaneously joined the search team with their personal guards. The entire city of Chang'an suffered from insomnia!

(End of this chapter)