Datang Almighty Dad
Chapter 136 Blame You For Being Too Stupid
Chapter 136 Blame You For Being Too Stupid
"You guys, did you feel any movement?"
"I feel it, Boss, is it, is it an earthquake?"
All the robbers looked at each other, with horrified expressions on their faces, why are they so unlucky?Why did an earthquake happen at this time?
Everyone unanimously looked at the little girl who walked past behind him. Fortunately, this devil king slept soundly, so please don't wake up...
boom!boom! ...
There were several sounds of door panels bursting and sawdust coming one after another, followed by an angry beast roar. Everyone who had just walked into the yard looked up, and they were all so frightened that they squatted on the ground.
That is……
Galloping beasts?All rushed to our little yard?Judging by the way their eyes are shining, it is obvious that they are not here to hang out. How could this be?
Suddenly, a thought flashed across, and all the robbers looked towards the dungeon behind them at the same time. Could it be that... this child got them all?
The leading lion leader let out a low growl, and stared at the people on the ground in front of him, as if saying to the beasts behind him, it was them!In the next second, the scene of flying blood and flesh was so tragic that all the robbers didn't even have time to struggle and scream, and they all got their lunch boxes.
This group of furious beasts not only moved neatly, but also moved in an orderly manner. After a while, the ground was completely bare, not only were there no bones left, even the blood was licked off by the hyenas.
With such a loud commotion outside, Xiao Doudou, who was sleeping soundly at the entrance of the dungeon, was naturally awakened, rubbed his eyes in a daze and shouted, "What's the noise? If anyone snores again, throw him out..."
Open your eyes and take a look, huh?What about people?These scoundrels actually sneaked away while I was asleep?Hmph, I want you to look good when I catch it back!
... What a big heart, if it weren't for the group of kidnappers who mistakenly thought you were a fairy descending to earth, they didn't dare to touch you, and they buried you while you were asleep, you wouldn't even know it, and you would still be thinking of arresting someone.
"Huh? Little lion, are you here? Are you here to pick me up? It's just in time, hurry up and come with me, let's catch the bad guy!" At the entrance of the dungeon, the lion happened to bump into Xiao Doudou who was going out.
"What did you say? You have taken care of all the bad guys? Where are they?" Hearing the lion's explanation, Xiao Doudou was full of regret. I haven't finished playing hide-and-seek, stupid lion, you are not allowed to eat people in the future, and you, who Cannibalism is not allowed, did you hear me?
The little girl stretched out her fingers and gave orders to the beasts kneeling in the yard, all the beasts bowed their heads, not daring to make a sound.
After yawning big, Xiao Doudou rode on the lion, and said sleepily: "Everyone go back, little lion, let's go home, it's too sleepy, I want to have a good sleep on my bed, and have fun next time."
...and next time?If Li Yuanying heard it, he would probably give him a beating. Everyone in Chang'an City would be terrified of you. How about you, how about playing a game?Girl, when will you grow up!
In Prince Qin's mansion, the messenger urgently reported: "Report, the little princess has been successfully rescued. Some soldiers saw that the princess was escorted back to the tavern by the sacred beast Suan Ni, and the herd of beasts had also left the West Market and turned back to the Hundred Beasts Garden."
Li Er laughed loudly and said: "Okay! My princess of the Tang Dynasty is protected by the gods, and the beasts accompany her, so why be afraid of the little ones around? Pass the order down, the people are not allowed to go out tonight, and the soldiers and horses of all ministries are not allowed to harm the beasts. Escort them back to their nests. Just don't let the beasts hurt people."
After finishing speaking, he turned to Li Yuanying and said, "Fifth brother, can you feel at ease now? Let's go, let's go and see the child together. In addition, we found the enemy's residence and asked the Ministry of Punishment and Dali Temple to send people to investigate the scene at the same time. I want evidence." Let's see who dares to bully me like this, Datang."
Old Li Yuan couldn't wait a long time ago, so he strode out first, Li Er and Li Yuanying hurriedly followed, unexpectedly all the counselors behind him also followed, Li Yuanying cupped his hands to thank and wanted to persuade everyone to go back to rest, but how could these people be willing?They all expressed concern and insisted on following. This is not to see if the child is okay. They are obviously curious about how Doudou was saved. They want to follow to watch the excitement.
Li Yuanying was not surprised either, and casually called someone to deliver a letter to Cui Shi of Qinghe, so she had to inform Doudou that her mother had returned home.
When a group of people flocked to the tavern, they were embarrassed. Li Yuan, father and son, opened the door and ran in without hindrance, but the group of counselors were blocked, and only Fang Xuanling went in accompanied by Fang Yiai , everyone else stood at the door in embarrassment, yelling that they forgot, it's a pity...
Everyone ran into the backyard and opened the bedroom door to have a look, good guy, Zheng Xiang who is sleeping in a small circle.
Li Yuanying lowered her footsteps, walked slowly to the side of the bed and sat down, looked at her daughter quietly under the moonlight, stretched out her hand and gently stroked her forehead, how nervous her daughter was when she was robbed before, this time How gentle and caring.
Li Yuan, Li Er and the others didn't speak, they watched the scene quietly, they seemed to be fine, they scared everyone enough, but luckily this child is auspicious.
But not long after, Cui, who was brought back by the carriage, rushed into the bedroom in the backyard, yelling, and woke up the child directly. Before Xiaodoudou opened his eyes in a daze, he was hugged by his mother in his arms.
"Doudou, mother is scared to death, let me see if there is anything wrong? Are you injured? Are you hungry? Mother will cook for you..." Cui was a little incoherent. Although Li Yuanying knew that his wife was concerned, she was confused, but seeing Seeing her daughter's expression, she almost laughed again.
"Mother, let me go quickly, I'm fine! Did you go out to eat delicious food behind my back? I didn't see anyone when I came back..."
... Everyone laughed, and Cui said angrily: "Silly girl, you have been robbed by gangsters, and mother and father have been working hard to find you."
Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Xiao Doudou laughed loudly: "Haha, mother and father, you are so stupid, you can't even play hide-and-seek, I've been waiting for you for a long time and you can't find them!"
What?What hide and seek?Li Yuanying was about to cover her eyes, her heart is really big, this is kidnapping, okay? What kind of hide and seek?Do you think it's fun?
Li Yuan asked with concern: "Doudou, do you still remember what happened today? Who is the opponent? What happened to the bad guys when the herd rescued you?"
"What group of beasts saved me? Grandpa, are you talking about those little guys who bowed to me? They were all useless. They just ate up the group of villains and left nothing behind. A group of villains who got up to play games with me... Hey, I don’t know where there are villains, so I have to find a way to catch another batch.”
Pfft... Fang Yiai couldn't help laughing, and was kicked by Yu Wencheng next to her, making a fool of herself.
"No, uncle, we've been looking for junior sister for a long time, and we forgot that junior sister is so powerful that we don't need to rescue them. It's the robbers who should be unlucky. After all, no one would think that a child is so powerful." Fang Yi Love explained with a smile.
This... When everyone heard it, it was really true. It was not someone who had been in contact with it. Basically, no one knew the details of Xiao Doudou. His combat power was absolutely terrifying.Now everyone understands, no wonder the little guy said he was playing hide-and-seek just now.
Li Yuanying laughed angrily, and reprimanded: "You child is really ignorant and messing around. I heard that you were taken away by bad guys. Do you know how worried everyone is? People in Quanchang'an are looking for you, but you only care about it." Playing hide-and-seek, you don’t know when you come back to report your safety, your mother fainted from the fright, you can’t do this again in the future, you know?”
Xiao Doudou lowered his head and fiddled with his fingers and replied in a low voice: "Understood, Daddy, obviously you are too stupid, I'm right behind our house, who knows you can't even find this. I know where I am even with my eyes closed... "
Where?The one at the back door?Everyone exclaimed in unison, this gang of thieves, they really answered His Highness King Qin's words, the most dangerous place is the safest place, who would have thought that they would be so bold?
Li Er stepped out, "I went to the scene to see it myself, and found evidence to make Goguryeo look good for him!"
(End of this chapter)
"You guys, did you feel any movement?"
"I feel it, Boss, is it, is it an earthquake?"
All the robbers looked at each other, with horrified expressions on their faces, why are they so unlucky?Why did an earthquake happen at this time?
Everyone unanimously looked at the little girl who walked past behind him. Fortunately, this devil king slept soundly, so please don't wake up...
boom!boom! ...
There were several sounds of door panels bursting and sawdust coming one after another, followed by an angry beast roar. Everyone who had just walked into the yard looked up, and they were all so frightened that they squatted on the ground.
That is……
Galloping beasts?All rushed to our little yard?Judging by the way their eyes are shining, it is obvious that they are not here to hang out. How could this be?
Suddenly, a thought flashed across, and all the robbers looked towards the dungeon behind them at the same time. Could it be that... this child got them all?
The leading lion leader let out a low growl, and stared at the people on the ground in front of him, as if saying to the beasts behind him, it was them!In the next second, the scene of flying blood and flesh was so tragic that all the robbers didn't even have time to struggle and scream, and they all got their lunch boxes.
This group of furious beasts not only moved neatly, but also moved in an orderly manner. After a while, the ground was completely bare, not only were there no bones left, even the blood was licked off by the hyenas.
With such a loud commotion outside, Xiao Doudou, who was sleeping soundly at the entrance of the dungeon, was naturally awakened, rubbed his eyes in a daze and shouted, "What's the noise? If anyone snores again, throw him out..."
Open your eyes and take a look, huh?What about people?These scoundrels actually sneaked away while I was asleep?Hmph, I want you to look good when I catch it back!
... What a big heart, if it weren't for the group of kidnappers who mistakenly thought you were a fairy descending to earth, they didn't dare to touch you, and they buried you while you were asleep, you wouldn't even know it, and you would still be thinking of arresting someone.
"Huh? Little lion, are you here? Are you here to pick me up? It's just in time, hurry up and come with me, let's catch the bad guy!" At the entrance of the dungeon, the lion happened to bump into Xiao Doudou who was going out.
"What did you say? You have taken care of all the bad guys? Where are they?" Hearing the lion's explanation, Xiao Doudou was full of regret. I haven't finished playing hide-and-seek, stupid lion, you are not allowed to eat people in the future, and you, who Cannibalism is not allowed, did you hear me?
The little girl stretched out her fingers and gave orders to the beasts kneeling in the yard, all the beasts bowed their heads, not daring to make a sound.
After yawning big, Xiao Doudou rode on the lion, and said sleepily: "Everyone go back, little lion, let's go home, it's too sleepy, I want to have a good sleep on my bed, and have fun next time."
...and next time?If Li Yuanying heard it, he would probably give him a beating. Everyone in Chang'an City would be terrified of you. How about you, how about playing a game?Girl, when will you grow up!
In Prince Qin's mansion, the messenger urgently reported: "Report, the little princess has been successfully rescued. Some soldiers saw that the princess was escorted back to the tavern by the sacred beast Suan Ni, and the herd of beasts had also left the West Market and turned back to the Hundred Beasts Garden."
Li Er laughed loudly and said: "Okay! My princess of the Tang Dynasty is protected by the gods, and the beasts accompany her, so why be afraid of the little ones around? Pass the order down, the people are not allowed to go out tonight, and the soldiers and horses of all ministries are not allowed to harm the beasts. Escort them back to their nests. Just don't let the beasts hurt people."
After finishing speaking, he turned to Li Yuanying and said, "Fifth brother, can you feel at ease now? Let's go, let's go and see the child together. In addition, we found the enemy's residence and asked the Ministry of Punishment and Dali Temple to send people to investigate the scene at the same time. I want evidence." Let's see who dares to bully me like this, Datang."
Old Li Yuan couldn't wait a long time ago, so he strode out first, Li Er and Li Yuanying hurriedly followed, unexpectedly all the counselors behind him also followed, Li Yuanying cupped his hands to thank and wanted to persuade everyone to go back to rest, but how could these people be willing?They all expressed concern and insisted on following. This is not to see if the child is okay. They are obviously curious about how Doudou was saved. They want to follow to watch the excitement.
Li Yuanying was not surprised either, and casually called someone to deliver a letter to Cui Shi of Qinghe, so she had to inform Doudou that her mother had returned home.
When a group of people flocked to the tavern, they were embarrassed. Li Yuan, father and son, opened the door and ran in without hindrance, but the group of counselors were blocked, and only Fang Xuanling went in accompanied by Fang Yiai , everyone else stood at the door in embarrassment, yelling that they forgot, it's a pity...
Everyone ran into the backyard and opened the bedroom door to have a look, good guy, Zheng Xiang who is sleeping in a small circle.
Li Yuanying lowered her footsteps, walked slowly to the side of the bed and sat down, looked at her daughter quietly under the moonlight, stretched out her hand and gently stroked her forehead, how nervous her daughter was when she was robbed before, this time How gentle and caring.
Li Yuan, Li Er and the others didn't speak, they watched the scene quietly, they seemed to be fine, they scared everyone enough, but luckily this child is auspicious.
But not long after, Cui, who was brought back by the carriage, rushed into the bedroom in the backyard, yelling, and woke up the child directly. Before Xiaodoudou opened his eyes in a daze, he was hugged by his mother in his arms.
"Doudou, mother is scared to death, let me see if there is anything wrong? Are you injured? Are you hungry? Mother will cook for you..." Cui was a little incoherent. Although Li Yuanying knew that his wife was concerned, she was confused, but seeing Seeing her daughter's expression, she almost laughed again.
"Mother, let me go quickly, I'm fine! Did you go out to eat delicious food behind my back? I didn't see anyone when I came back..."
... Everyone laughed, and Cui said angrily: "Silly girl, you have been robbed by gangsters, and mother and father have been working hard to find you."
Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Xiao Doudou laughed loudly: "Haha, mother and father, you are so stupid, you can't even play hide-and-seek, I've been waiting for you for a long time and you can't find them!"
What?What hide and seek?Li Yuanying was about to cover her eyes, her heart is really big, this is kidnapping, okay? What kind of hide and seek?Do you think it's fun?
Li Yuan asked with concern: "Doudou, do you still remember what happened today? Who is the opponent? What happened to the bad guys when the herd rescued you?"
"What group of beasts saved me? Grandpa, are you talking about those little guys who bowed to me? They were all useless. They just ate up the group of villains and left nothing behind. A group of villains who got up to play games with me... Hey, I don’t know where there are villains, so I have to find a way to catch another batch.”
Pfft... Fang Yiai couldn't help laughing, and was kicked by Yu Wencheng next to her, making a fool of herself.
"No, uncle, we've been looking for junior sister for a long time, and we forgot that junior sister is so powerful that we don't need to rescue them. It's the robbers who should be unlucky. After all, no one would think that a child is so powerful." Fang Yi Love explained with a smile.
This... When everyone heard it, it was really true. It was not someone who had been in contact with it. Basically, no one knew the details of Xiao Doudou. His combat power was absolutely terrifying.Now everyone understands, no wonder the little guy said he was playing hide-and-seek just now.
Li Yuanying laughed angrily, and reprimanded: "You child is really ignorant and messing around. I heard that you were taken away by bad guys. Do you know how worried everyone is? People in Quanchang'an are looking for you, but you only care about it." Playing hide-and-seek, you don’t know when you come back to report your safety, your mother fainted from the fright, you can’t do this again in the future, you know?”
Xiao Doudou lowered his head and fiddled with his fingers and replied in a low voice: "Understood, Daddy, obviously you are too stupid, I'm right behind our house, who knows you can't even find this. I know where I am even with my eyes closed... "
Where?The one at the back door?Everyone exclaimed in unison, this gang of thieves, they really answered His Highness King Qin's words, the most dangerous place is the safest place, who would have thought that they would be so bold?
Li Er stepped out, "I went to the scene to see it myself, and found evidence to make Goguryeo look good for him!"
(End of this chapter)
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