Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 142 come to the door
The next day, Li Yuanying was moving wine in the wine cellar in the backyard of the tavern. Of course, he had to drink some good wine for the New Year. The wine he brewed by himself was all good wine. Compared with this, the three-legged wine in the palace was plain water, not even beer, so I don’t know How did people in the Tang Dynasty get drunk? Did they rely on self-hypnosis?
"Daddy, there are guests, and three giant pandas are coming outside!" Xiao Doudou ran over to report.

Three giant pandas?Li Yuanying was very surprised. People in the Tang Dynasty didn't seem to call them giant pandas, they called them iron-eating beasts. After a little thought, she understood, and her daughter took a look and reprimanded: "Speak up, what three giant pandas?"

Xiao Doudou sticks out his tongue, "Hey, there are three people who wear thick clothes and only have two eyes. They look just like the giant pandas in the comic book you gave me, Daddy."

After tidying up a bit, Li Yuanying took her daughter's hand and came to the front hall. Sure enough, there were three tightly wrapped people, two big and one small, standing outside the door together.

"Are the three of you here for dinner? Seeing the Chinese New Year, the tavern is closed."

The leader hurriedly pulled the hat off his cloak, "Fifth brother, it's me, little brother, we're not here for dinner."

Li Yuanying took a look, ah, isn't this his cousin Longxi King Gong Li Boyi, come in, come in.

Li Boyi walked in with his four-year-old son, but the other person who accompanied him was blocked from the door. Li Yuanying found out after asking that it was Li Fengci who fought with Doudou last night.

Li Yuanying thought it was bad, could it be that the two brothers came to the door for trouble?
"My younger brother is young and unmarried so he has no children. I heard that fifth brother, you have an immortal formation here, and no one is allowed to enter unless you are a parent. It's really mysterious. Let him wait outside." Li Boyi explained.

"They're all my brothers, how can this be done? It's snowing heavily outside, and I'll freeze him..."

Li Boyi waved his hand, "Fifth brother, don't feel sorry for him. This bastard is eager to learn a lot on weekdays. He's such an adult and still looks like a child. He hangs out with a group of nephews. I've already found out what happened last night. It's all caused by this bastard, who tried to cheat a group of boys of their New Year's Eve money by gambling money and failed, so he wanted to bully Ping'an's little niece, but luckily the niece is fine, otherwise we would all die."

Hearing this, Li Yuanying let out a sigh of relief. She didn't come to find trouble, but to apologize. After a haha, she became polite to the other party.

"My father left early, and I became a feudal clan in Longxi. My fourth uncle felt sorry for him and raised him himself, but he didn't learn well at such a young age. Not long ago, he went to Longxi to find me. Heaven relies on his status to fool around and bully men and women, I can't even wipe his ass..."

Xiao Doudou asked curiously: "Uncle, what is bullying?"

Uh...that's, ahem, just bullying other people's children, Li Boyi just remembered that there are two little guys beside him, so he didn't dare to talk nonsense.

"Doudou, take your brother to play in the backyard." Li Yuanying wanted to send her daughter away.

Li Boyi hurriedly waved his hand and refused: "No need, Fifth Brother, I came here today to apologize. After I went back last night, I gave him a spanking in the buttocks and hung him up all night. See if my niece is relieved? Don't suffer because of this." Wronged."

ah?Is this so cruel?Li Yuanying was a little dumbfounded, and was about to say a few words of comfort, Xiao Doudou hurriedly replied: "Not yet, this guy lost to me in a bet, and he still owes me a jug of wine."

"There is such a thing? Okay, niece Xian, wait a moment, I will order someone to send you a carload of the best wine in Chang'an as compensation later." Li Boyi patted his chest and said.

"No, he lost. He has to drink and can't renege on his debts. Wait a minute." Xiaodoudoudao trotted towards the backyard.

Everyone was very puzzled, but they were all waiting to see the follow-up. Li Boyi kept tearing the scarf around his neck, and shouted in a childish voice, "Daddy, it's so hot, help me take off my clothes."

hot?Li Boyi felt it for a while, really, look at Li Yuanying again, hey, it's freezing outside, we're all wrapped up in rice dumplings, and you're still wearing spring and autumn clothes?
"Fifth Brother's place is really a blessed land of immortals. The door is open. With just this charcoal brazier, your big hall can be as warm as spring. It's really a fairy trick, I envy you little brother."

Li Yuanying was proud of herself, secretly thinking that if there is no greenhouse effect of the system, how can the two acres of land in my backyard achieve high yield in four seasons?

Not long after, Xiao Doudou ran out with a wine jar in his arms. Li Yuanying saw the word 'war' on it, and immediately scolded: "Nonsense, why did you take out the God of War wine? It's still a five-jin bottle, hurry up and hug it!" go back."

No one expected that Li Fengci's eyes lit up outside when he heard the words "God of War Wine", and he voluntarily shouted: "Don't, don't, fifth brother, my little brother is willing to bet and admit defeat, and never wants to be the person who doesn't believe what he says. If I don’t fulfill my bet with my little niece, what will the world think of me in the future, and how can I still hang out in Chang’an City?”

Li Boyi turned around and reprimanded: "You mess? What are you messing with? Do you still want to mess around? Come with me to Longxi after the new year."

After reprimanding his younger brother, he turned his head and said with a smile: "Fifth brother, don't protect him, you should be willing to gamble and admit defeat. Everyone in Chang'an knows that fifth brother, you are a master brewer, and all the rare spirits in your hands are rare in the world. Ordinary people can't bear it, but it doesn't matter, the stronger the wine, the more repentant this kid will be."

... Li Yuanying rolled his eyes at him angrily, and said to himself, don't think I don't know what the hell you two brothers are doing when you sing and reconcile, look at Li Fengci, his eyes went straight when he heard the God of War wine, he was obviously greedy for my wine Well, do you mean to be punished and apologize?
After thinking for a while, Li Yuanying took the jar of wine and passed it over, "Since that's the case, this jar of wine should be given to Fengci as a brother. This matter will stop here. The children are just playing around. Why should the family be so serious."

The two Li Boyi brothers thanked him repeatedly, Li Yuanying sent them out, and said before parting: "You are usually too busy to teach him when you are in Longxi."

When Li Boyi heard it, this is it? "Hey, fifth brother, you are right. The little brother is also worried. Otherwise, let Fengci be here with you, and you can help him with his training so that he can improve his skills so that he won't be laughed at when he goes out."

Li Yuanying shook his head and said, "I'm not free either, but I know a good place where he can learn quickly."

"Really? Where?" Although Li Boyi was a little disappointed, he was even more curious about Li Yuanying's next words.

"Joining the army, and it is the place where the most bitter battles are the most frequent on the border, only those who have experienced fighting on the battlefield and know the righteousness of their family and country can grow and experience the fastest, not the young soldiers who have been in the army for a few days.

I'm just a suggestion. Whether you want it or not depends on you and Fengci's own opinion. "

This...Thank you for your advice, brother five. After the new year, I will go to brother two and ask him to help arrange it.

Li Boyi was reluctant, but the person in front of him, King Qin of the Tang Dynasty, seemed to be kind, but he also spoke his mind. Although this suggestion was meant as a guide, who dares to say that there is no meaning of punishment?Of course, if you think about the good, after all, you are a cousin, and everyone is a grandfather, so it shouldn't hurt us, so Li Boyi complied wisely, cursing inwardly, hoping that this incompetent younger brother can bear the burden of joining the army. bitter.

(End of this chapter)