Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 16
In the alley in front of the tavern, two burly men walked towards the tavern, shoulder to shoulder.

One has dark skin like charcoal, and the other has a beard and eyes like copper bells.

These two are none other than the duo known as the Great Tang Erbiao - Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin.

Yu Chigong is pure brainless, Cheng Yaojin is rough but fine but has always shown others with ramming goods. In the Tang Dynasty, he was famous for his hob meat.

While walking, Cheng Yaojin proudly said: "These days, the prestige has been broken. I was bullied by Prince Yin's gang for several years and couldn't hold my head up. This time, I finally got back with revenge. I had a good kill."

"It can't be said that it's really enjoyable!" Yuchi said respectfully.

"At first, I thought that I would have to fight the Xue family brothers to subdue them, but I didn't expect that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had the ability, so he surrendered in a few words.

He even let Er Xue, that idiot, pick up a bargain for nothing, and got a princess wife. "Cheng Yaojin said angrily.

He was talking about two brothers, Xue Wanjun and Xue Wanche. Originally, the two were princes who built a lineage. After the Xuanwu Gate, the two fought hard and were finally recruited by Qin Wang Li Er.

Yu Chigong followed suit and nodded, "It's not like that, it's his mother's luck, why did such a good thing fall on Erxue's idiot?"

After a while, Yu Chigong turned around, where is he?
It turned out that Cheng Yaojin stood where he was, staring at Yuchi Gong with wide eyes.

"What's going on, why are you standing there? Why don't you leave?" Yu Chigong complained.

Cheng Yaojin gave a thumbs up, "Old Hei, I admire you. They say that Mrs. Black and White in your family has the strictest tutoring. I just realized that you are the number one real man in the Tang Dynasty. It was rumored earlier that Unbelievable, unbelievable..."

Yu Chigong was a little confused, and subconsciously said politely: "Where is it, we brothers...

Um, no, did I just say something? "

"You said just now that the matter of Princess Er Xueshang didn't fall on your head?" Cheng Yaojin reminded with a suppressed smile.

What the hell?
Yu Chigong went up and covered the opponent's mouth, "No, I never said it, don't spread it.

Don't let my two ladies hear..."

Yu Chigong didn't let go until Cheng Yaojin nodded and agreed not to pass it on.

The suffocated old Cheng shook his head and sighed, "Hey, I thought you were a real man, but I didn't expect that you wouldn't last even a stick of incense.

It seems that this man's dignity has to be maintained by me, Lao Cheng. "

... She is really shameless, Yuchi Gong really wants to pretend that she doesn't know this guy.

If it is placed in later generations, the title of King of Forces must be Cheng Demon King.

While chatting, they walked to the door of Li Yuanying's tavern.

Yu Chigong introduced, "This is the good place I told you, I guarantee you a worthwhile trip. If you have eaten anything more delicious than this rainbow fried rice, write my name, Yu Chigong, upside down."

"I don't care what your name is. If you want to lose, you might as well lose your Dawan BMW to me." Cheng Yaojin asked to change the bet.

Yuchi Gong stomped his foot and changed.

He seemed to have forgotten that since it was both sides of the bet, Cheng Yaojin hadn't made a bet yet, so this was nothing but a white wolf.

At this moment, the two saw Li Yuan sitting in the tavern coaxing the children at the same time.

The two froze, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty?"

Because Li Yuan was wearing casual clothes, Cheng Yaojin and the two of them were not very real.

"Oh? Cheng Aiqing and Yuchi Aiqing, are you here for dinner?" Li Yuan asked in surprise.

Cheng Yaojin replied: "That's right, Jingde said that he is familiar with the shopkeeper, so he brought me to taste the craft.

Um?Your Majesty, what happened to your eyes?Did you meet an assassin? "

Xiao Doudou giggled beside him and said, "Grandpa's eye was hit by Daddy just now."

what?
How dare!

Little girl, who is your father?How dare you hurt the emperor of the dynasty?
Jingde, go back and dispatch troops...

Um?Respect?

Old black!What are you doing?What's the matter?Cheng Yaojin scolded.

Yuchi Jingde came back to his senses, and asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, is it really Xiaodoudou's father, shopkeeper Li, who did it?"

Li Yuan smiled kindly: "Okay, don't make a fuss, it's all a misunderstanding, you sit down, there is no assassin, and I'm here to eat."

The two sat at the same table with Li Yuan somewhat awkwardly.

Li Yuan didn't speak, and the two of them didn't dare to talk too much, they just waited.

Not long after, Li Yuanying, the back chef, came out with a big pot, which contained freshly stewed carp with red flowers.

"Hey, General Yuchi is here too, just in time, try our new dish, Big Carp with Red Flowers, I guarantee you will be satisfied.

Who is this? "Li Yuanying looked at Cheng Yaojin while serving the dishes.

"This is Cheng Zhijie, General Youwuwei, who came here specially for Rainbow Fried Rice." Yu Chigong introduced.

Li Yuanying warmly welcomed him and said, "Yesterday I ordered the son to come to eat and helped the shop a lot. When I saw General Cheng today, it turns out that the tiger father has no dogs."

"Oh? Gouzi came here?" Cheng Yaojin was surprised, cursing inwardly, you son of a bitch, if you don't miss your father after eating delicious food, you'll beat him up when you get back!
"That's right, I also packed a large portion of rainbow fried rice for him, and said that I would take it home for my family to try." Li Yuanying said.

What the hell?Did you bring any of them back?

Cheng Yaojin is so angry, he needs to beat him again.

Yu Chigong chuckled and said: "Look, I'll just say, everything I've eaten is good."

Li Yuanying reminded again: "Yesterday, the two sons of Yuchi's family brought Mr. Cheng together, and I packed everything for them."

Um?My two cubs also packed?I didn't see it.

In a blink of an eye, Yu Chigong became like Cheng Yaojin, making up his mind to go back and beat his son, the kind!
Li Yuanying can be considered to have made the Yuchi brothers and Cheng Chumo miserable.

Yesterday, after eating and drinking enough, the three of them made an appointment to go to Pingkang Fang for fun because Brother Yuchi got the gold ingot, but the fried rice never arrived at home, and was eaten by the three of them again, there was nothing left.

"Stop talking, if you don't eat this fish, it will be cold." Li Yuan picked up his chopsticks and gave way.

"Fish? People in the Tang Dynasty seldom eat fish. I didn't expect... um? Shopkeeper Li, what kind of fish is this? It looks so similar, carp?" The chopsticks I just picked up fell on the table.

"Master Li, it's illegal for Datang to eat carp, don't you know?" Yu Chigong helped smooth things over.

Li Yuan waved his hand and said, "Okay, I'm innocent today, so I can concentrate on eating."

Well, the emperor took the lead in eating carp, so what's the taboo?This kind of opportunity is rare.

Li Yuanying was a little puzzled, why is it illegal for Datang to eat carp?After asking about it, I found out that the surname of the royal family of the Tang Dynasty was Li, and carp is a homonym for Li, which has an unknown meaning, so the imperial court prohibited eating it.

"What kind of broken rules is this? It's unreasonable to cut off the livelihood of fishermen and common people with one sentence?
If the surname of the emperor is rice, wouldn't everyone in the world not eat rice because of taboo, waiting to starve to death? "Li Yuanying complained, and said this to Li Yuan.

ah?The chopsticks of Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong fell off again, and they both knelt down on the ground at the same time, saying to themselves, shopkeeper Li, are you looking for death?
(End of this chapter)