Datang Almighty Dad
Chapter 191 I'm Just a Cook  
Chapter 191 I'm Just a Cook
"Old monk, if you want to burn the mountain and run away, leave my fifth brother behind!"
Accompanied by Li Yuanba's yell and bang, the new gate of Shaolin Temple, which had just been replaced a few days ago, was smashed to pieces again. go in.
The Shaolin Temple had just finished putting out the fire, and they were all sitting and resting anywhere. A group of young monks were discussing and yelling, some scolded the snitches for setting fires immorally, and some whispered that the higher-ups were not particular about arresting people from the court, causing a lot of trouble. Trouble, we have suffered a bunch of working little monks.
"It's not good... The officers and soldiers from the mountain came up..."
It's over, the jackal was sent away just now, and the tiger came in again, so bad luck tonight!
"Fix formation! Protect the temple!" The one who reacted the fastest was the eighteen arhats who had been patrolling to find the arson thieves. Because the rest of the people were fighting fires in the backyard, there was basically no one at the mountain gate. Otherwise, it would be waiting for the eighteen arhats to respond There is already blood in the river.
"Whoever blocks me will die!" Li Yuanba rushed forward first, but the stick array of eighteen arhats on the opposite side, like a flexible and dense net, really held back Li Yuanba for a while.
Li Junxian shouted: "His Royal Highness, hand over the eighteen guys to a group of young generals to deal with, and we will go in and find talents."
Afterwards, Qin Huaidao, Cheng Chumo, Yuchi Baolin, Yuchi Baoqing and others swarmed up. The eighteen arhats on the opposite side, this group of young generals is more than a dozen people. They all practice martial arts from their families. A moment is fine.
"Li Yuanba, Hugh is crazy..." Xiong Kuohai and Ding Yanping both rushed.
Li Yuanba got angry from his heart, "Good thief, I heard that you took my fifth younger brother abducted, take your life!"
The rest of the monks also rushed up to block the officers and soldiers who wanted to go in to find people.
"Hurry up, go to the Bodhidharma Academy to invite all the elders..." Master Zhiguang, the head of Luohan Hall, shouted in a panic.
Soon, more than a dozen old monks flew from the depths of the temple, who else could they be if they weren't the thirteen stick monks?
The two who had originally dragged Li Yuanba along with roaming tactics, now with the addition of these dozen or so people, their positions were reversed, and the situation was faintly stabilized.
At this time, the head of the Arhat Hall smiled proudly: "Li Yuanba, you underestimated my Shaolin. Now you are trapped, relying on a group of juniors, trying to break through our Arhat formation? Wait a moment and when they are captured, it will be When you are defeated.
The monks in the Arhat Hall listened to the order, and all dispatched, put on weapons and followed me to kill the enemy! "
After finishing speaking, Master Zhiguang rushed forward with a simple knife in his hand, using all his kung fu, the authentic way of breaking the precepts of the knife.
"Really? Then how about the two of us?" Qin Shubao and Cheng Yaojin appeared on the stage, one with a mace and the other with an axe, without looking for anyone else, they went straight to Xiong Kuohai and Ding Yanping.
"You guys?" Ding Yanping's eyes narrowed, why are these two guys here?
Qin Shubao laughed loudly and said: "I heard that Shaolin Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger are full of old veterans, we are here to take care of the old people!"
Xiong Kuohai waved the copper stick and said angrily: "Qin Qiong, Hugh is crazy, others are afraid of you, but I am not afraid of you, I will die!"
Cheng Yaojin is not as polite as Qin Shubao, he directly uses a move to scratch his ear, and sneak attack Ding Yanping. Even though Ding Yanping was very skilled in martial arts, he couldn't help cursing, "Hey, a famous general, unexpectedly attacked!"
"Damn! Old man, you also supported Grandpa Cheng's sneak attack? The dignified general became a monk, and even helped the tyrant to kidnap people. Isn't this robbing you of Grandpa Cheng's job?" Cheng Yaojin cursed, scolding. Ding Yanping's face turned red and white, and he was even more out of breath.
Li Yuanba, who was under a lot of pressure here, laughed and said: "Good old Cheng, you can hang around this old man for a while, and wait for me to clean up these old bald donkeys... Thief bald, where is that old thing from the Tanzong? Without him Now, with the few of you, even a stick of incense can't stand it."
That's right, we also really want Senior Brother Tan Zong to be here, but it's a pity that he was poisoned... No, it must have been poisoned by you, how despicable!
Not long after, an old monk in Shaolin was hit in the shoulder, vomited blood and fell to the ground.
Cheng Yaojin's wild laughter came, and everyone looked again, Ding Yanping's robes were torn, and he was so exhausted that he could only rely on two guns for support.
"Old bald head, how about grandpa's Tiangang 36 axe? I won't kill you today." At this point he paused, everyone thought that Lao Cheng was very stylish, but the next sentence directly refreshed everyone's three views, "I'm going to exhaust you to death, and kidnap you at such an old age..."
puff……
Ding Yanping couldn't bear it anymore, spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and fell straight backwards, this scene made Lao Cheng stupid, wondering if this old guy is so narrow-minded?
It's not that people are narrow-minded, it's obvious that you are too irritating, with a professional troll like you, who can stand it?
"Everyone stop! Who is doing it, I killed this brat!" At some time, Master Zhiguang, the head of the Arhat Hall, appeared outside with a knife and Fang Yiai, so everyone stopped.
"Master, it's not like this. I'm just a cook. I only know how to cook. Don't strangle me so tightly, I'll be strangled to death by you. Loosen up a little, and I won't be able to run away." Fang Yiai He blushed and said.
"Stop talking nonsense!" Master Zhiguang slapped Fang Yi'ai on the head with a simple knife, and let go of Fang Yi'ai. He just stood aside symbolically and put the knife on Fang Er's neck. He was very confident, just a cook Boy, it is indeed impossible to escape from a first-rate master like myself.
"I advise you to let him go, otherwise no one in this monastery will survive!" Li Yuanba said coldly.
"Hahahaha, who doesn't know who you are, Li Yuanba? Even if I don't let him go, you won't let Shaolin go. Instead of doing this, it's not in vain to let a king of Qin be buried with Shaolin."
Just when everyone was furious and helpless, a naive voice sounded again, "Hey, master, take care, I am kidnapping you now, please don't be so arrogant..."
"Huh? If you keep making noise about me, I'll end up with... ah... my hand! Who the hell are you?"
Fang Er raised the gleaming kitchen knife in his hand, "Me? I told you twice, I'm just a cook."
Everyone looked at the two of them, and the whole audience could hear needles falling silently, and the atmosphere seemed to freeze.
I saw Master Zhiguang who was threatening the hostages with a knife just now. At some point, his right hand holding the knife turned out to be only a bone with no trace of flesh and blood on it. At the same time, a gleaming kitchen knife was pointed at his neck. It was obvious, everyone was stunned, what kind of knife is this?
(End of this chapter)
"Old monk, if you want to burn the mountain and run away, leave my fifth brother behind!"
Accompanied by Li Yuanba's yell and bang, the new gate of Shaolin Temple, which had just been replaced a few days ago, was smashed to pieces again. go in.
The Shaolin Temple had just finished putting out the fire, and they were all sitting and resting anywhere. A group of young monks were discussing and yelling, some scolded the snitches for setting fires immorally, and some whispered that the higher-ups were not particular about arresting people from the court, causing a lot of trouble. Trouble, we have suffered a bunch of working little monks.
"It's not good... The officers and soldiers from the mountain came up..."
It's over, the jackal was sent away just now, and the tiger came in again, so bad luck tonight!
"Fix formation! Protect the temple!" The one who reacted the fastest was the eighteen arhats who had been patrolling to find the arson thieves. Because the rest of the people were fighting fires in the backyard, there was basically no one at the mountain gate. Otherwise, it would be waiting for the eighteen arhats to respond There is already blood in the river.
"Whoever blocks me will die!" Li Yuanba rushed forward first, but the stick array of eighteen arhats on the opposite side, like a flexible and dense net, really held back Li Yuanba for a while.
Li Junxian shouted: "His Royal Highness, hand over the eighteen guys to a group of young generals to deal with, and we will go in and find talents."
Afterwards, Qin Huaidao, Cheng Chumo, Yuchi Baolin, Yuchi Baoqing and others swarmed up. The eighteen arhats on the opposite side, this group of young generals is more than a dozen people. They all practice martial arts from their families. A moment is fine.
"Li Yuanba, Hugh is crazy..." Xiong Kuohai and Ding Yanping both rushed.
Li Yuanba got angry from his heart, "Good thief, I heard that you took my fifth younger brother abducted, take your life!"
The rest of the monks also rushed up to block the officers and soldiers who wanted to go in to find people.
"Hurry up, go to the Bodhidharma Academy to invite all the elders..." Master Zhiguang, the head of Luohan Hall, shouted in a panic.
Soon, more than a dozen old monks flew from the depths of the temple, who else could they be if they weren't the thirteen stick monks?
The two who had originally dragged Li Yuanba along with roaming tactics, now with the addition of these dozen or so people, their positions were reversed, and the situation was faintly stabilized.
At this time, the head of the Arhat Hall smiled proudly: "Li Yuanba, you underestimated my Shaolin. Now you are trapped, relying on a group of juniors, trying to break through our Arhat formation? Wait a moment and when they are captured, it will be When you are defeated.
The monks in the Arhat Hall listened to the order, and all dispatched, put on weapons and followed me to kill the enemy! "
After finishing speaking, Master Zhiguang rushed forward with a simple knife in his hand, using all his kung fu, the authentic way of breaking the precepts of the knife.
"Really? Then how about the two of us?" Qin Shubao and Cheng Yaojin appeared on the stage, one with a mace and the other with an axe, without looking for anyone else, they went straight to Xiong Kuohai and Ding Yanping.
"You guys?" Ding Yanping's eyes narrowed, why are these two guys here?
Qin Shubao laughed loudly and said: "I heard that Shaolin Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger are full of old veterans, we are here to take care of the old people!"
Xiong Kuohai waved the copper stick and said angrily: "Qin Qiong, Hugh is crazy, others are afraid of you, but I am not afraid of you, I will die!"
Cheng Yaojin is not as polite as Qin Shubao, he directly uses a move to scratch his ear, and sneak attack Ding Yanping. Even though Ding Yanping was very skilled in martial arts, he couldn't help cursing, "Hey, a famous general, unexpectedly attacked!"
"Damn! Old man, you also supported Grandpa Cheng's sneak attack? The dignified general became a monk, and even helped the tyrant to kidnap people. Isn't this robbing you of Grandpa Cheng's job?" Cheng Yaojin cursed, scolding. Ding Yanping's face turned red and white, and he was even more out of breath.
Li Yuanba, who was under a lot of pressure here, laughed and said: "Good old Cheng, you can hang around this old man for a while, and wait for me to clean up these old bald donkeys... Thief bald, where is that old thing from the Tanzong? Without him Now, with the few of you, even a stick of incense can't stand it."
That's right, we also really want Senior Brother Tan Zong to be here, but it's a pity that he was poisoned... No, it must have been poisoned by you, how despicable!
Not long after, an old monk in Shaolin was hit in the shoulder, vomited blood and fell to the ground.
Cheng Yaojin's wild laughter came, and everyone looked again, Ding Yanping's robes were torn, and he was so exhausted that he could only rely on two guns for support.
"Old bald head, how about grandpa's Tiangang 36 axe? I won't kill you today." At this point he paused, everyone thought that Lao Cheng was very stylish, but the next sentence directly refreshed everyone's three views, "I'm going to exhaust you to death, and kidnap you at such an old age..."
puff……
Ding Yanping couldn't bear it anymore, spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and fell straight backwards, this scene made Lao Cheng stupid, wondering if this old guy is so narrow-minded?
It's not that people are narrow-minded, it's obvious that you are too irritating, with a professional troll like you, who can stand it?
"Everyone stop! Who is doing it, I killed this brat!" At some time, Master Zhiguang, the head of the Arhat Hall, appeared outside with a knife and Fang Yiai, so everyone stopped.
"Master, it's not like this. I'm just a cook. I only know how to cook. Don't strangle me so tightly, I'll be strangled to death by you. Loosen up a little, and I won't be able to run away." Fang Yiai He blushed and said.
"Stop talking nonsense!" Master Zhiguang slapped Fang Yi'ai on the head with a simple knife, and let go of Fang Yi'ai. He just stood aside symbolically and put the knife on Fang Er's neck. He was very confident, just a cook Boy, it is indeed impossible to escape from a first-rate master like myself.
"I advise you to let him go, otherwise no one in this monastery will survive!" Li Yuanba said coldly.
"Hahahaha, who doesn't know who you are, Li Yuanba? Even if I don't let him go, you won't let Shaolin go. Instead of doing this, it's not in vain to let a king of Qin be buried with Shaolin."
Just when everyone was furious and helpless, a naive voice sounded again, "Hey, master, take care, I am kidnapping you now, please don't be so arrogant..."
"Huh? If you keep making noise about me, I'll end up with... ah... my hand! Who the hell are you?"
Fang Er raised the gleaming kitchen knife in his hand, "Me? I told you twice, I'm just a cook."
Everyone looked at the two of them, and the whole audience could hear needles falling silently, and the atmosphere seemed to freeze.
I saw Master Zhiguang who was threatening the hostages with a knife just now. At some point, his right hand holding the knife turned out to be only a bone with no trace of flesh and blood on it. At the same time, a gleaming kitchen knife was pointed at his neck. It was obvious, everyone was stunned, what kind of knife is this?
(End of this chapter)
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