Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 236 Tricking Li Yuanying

"Marry a daughter-in-law! Don't you know, fourth uncle? My father will marry seven concubines at once, including my mother, and he will marry again, no, seven times!" Xiao Doudou asked Li Yuanba back.

Li Yuanba was stunned, who told her about this?We concealed everything from beginning to end along the way, who would dare to disobey the military order?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help turning his head to look at Yuwen Chengdu who was at the side. Yuwen Chengdu gave him a blank look, "What are you looking at me for? It's not what I said."

"It's not you? Who is that? Doudou, how did you know about this?" Li Yuanba asked curiously.

Xiao Doudou wrote lightly: "Grandpa told me! Oh... so you all know it, you deliberately kept it from me, and even said that you brought me out to play, hmph, I think it is intentional not to let me stay and join in the fun! A group of people Bad guy, I won't play with you in the future."

Seeing the little guy pretending to be angry, everyone couldn't help laughing. Yu Wencheng explained: "Although King Qin married seven princesses at once, it's very lively, but there is your mother in it. A grown-up daughter who witnesses her parents' wedding can easily cause misunderstandings and damage your parents' reputation, so I brought you out."

Li Yuanba waved his hands and said emphatically: "Wait a minute, let's make this clear. We didn't insist on tricking you into coming, but you insisted on coming because of fun. You don't know, because of your affairs, your second uncle has been in court a lot." Impeached by those speakers."

"It was Grandpa who lied to me and said that it was fun to follow you. He said that Chang'an City is no longer interesting. The outside world is big and there are more fun. Now I know, hmph, he deliberately tricked me. I will definitely put his Pull out the beard." Xiao Doudou explained, "Although he lied to me, it doesn't count, the Western Regions are indeed fun, and the delicious food is as good as Chang'an. I will come here when I have the opportunity."

At this time, Zhang Shigui, who was following the Xuanjia army, said: "Before the expedition, many people in the court impeached and opposed the little princess to join the army. This time they slapped them in the face. The little princess has made such a great contribution. Frighten a few old censors to death."

Xiao Doudou was overjoyed by the praise, but he did not forget Li Yuanba's exhortation, and quickly waved his hands and said modestly: "Where is there, there is no meritorious service, I just came out to play with everyone, I had a good time, and I have to thank you, uncles, uncles, or you nice to me."

Amidst a burst of laughter, Cheng Yaojin, the general of the rear team, sighed: "Hey... I thought I could have a quick kill this time, but I didn't expect to come late, and the meat eaters couldn't catch up. Little Doudou, let's talk about it, let's go Next time, if you go out to fight again, your elephant herd will have to be lent to Uncle and I will take it out to be majestic."

"No problem, Uncle Cheng, then remember to always bring delicious food to feed the elephants, otherwise even if I agree, they won't be obedient if they don't know you well." The little chicken thief reminded .

"That is, that is, I must go to these elephant brothers every now and then to make friends. This stuff is vegetarian and does not eat meat. Uncle Cheng, I have been raising horses for many years, and I am very experienced." Cheng Yaojin patted his chest and agreed.

Li Yuanba coughed lightly, suppressing the sighs of a group of generals behind him, "Stop sighing, this king has given you all the credit for the defense of Dunhuang, and you don't want to go around. Do you still think it's unfair? Could it be that you want to kill the Xuanjia Army? Is it okay to assign the credit to you as well?"

Ga!Everyone dared not make a sound.

Cheng Yaojin quickly explained: "My lord misunderstood. Brothers are not greedy for military merit. We have fought for half our lives, and we have already earned enough military merit! This time, we mainly heard that you led the army to fight, so we wanted to come out and follow the fierce battle." It's been a fun game, and everyone can't bear it if they haven't moved for a year."

Yu Wencheng laughed and said: "General Cheng, if you can't find an opponent, how about I practice with you?"

"Ah? No, no, there's no need. It's more enjoyable to see Xi Turk's ass piss when I come out this trip, than to fight in person." Cheng Yaojin immediately changed his face.

Li Yuanba comforted and said: "You don't have to be discouraged, there are wolves around the Tang Dynasty, we need to be careful at all times, so there will be many days when we will fight the enemy side by side in the future."

Yu Chigong laughed loudly and said, "My lord, the little princess is so brave, 5000 people can destroy [-] elite cavalry..."

Before he finished speaking, he felt a chill on his neck, hiss!Where does the murderous aura come from in this hot weather?Yu Chigong shrank his neck, and forcibly held back the second half of his words, because he found that everyone looked at him like a fool, except Zhao Wang Li Yuanba, whose eyes looked like he was looking at a dead person!

Li Yuanba gave this guy a hard look, and said with a cold face: "Remember, this battle is the result of all the soldiers fighting bravely, and it has nothing to do with Princess Ping An. If anyone accidentally leaks the military aircraft, I will punish you severely." No loan!"

"Understood! We have given the strictest password to all our subordinates." Everyone agreed with one voice. In front of him, hehe, he was no different from a group of weak chickens.

A month later, outside the Suzaku Gate of Chang'an City, the army's return ceremony was held. Emperor Li Er and all civil and military officials went out to welcome the army. In this battle, the [-] army came back almost unscathed, a victory that has not been seen in many years. , it can be said that the First World War brought peace in the Northwest for at least ten years, so Emperor Li Er has been publicizing the merits of this war recently.

"Daddy, I'm back..." Xiao Doudou followed the elephant's trunk, took a slide, and flew directly into Li Yuanying's arms next to Li Er, with a gesture of swallows throwing themselves into the forest.

After a few months apart, it would be a lie to say that she doesn't miss her daughter. Looking at her daughter's slightly darkened skin, Li Yuanying's eyes were moist, and she caught her flying daughter.

But as soon as he started, he knew it was sloppy!The daughter is wearing an armor, although it is a children's version of the small armor, but it is also a Mingguang armor made by a good craftsman. In addition, Xiaodoudou has great strength, and especially requires the armor to be stronger, so the next second, Li Yuanying is thin The small body was directly crushed to the ground by the daughter, making her face ashamed.

"Wulang, how are you doing, Wulang?" Li Er, who had just shaken hands with Li Yuanba, quickly turned his head, and told his niece: "Don't make trouble around, your father is not in good health, he was poisoned last time and hurt his vitality, how can he have the strength to hug you?" ? Get up quickly, what if you hurt your father? Come on, Second Uncle hugs you!"

"I don't want it, I want my second uncle to hug me!" Xiao Doudou insisted, hugging his father's neck tightly, hanging on his body like a koala and not letting go.

Li Yuanying's suffering, even if she was supported to stand up again, how could she let go of her daughter's intimacy?Forget it, it's been a long time since I haven't seen you, and I miss the child, so let's be a bit more serious, and I'll be in a carriage in a while.

Imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel. When returning to the city, Xiao Doudou coquettishly proposed that he missed his father for a long time, so he wanted his father to carry him home instead of taking a carriage. He had traveled thousands of miles. , Sore all over, it's very comfortable to hold like this.

Li Yuanying almost sat down on the ground again, girl, you didn't do it on purpose, did you?

Hehe, how could it not be intentional?Li Yuanba and other people who knew the cause and effect all looked at this scene with suppressed smiles, and Xiaodoudou was thinking about tricks along the way, and finally after a month, everyone came up with such a trick to hold a baby with heavy armor, it seems very good effect.

(End of this chapter)