Datang Almighty Dad
Chapter 302 Women's football ignites the audience
Chapter 302 Women's football ignites the audience
"Aunt Hong, it's our turn to play, get ready, we will participate in the competition tomorrow..." Xiao Doudou excitedly ran to Duke Wei's mansion to inform Hong Funu.
At this moment Wei Guogong, old Li Jing and Hongfu girl had just returned home. Hearing this, old Li Jing was a little puzzled. He turned to his wife and asked, "Competition? What competition?"
The red-haired girl Zhang Chuchen smiled slightly, and said confidently: "Of course it's a cuju match. The Datang team and the Goguryeo team played in a mess today. It's really embarrassing. You still call yourself the head coach of the game. Tomorrow, you will play against the Silla women's team. How dare you play?" Are you going to play?"
Pfft...Old Li Jing was speechless when asked, thinking that I don't need to ask you, the people have already scolded you like a street mouse on the court, and my wife has to make up for it when I come home. It's too difficult for me.
Xiao Doudou covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Uncle Li, are you going to play tomorrow? My fourth uncle can tell you that he never hits women in his life, so he quit voluntarily. The others were beaten home by the fourth uncle to recuperate. How about you join our women's team? We also ask you to be the head coach."
What? ? ?
Old Li Jing was so ashamed that his face was flushed red, and he left behind the words "Let's make trouble as you please", turned around and walked away in a huff.
The imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. On the next day, Xiaodoudou led the team to participate in the competition, but the referee informed that the participating teams need to register in advance, and each country is only allowed to have one team participating. Replacement is not allowed, and those who have not registered in the register will not even be eligible for the competition.
In the main stand, the referee was asking Qin Wang Li Yuanying, "His Royal Highness, if our Datang team players are not present, they will be deemed to have given up the match. Look..."
Lao Cheng, who was being carried on a stretcher, struggled to get his son to help him up, "Damn, I am a man from the Tang Dynasty, the only thing I have to do is to die in battle and not be scared to death. Even if I lose, I have to go on the field. What's the point of admitting defeat before a fight?"
"Old Cheng, today's opponent is the Silla Women's Kingdom. The players are all women. It's disgraceful to win, and it's even more embarrassing to lose. You have to go by yourself. I won't go." The young man who spoke General Zuo Xiaowei, Duke Fan Duan Zhixuan.
Cough, play football with girls?Bah, bah, I'm not going either!Lao Cheng closed his eyes and lay back on the stretcher again.
Here, Yu Chigong complained, "Damn, the Silla king is said to be a man, why would he send a women's team? Why didn't I say it earlier, my Tang Dynasty did not prepare a women's team to fight against it, this was not intentional ?"
In the stand of envoys, Goguryeo taunted Lu Quangai Suwen and said: "The Datang team is all injured. The Silla women's team won this game without a fight. It is more enjoyable than us winning. My congratulations here." Her Royal Highness Princess Silla."
The three countries on the peninsula are Goguryeo, Baekje, and Silla. Among them, Goguryeo is the strongest and Baekje is the weakest.
Silla led the team this time with the young princess Kinderman. She walked out of the envoy stand and came to the main stand to salute the Emperor Datang: "Silla women did not inform Datang in advance, they are young girls. Due to my negligence, this battle can be put on hold for now, and the duel will be held after Datang selects a women's team."
Women's team?Where to find it?Even if you give us time, there is not enough training.
"Let's go in, get out of the way quickly, or this princess will beat someone..." Xiao DouDou riding a golden lion at the gate of the stadium arrogantly yelled at the gate guard.
The commotion here quickly spread to the main stand, and the guards came to report: "His Majesty, Princess Ping An led a Datang women's team to participate, but because of the previous rules, teams that have not signed up are prohibited from participating, and Countries are not allowed to change teams midway, so..."
Hearing that Li Er was not angry but happy, he laughed and said: "Okay, as expected of the daughters of my Li family, Princess Zhun Ping led the team into the arena, and they will fight this duel with Silla."
As soon as this remark came out, Goguryeo and others quit and stood up to stop them, "Your Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, how can you change the rules midway? We don't care if Silla wants to compete with the women's team of the Tang Dynasty, but we majestic men will not Fight weak women."
I bother!Don't you blush when you say this?So, does it mean that if the Silla women's country wins today, you will not fight against each other in the match tomorrow?Take the initiative to admit defeat?Many ministers and workers of the Tang Dynasty spoke out against these envoys.
Li Er waved his hand to hold everyone down and said, "Don't worry, everyone, today is a stopgap measure. No matter how the Datang women's team wins or loses, they will not be allowed to play again."
To appease everyone, Xiao Doudou and others here happily entered the field. The people in the stands cheered when they saw that it was Her Royal Highness the Little Princess. Originally, because they lost the game yesterday, morale was low today, and many people did not come to watch, so the stands were not closed. The seats were full, but when the Datang women's team played, the audience was boiling, and the atmosphere was no less than yesterday.
Such cheers spread throughout the city, and many people who hadn't been there were wondering, what happened on the field?so lively?Is it possible to win by playing Silla today?Hmph, I heard that Silla's women competed, so what if a group of gentlemen win?There is nothing to brag about.
Li Er turned his head to Li Yuanying and said with a smile: "Fifth brother has a clever plan. It turned out that the arrangement was made early, and Doudou formed a team. I admire it!"
"Me? Second brother, I didn't agree. If I knew that Doudou had done this behind my back, see if I didn't beat her up. Now I understand that for the past two months, she went out early and came back late every day. She lied to me that she was going Master, Mr. Wen Ji, is studying at home, but he is practicing ball in secret, this daughter is in serious trouble, and she has to clean up when she goes back..." Li Yuanying was so angry.
"Clean it up?" Li Er glared at Li Yuanying and scolded, "Take a look at it? Dou Dou has earned me a lot of face from Datang. It's too late to praise such a good boy, but you want to clean it up? I'll tell you later. Royal father."
"What? Tell Father? Don't, don't, second brother, I misunderstood. I'm just talking. How could you really beat the child? She shouldn't have kept it from me and her mother. Don't disturb Dad about such a trivial matter." Otherwise, I will be beaten." Li Yuanying hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Hmph, that's about the same. You still know that you are afraid of being beaten, so don't you be afraid of DouDou? When the game is over, I have to reward DouDou."
In the stands, Lao Cheng, Yu Chigong and others supported themselves and sat up. Lao Cheng, who had seen Xiao Doudou make a move, even laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, the little princess made a move in person, this is a sure win!"
Sure win?Such confident laughter puzzled the envoys. Jieli even pointed at the goalkeeper Xiao Doudou on the field and laughed so hard that his stomach ached. It’s better to admit defeat directly.”
"Sweet eye, I have said long ago that even though Cuju was invented by the people of the Central Plains, the arrogant soldiers will be defeated, and the Tang Dynasty will eventually be defeated by arrogance and underestimation of the enemy." Quan Gai Suwen echoed.
The prince of West Turk next to the two shook his head disapprovingly, and said to himself that it seems that you have never fought against others, otherwise you would never be able to laugh at this time.
(End of this chapter)
"Aunt Hong, it's our turn to play, get ready, we will participate in the competition tomorrow..." Xiao Doudou excitedly ran to Duke Wei's mansion to inform Hong Funu.
At this moment Wei Guogong, old Li Jing and Hongfu girl had just returned home. Hearing this, old Li Jing was a little puzzled. He turned to his wife and asked, "Competition? What competition?"
The red-haired girl Zhang Chuchen smiled slightly, and said confidently: "Of course it's a cuju match. The Datang team and the Goguryeo team played in a mess today. It's really embarrassing. You still call yourself the head coach of the game. Tomorrow, you will play against the Silla women's team. How dare you play?" Are you going to play?"
Pfft...Old Li Jing was speechless when asked, thinking that I don't need to ask you, the people have already scolded you like a street mouse on the court, and my wife has to make up for it when I come home. It's too difficult for me.
Xiao Doudou covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Uncle Li, are you going to play tomorrow? My fourth uncle can tell you that he never hits women in his life, so he quit voluntarily. The others were beaten home by the fourth uncle to recuperate. How about you join our women's team? We also ask you to be the head coach."
What? ? ?
Old Li Jing was so ashamed that his face was flushed red, and he left behind the words "Let's make trouble as you please", turned around and walked away in a huff.
The imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. On the next day, Xiaodoudou led the team to participate in the competition, but the referee informed that the participating teams need to register in advance, and each country is only allowed to have one team participating. Replacement is not allowed, and those who have not registered in the register will not even be eligible for the competition.
In the main stand, the referee was asking Qin Wang Li Yuanying, "His Royal Highness, if our Datang team players are not present, they will be deemed to have given up the match. Look..."
Lao Cheng, who was being carried on a stretcher, struggled to get his son to help him up, "Damn, I am a man from the Tang Dynasty, the only thing I have to do is to die in battle and not be scared to death. Even if I lose, I have to go on the field. What's the point of admitting defeat before a fight?"
"Old Cheng, today's opponent is the Silla Women's Kingdom. The players are all women. It's disgraceful to win, and it's even more embarrassing to lose. You have to go by yourself. I won't go." The young man who spoke General Zuo Xiaowei, Duke Fan Duan Zhixuan.
Cough, play football with girls?Bah, bah, I'm not going either!Lao Cheng closed his eyes and lay back on the stretcher again.
Here, Yu Chigong complained, "Damn, the Silla king is said to be a man, why would he send a women's team? Why didn't I say it earlier, my Tang Dynasty did not prepare a women's team to fight against it, this was not intentional ?"
In the stand of envoys, Goguryeo taunted Lu Quangai Suwen and said: "The Datang team is all injured. The Silla women's team won this game without a fight. It is more enjoyable than us winning. My congratulations here." Her Royal Highness Princess Silla."
The three countries on the peninsula are Goguryeo, Baekje, and Silla. Among them, Goguryeo is the strongest and Baekje is the weakest.
Silla led the team this time with the young princess Kinderman. She walked out of the envoy stand and came to the main stand to salute the Emperor Datang: "Silla women did not inform Datang in advance, they are young girls. Due to my negligence, this battle can be put on hold for now, and the duel will be held after Datang selects a women's team."
Women's team?Where to find it?Even if you give us time, there is not enough training.
"Let's go in, get out of the way quickly, or this princess will beat someone..." Xiao DouDou riding a golden lion at the gate of the stadium arrogantly yelled at the gate guard.
The commotion here quickly spread to the main stand, and the guards came to report: "His Majesty, Princess Ping An led a Datang women's team to participate, but because of the previous rules, teams that have not signed up are prohibited from participating, and Countries are not allowed to change teams midway, so..."
Hearing that Li Er was not angry but happy, he laughed and said: "Okay, as expected of the daughters of my Li family, Princess Zhun Ping led the team into the arena, and they will fight this duel with Silla."
As soon as this remark came out, Goguryeo and others quit and stood up to stop them, "Your Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, how can you change the rules midway? We don't care if Silla wants to compete with the women's team of the Tang Dynasty, but we majestic men will not Fight weak women."
I bother!Don't you blush when you say this?So, does it mean that if the Silla women's country wins today, you will not fight against each other in the match tomorrow?Take the initiative to admit defeat?Many ministers and workers of the Tang Dynasty spoke out against these envoys.
Li Er waved his hand to hold everyone down and said, "Don't worry, everyone, today is a stopgap measure. No matter how the Datang women's team wins or loses, they will not be allowed to play again."
To appease everyone, Xiao Doudou and others here happily entered the field. The people in the stands cheered when they saw that it was Her Royal Highness the Little Princess. Originally, because they lost the game yesterday, morale was low today, and many people did not come to watch, so the stands were not closed. The seats were full, but when the Datang women's team played, the audience was boiling, and the atmosphere was no less than yesterday.
Such cheers spread throughout the city, and many people who hadn't been there were wondering, what happened on the field?so lively?Is it possible to win by playing Silla today?Hmph, I heard that Silla's women competed, so what if a group of gentlemen win?There is nothing to brag about.
Li Er turned his head to Li Yuanying and said with a smile: "Fifth brother has a clever plan. It turned out that the arrangement was made early, and Doudou formed a team. I admire it!"
"Me? Second brother, I didn't agree. If I knew that Doudou had done this behind my back, see if I didn't beat her up. Now I understand that for the past two months, she went out early and came back late every day. She lied to me that she was going Master, Mr. Wen Ji, is studying at home, but he is practicing ball in secret, this daughter is in serious trouble, and she has to clean up when she goes back..." Li Yuanying was so angry.
"Clean it up?" Li Er glared at Li Yuanying and scolded, "Take a look at it? Dou Dou has earned me a lot of face from Datang. It's too late to praise such a good boy, but you want to clean it up? I'll tell you later. Royal father."
"What? Tell Father? Don't, don't, second brother, I misunderstood. I'm just talking. How could you really beat the child? She shouldn't have kept it from me and her mother. Don't disturb Dad about such a trivial matter." Otherwise, I will be beaten." Li Yuanying hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Hmph, that's about the same. You still know that you are afraid of being beaten, so don't you be afraid of DouDou? When the game is over, I have to reward DouDou."
In the stands, Lao Cheng, Yu Chigong and others supported themselves and sat up. Lao Cheng, who had seen Xiao Doudou make a move, even laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, the little princess made a move in person, this is a sure win!"
Sure win?Such confident laughter puzzled the envoys. Jieli even pointed at the goalkeeper Xiao Doudou on the field and laughed so hard that his stomach ached. It’s better to admit defeat directly.”
"Sweet eye, I have said long ago that even though Cuju was invented by the people of the Central Plains, the arrogant soldiers will be defeated, and the Tang Dynasty will eventually be defeated by arrogance and underestimation of the enemy." Quan Gai Suwen echoed.
The prince of West Turk next to the two shook his head disapprovingly, and said to himself that it seems that you have never fought against others, otherwise you would never be able to laugh at this time.
(End of this chapter)
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