Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 38 Who Tricks Who?

"This...is it really made of wool? Goro, I don't read much, so don't fool me." Old Li Yuan grabbed the sweater and rubbed it, his eyes full of doubts.

Li Er didn't believe it either, and pulled out a self-defense dagger from his waist, trying to cut it open to see the thread.

Xiao Doudou hurriedly pounced on him, "Don't cut my new clothes, uncle!"

Uh... When the few people came back to their senses, Li Er was embarrassed, "Ahem, good niece, forget it, don't cut it off, let Er Uncle study it carefully..."

"No!"

Li Yuanying held back her laughter, just watching the Emperor of Tang deflated.

Old Li Yuan secretly kicked his youngest son beside him, meaning don't just look at him, but help him with a word and talk about business.

Li Yuanying stood up and pulled Li Er to persuade him: "Okay, second brother, I didn't think carefully. There are still clothes like this. I will give you a suit. Don't argue with the child. Her suit is children's clothes or women's clothes." Yes, you can't wear it."

"Fifth brother, good brother, second brother didn't love you for nothing... eh? What children's clothes for women? You bastard, who wants to compete with children for clothes? If I want to come, I won't wear them myself." Li Er reacted, making a fuss A big red face.

Then Li Yuanying exchanged the points for an adult wool suit, and Li Er smiled from ear to ear.

Satisfied, he took his clothes and went back, saying that he went back to discuss and discuss, and worked together to see what was suitable for food.

Old Li Yuan looked at Li Er's back, turned around, and looked at his younger son expectantly.

Li Yuanying had a chill, "Father, just tell me what you want to do, don't look at me with such eyes, it's weird."

Old Li Yuan rubbed his hands and said with a laugh: "Wu Lang, look, you seem to be the only one who owns this woolen sweater, and it is the best in the world. Although your father and I have stepped down from our seats, we are still the Great Tang Emperor, right? The clothes that are like a peerless one-of-a-kind item, aren't they..."

"That's right, I just want a set of clothes, I'll give you a set for a small matter, please put away this kind of look, those who don't know will think you..."

Before he finished speaking, old Li Yuan covered his mouth and stared at his younger son with threatening eyes, "Bastard, you are here with the child, so you dare to talk nonsense."

The two turned their heads to look at their daughter, and in the next second, they stood there in a daze.

What is Xiao Doudou doing?He took off his little clothes on his own, and in front of him was the children's woolen sweater, leaving only a cute red bellyband on his body.

Li Yuanying went up and hugged him, and old Li Yuan hurriedly wrapped the child in clothes.

"You silly girl, where is this place? This is the front hall of the tavern. When people come and go, they take off their clothes. How did daddy teach you?" Li Yuanying scolded.

Xiao Doudou stared at the sweater children's clothes, and said pitifully, "Daddy, I want to try new clothes."

"Try, try some new clothes. This set of clothes is thick clothes for autumn and winter. Now it's hot in midsummer. You won't get prickly heat if you wear this." Li Yuanying stopped.

"But this flowered dress is so pretty, look at the cute little lambs on it." Xiao Doudou pointed at the pattern on the dress reluctantly.

It was only then that Li Yuanying realized that she had been negligent, and only remembered to exchange the clothes from the system mall, forgetting that this was a set of modern children's clothes with a Pleasant Goat pattern on it, very kawaii, and children would inevitably love it.

"I didn't expect you to recognize this as a lamb when you saw a cartoon character for the first time." Li Yuanying sighed.

Old Li Yuan scratched his head and wondered, "My dear granddaughter, did you read it wrong? This is clearly a person, how can it be a lamb? You see, it has hands, feet, head and face, and curly hair. In my opinion, this must have come from the Western Regions." Hu people."

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Xiao Doudou refused to accept it, and insisted with his mouth curled up: "Grandpa, you read it wrong. This is a sheep. You see, the hands and feet are all small sheep's feet, and there are small horns on the head. How can it be a human?"

Old Li Yuan retorted: "Look, why are the eyes, mouth, nose, and nose a ball? It may be blackened on purpose, but it is a person, or it may be a trick of the barbarian platoon, wearing strange clothes, or even simply A piece of sheepskin is possible."

The old and the young couldn't stop arguing like this.

Li Yuanying couldn't help it, and burst out laughing, "Father, you are so fantastic, this reminds me of a song, a wolf in sheep's clothing."

Old Li Yuan was not stupid either, he saw the banter in his son's eyes, shook his beard and scolded: "What nonsense, it's clearly a person wearing sheep's clothing, how could it be a wolf?
You got this clothes, tell us, is it a sheep or a human? "

Xiao Doudou also looked at his father expectantly.

Is it a sheep or a person?

Li Yuanying was dumbfounded. After watching the show by herself for a long time, the topic fell on herself?

But, is Pleasant Goat a sheep or a human?It's really hard to explain.

After thinking for a long time, Li Yuanying gritted her teeth and said, "This is a sheep, Xiao Doudou is right."

"But..." Old Li Yuan wanted to refute.

Li Yuanying held her back, turned her head and said to her daughter: "Doudou, if you want to try on new clothes, go to the bedroom at the back and change by yourself, we will go and see later."

After the child left happily, he explained to Li Yuan what a cartoon character is, and the anthropomorphism is actually to increase the fun and make it easier for the child to like and accept.

After all, old Li Yuan is an adult, so this explanation is understandable, but if it is Xiaodoudou, and I want to explain to her what a cartoon character is, I am afraid that I will not be able to explain it all day and night.

In the alley outside the tavern, the Tang Erbiao group got together again, but this time there were two more young people around, and Yu Chigong brought his two sons to eat together.

"Old Cheng, let's make a deal in advance. If Goro lets me in for dinner later and doesn't let you in, you'll have to call me daddy. I'm willing to accept the bet and not play tricks." Yu Chigong pulled Cheng Yaojin to confirm again road.

That's right, the two made a bet, and the source was Yu Chigong. He knew the rules of the parent-child tavern, so after the Tianchao meeting, he came up with such a bad idea and planned to trick the buddy around him.

Cheng Yaojin looked troubled and said: "Jingde, let's bet on this kind of thing, we shouldn't make ethical jokes!"

"What? Just now you agreed, do you want to go back on your word? It's okay, I..."

"No, no, I don't regret it. What I mean is, since you, Old Hei, dare to fight, then of course I, Old Cheng, will accompany you. Anyway, there is only one old woman in my family. I think she is very happy to have another grandson." Cheng Yao's golden spirit reversed, and he bravely took up the challenge.

Yuchi Gong was almost stunned, stamped his feet angrily and said: "You guys don't talk about martial arts, you are clearly taking advantage of me. Hmph, I will definitely not lose today, just wait until you become a grandson."

Cheng Yaojin muttered: "Impossible, although you and Wulang have known each other earlier, but I have a good relationship with Wulang, how can he treat one more than another."

"Stop talking nonsense, just ahead, just wait and see!"

The two strode forward, and the brothers Yuchi Baolin and Yuchi Baoqing who followed behind them looked at each other and said, "Dad and Uncle Cheng are calling each other daddy? Then who should be the son? Why did they become grandsons?" gone?"

"I don't know, but they are betting really big, and adults can play it, why don't we gamble like Cheng Chumo next time?"

"Okay, I'll bet on this next time..."

(End of this chapter)