Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 382 The Crying Little Princess

"Doudou, girl, come out quickly, Daddy needs you!"

Li Yuanying started yelling before entering the door, but after yelling for a long time, there was no one.

"Hey, so unlucky, not at home?"

"Husband, why are you looking for your daughter?" Cui Mingyue came out holding the child.

"It's a big deal, this time the locust plague is being dealt with, and I may need to go around to help, madam, where is the child?"

Cui Mingyue expressed doubts, "Don't be joking, my husband, it's a locust plague, not a flood, drought, and military disaster. Can locust plagues be cured? This girl might be able to help in wars, and she is also good at causing troubles, but you tell me she can cure it." Locusts? I don't believe it, she doesn't even know what a plague of locusts is."

"Oh, time is running out. I will explain to you when I come back. You tell me where the child is first, and I will look for it." Li Yuanying was very anxious.

Recalling it, Cui Mingyue said: "I don't know, but since she came back from the barbecue outside the city, this girl has been muttering about something, and then she seems to be angry with her, and she said something to make you look good. help."

What? ? ?Got into a fight?This, this girl is causing trouble for me!

No, in Chang'an City, she is the real boss, who can beat her?And she was fighting with someone, and she still needs to call for help?Then how do you beat people up?
No, I have to find it quickly, I'm afraid of killing people if it's too late...

After leaving the gate of the tavern, Li Yuanying called all the Xuanjia army guards on duty and went out to find someone.

Coincidentally, there was one person who knew the whereabouts of Xiao Doudou, "My lord, I seem to have heard the little princess say that I'm going to the Hundred Beasts Garden to ask my younger brother to help me, saying that I want to kill someone."

What?Garden of beasts?Kill who?This troublesome girl, see if I don't break her leg!All follow me to the Horse Garden of Beasts.

In the Beast Garden, Xiao Doudou, riding a roaring lion, was very angry today, not even in the mood to greet the guards at the gate, and went straight to the elephant area.

Cheng Chumo, the eldest son of the Cheng family, is feeding the elephants. Seeing the little princess coming, Cheng Chumo is very enthusiastic, "The little princess is here? Haha, it's just in time. I'm feeding the elephant brothers. After such a long period of cultivating feelings, we The relationship is good,..."

"Brother Cheng?" Xiao Doudou was a little annoyed, and cut to the chase: "I'm going to take the elephants out to fight today, and I'll play with Brother Cheng when I get back."

"Huh? Fight? It's unreasonable. In Chang'an City, who is blind and dares to bully our little princess? I, Cheng Chumo, will be the first to refuse! Little princess wait a moment, I'll go home and put on my armor, you have to leave it to me to fight the vanguard." "The rice bucket in Cheng Chumo's hand was smashed to pieces, and he stomped his feet and cursed angrily.

Xiao Doudou shook his head and said, "It's not a human, it's a locust. Do you know about a locust? It's a grasshopper! To fight against grasshoppers, don't wear armor, just remember to wear shoes, we will trample them to death."

After speaking, Xiao Doudou communicated with the elephant group.

Cheng Chumo was a little confused, what the hell?Grasshopper?Am I right, you can fight with grasshoppers?The little princess is amazing!
But it's not right, the little princess is so magical, she's just a grasshopper?As for the use of cavalry?And is it an elephant cavalry?How powerful is that grasshopper?Is it the legendary prehistoric alien species?Or the group of grasshoppers?How much did it take?Can't imagine.

The elephants were also dumbfounded after hearing this. All the elephants were shaking their heads and trunks, indicating that we can't do this job.

"Well, everyone is usually very bullish. This one said he played well with me, and that one said he played the best with me. He fought fiercely during meals, and none of them could be relied upon at critical moments? I'm hurting you all for nothing! Hmph , you don’t want to go, right? Well, I’ll go find someone else, I’ll go to the lion herd.” Xiao Doudou was so angry that he pointed at the elephant herd with his hips on his hips and reprimanded him.

The leader of the elephant herd stood up and explained: "My lord, you are embarrassing us a bit. What is a grasshopper? It is an insect that cannot be smaller. We can trample a lot of them to death with one foot, but, but we We can't see them, we are so big, it's hard to look down. Enemies who are too small can't see clearly!"

ah?That's it...

Xiao Doudou was stunned, what should I do then?If my subordinates say who is the best at fighting, it must be you, and it is unreliable to change it to others.

The leader of the elephant group gave an idea. I heard that eagles eat insects. Why don't you ask the eagle group?
PS: Eagle: Thank you, please, I eat meat, not worms!We are not hens!
At this moment, Cheng Chumo found several grasshoppers under his feet. He was delighted to see Lie, grabbed two and hurriedly asked, "Little princess, is this the grasshopper you are talking about?"

"That's right, that's it! Hmph, from now on I'll trample one to death." After finishing speaking, he looked down and saw that there was also one under his feet, and he didn't forget to say indignantly, "How dare you run to me!" In front of the heels? How courageous, they are obviously the scouts they sent to eavesdrop. All of you look down, if there are locusts and grasshoppers under your feet, don’t let them go, step on them one by one. "

...Do you think this is your Women's Army?A group of animals, who knows what a military law is?

"Doudou, why did you come here? It's hard for me to find! Come home with me, every day you know that you are fighting and causing trouble, who is it with this time? I heard that you are going to kill him? Is it plausible? See if your mother won't beat your ass when you get home." Li Yuanying chased after her and pinched her daughter's ear.

Xiao Doudou didn't cry out for pain this time, but just burst into tears. Li Yuanying let go quickly, thinking that she had twisted her daughter in pain.

The little guy immediately sat on the ground and rolled and cried. "Dad, you don't hurt me anymore, how can I cause trouble, I am bullied, you don't help me fight, but let my mother beat me, I, I don't want to you..."

Li Yuanying was amused, "You? Being bullied? Do you think your father and I look like fools? Let's talk about Chang'an City, which is the entire Tang Dynasty, and the surrounding thirty countries. Who can bully you? Don't Installed!"

Xiao Doudou cried so heartbreakingly, choked up and told the story of being bullied, "I was bullied by locusts!"

"Didn't you tell me that it's better to eat emerald green or blue ones for barbecue? I can't find them, so I will discuss with the locusts, let them have different colors, and take the initiative to stand up. I, I promise not to eat them .”

Li Yuanying was stunned, "What the hell? In order to eat barbecue, you chatted with locusts? And you fooled them to stand up? Promise not to eat? Why don't you just order them to dip themselves in salt, go to the fire and report to you? ? Are human locusts fools? What happened later?"

"Later, later they bullied me, saying who am I, why should I listen to me?"

"I said that I am the king of beasts, I am your boss! Cough..." The little princess cried and said, coughing violently, Li Yuanying hurriedly helped her daughter calm down.

"I didn't expect them to say that they didn't know me, and that I caught them in droves and wanted to avenge me. I was so angry that I stomped dozens of feet and killed many. But more and more locusts flew away. Get up, laugh at me together, and say that you are going to call the army of locusts to take revenge."

"I, I can't fly, I can't catch up with them... Woohoo!" Little Doudou lay in Li Yuanying's arms and cried, "Look, daddy, they bully me because of how many people there are. The animal garden asked for help? Am I your own? I can’t be picked up in the snow like my mother said, right?”

Li Yuanying couldn't help laughing, covering her face to comfort her daughter: "Your mother lied to you when she was angry, but she gave birth to you with her life in October. Stop crying, damn locust, let's see if daddy helps find the army and follow them Fight hard! Avenge my precious daughter!"

(End of this chapter)