Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 404 Beef Hot Pot Feast
"Master, you can come with me. It is rare for my father to personally prepare a banquet, and he told me to come and invite you. If you don't go, I, I will cry for you..." Old Li Gang's house, Xiao Doudou He tugged on Master's sleeve and begged.

Knowing the filial piety of his apprentice, Lao Li Gang laughed until his beard shook, "I know that you are kind, but I have learned Confucianism since I was a child, and I have upheld it all my life. I have farmed cattle and helped humans all my life. How can we have the heart to kill them and eat meat? This time, the King of Qin held a celebration banquet for the King of Han, and the beef hot pot that I ate was not for me."

Li Gang's words are clear, but Xiao Doudou's book for so long is not for nothing, and he quickly found the loopholes in it, "Master, you seem to be fooling me? I clearly remember that not being able to bear to eat cows originated from Taoism. I’m still Zhuangzi, but I just can’t bear to see killing. You are a great Confucian, not a Taoist.”

Hehe... Old Li Gang smiled wryly and said: "There is a clever and intelligent apprentice who doesn't know whether to be happy or sad. Whether it is Confucianism or Taoism, the truth is true. If you believe in it, you can just practice it. What is Confucianism and Taoism? The Confucian master Kong Sheng once practiced Taoism A student of the sage Lao Tzu."

When it comes to debating the scriptures, how can Xiao Doudou be the master's opponent?

Seeing that he couldn't refute the other party, the little guy put his hands on his hips angrily, and said unreasonably: "I don't care, Master, if you don't come with me, then I will catch you and put you on Xiao Huang's back, and you will be tied up." You kidnap."

This, you... you child!That's all, there's nothing I can do about you, I have to break the precepts for my teacher.Let's go, don't be rough, what does a girl look like?
Xiao Doudou smiled slyly: "Hey, I knew that Master loves me the most. Besides, Master, you are skinny and skinny, you should take some good supplements. So what are the rules? This cow is not a farming cow, it is a cow. The bison brought by the Khitan as tribute and unable to be cultivated is just like sheep, they can only be used for meat, and it is not considered a violation of the precept.”

"Girl, let's go, today is the celebration banquet, don't let the hardworking King of Han be neglected."

snub?It's impossible to be negligent, the master and apprentice have been dawdling for a long time, and Li Yuanchang's side has already started eating.I endured the gluttony for half a year, and I didn't want to delay for a second.

"Come, drink, drink unlimited today..." General Cheng, who was grounded, had the loudest voice.

"Old Cheng, last time at your house, you said that there is no limit, what happened in the end? I searched, and a large group of us divided into ten altars! Now you want to lie to us?"

"Isn't that right, last time we didn't start drinking, he kept persuading us to eat more vegetables. It was digging a hole for a long time, making us lose our appetite to drink his wine when we were full. Old Cheng is not a joke Son……"

Many people began to condemn Lao Cheng.

Old Cheng is worthy of being the number one meat hob in the Tang Dynasty. He has a thick skin, and it is difficult for ordinary people to hold a candle to him. Facing the denunciation of his colleagues, General Cheng did not blush, and lowered his voice pretending to be mysterious: "Can it be the same?" ? My family’s wine, if you don’t dare to drink it, it will bottom out, there is only so much. It’s different here!”

"Why is it different? I think it's clearly that the quality of the master's family is different. His Royal Highness Qin Wang is grand, you are so old!" Yuchi Laohei didn't let him in the slightest.

"Your Highness also said that if you don't get drunk, you won't return home, but did you see that? The wine that was brought out was only ten altars. There are more people here than in my house last time. Don't look at these sour Confucian officials who are so weak. , In fact, he may have drunk it, that Wei Heimian, his drinking capacity is at least [-]% of mine!"

The old Duan next to him, Duan Zhixuan laughed and scolded: "Damn! Lao Cheng, do you want to show some face? Are you praising Wei Xiang, or are you praising yourself?"

"Ahem, let's get to the point! With His Majesty and the Supreme Emperor present, if the wine is gone, who of you would dare to ask for wine? Old Duan, you go? Second brother, you go? Or is it that you want to play drunk again?"

Following Cheng Yaojin's sweeping fingers, they all retreated one by one, and all the generals shook their heads in unison, fearing that no one would dare.

"Then you old Cheng dare to go?" Li Ji smiled lightly, he didn't believe it.

"Me? I won't go! But, I know where King Qin's wine cellar is..."

Everyone suddenly realized, oh...you old Cheng, it turned out that you made up your mind to take a drastic drudgery.

"No way, this is King Qin's Tavern. How dare you steal a drink after eating the guts of a leopard?" Someone whispered.

Old Cheng had already gained two points, his black face was reddish, and he showed a wolf-grandmother-like smirk, "Hey, this is simple, let's make a fuss later, let the King of Han and His Highness Qin have a drink, and the King of Qin's Drinking capacity, tsk tsk... At least you have to sleep until the morning after tomorrow, and you will forget everything when you wake up, so you definitely don't know who took the wine."

"Wonderful! Wonderful plan! Such a wonderful plan, Lao Cheng, you are a loser as a military commander, how about I recommend you to the Minister of Ministers?"

"Ahem, it's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning, come, come, open up and drink, drink!"

When Lao Cheng regained his senses and raised his glass to invite him to drink, he realized that the colleagues who had surrounded him and whispered all backed away, looking at him with strange eyes.

Just as he was wondering, Lao Cheng turned his head and said, Ga!The cup in his hand fell directly to the ground.

"Qin, His Royal Highness King Qin... I, I, oh! Good wine, so strong!" With a plop, Cheng Yaojin flopped on the spot.

All the generals roared with laughter, the emperor Li Er came over and kicked Lao Cheng, but the opponent made up his mind to pretend to be dead, Li Er had no choice but to laugh and scolded: "This bastard is not stingy, he will make trouble!"

Li Yuanying chuckled, "Can't get up? It's easy! Yiai, and Zhidai, go to the wine cellar and bring out ten altars of high-quality sweet-scented osmanthus. This is a new wine made this year. It's never been done before. of."

"Good master, but the two of us can't move the ten altars..." Feng Zhidai pretended to be embarrassed.

Fang Er panicked, "Why can't I move it? Second Junior Brother, go down to the wine cellar to move the wine and pass it to me, I can..."

Here Feng Zhidai kept pulling his sleeves and winking, Fang Er couldn't figure it out, Fang Xuanling shook his head and cursed secretly, this silly son.

Old Cheng on the ground got up suddenly, "I'll come, I'll come, I'm the best at carrying wine..."

Seeing the messed up look of this servant, everyone burst into laughter. Sure enough, with the king of Qin, you are not afraid of playing tricks, and there are plenty of tricks.

After a while, Xiao Doudou escorted Old Li Gang to arrive, and everyone exchanged pleasantries. Old Li Gang is a mature man, so naturally he would not disturb everyone's interest because of his personal habits.

In the backyard of the tavern, there are all the concubines, as well as Empress Changsun, Concubine Yang, Concubine Zhao and other female relatives. There is also a large copper hot pot, which is no less lively than the front yard.

And a group of children were handed over to a special maid to take care of them.Xiao Doudou took a group of friends of the same age in the children's seat.

Xiao Doudou, who has sensitive ears, heard that his younger brother seemed to be crying in the warm pavilion next door, so he eagerly came to take care of him.

When taking care of seven children together, there will be a very special phenomenon, that is, when one child cries, the other children will cry too. It seems to be contagious, and it seems that everyone is comparing their voices. It is interesting but tricky.

Seeing a group of his younger brothers crying and screaming, several maid nurses were sweating profusely, Xiao Doudou waved his hand, "Don't worry, the younger brothers must be hungry, I have a solution."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and ran back to his dining table, found a large plate, and fished out a large plate of meat from the children's hot pot.

Well, some in the clear soup pot, and some in the red oil pot...

While scooping up the meat, he was thinking about it, carefully going around and even knew how to use internal force to smash all the meat into a meat paste, but what do you mean by mixing the broth-boiled meat and red-oil-boiled meat together?
Quickly brought it to the younger brothers, looking at the red oil on the meat paste, all the maids and nannies were so frightened that they knelt together on the spot and stopped Xiao Doudou, "No, little princess, the little princes are too young, I can't eat chili..."

"How is it possible? How is my brother an ordinary person? I can eat as long as I say, and if anything happens, I will be on my shoulders!" Xiao Doudou said, patting his chest.

(End of this chapter)