Datang Almighty Dad
Chapter 427 Zhang Fei Embroidery
Chapter 427 Zhang Fei Embroidery
Thinking of this younger brother who never speaks empty words, Li Er said regretfully: "Hey, Goro, why didn't you say it earlier? If I said it earlier, I could have made the northern navy prepare early. When the big ship arrives, the navy will be able to have combat power immediately." ..."
"Northern navy?" Li Yuanying snorted unceremoniously, "Second brother, I'm too embarrassed to mention it. The northern navy is also called the navy? Even the navy is not qualified, it's almost like a water bandit.
Last year, the ship capsized once in the Yellow River for disaster relief, and Zhang Liang, the commander of the navy, is a waste.Use the army to rule the navy, let alone let him fight Goguryeo, even the suppression of bandits on the domestic river is unreliable. "
... This general approval is completely bruised. If Zhang Liang, the naval commander, heard it, he might be scared to death on the spot.
That is, Qin Wang Li Yuanying dared to be so outspoken.That Zhang Liang's ability is mediocre, and he has been able to sit firmly as the general for so many years, but it is not because the background is tougher, and no one dares to offend him.Moreover, now that the Tang Dynasty is fighting, the navy is hardly used. This idle job will not compete with the army and the army, so everyone doesn't care.
It's a pity that when the water army and warships are needed now, Zhang Liang pulls his hips and is pierced by the King of Qin. I'm afraid no one will be able to keep him this time.
In the Taiji Hall, everyone made a plan to deal with the peninsula, and after chatting for a while, Li Yuanying and Li Yuanba left the palace together.
On the way, Li Yuanba was full of admiration: "Fifth brother, you are still the most insidious. You have done so many things in secret, so what are the tricks of Quangai Suwen? You are not worthy to carry your shoes, and I am afraid that you will not die at that time." Know."
"Fourth brother, what you said doesn't sound like you're praising me, but rather like you're calling me an old dick? Where are you from?"
Li Yuanba smiled sheepishly, "Absolutely not, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong. For a long time, everyone thought that spending money on the population plan was just a scheming to get money back. Hehe, I have seen it today."
"Pay money back? How is that possible? How can I make a loss-making business?" Li Yuanying was quite proud.
"That's that, fifth brother, you are from a businessman background. You look like a cook, but in fact, doing business to make money is your job! Let's go, I haven't been to the tavern for a few days, today we brothers have a good drink." Li Yuanba The urging to come up and hook the shoulders.
How many drinks shall we have?Don't be kidding, don't you know how much I drink?Obviously you want to drink.
"Not today, I have something to do in the city today, another day, another day, fourth brother."
With that said, Li Yuanying got on the horse and was about to leave.
"Come on, what's the fun? Take me with you, Brother Dahu &..."
After half an hour, Li Yuanba regretted it. He shouldn't have followed him out today. How about leaving the palace just now and going home?
In the farm on the outskirts of Chang'an City, on a hillside full of peach trees, several figures were carrying small flower baskets, picking peach blossoms non-stop, among them was King Zhao Li Yuanba.
Sitting on the ground with a plop, Li Yuanba flung the little flower basket powerlessly aside. Li Yuanba complained: "Fifth Brother, Fourth Brother, I am a peerless warrior. I can't say I have strong martial arts skills, but, but I am playing with a hammer. I am really not good at picking flowers." Ah... After pinching it for a long time, my hands are sore, and the basket is only half the size, which is harder than Zhang Fei's embroidery, you, can you change someone?"
"No! You were not allowed to come just now, you insisted on coming. Now you have to give up halfway and go around. What is the crime of running away?" Li Yuanying asked her daughter.
Xiao Doudou giggled and said, "Fourth Uncle, he fled before the battle, engaged in military law, at least he would be exiled, and at worst he would be beheaded."
"Exile is exile, fifth brother, I voluntarily exile back to Prince Zhao's Mansion..."
Seeing that this bastard was picking up the pick, Li Yuanying stopped him, "Fourth brother, you should think clearly, if this peach blossom brew turns out later, you won't have a share in it!"
Pfft... Li Yuanba really wants to vomit blood. I have been busy for a long time, and my hands and feet are sore, but you are taking away my benefits?Fifth brother, I advise you to be kind!
"Wulang, you said that this tree of peach blossoms is like a jar of wine. There are no less than ten thousand trees here. At our speed, we can't finish picking them until next year. In a few days, the peach blossoms will wither. Is there anything fast?" A little way?"
A faster way?Yes, I have!
Li Yuanying whistled towards the two horses not far away.
"Little Huang, Dahu, do you like to drink? Work hard today, and you will be able to make wine later, thanks to your share."
The two ferocious beasts are good at listening to people's words, and at the moment they hear the good wine, they stick out their tongues and wag their tails, looking like two erhas.
Li Yuanying stretched out his hand and pointed, "I'm sure, the peach blossoms are full of trees around here, hit me one by one, don't break the peach trees, don't step on the fallen flowers, otherwise, not only will I not have good wine, but I won't have dinner tonight."
The two Erhas wagged their tails, ran wildly in a panic, and bumped into the nearest peach tree.
Crack, click... Two peach trees as thick as calves snapped off.
"You..." Li Yuanying pointed at the two stupid cats with a dark face, and stood on the spot blankly, while Li Yuanba beside him was rocking with laughter.
The two stupid cats knew that they had made a mistake, and lowered their heads embarrassingly, not daring to look at this side. They even knew to run a little farther, restrained their strength, and started hitting the peach trees one by one, shaking the peach blossoms.
"Fifth brother, what is your idea? The ground is full of fallen flowers, not to mention dusty, but it is also a problem to pick them up one by one?" Li Yuanba said, this idea is too bad.
Li Yuanying ignored it, and winked at her daughter, "Doudou, I'll show you Sibo!"
"Okay! Uncle Si, look at a trick I learned recently..."
Learned a trick?What trick?I am your martial arts master, I taught all the tricks you know, can you still use them to pick flowers?
Under Li Yuanba's skeptical gaze, Xiao Doudou flew into the peach blossoms all over the ground, and began to punch slowly. It was not the martial arts passed down by Li Yuanba, but the unique art of Qin Wangfu's family - Taijiquan!
Moreover, Tai Chi, I also use my strength to fight... huh?This is?Fist style?Here……
Li Yuanba was completely stunned. He couldn't tell if it was a fist wind, because, because he had never seen such a strong fist wind, it was so strong that it could not only disturb the air flow, but also began to roll the fallen flowers on the ground, and even the area of influence became wider and wider. bigger.
Yu Wencheng, who walked over, nodded and praised: "That's right, this girl's martial arts are getting more and more sophisticated, and she has stepped into the realm of a master in boxing alone. Facing each other with bare hands, Sha Niao and I are no longer rivals."
"Old man, what nonsense are you talking about..."
"Am I wrong? Your number one in the world should give way. If you are not convinced, go try your hand with the girl now?" Yu Wencheng snorted coldly.
I, I... Li Yuanba was choked heavily, "Hmph, you didn't say you won't give up, I mean, don't call me nicknames."
"May you call me old man, but not you stupid bird? Why?"
"Because everyone calls you old iron..."
"Well, I can suggest that everyone will call you a fool from now on!"
"You... want to fight, don't you?"
Li Yuanying covered her eyes. These two have never heard of arguing in these years, "Enough, if you keep arguing, Luohua will be cleaned up by the bag. If you can't receive the flowers, you will have no wine to drink."
The two turned their heads and saw, my good guy, using punches, he actually gathered all the falling flowers into balls, and finally threw them into the flower basket perfectly. This level of skill is probably unmatched by anyone in the world. Exquisite, worthy of being the unique skill of the King of Qin family!
No more delay, the two of them have also learned this boxing technique, taking pictures of cats and tigers, and following Xiao Doudou's instructions, although it is not as smooth as the little girl's, but it is enough to sweep the floor and pick flowers. Picked enough peach blossoms to make thousands of altars of wine, and returned with a full load.
(End of this chapter)
Thinking of this younger brother who never speaks empty words, Li Er said regretfully: "Hey, Goro, why didn't you say it earlier? If I said it earlier, I could have made the northern navy prepare early. When the big ship arrives, the navy will be able to have combat power immediately." ..."
"Northern navy?" Li Yuanying snorted unceremoniously, "Second brother, I'm too embarrassed to mention it. The northern navy is also called the navy? Even the navy is not qualified, it's almost like a water bandit.
Last year, the ship capsized once in the Yellow River for disaster relief, and Zhang Liang, the commander of the navy, is a waste.Use the army to rule the navy, let alone let him fight Goguryeo, even the suppression of bandits on the domestic river is unreliable. "
... This general approval is completely bruised. If Zhang Liang, the naval commander, heard it, he might be scared to death on the spot.
That is, Qin Wang Li Yuanying dared to be so outspoken.That Zhang Liang's ability is mediocre, and he has been able to sit firmly as the general for so many years, but it is not because the background is tougher, and no one dares to offend him.Moreover, now that the Tang Dynasty is fighting, the navy is hardly used. This idle job will not compete with the army and the army, so everyone doesn't care.
It's a pity that when the water army and warships are needed now, Zhang Liang pulls his hips and is pierced by the King of Qin. I'm afraid no one will be able to keep him this time.
In the Taiji Hall, everyone made a plan to deal with the peninsula, and after chatting for a while, Li Yuanying and Li Yuanba left the palace together.
On the way, Li Yuanba was full of admiration: "Fifth brother, you are still the most insidious. You have done so many things in secret, so what are the tricks of Quangai Suwen? You are not worthy to carry your shoes, and I am afraid that you will not die at that time." Know."
"Fourth brother, what you said doesn't sound like you're praising me, but rather like you're calling me an old dick? Where are you from?"
Li Yuanba smiled sheepishly, "Absolutely not, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong. For a long time, everyone thought that spending money on the population plan was just a scheming to get money back. Hehe, I have seen it today."
"Pay money back? How is that possible? How can I make a loss-making business?" Li Yuanying was quite proud.
"That's that, fifth brother, you are from a businessman background. You look like a cook, but in fact, doing business to make money is your job! Let's go, I haven't been to the tavern for a few days, today we brothers have a good drink." Li Yuanba The urging to come up and hook the shoulders.
How many drinks shall we have?Don't be kidding, don't you know how much I drink?Obviously you want to drink.
"Not today, I have something to do in the city today, another day, another day, fourth brother."
With that said, Li Yuanying got on the horse and was about to leave.
"Come on, what's the fun? Take me with you, Brother Dahu &..."
After half an hour, Li Yuanba regretted it. He shouldn't have followed him out today. How about leaving the palace just now and going home?
In the farm on the outskirts of Chang'an City, on a hillside full of peach trees, several figures were carrying small flower baskets, picking peach blossoms non-stop, among them was King Zhao Li Yuanba.
Sitting on the ground with a plop, Li Yuanba flung the little flower basket powerlessly aside. Li Yuanba complained: "Fifth Brother, Fourth Brother, I am a peerless warrior. I can't say I have strong martial arts skills, but, but I am playing with a hammer. I am really not good at picking flowers." Ah... After pinching it for a long time, my hands are sore, and the basket is only half the size, which is harder than Zhang Fei's embroidery, you, can you change someone?"
"No! You were not allowed to come just now, you insisted on coming. Now you have to give up halfway and go around. What is the crime of running away?" Li Yuanying asked her daughter.
Xiao Doudou giggled and said, "Fourth Uncle, he fled before the battle, engaged in military law, at least he would be exiled, and at worst he would be beheaded."
"Exile is exile, fifth brother, I voluntarily exile back to Prince Zhao's Mansion..."
Seeing that this bastard was picking up the pick, Li Yuanying stopped him, "Fourth brother, you should think clearly, if this peach blossom brew turns out later, you won't have a share in it!"
Pfft... Li Yuanba really wants to vomit blood. I have been busy for a long time, and my hands and feet are sore, but you are taking away my benefits?Fifth brother, I advise you to be kind!
"Wulang, you said that this tree of peach blossoms is like a jar of wine. There are no less than ten thousand trees here. At our speed, we can't finish picking them until next year. In a few days, the peach blossoms will wither. Is there anything fast?" A little way?"
A faster way?Yes, I have!
Li Yuanying whistled towards the two horses not far away.
"Little Huang, Dahu, do you like to drink? Work hard today, and you will be able to make wine later, thanks to your share."
The two ferocious beasts are good at listening to people's words, and at the moment they hear the good wine, they stick out their tongues and wag their tails, looking like two erhas.
Li Yuanying stretched out his hand and pointed, "I'm sure, the peach blossoms are full of trees around here, hit me one by one, don't break the peach trees, don't step on the fallen flowers, otherwise, not only will I not have good wine, but I won't have dinner tonight."
The two Erhas wagged their tails, ran wildly in a panic, and bumped into the nearest peach tree.
Crack, click... Two peach trees as thick as calves snapped off.
"You..." Li Yuanying pointed at the two stupid cats with a dark face, and stood on the spot blankly, while Li Yuanba beside him was rocking with laughter.
The two stupid cats knew that they had made a mistake, and lowered their heads embarrassingly, not daring to look at this side. They even knew to run a little farther, restrained their strength, and started hitting the peach trees one by one, shaking the peach blossoms.
"Fifth brother, what is your idea? The ground is full of fallen flowers, not to mention dusty, but it is also a problem to pick them up one by one?" Li Yuanba said, this idea is too bad.
Li Yuanying ignored it, and winked at her daughter, "Doudou, I'll show you Sibo!"
"Okay! Uncle Si, look at a trick I learned recently..."
Learned a trick?What trick?I am your martial arts master, I taught all the tricks you know, can you still use them to pick flowers?
Under Li Yuanba's skeptical gaze, Xiao Doudou flew into the peach blossoms all over the ground, and began to punch slowly. It was not the martial arts passed down by Li Yuanba, but the unique art of Qin Wangfu's family - Taijiquan!
Moreover, Tai Chi, I also use my strength to fight... huh?This is?Fist style?Here……
Li Yuanba was completely stunned. He couldn't tell if it was a fist wind, because, because he had never seen such a strong fist wind, it was so strong that it could not only disturb the air flow, but also began to roll the fallen flowers on the ground, and even the area of influence became wider and wider. bigger.
Yu Wencheng, who walked over, nodded and praised: "That's right, this girl's martial arts are getting more and more sophisticated, and she has stepped into the realm of a master in boxing alone. Facing each other with bare hands, Sha Niao and I are no longer rivals."
"Old man, what nonsense are you talking about..."
"Am I wrong? Your number one in the world should give way. If you are not convinced, go try your hand with the girl now?" Yu Wencheng snorted coldly.
I, I... Li Yuanba was choked heavily, "Hmph, you didn't say you won't give up, I mean, don't call me nicknames."
"May you call me old man, but not you stupid bird? Why?"
"Because everyone calls you old iron..."
"Well, I can suggest that everyone will call you a fool from now on!"
"You... want to fight, don't you?"
Li Yuanying covered her eyes. These two have never heard of arguing in these years, "Enough, if you keep arguing, Luohua will be cleaned up by the bag. If you can't receive the flowers, you will have no wine to drink."
The two turned their heads and saw, my good guy, using punches, he actually gathered all the falling flowers into balls, and finally threw them into the flower basket perfectly. This level of skill is probably unmatched by anyone in the world. Exquisite, worthy of being the unique skill of the King of Qin family!
No more delay, the two of them have also learned this boxing technique, taking pictures of cats and tigers, and following Xiao Doudou's instructions, although it is not as smooth as the little girl's, but it is enough to sweep the floor and pick flowers. Picked enough peach blossoms to make thousands of altars of wine, and returned with a full load.
(End of this chapter)
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