Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 593 The Bet With the Old Emperor
Although tofu nao is delicious, how can the old emperor be in the mood to eat?After being patient for a long time, he finally asked Li Yuanba, "Uncle, what exactly do you want?"

Li Yuanba jokingly asked back: "May as well guess, are the people outside loyal to you?"

The old emperor shook his head and said: "If there is nothing wrong, please let my uncle let me go back. You must have watched the theater all day, and you probably won't have much fun, but a country cannot live without a king."

"Aren't you going to entrust the government affairs to the Right Prime Minister Lin Jiulang? It is said that you have not been in court for ten years. It seems that there is not much difference between you and you." Xiao Doudou mocked.

"That's a servant! It's not an entrustment." The old emperor argued.

"Conspiracy? Let your son and his subordinates fight each other, and you sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight? The throne is not threatened, and at the same time, there is a favorite minister who knows your wishes, and provides you with the power of a country. Tsk tsk, relying on it I am the emperor, so I can really be lawless. No wonder Datang makes you a mess!" Xiao Doudou reprimanded dissatisfied.

The old emperor was dissatisfied and said: "Hmph, what do you mean by auntie? It seems that the country's problems are all the fault of me alone? The Tang Dynasty has been passed down to me for six generations. For 30 years, I have worked hard to rule the country, and I dare not slack off in the slightest. Datang’s agricultural industry, water conservancy, trade, culture, astronomy, etc., far surpassed those of neighboring countries, and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment.

"Come on. How will the Tang Dynasty go? My father and my second uncle have planned it a hundred years ago. As long as the descendants don't produce waste, even if they are a successful king, they will have the foundation of today." Xiao Doudou interrupted impatiently. This guy brags, "What you said is barely your credit, but it's just your credit for 20 years in politics since you were young."

"What about now? Do you really not know what the current Tang Dynasty looks like? Or are you pretending not to see?"

"The experience of last night hasn't woken you up from your dreams? The government has been abandoned for ten years, which has led to the separatist rule of the feudal towns. The tail is too big to lose, and the court is on thin ice. Selling officials and lords, corruption is rampant, and the people are struggling to make a living. Fifty percent, what we have seen all the way from the south, what is the Tang Dynasty, it is simply hell on earth!"

"And for all of this, the old man He Zhi is blaming your favorite treacherous right minister? Hehe, he just dared not tell the truth. The root cause lies in you!"

The old emperor blushed from being scolded, and retorted loudly: "I am the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and I have brought them glory. Isn't it okay to enjoy it in old age?"

Snapped!
Xiao Doudou slapped him unceremoniously, "Water can carry a boat or overturn it! When you can make the people live and work in peace and contentment, you are the emperor and you have glory. You can't let the people live and work in peace and contentment, or even bring them peace and prosperity. When you are in trouble, then you are not worthy of this seat, get out of here! Don't lose our Li family."

"You..." The old emperor was furious, and suddenly realized, "Oh... I understand, that's how it is. You are behind everything. It is you, absolutely you. You want to usurp power and seek rebellion, and take the throne of the Tang Dynasty , hahahaha, wow, a rebellious minister and traitor, you still speak so grandly!"

Everyone looked at the crazy old emperor in surprise, Zhang Xiaojing, Long Bo, Li Bi and others couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

When the old emperor stopped being crazy, Xiao Doudou sneered: "I want that seat in Prince Qin's mansion, why do I need to use other people's hands to play these small tricks? If I really make a move, do you think you can stop it? How dare you say that I am a traitor? I'm afraid you don't deserve it!"

"Back then, the second uncle made a decree to pass on the throne to me. Unfortunately, I have been delayed for more than a hundred years and did not return. Otherwise, the throne would be your turn? You left the second uncle to my Tang Dynasty, and made a mess of it. For this, kill me!" It’s not an exaggeration to kill you. But after all, you are the grandson of Brother Chengqian and Sister Wu Zhao, and half the descendant of Fourth Uncle, so I won’t kill you for their sake.”

The old emperor turned his head away, "If you want to kill, then kill! If you kill me, you will not be the emperor."

"Hehe, so confident?" Xiao Doudou jokingly said, "Auntie, did I get scared?"

"Rebellious ministers and thieves, everyone in the world can punish them. You are all people who died more than a hundred years ago, you should retire to the mountains and forests. In the world now, no one knows who you are." The old emperor said contemptuously.

Xiao Doudou nodded: "So, I want the people to know me again. Why don't we make a bet?"

The old emperor didn't speak, Xiao Doudou continued: "If you are sent out for a bet, will your subordinates and heirs save you or kill you?"

"Hmph, as long as Guo Lishi leads troops to the scene, no one will dare to change their minds." The old emperor said confidently.

"Okay! So, you agree? If no one touches you, then I will go back to seclusion for ten years. After ten years, the world will be in chaos, and I will come out to restore the rivers and mountains. However, if you lose the bet, I will have peace of mind in this world." , don’t be unconvinced, lest future generations say that I bully the small with the big.”

...Many people present had strange eyes. They looked at the old emperor and then at the girl-like little Doudou. Who was older and who was younger?
"Hmph! The world will be in chaos ten years from now? I'm afraid you are not returning to the mountains and forests, but you are stirring up the wind and rain behind your back, waiting for the opportunity?" The old emperor is not stupid. Such a bet seems to be beneficial to the other party.

"Small man! Treat the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain! Judging from the current situation, the Tang Dynasty will be in chaos within ten years, and I don't need to push my hand. My Qin Palace has always been upright, and I don't even bother with such low-level plots. Trick. The 40 Australian army Chen Bing South Vietnam wants to take over the country, why does it take ten years?" Xiao Doudou said disdainfully.

At this time, Li Bi whispered, "Saint, my teacher He Jian told me yesterday that I had a drink with Jiao Sui the day before yesterday. During the dinner, Jiao Sui made a hexagram. According to divination, I found out that the Tang Dynasty will be destroyed within ten years. , then the world will be in chaos..."

"Jiao Sui? Is that the Jiao Sui who was proficient in divination after Yilin of the Jiao family?" The old emperor was horrified. After all, he still had experience. Judging from the current situation of the government and the opposition, it is indeed full of holes and leaks everywhere.

Li Yuanba reminded: "Silang, don't be too arrogant. Just a group of veterans from the eighth regiment made you so embarrassed. An Lushan and Wang Zongsi in the feudal town, you are trembling. Do you think you have any arrogance?" Capital? My 40 troops in Australia are all up to your aunt. Besides, you must not forget that the overseas Americas are all inherited from the Prince Qin’s Mansion, not counting the Fang family in the northeast and the Feng family in Lingnan on the Tianzhu side.”

"During the banquet last night, I heard that a small Bolu Kingdom, a small country, needs you to appease and subdue it, haha, what? Seeing that we are not willing to kill you, so you drifted away?"

The old emperor was in a cold sweat from shock, didn't he? He was only thinking about righteousness and fame, and completely forgot that in this world, big fists are the last word.

"Okay, I'll accept the bet with my aunt!"

Zhang Xiaojing whispered in Li Bi's ear: "I bet the old emperor has been frightened, and he got a big deal for this bet."

Li Bi rolled his eyes back, "I bet the saint loses."

"Okay! Huh? No, wait, I think so too, change your position..."

(End of this chapter)