I am cultivating immortals in the martial arts world

Chapter 89 What is it like to be a fairy?
deserted village.

The whirring wind suddenly blew up, and a moment later, the crackling rain poured down.

In a farm house, the virtuous wife had just finished cooking and was staring at the door wistfully.

crunch.

The door was opened.

Wearing a coir raincoat with a happy face, the farmer walked in with a hoe on his shoulder.

"Back? That thing...?"

asked the wife.

The husband nodded happily and said, "Well, it's ready. After tonight, our family will definitely have to import something."

The wife blushed and said, "Fuck you, how can you give birth overnight?"

The farmer rubbed his hands in embarrassment, and smiled awkwardly: "Hey, I mean, after the end, the child will take root in your stomach, and then you can continue the blood of the Zhen family!"

"It's about the same." The wife was relieved, opened the door and took off the coir raincoat on her husband, and handed over a towel: "Hurry up and wipe off the meal, after the meal..."

"Hey hey hey."

The husband wiped his body and smiled sinisterly: "How are you after dinner?"

"What can I do? Isn't that what happened?"

The wife answered casually, and then asked curiously: "But, did you really see the fairy blinking? Or...?"

"What's your name?"

The husband also lost the mood to tease, and said seriously: "A fairy blinks, and a mortal burns incense. This is something that even a six-year-old child in our Zhenjia Village knows. How can I not know?"

After the husband finished speaking, he continued with some resentment: "What's more, I am the one who perseveres until the end. If I don't see the gods blinking, I will go back today. I am more sincere than them."

The wife quickly comforted her, but she also expressed her doubts: "Yes, yes, I know you have worked hard, but that fairy can really blink, which is a bit..."

Before she could finish speaking, her husband said proudly: "How sincere I am, those people only waited for a few days, and the longest was only more than ten days. How long have I been waiting?"

"For half a year."

The wife stretched out her fingers to calculate, and said with a surprised face: "After this calculation, you can see the gods blinking, which should be right?"

"Isn't that right? By the way, you..."

"Alright!"

"Then..."

"Hey, eat first, eat first..."

"No matter what food you eat, your bloodline won't last, and you won't have the face to see your ancestors after death. First..."

"Good brother, come back after dinner."

"Hey, my good sister, it's not because my brother didn't give you a chance, it's because you are too...hehehe."

……

"I, Lin Dong, Daoist Tongtian, the legend of killing Xixia alone, the Great Immortal Master of Protecting the Country canonized by the Song Dynasty. In this village, I have become a treatment for infertility? Did those hospitals pay me for advertising? ?Pooh!"

"It should be, how could it be like this? Fortunately, Pindao thought that you waited for so long because you wanted to make a fortune, why are you so unambitious?"

Outside the window, Lin Dong, who didn't want to disturb the couple in the room, turned and left.

He is the protagonist in the nursery rhyme of Zhenjia Village, "Immortals blink, mortals hold incense".

However, this is something that even he himself just knew...from the mouth of the couple.

In the past, many farmers and villagers would secretly stay in the temple for a few days, many of them were women.

After those people came, they began to talk to each other, and when they spoke affectionately, they would start to chat with each other, and finally slept together.

Therefore, it never occurred to him that his title of "child-giving fairy" was entirely caused by those wild mandarin ducks.

He thought that those people were just looking for a place to sleep.

And the other group of guys who don't sleep are those who are sincere and want to get some benefits.

Lin Dong, who experienced being a fairy for the first time, subconsciously thought of a question in his mind.

What is it like to be a fairy?
He didn't know how to answer this question, so he really wanted to experience it, and at the same time, he really wanted to help a few of them, with all his heart.

The premise is that they have to be sincere.

So Lin Dong began to observe furtively, and found a few suitable targets at the beginning.

But it is a pity that he was in the most critical period of foundation building at that time, and he couldn't even move a finger.

There was no way to help directly, so Lin Dong took the opportunity to observe some of the more truly determined people in his daily practice.

When he recovers, he will be given certain benefits, just like experiencing the joy of being a fairy in advance.

however.

What Lin Dong never imagined was that when his eyes could move and he was about to recover, the most sincere believer turned around and ran away.

He already had the idea to experience Lin Dong as a fairy, but he had no choice but to find the farmer's house according to his breath after he recovered.

Then, when he was about to knock on the door, after listening to the words of the husband and wife, a killing intent arose in his heart, and he immediately dispelled his previous thoughts of becoming a fairy.

Because, he figured it out.

Those promiscuous people are actually using his name to do some extremely nasty things... Otherwise, how could those women who have not conceived for a long time suddenly become pregnant?

Isn't it just sleeping in the temple?

This made Lin Dong, who wanted to experience a fairy, very upset, and a murderous intent was naturally born in his heart.

After walking dozens of steps, he was about to let those who pretended to be immortals experience the terrifying Lin Dong, when he suddenly stopped.

After thinking for a while, he shook his head and said to himself: "Forget it, there are probably similar phenomena in other temples, not just here. What's more, they are just a group of ordinary people. If you really want to kill them with a sword, It seems that I am stingy."

Thinking of this, he turned around and walked towards the house.

The couple is still waiting to have a baby. Although he can't personally participate in helping, he can give a few pills to help the couple recuperate.

It can be regarded as fulfilling the wish of the farmer, and even fulfilling the idea of ​​being a fairy.

Anyway, he also received so many incense.

Standing at the door, listening for a while.

"Dong dong dong."

After discovering that the couple had already started eating two minutes later, the corners of their mouths rose wildly, and they knocked lightly on the door.

"Who?"

"Go and see, my husband is very tired now."

"I didn't see how much effort you were using."

"Um?!"

"Yes, yes, you are very tired, but I am also very tired."

"Okay, go for my husband."

This couple is very loving and happy at the same time, the most important thing is that they are also very loving...

For example, other people let their wives go to sleep in the temple, only this family sent a man there... The other men went there, and they went there for their lovers. It's kind of compassionate.

Is it easy for him to experience the feeling of being a fairy?

The artistic conception that was so easy to create was actually ruined by those people. Just thinking about it made him want to kill people.

"Master, this is...?"

The farmer looked Lin Dong up and down, and felt that the Taoist priest looked very familiar, but he couldn't remember it.

When he was in the temple, Lin Dong was covered in dust, and for the sake of safety, he deliberately put some mud on his body.

However, compared to other clay statues, Lin Dong looked very lively, so he was treated as a real god. The simple (dark-bellied) people did not expose it, and worshiped secretly one by one.

Those who didn't see it, regarded it as a luxurious hotel for secret lovers.

The farmer knew Lin Dong's freshness, but he couldn't recognize Lin Dong without a mud tire.

"Pindao was guided by the gods, and sent two pills to fulfill the wishes of your husband and wife."

Lin Dong's eyebrows twitched wildly, thinking that the guy in front of him would end the battle in minutes, killing people faster than him, and he almost couldn't hold back his smile.

(End of this chapter)