Mr. Zombie rises from the dead

Chapter 1 Crossing
into the night.

The moonlight is mottled, and crows cry at night.

"The sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, the Taoist patriarch blesses you with peace and safety."

A murmur sounded.

In the old-fashioned wooden building, the main wall enshrines the statue of the patriarch, and there are many Taoist items clearly visible around it.

"What do these mean, the ghost hit the wall?"

Ye Chen struggled to open his eyes, but the eyelids seemed to be stuck with glue.

Can't see.

I couldn't move my whole body.

The only thing coming over is the smell of incense, which is so strong that it makes people sick.

"What are you doing..."

Ye Chen was a little anxious.

As a Haojilang in the new era, where has he experienced this kind of thing? Now he can't even speak, as if he doesn't have a tongue at all.

until.

"Wow!"

Suddenly a strange cry came out.

"Oh my god, there are zombies, help! Qiusheng, where are you, master, come and help!"

A familiar and panicked voice passed by his ears.

Just hearing this voice, Ye Chen's heart skipped a beat.

Qiusheng?

And this time.

When a gust of wind blew, Ye Chen immediately felt as if something on top of his head had been removed, and his body regained its vitality.

Eyes opened for a moment.

What came into view was a man wearing an official robe from the Qing Dynasty, who was bullying a man Ye Chen knew very well.

A Hong Kong opera actor, one of the three masters of the Xu family.

"Qiusheng, Wencai, uh..."

Ye Chen turned his head stiffly to look.

Tablets, incense sticks, celestial masters, and corpses swarming out behind him.

As a person born in the 90s, he is no stranger to this scene, let alone Ye Chen, who is an otaku.

"Zombie, Mr. Zombie..."

Ye Chen trembled in fright, and with this movement, he suddenly raised his hand.

Blue official robes, pale arms, and slender nails.

"this is me?"

Ye Chen's eyes went dark, no matter how big his heart was, he couldn't bear the excitement.

"Ding: The binding of the strongest zombie system is complete."

"User: Ye Chen (junior white stiff)."

"Ability: None."

"Points: none."

"Mall: not open."

"Ding: Guide the mission, escape within 30 minutes, complete the reward: a bottle of essence and blood purification potion."

A series of voices pulled Ye Chen back from the fainting line.

And Ye Chen struggled to open his eyes.

"Prickly, stimulating, too stimulating..."

"Isn't someone playing with me?"

Ye Chen raised his hand to bite himself, but he couldn't stretch out that arm at all, and his whole body was terribly stiff.

In front.

"Hey, why are all these zombies running out?" Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng's expressions changed drastically.

Qiu Sheng was fine, and immediately started to deal with the zombies.

Wen Cai was subconsciously looking for a place to hide, but by coincidence, when he turned around, he happened to meet Ye Chen's eyes.

"Mom."

Wen Cai ran away with a loud voice.

"Just this pug-like face, it can't be wrong, it must be a literary talent, and that guy is really handsome."

Ye Chen glanced at Qiu Sheng, then turned around and headed straight for the wooden window not far away.

Boom!
Not to mention, this stiff body is like a spring, and it can jump more than two meters away in one jump, and it doesn't hurt to jump out of the window.

In the room.

"what happened?"

The two Taoists rushed up.

One of them has a Chinese character face, a slightly snub nose, but a pair of willow-leaf eyebrows, which looks a bit feminine on a closer look. It is the famous Uncle Jiu.

And the four-eyed Taoist next to him, who was half a head taller than Uncle Jiu, had a righteous face, but his expression was the most anxious.

Following the two's strikes, a group of zombies were taken down in an instant.

"What's going on?" Uncle Jiu looked at his two apprentices with a cold face.

Especially Qiu Sheng, who was wearing a dead man's official robe, was almost beaten by his junior brother.

"master……"

Qiusheng and Wencai knelt on the ground aggrieved.

Next to him, the four-eyed Taoist suddenly darkened after counting the number of zombies.

"No, one of the zombies is missing." The four-eyed Taoist counted quickly with his fingers, "Damn it, I have to send these corpses back in three days."

"Junior brother, don't worry, hurry up and chase, this white stiff has no wits and can't run far." Uncle Jiu also knew that his two apprentices must have caused trouble by being naughty.

Glancing at the window that Ye Chen knocked open, the two immediately went out to chase.

Until the sky will be bright.

"Junior brother, I'm really sorry." Uncle Jiu came back with an embarrassed expression on his face.

And the four-eyed Taoist followed behind Uncle Jiu, with a terribly stinky expression on his face. After a muffled grunt, he yelled at the other zombies to leave first.

Uncle Jiu naturally sensed the anger in his junior brother's words.

"You guys, pack up and show Master Ren's grave at dawn. I'll warn you two, be more honest in the future." Uncle Jiu stared fiercely.

"Hey."

Qiu Sheng shrank his neck, knowing that the master was really angry, so he hurriedly started preparing the props for seeing the grave after dawn.

And Ye Chen, who had been chased by Uncle Jiu and the Four-Eyed Taoist for more than ten miles, was outside the window.

To be precise, it was in the septic tank outside the window.

For old buildings in the countryside, the septic tank is generally behind the house.

Although the place where Ye Chen jumped out was a window, it was just a drawing and couldn't be opened at all.

But Ye Chen jumped out from there, and by coincidence, he fell into it.

"Cuckoo, I'll give you a lung..."

"When I travel through time as a young master, I eat delicacies from mountains and seas, but I really can't eat the treasures of heaven and earth, coo coo coo."

"Fucking on the street, I'm here through time."

"Shit, I've traveled through time and it's shit!!!"

In the septic tank.

Ye Chen didn't dare to move at all. If he didn't move, there would be less excrement, but as soon as he tossed, the viscous septic tank liquid immediately pressed over him, and he was really buried in excrement.

"Ding: Mission completed, reward: Essence and blood purification potion."

"Are you taking it?"

System sound came.

"I still have to ask, I can't jump out now, can I jump out after using this thing?" Ye Chen roared in his heart.

"Ding: Essence and blood purification potion can increase the blood level of the user, and it is limited to the level below the flying stiffness."

"Then why are you hesitating, no, wait, I'm taking medicine now, does that mean eating shit?"

no answer.

"Then this potion is mixed with shit, will it be ineffective..."

Still no answer.

Ye Chen tightly closed his eyes, resisting the complicated thoughts in his heart.

"Eat."

Ye Chen murmured tremblingly.

next second.

A scorching heat appeared in Ye Chen's body, spreading all over his body in the blink of an eye.

The most obvious thing Ye Chen felt was that a pair of indestructible teeth seemed to grow from the corner of the mouth, and at the same time the stiff legs became more powerful.

There was also a burst of itching on the fingers.

"powerful."

Ye Chen immediately understood how to describe this feeling.

One word: "Dick!"

Soon.

After all the feelings have faded.

Ye Chen turned around abruptly.

under night.

In the septic tank, a figure broke out of excrement, then turned into a black shadow and disappeared in place, leaving only traces of excrement and urine dragging.

(End of this chapter)