Mr. Zombie rises from the dead

Chapter 8
"Fuck!!!"

Ye Chen trembled in fright.

On the side, Dong Xiaoyu was also full of doubts and fears.

"How could this old zombie be so strong? It's not right. I saw him being poached with my own eyes. How could he become stronger without being burned?"

"This old thing must have bitten his son and sucked his blood." Ye Chen's stuttering voice came.

Hearing the sound, Dong Xiaoyu turned around and saw Ye Chen who was trembling.

"Don't be funny, you're a zombie, you're useless." Dong Xiaoyu rolled her eyes, then frowned and watched Old Master Ren go away.

"It's really evil, hey, why are you still shaking!"

Hearing this, Ye Chen panicked too, and said angrily, "I didn't shake, I was trying to tell a fortune teller, otherwise how could I say he sucked the blood of his dearest relative."

"you……"

Dong Xiaoyu covered her mouth with a smile on her face.

"Are you a fortune teller?"

"That's not true." Ye Chenniu blew it out, and could only stiffen his neck and say: "This old boy just sucked the blood of his dear ones. If you don't believe me, you will watch it tomorrow."

"Little rotten zombie, do you think I believe it or not?" Dong Xiaoyu hooked his hands, and immediately, Ye Chen was controlled by a force and flew up.

"Fuck, why did I lie to you, you bitch." Ye Chen was also ashamed, and a little out of breath.

When the old man was running, he didn't look at anything else but stared at himself.

Obviously, this thing is not only stronger, but also has developed intelligence.

Especially the look in the last look, it was clear that he said to himself: You wait!

"You're planning to seduce Qiu Sheng right now, you can't swallow that breath before you die because you can't bear to part with this world.

The most important thing is that you are not married, so you want to find Qiusheng to marry you, right? "Ye Chen pretended to be impatient while guessing.

And when Dong Xiaoyu heard the word stinky bitch, the hair on the back of her head flew up.

But after listening, Dong Xiaoyu's complexion gradually became serious, and she looked at Ye Chen with big eyes full of disbelief.

"Look at the chicken feathers. Before I died, I was known as a fortune teller. I pointed to the moon with my left hand, and it was counted into the laws of heaven. The five fingers of my right hand connected to the five reincarnations of the underworld..."

The cowhide has been blown out, Ye Chen will not be polite now.

"Hell is the cycle of six realms." Dong Xiaoyu subconsciously reminded.

"Shut up, I only have five fingers, bah, you bitch know how to be a dick." Ye Chen looked at Dong Xiaoyu viciously, and immediately bounced back and forth.

"Your plan is to find Qiusheng, create a coincidence to get to know him, and then deliberately create some crisis, such as putting yourself in danger when Qiusheng can just see it, giving Qiusheng a chance to save you, and making him a hero.

In the end, you can change the house and so on, and you can spend the spring night with him. "Ye Chen recalled the plot of Mr. Zombie, and said in a cannonball manner.

Hearing the sound, Dong Xiaoyu's face flickered, and she didn't know what to think.

But obviously, Dong Xiaoyu was a little scared of Ye Chen.

"It's all right, isn't it?"

Ye Chen grinned, what is this Lao Tzu now? This is God's perspective. Isn't it easy to fool you idiots?

"Do the math...the calculation is accurate." Dong Xiaoyu nodded hesitantly: "That's what I planned, that...can it be successful?"

Looking at Dong Xiaoyu's nervous face.

"Can succeed..."

In the middle of the sentence, Ye Chen just chuckled.

"That's the hell, Qiusheng has a master of cowhide, and he can find you by looking for the smell on his body. Do you think you can beat his master?"

Hearing this, Dong Xiaoyu shrank immediately.

When I was looking at the tomb before, the middle-aged man in Taoist robe just stood there like a sun.

Fighting against him, Dong Xiaoyu reckoned that he was not the opponent.

"Then..." Dong Xiaoyu's complexion darkened.

"Hey, don't worry, I'll definitely get Qiusheng here for you. I'm a fortune teller. Your plan won't work, but I have other plans."

Ye Chen frowned, and a plan slowly appeared in his mind, a plan to complete the task.

Of course, this big sister is indispensable to this plan.

"What plan?" Dong Xiaoyu asked anxiously while grabbing Ye Chen.

"Hey, don't worry, don't worry, I'm a fortune teller, this right hand is pointing to the moon..."

"You just said the left hand." Dong Xiaoyu reminded.

"Grass!"

Ye Chen's face froze, and then he flew into a rage.

"Are you talking about the problem of hands now? I told you that I can count, but you told me about my left hand? Hey, I'm so stupid, there is a difference between the left hand and the right hand. If you don’t believe me, I’ll point it out!”

Ye Chen pushed his hips directly, but the zombie's body was too hard to hold it up.

"Fuck."

Ye Chen was so angry that he wanted to push his crotch desperately.

On the side, Dong Xiaoyu laughed out loud at Ye Chen's actions.

Good half sound.

"Okay, okay, the fortune teller is fine, you..." Dong Xiaoyu pressed Ye Chen.

"Tell me, what is your plan?"

"My..." After sorting out the plot and his own thoughts in his mind again, Ye Chen raised his jaw mysteriously at Dong Xiaoyu.

Dong Xiaoyu immediately leaned over curiously.

……

soon.

dawn.

"It's not good, someone died in Ren's family, Mr. Ren was brutally murdered, come and see."

A message quickly spread throughout the town.

Small town Yizhuang.

"I've said it before, if there is such incense in the house, someone must be mourning, but you..."

Uncle Jiu paced back and forth.

Behind them, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai shrank their heads, looking like they wished they could find a crack in the ground.

The coffin of Old Master Ren was carried back yesterday afternoon, and Uncle Jiu's master and apprentice knew the seriousness of the matter.

When the incense was burned in the afternoon, the incense was two short and one long.

People are most afraid of three longs and two shorts, and Xiang is most taboo about two shorts and one long.

Whenever this kind of incense comes out in the home, someone must be mourned.

So Uncle Jiu strictly ordered Qiusheng and Wencai to take measures to prevent the corpse from turning into a corpse, but these two bastards were lazy, and the ink fountain thread didn't go under the coffin.

With the news of Mr. Ren came.

Uncle Jiu closed his eyes and took a deep breath, then looked coldly at the two apprentices.

"Eh……"

Uncle Jiu shook his sleeves angrily, and hurried to Ren's house.

Qiusheng and Wencai also knew that it was their own recklessness that caused the zombie to jump out. Seeing that the master was gone, the two hurried to catch up.

Soon.

any home.

A Wei, the captain of the patrol room, is telling everyone that Mr. Ren was shot to death.

"I, Awei, will take someone to find the murderer immediately. I will definitely avenge my uncle. For my cousin, for my uncle, I am bound to do it!!!" Awei waved his hand.

At this time, Uncle Jiu, who couldn't bear to listen, stood up.

"What kind of gun is so accurate that the gun hits the neck?" Uncle Jiu asked coldly.

After finishing speaking, Uncle Jiu looked around.

"Did any of you hear gunshots last night?"

The people around all shook their heads immediately when they heard the sound. This town is so big, it is impossible not to know that there is a gunshot.

"Hey, you tear me down."

Seeing Uncle Jiu stand up, Awei suppressed his voice and glared at Uncle Jiu, and then he straightened his chest: "Then tell me, what killed my uncle?"

"Humph."

Uncle Jiu lifted Master Ren's collar and took another look, then stretched out his hands.

"According to my opinion, Master Ren was stabbed to death by nails!"

The voice fell.

Uncle Jiu also took advantage of the situation and thrust his hands into the air.

Everyone around was startled by Uncle Jiu's action.

Next to him, Awei reacted quickly. Seeing Uncle Jiu's slender nails, he immediately threw out the handcuffs and put them on Uncle Jiu's wrist.

"Hahahahaha, you murderer, you actually recruited yourself, who in our town has longer fingernails than you!" Awei waved his hand.

"Bring it back to me!"

(End of this chapter)