Warden of Heaven

Chapter 273 Bite him!

"Zhenjun Erlang, don't look at me like that, I'm afraid!"

Prison God Gao Tao Ji Lingling shuddered, quickly took two steps back, shrinking his neck, and said nervously.

Erlangshen smiled, looked at the prison god, his eyes lit up, and said excitedly.

"Master Prison God, I have a question to ask."

"You said that if I allow a dog to bite a person, the one who bites is still an important minister of the heavenly court, does that count as violating the rules of heaven?"

Hearing this, Gao Tao, the God of Prison, immediately turned serious, and nodded his head in affirmation.

"Of course!"

"If you really let the dog bite the important minister of the heaven, you will inevitably be punished."

"No one can save you!"

"Bite him!" Immediately after the prison god Gaotao finished speaking, Erlangshen pointed at Gaotao and yelled loudly.

"Wang Wang!"

The Xiaotian dog moved upon hearing the order, turned into a black shadow, and rushed over.

What the hell!

The prison god Gao Tao was so frightened that his face turned green.

It never occurred to him that the important minister of the heavenly court that Erlang God talked about was actually him.

What a fool!

Gao Tao looked terrified, waved his arm, and a gust of wind swept towards him.

"Go away!"

Gao Tao shouted loudly, then turned around and ran away as if dying.

"Whoops!"

Just two steps after running out, he saw plaster body staggering, and was thrown to the ground by the Xiaotian dog.

"what!!!"

"What the hell are you biting my ass!"

Gao Tao uttered a scream, and almost cried with a grin.

What a bully!
In front of all his subordinates, being bitten by a dog on the buttocks, it is a shame to throw it to grandma's house.

This made him how to lead the prison god temple after the prison god!

Erlang Shen looked excited, looking up at the sky, looking forward expectantly.

"Why haven't you come yet?"

"Shangxian Chen Feng, I am Zhenjun Erlang!"

"I violated the rules of heaven, come and catch me!"

As soon as Erlang Shenxin finished his voice, a prison officer suddenly stepped forward, his legs trembling, and walked in front of the prison god Gaotao.

With a grin, his face was uglier than that of his dead father, and he said tremblingly.

"Master Prison God, I have something to report."

"Report your sister!" Gao Tao, the prison god, howled and said angrily with a black face.

"Didn't you see that I was bitten by a dog!"

"Hurry up and drive this dead dog away!"

"Ah? Oh, oh!" The prison officer looked nervous, and hurriedly bent down, and said to Xiao Tiangou with a smile on his face.

"Shoutiangou, it's almost done."

"My lord begs someone to beat him every day, and he already loses face."

"Let's keep this ass for him."

puff!
Hearing these words, Prison God Gao Tao was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of blood, his face turned green.

What the hell, can you talk!
What do you mean you don't want your face and keep your butt?

What a mess!
Xiaotiangou was quite proud of himself, he immediately let go of his mouth, and returned to Erlangshen's side.

"What's up!"

Gao Tao grinned, stood up with his hands on his buttocks, and yelled at the prison officer with a painful expression on his face.

The prison officer looked nervous, shrank his neck, and said weakly.

"My lord, someone violated the rules of heaven, and the task of sending down punishment falls on me."

Hearing this, Gao Tao, the prison god, was shocked immediately, and immediately raised his head with his hands behind his back, showing a proud expression.

Damn it, it's time to live!
What a time!

Recently, I have been undervalued. Lao Tzu and the Temple of Hell have been underestimated by others.

Finally, it's time to let the gods all over the sky know the majesty of my prison temple!
Gao Tao coughed lightly, but before he could speak, a small wind suddenly blew, and his butt felt cold instantly.

What the hell!

Gao Tao exclaimed, and then remembered that his pants were bitten by the Xiaotian dog.

In a hurry, he hurriedly covered his butt again, with a look of embarrassment on his face.

The majesty that had just been displayed immediately collapsed, that ridiculous appearance made Gao Tao so ashamed that he wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

"What kind of punishment!"

"Is it soul suppression, or knocking down the heavens!"

With a dark face, Gao Tao asked the prison officer angrily.

The prison officer scratched his head and said nervously.

"No, it's not that serious."

"It's just a knock on the head, as a warning."

Hearing this, Gao Tao, the prison god, immediately lost interest. This is almost the lightest punishment, and it cannot reflect the majesty of his prison god at all.

"Okay, I see." Prison God Gao Tao interrupted the prison officer, waved his hands, and said in a bad mood.

"Go and execute!"

"By the way, tell the punished that today is my prison god, Gaotao, who is in a good mood."

"Next time, I have to take him down and beat him up!"

Hearing this, the prison officer's expression changed, and he said in panic, full of embarrassment.

"Master Prison God, I'm afraid it's not right."

"Because this punished..."

"Shut up!" Prison God Gao Tao yelled suddenly, his face full of anger.

Damn it, I was bitten by a dog, already depressed and embarrassing enough.

Now, you, a subordinate, dare to talk back to Lao Tzu and bargain?

If the tiger doesn't show its power, do you think Lao Tzu, the god of hell, is a sick cat?

If you can't cure you, how can I, the prison god, lead the many prison officers in the prison god temple in the future!

Gao Tao's face was gloomy, his eyes were cold and stern, his tone was firm, and he said every word.

"I order you now, and execute it immediately!"

"Otherwise, I will expel your priesthood and demote you to the people of heaven!"

Hearing this, the prison officer couldn't help but change his expression in horror, and his whole body trembled with fright.

If he is really going to be expelled from the priesthood, then his life will be over. Where else can he find such a good job?
do my best!

Gritting his teeth, the prison officer took a deep breath, then turned around suddenly, and walked in front of Erlangshen with an expression of death.

Erlang God frowned, and looked at the prison officer with burning eyes.

The prison officer was terrified, but he was still trembling, and stretched out his arms timidly.

Snapped!
The palm of his hand lightly patted on Erlang Shen's head.

This scene immediately stunned everyone present.

All of them opened their mouths wide in horror, their faces were full of shock, and they were so frightened that they didn't dare to breathe out.

Damn, is this prison officer out of his mind?

He actually went to slap Erlang Shen on the head, is he looking for death?
Even Erlangshen himself was confused. He touched the place that was photographed by the prison officer, but he couldn't react for a long time.

"You, you shoot me?"

At this moment, the prison officer was already shaking into a sieve, sweating non-stop, and said in fear.

"I, my Lord Prison God told me to tell you that today is the day, because he is in a good mood."

"Again, next time, I have to take, take, beat, beat you up!"

puff!
As soon as the prison officer finished speaking, Gao Tao who was next to him staggered and fell to the ground in fright.

Nima!

Gao Tao, the God of Prison, grinned and began to cry.

It's so sad, my subordinates, how could there be such a bastard!

He even dared to slap Erlang God on the head, and why did he use Lao Tzu to threaten Erlang God.

Do you think that I have a long life? You cheated me to death!
"Sir, what's wrong with you?"

"Are you moved by my awe-inspiring justice and fearlessness of power?"

The prison officer looked shocked, looked at Gao Tao who was lying on the ground, and asked in shock.

"I touched your sister!"

"You punished Zhenjun Erlang, why didn't you tell me!"

Prison God Gao Tao gritted his teeth and growled angrily.

The prison officer shrank his neck and said innocently.

"My lord, you didn't let me tell you."

puff!
"You, you..." Gao Tao was so angry that he was speechless.

Don't talk about him, isn't I just pretending to be coercive?
Who knew that the object of punishment was this ancestor!

At this moment Erlangshen, with a livid face, smiled anxiously, looked at Gaotao and nodded.

"Sure, Gaotao, you're really majestic!"

"And beat me out of the shit?"

Gao Tao shivered Lingling, waved his hands quickly, and said in panic.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"

"Bite him!" Gao Tao didn't finish his sentence, Erlangshen stopped shouting, Xiao Tiangou rushed up again.

"what!!!"

Suddenly, a creepy scream sounded in the void.

(End of this chapter)