Warden of Heaven

Chapter 298 Do You Have a Bad Kidney?

After the prophecy, the Riyou God no longer cared about patrolling.

Stepping directly on Xiangyun, he flew towards Taibai Jinxing's mansion.

He wants to personally verify whether his prophecy is accurate or not.

When he was still thousands of meters away from Taibai Jinxing's mansion, Ri Youshen's body shook violently!
What the hell!

Riyoushen's eyes instantly shone brightly, and straightened instantly.

I saw Taibai Jinxing, who had just returned to the mansion at this moment, before he could enter the door, a vague figure suddenly jumped out from nowhere.

Afterwards, a gaudy thing was directly buckled on Taibai Jinxing's head.

Immediately afterwards, a person who looked like a child flew up and kicked Taibai Jinxing over, riding on it was a violent beating.

At the same time, there was a dog riding on Taibai Jinxing's head, pretending to enjoy it, not knowing what it was doing.

After fighting for 5 minutes, the two men fled quickly and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Taibai Jinxing got up from the ground and cursed loudly.

He reached out and touched his head, it was sticky and smelly, his body shook, and he almost lost his breath.

"Hahaha, it's shit!"

"Nimma, that dog was shitting just now!"

Riyoushen was in the distance, laughing so hard that he almost lost his breath.

This is too platinum star, so it's miserable.

Not only was he beaten, but he also had a dog shit on his neck, which was unlucky.

"There's a pile of shit on my head, it's disgusting to think about it!"

"Hurry up and take a shower!"

Ri Youshen looked at Taibai Jinxing, who was jumping and cursing, and was speechless in his heart.

boom!
As soon as he had this thought, a black object suddenly fell from the sky and landed in front of Taibai Jinxing.

"Honey, come take a shower!"

Whoosh!
Tieguai Li looked wretched, grabbed Taibai Jinxing by the ankle, and threw him into the bathtub.

Taibai Jinxing's face was moved, with tears streaming down his face, he choked up and said to Tieguai Li with great sincerity.

"Old man, only you are the best to me!"

Tieguai Li remained indifferent, but raised his head to look at the sky, and shouted loudly.

"I peeked at Taibai Jinxing taking a bath!"

"I peeked at Taibai Jinxing taking a bath!"

Taibai Jinxing was anxious for a while, and hurriedly persuaded him.

"Old Tie, I said it on the first day, you can watch it as you like, and I am willing to let you watch it."

"But you really don't shout, you want face, you want face!"

"Come on, take a closer look!"

Taibai Jinxing stood up from the bathtub, stretched out her arms, and showed it in front of Tieguai Li.

vomit~
"I still have something to do, you wash slowly!"

"Don't worry, I will always be by your side!"

Whoosh!
Tieguai Li flew directly into the air, fled in embarrassment, and almost fell from the clouds several times in disgust.

Ri Youshen was in the distance, but he was dumbfounded, already dumbfounded.

It took a long time to wake up, and then an uncontrollable ecstasy flooded my heart.

"Damn it, it's come true, it's all come true!"

Ri Youshen was so excited all of a sudden, his body couldn't help it, and he trembled violently.

Just now, I predicted that Taibai Jinxing would be beaten when he returned home.

As a result, as soon as Taibai Jinxing arrived at the door, he was sacked and beaten violently.

I said something subconsciously again, don't hurry up and take a shower.

As a result, the bathtub fell from the sky!

Not only did the prophecy successfully become a reality, but there were still two of them at once!

This is not a prophet, what is!
Riyou Shen grinned, and couldn't help crying.

Why, why didn't I discover the ability to predict until now!

If he had shown this ability earlier, he wouldn't have become such a badass, patrolling the streets every day!

A deep remorse and unwillingness surged up from Ri Youshen's heart in an instant.

"Unrecognized talent, unrecognized talent!"

Ri Youshen sighed a few times, his eyes gradually became firm, and his heroic spirit shot straight to the sky.

Now that his talent has been discovered.

Then you must use it well, maybe one day you will be appreciated by the Jade Emperor, and you will reach the sky in one step!

Of course, I have always been low-key, and I can't be arrogant about my talents.

Everything starts from the most basic!
Thinking of this, Ri Youshen fiddled for a while, and after a while, his whole person changed.

I saw Riyoushen's jacket, with a sentence on the front and back.

"I don't know the past."

"I control the future."

In his hand, he also held a cloth banner for fortune-telling, with four big characters written on it.

"No money!"

Cough!

"Foretelling, fortune telling!"

"Accurate prophecy, no fools!"

"Those who come from the south and those who go north, it's okay to eat well, and those who are idle are hurting, come and try to prophesy!"

Riyoushen coughed twice, and then with a proud face, with infinite vision for the future, he started his career as a part-time magic stick.

At this moment, Chen Feng was walking on the commercial street with a dull expression on his face.

All kinds of bags are hung on the two arms, as if it has become a walking clothes hanger.

Xue Wanying was in front, humming a ditty and jumping happily, indescribably happy.

"Senior Little Kuanglong, there is another business district ahead."

"Let's hurry up, try to finish shopping before it gets dark, and then go to the next one!"

Xue Wanying turned her head, smiled sweetly at Chen Feng, and said cheerfully.

puff!
When Chen Feng heard this, he almost fell to the ground, his face turned green.

Nima, still shopping!

Moreover, after browsing this one, is there a script for the next one?

Brother, I quit!

Chen Feng's intestines are full of remorse, isn't he asking for advice on cultivation?

Feelings, your major is shopping, and martial arts is just a side job!

"Well, I need to go to the bathroom!"

Seeing that there was a bathroom next to him, Chen Feng hurriedly stopped and said with grief and indignation.

"You've only been shopping for a while, and you're going to the toilet."

"Senior Little Kuanglong, do you have a bad kidney?"

Xue Wanting blinked her big cute eyes, looked at Chen Feng, and asked innocently and weakly.

puff!
Chen Feng felt a pain in his chest, and almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

What the hell is wrong with your kidneys!
Brother is such a strong man, full of kidney strength, both stamina and explosive power are off the charts!
Chen Feng's face turned green, and he couldn't figure it out. It's been a while since we saw each other. How could Xue Wanying look like a different person!

That's abominable!

boom!
Chen Feng directly put all the clothes bags on his arms on the side of the road.

Then, with a dark face, he entered the bathroom.

As soon as he came in, Chen Feng was so wronged that he almost cried.

Bad luck, I will never trust women again, especially beautiful ones.

After walking around the street, the combat power of women has soared tenfold, killing all men in seconds.

Chen Feng found a partition, locked the door, and his eyes flashed brightly.

"Why did something happen again in Heavenly Court?"

"Moreover, there are several arrest targets."

"Let's go and have a look first!"

hum!
With a thought, Chen Feng disappeared.

Immortal world, next to the East China Sea.

Tieguai Li and the others were all gnawing on the faucet while looking up at the sky.

Everyone stared blankly, and their necks were sore.

"It's been more than an hour, why hasn't Chen Feng Shangxian come?"

"It's getting dark, isn't it time to get off work?"

hum!
Several people were talking listlessly, when suddenly the sky darkened, and a huge coercion descended from the sky.

"Haha, here we come!"

Tieguai Li and others were overjoyed when they saw the prison appear.

But before he could react, he saw a figure approaching him as fast as lightning.

Then, with a look of anger, he took off his shoes!

(End of this chapter)