Daqin's voice was stolen by Yingzheng at the beginning

Chapter 222 You Are So Happy, Could You Eat Shit?

In Xianyang City, famous families are like locusts crossing the street.

Headed to Mi's house in a hurry.

At the same time, the branch of the Yan family was ordered by Wu Zizhong, and they were also prepared to provoke them.

For a moment, the Mi family was miserable.

"You bastards, old man, this old man is going to sue."

Master Mi was furious, but he didn't dare to move.

Although the news had already been learned on the way, it was already too late.

At the same time, the Yan family was even more terrifying, directly bringing a large number of servants with them.

Rushed in the door without saying a word and started to grab it.

After other officials saw this, they also joined the ranks of robbery.

Originally, everyone began to think about talking about it, and let Master Mi contribute a little.

But who would have thought that Mr. Yan would not play cards according to the routine.

"Master Yan, you, why are you doing this? Didn't you agree to discuss it first?"

Zhao Gao was surprised, it was different from what he thought.

"Oh, Mr. Zhao, it's already this time, do you still want to discuss it?"

"Hurry up and grab the handle, if you don't grab it, yours will be gone later."

After the words fell to the ground, Lord Yan continued to rob.

Bags of grain were continuously taken out and dragged away.

Watching Zhao Gao keep swallowing.

"I'll go, Mr. Yan, you are amazing, save some for me."

After other officials saw this scene.

directly changed the means.

Join the ranks of robbery.

discuss?Discuss shit, the fuck has started to rob, who will discuss with you?

After seeing Lord Yan's behavior, other official families rushed to the front one by one.

Zhao Gao was dumbfounded.

Can you still do this?

Watching the grain in the granary decrease at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Zhao Gao was in a hurry.

"Don't grab it, save some for Benling."

"Come on, call the Imperial Forest Army to this order."

If you want to grab it, you have to grab it hard.

Zhao Gao is not a loser.

Since he wanted to rob, it must be Zhao Gao who wanted to rob the most, so as to be in line with his status.

"You bastards, you bastards."

"Old man's food, save some for me."

Master Mi stood in the middle and wept loudly.

"Master Mi, help me, I can't carry this bag of old clothes."

"roll--."

Master Yan saw that Zhao Gao's eating was so ugly, he was very indignant.

"Bastard, it's so ugly to eat, that's good."

"Come here, order our people to change into the clothes of other adults and grab them for me."

"Don't let go of tables and chairs, don't let go of women."

Master Yan became ruthless, since he wanted to play, he had to play ruthlessly.

It just so happened that Wu Zizhong had an explanation, so go ahead and try to stir up conflicts between the two parties as much as possible.

On the other side, Wu Zizhong came to the First Emperor.

"Your Majesty, are you messing with me?"

Wu Zizhong walked in, just in time to see Shi Huangdi's excited face.

[What's going on?Could it be that this Zulong ate shit?so happy? 】

shit.

This turn is too fast.

The first emperor fell to the ground without support.

You bastard, go eat shit, I just made it, it smells so good.

"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?"

Wu Zizhong hurried over.

"Your Majesty, don't scare me. If you die, I won't be able to live."

You bastard, I'm fine.

"You just died, I'm alive and well."

The first emperor was very depressed. Is there anyone who praises you so much?

The reason I am happy is to eat shit?Nonsense.

"That's good, that's good, then why can't you stand still?"

Wu Zizhong looked at the first emperor's legs.

[Hey, is it possible that your leg is broken? 】

[Fortunately, it's just a broken leg, as long as the person is not dead. 】

bang.

The first emperor was completely taken aback this time.

"Your Majesty, don't scare me, get up quickly."

The first emperor was so angry that he couldn't take it anymore.

"You, you... wait a minute, I'll pinch down the people and trouble you again."

Helpless, the first emperor could only save himself.

"Don't, Your Majesty, have you forgotten that I am a miracle doctor?"

"It's right to leave this life-saving thing to me."

"Come here, let me see where you are broken? Or are you missing an arm or a leg?"

I am speechless, I have nothing to say.

The first emperor got up, tears were about to flow out.

It's so hard to communicate.

I'm obviously fine, but you told him something was going to happen to him.

"Okay, I'm fine, go away and cool off."

The first emperor was about to collapse, and suddenly realized that talking to Wu Zizhong felt like death.

"Okay."

After Wu Zizhong sat down, a slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

[Quack quack, Zulong, pretend to fall in front of me?It's comfortable. 】

[I still don't believe that I can't deal with you, are you angry now?Are you happy? 】

【Do you really want to beat me up?Come on, I beg you. 】

Gazizi.

The first emperor's fists were clenched.

Hearing Wu Zizhong's voice, Shi Huangdi wished to slap him.

But I can't beat it, and I don't know what the guy in front of me ate.

The whole body is full of strength.

Forget it, I don't care about him, I still want to live a few more years.

Thinking of this, Shi Huangdi took a deep breath.

"I came to you this time to ask you what to do next."

What should I do?Isn't this obvious?

"Your Majesty, it's very simple. Next step, I'm going to go back to Wujiabao."

shit
Shi Huang almost lost his footing again, this turn was too fast.

"Going home? Does this have something to do with the big event?"

The First Emperor was also puzzled, he couldn't understand everything Wu Zizhong did.

Could it be that it is really necessary to go back to Wujiabao this time?
"Lang Zhongling, do you have your arrangements and plans for returning to Wujiabao this time?"

"No, I just feel homesick."

bang.

The first emperor was struck by lightning again.

"Ahem, what? Go home?"

"Right? Can't you?"

Wu Zizhong was also dumbfounded.

[Could it be that I can't go home?First Emperor, do you want me to greet the eighteen generations of your ancestors? 】

puff--.

The first emperor was about to vomit blood.

Bastard, when did I say you can't go back?Hurry up and get out, the farther you get out the better, I'm annoyed by it.

"Yes, of course."

The First Emperor struggled to sit upright.

Wu Zizhong gave Lei several times to speak like this today.

If Wu Zizhong stayed a little longer, the first emperor would probably be spoiled.

"Haha, that's right, Your Majesty, hitting the sun is worse than hitting the sun. I'm going to leave today."

"Well wait."

The first emperor suddenly remembered, and immediately said:

"Don't forget, tell Lord Wubao that after three months, I want [-] BMWs."

"What? Twenty thousand BMWs?"

Wu Zizhong was surprised.

"What do you want so much for? Robbing houses? Or fighting with someone?"

No, I can't take it anymore.

"Bastard, what the hell are you doing to rob houses? Why do I want BMWs besides fighting wars?"

"Is it possible to be an offering to the ancestors?"

Suddenly, the first emperor's angry voice came.

Wu Zizhong was startled.

"Don't, don't, just be an ancestor."

[Bastard, you actually enshrined the horse as your ancestor, why?Your ancestors were horses? 】

【Give up the horse, why don't you give me back as an ancestor. 】

bang.

The First Emperor was completely taken aback.

"Ahem, get out—"

"Okay."

(End of this chapter)