Daqin's voice was stolen by Yingzheng at the beginning

Chapter 380 Which bastard is farting, it stinks
The servants were busy immediately, and all the officials who watched were confused.

"Is this a joke again?"

"Could it be something delicious again?"

The butler on the side almost fell into the pit when he heard it.

"Ahem, that's right, it's a good thing, you can eat whatever you want later."

After speaking, I was still sweating. Can people eat this thing?This is pulled.

"Hey, sure enough, being an official in the same dynasty as your lord, these people really have different tastes."

"Adults like to eat Xiang, and they like to eat too."

The housekeeper said without knowing that there was a dark face behind him.

"What the hell will I eat your uncle?"

Wu Zizhong kicked it hard.

"What bastard, my lord, why are you kicking me?"

Superficially complaining, secretly guilty.

"I beat you to death, you like to eat this stuff."

"Stay in the pit and don't come out. How dare they speak ill of me behind my back? It's unreasonable."

Wu Zizhong left with a dark face, and the housekeeper got up.

"My mother, the ghost is still there."

On the other side, Wu Zizhong was surrounded by a group of officials.

"Lang Zhongling, the flood in Hebei is too urgent and resources are in short supply."

"Lang Zhongling, there is a famine in the northwest"

"Lang Zhong Ling"

In an instant, Wu Zizhong's head grew bigger.

"Okay, come one by one, why worry?"

"Also, I can't do this kind of good thing alone by calling the First Emperor over here."

If you want to be clean, there is no door, and I am not an emperor.

"My lord, that, His Majesty fell asleep in the backyard."

The butler came back, this made Wu Zizhong very uncomfortable.

"Damn it, I'm so busy as hell, you still want to sleep?"

After glancing at the officials, Wu Zizhong immediately said:
"Come on, come with me to find Lao Ying, who is quite a hands-off shopkeeper? Impossible."

A large group of people ran into the backyard, just in time to see Shi Huangdi lying leisurely on Wu Zizhong's hammock.

"Yeah? What is this under your Majesty?"

"Looks like it's very comfortable to lie down on."

"I want one too."

Wu Zizhong rolled his eyes.

"Tch, I don't know."

Then walked over.

"Your Majesty? Your Majesty?"

"Huh? I'm resting, go away."

Forehead?
Wu Zizhong was stunned.

[Okay, Lao Ying, I am getting more and more courageous, not only did I sleep in my hammock, but why did he let me get out? 】

Suddenly, Emperor Shihuang opened his eyes and was shocked.

"Lang Zhongling, Lang Zhongling, where are you?"

Suddenly jumped up.

"Hahaha, Lang Zhongling, I love you so much."

As he said that, Emperor Shihuang still held onto Wu Zizhong's shoulder.

"This thing is good, give it to me."

The first emperor said that he was going to collect it.

"Old Win, what are you doing? That's mine."

"I know, you gave it to me."

Having said that, the movements of the hands are not slow at all.

"When did I give it to you? I repeat, it's mine."

"I know, it's mine now, do you have an opinion?"

The first emperor turned around and said:
"Ask the officials? If I want something from you, it will give you a lot of face. Why, don't you look down on my face?"

As soon as the words fell, Wu Zizhong secretly said that it was not good, and Lao Ying actually played tricks.

As expected, the civil and military officials spoke immediately.

"That's right, Lang Zhongling, this thing is just right for His Majesty."

"Look how stingy you are. You have quite a lot of property. Are you reluctant to part with just such a thing?"

All the officials, civil and military, made Wu Zizhong's expression very ugly.

"Old Win, you did it on purpose."

"Hey, that's right, I did it on purpose, what can you do?"

The First Emperor looked smug.

"Who the hell told you to beat me? It's not too much for me to take something from you."

Wu Zizhong was furious.

"Okay, okay, not too much, not too much at all."

"Then Your Majesty, it is your duty to deal with the affairs of the court. It is not too much to entrust so many problems to you."

shit.

The first emperor was terrified on the spot.

"Don't let us have something to talk about. You know, these are the most troublesome things for me. Come on, you're good."

"No."

【Hmph, what the hell did he want to run after taking my things?no way. 】

Wu Zizhong turned around and said:
"Come, come, Your Majesty is here, if you have any questions, please ask."

"His Majesty."

In an instant, all civil and military officials surrounded the first emperor.

"Fuck you, bastard, you don't talk about martial arts."

"You stop for me, if you want to die, everyone will die together."

He grabbed Wu Zizhong and pressed it down forcefully.

"Want to run? No way."

Then he shouted loudly:

"Dear dears, if you have any questions, ask them now, and I and Lang Zhongling will help you answer them."

For a moment, all the civil and military officials began to chatter.

"Wait, wait."

Wu Zizhong was so flustered that he immediately took out the mask and put it on his mouth after calling for a stop.

"Huh? Lang Zhongling, what are you?"

"Nothing? I just don't want to smell something."

Shi Huang rolled his eyes.

"Take care of the problem quickly."

As long as Wu Zizhong is willing to deal with the problem, let alone wearing a mask, even if he wears underpants on his head, Shi Huangdi will not say anything.

Afterwards, in this backyard, they began to talk freely about family and country affairs.

At the beginning, everyone was still very attentive and kept asking questions one by one.

The first emperor heard it clearly and clearly.

After a while, however, things went wrong.

"My dear friends, what's the matter with you?"

"Everyone feels suffocated."

Seeing that the faces of all the officials turned into pig liver colors, Shi Huang was very puzzled.

"Huh? It's nothing."

"Yes, Your Majesty, we have nothing."

After saying this, the officials felt even more uncomfortable.

"You guys are so boring."

After the first emperor finished speaking, he sat down again.

But Wu Zizhong laughed out loud.

【boring?Hahaha, of course it's boring, I hope you can still be so calm later on. 】

Wu Zizhong knew that these officials must have had diarrhea after eating undercooked meat.

It's just that I can bear it now, if it takes a while, the good show will start.

The first emperor was also surprised when he heard his heartfelt voice.

Strange, no, there is a problem.

"Okay, my lords, continue to ask questions."

As Wu Zizhong spoke, his body slowly moved back a little.

The first emperor still didn't know why, so he sat very close to the officials.

While he was talking, all of a sudden.

"puff--."

There was a foul stench.

"Ouch, it stinks, that bastard farted, he really stinks."

Emperor Shi Huang covered his nose, looking extremely ugly.

"Your Majesty, the old minister is at fault, and the old minister can't hold back anymore."

The first emperor was so angry that he really wanted to slap him to death, but... that's all, I can bear it.

"Hold it, and continue to ask questions."

"puff--."

Suddenly, another voice appeared.

The first emperor's face suddenly became ugly again.

"I told you, hold it back, let me hold it back, it stinks to death."

"Continue to ask questions."

Just said a word or two.

"puff--."

"Fuck."

(End of this chapter)