Chapter 383
At this time, the civil and military officials came slowly.

"Meet Your Majesty."

One by one was exhausted and the stench was suffocating.

"Fuck, it stinks, get out of here."

The First Emperor jumped up, and immediately took the mask in his hand and put it on.

"A bunch of bums who haven't eaten in a few lifetimes, are you comfortable now?"

The first emperor understood the ins and outs, and of course he was not in a good mood when he saw the officials.

"Your Majesty is wronged."

All the officials complained.

Pointing at Lang Zhongling suddenly, he said:
"Your Majesty, this must be Lang Zhongling's good deed."

"Yes, it must be him, he just wants to watch us make a fool of ourselves."

In an instant, complaints began.

Wu Zizhong on the side was dumbfounded.

[Your sister, your method of framing is really one set. 】

[He actually used it on Lao Tzu, don't you know that Lao Tzu is the ancestor of this aspect? 】

Wu Zizhong was very upset and immediately refuted.

"shut up."

"I said you bastards, when did I mess with you? Stop talking nonsense."

Suddenly, Feng Xiang stood up.

"Lang Zhongling, how dare you say it's not you?"

Other officials also echoed.

"That's right, we don't have diarrhea after eating so much on weekdays."

"As a result, I would have diarrhea as soon as I ate your food. If you hadn't been a hindrance, would we have done this?"

Damn it.
At this moment, Wu Zizhong felt that a scholar had met a soldier.

He looked at Shi Huangdi suddenly.

"Old Win, aren't you going to say a few words?"

The first emperor looked troubled:
"What can I say? What else can I say?"

Forehead.
The scene was wrong, Wu Zizhong felt that Emperor Shi Huang was going to trick him again.

Sure enough, all the officials were in trouble.

"Lang Zhongling, you can see, His Majesty is not willing to speak for you anymore."

"Hmph, what else do you have to deny? Hurry up and recruit."

"That's right, we won't eat you again, what are you afraid of?"

Wu Zizhong couldn't stand the stinky mouth full of bad breath.

"Yeah, you bastards, what are you doing? Is it necessary for me to punish you?"

"It's not like playing with you guys? Do I need to do this?"

Wu Zizhong got into trouble, didn't he want to mess around?Come on, who is afraid of whom?
All of a sudden, civil and military officials were ugly, and few people knew that Wu Zizhong's ability to mess around was unmatched by anyone.

For a moment I felt Alexander.

"Then how do you explain the pit outside?"

Suddenly, a voice came, and Wu Zizhong looked at it, and suddenly his face was not good.

"Feng Quji, it's you again, have you drifted away these days?"

But at this moment Feng Quji and the others are not afraid of Wu Zizhong.

"Lang Zhongling, we'll talk about repairing people later, you'd better explain the pitfalls outside first."

"Yes, that's right, it caused us to be naked in front of those women, and this old face is completely humiliated."

"You must have dug it in advance, you must know that we will have diarrhea."

Puff——.

Suddenly, Emperor Shihuang who was on the side laughed.

Bare stator?Still in front of the golden girl?

"Hahaha, funny, really funny, hahaha."

Wu Zizhong's face turned dark.

"You're laughing like a hammer."

[Bastard, this wave of losses is huge, the women in my house actually looked at the stators of these old bastards? 】

【Heaven, earth, this is not something that humans do. 】

【This is the girl I selected carefully, and she was ruined by this bunch of animals just like that. 】

Hearing the heartfelt voice, Shi Huang laughed even more wildly.

Let you be embarrassed, you deserve it now.

The first emperor was overjoyed.

Wu Zizhong suddenly looked at the civil and military officials.

"Bastard, what the hell am I going to kill you today, you bastards."

"That's the eldest daughter of Lao Tzu's house. You spoiled me just like that. I'll beat you to death."

Wu Zizhong picked up a stick and rushed over.

"Fuck, Lang Zhongling, you... what are you doing?"

All the officials fled immediately.

"Lang Zhongling, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, you don't talk about martial arts."

"I'm talking about your sister, look for a fight."

"what--"

Feng Quji bears the brunt of being pinned to the ground by Wu Zizhong.

"Let you light the stator."

"Snapped."

"Let you spoil my girl."

"Snapped."

"Don't you know that Lao Tzu is the ancestor of this aspect if you dare to mess with me?"

"Ah, my ass."

Feng Quji screamed in pain.

"Lang Zhongling, your uncle, a gentleman speaks but does not move, I look down on you, ah——"

Feng Quji dies like a duck with a hard mouth.

"Okay, come on, come on, I will speak."

He grabbed it and bit it down.

"Fuck, you are so despicable, ah——"

Wu Zizhong bit down, but in the next moment, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Damn it, it stinks."

Let go of your mouth suddenly.

"Feng Quji, what the hell have you done? Why is it so stinky?"

Limping away, Feng Quji said:
"Lang Zhongling, I'm sorry, I couldn't find anything after pulling it just now, so I rolled it twice with my cuff by the way."

what?
"vomit--."

Wu Zizhong spat it out on the spot.

"Hahaha, okay, okay, Lang Zhongling really has a hobby of eating xiang, hahaha."

The first emperor smiled, and immediately said to the civil and military officials:

"You all remember clearly. Lang Zhongling likes to eat this dish. When you visit your house in the future, don't forget this dish, hahaha."

After he finished speaking, Emperor Shihuang laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

All the officials nodded immediately.

"Yes, yes, the old man must be ready to warm it up then."

I care about your code.

"vomit--."

The gall was vomited out, and after hearing this, Wu Zizhong seemed to hit a wall.

It took a long time to recover.

"Feng Quji, your uncle, you actually use cuffs, it's so fucking smelly, you are amazing, vomit."

"Hmph, what's the matter? Anyway, it's all in the pants, so I don't care about it."

Feng Quji was very righteous, which made Wu Zizhong unacceptable.

"On the contrary, it's Lang Zhongling. The truth is that Lang Zhongling likes to eat this stuff."

"If we knew this earlier, we shouldn't have been dragged into the pit at the beginning, and it would be nice to leave it to Lang Zhongling."

After the words fell, the other officials immediately nodded in agreement.

"That's right, it's Lang Zhongling who I'm waiting for."

"That's right, everyone hold back for a while, and the doctor's order will be satisfied later."

I am Cao your sister, I am dead.

Bang, Wu Zizhong passed out directly.

"Lang Zhongling, what's wrong with you?"

Feng Quji was in a hurry and ran over immediately, not forgetting to fan the wind with his cuff.

"Hurry up, work harder, Lang Zhongling has passed out, keep the air flowing."

Wu Zizhong woke up slowly, but suddenly he smelled a bad smell coming towards him.

"Fuck."

Completely fainted on the spot.

This scene made Emperor Shihuang laugh so hard that he almost went to heaven.

"Okay, okay, hahaha, almost, hahaha."

The first emperor knew that it was almost done, but he just couldn't stop himself from smiling.

"You really misunderstood Lang Zhongling."

Hearing what the first emperor said, all the officials were stunned.

"Your Majesty, what do you mean by that?"

The First Emperor suppressed his laughter, and said:
"You guys really misunderstood Lang Zhongling. The meat you ate hasn't been cooked yet. It's no wonder if you don't pull it."

Afterwards, Emperor Shi Huang explained, and everyone understood.

"Oh my god, Lang Zhongling, don't die."

Everyone was scared, one by one immediately rushed over to help Wu Zizhong up, shaking in a panic.

"The doctor wants you to wake up."

"You can't die."

Amidst the shaking, Wu Zizhong finally woke up, but the stench rushed towards him.

"Ah, I'm dead."

Passed out again.

(End of this chapter)

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