Daqin's voice was stolen by Yingzheng at the beginning

Chapter 420 What the hell am I eating?

Chapter 420 What the hell am I eating?

The first emperor's face was extremely ugly. How could he not know now that the threshold was definitely something left on it when some ministers went out to clean it up just now.

"Lang Zhongling, I have checked."

The little eunuch could indeed see clearly.

The first emperor became anxious, and immediately slapped the little eunuch, signaling not to speak.

But is it possible?This is a person from Dongchang.

"What did you see?"

"Lang Zhongling, Zajia saw a puddle of urine."

Fuck it, Emperor Shi Huang's face was ugly, and he warned the little eunuch with stern eyes that you are in trouble.

Wu Zizhong nodded.

"Oh, it's pee, wait, pee? Damn it."

Wu Zizhong suddenly jumped up.

"Ah, my old waist hurts."

Wu Zizhong ate and grinned again, and had to sit on a chair.

"Old Win, why do you pee?"

Hearing this, Manchu Wenwu was terrified for a moment.

Shi Huang didn't know how to answer for a while.

"Haha, yes, how could there be urine?"

He suddenly looked at the little eunuch and said:

"Look at it again to see if it's really urine."

While talking, he gave a warning.

However, the little eunuch didn't buy it at all.

"Your Majesty, you don't need to look at it, the miscellaneous family still knows this thing."

Don't you know?Dealing with these things for Emperor Shihuang every day, so fucking familiar.

"Damn it, you bastard, your head has lived on a dog."

The first emperor was very angry, can't you find a step down?

The little eunuch is also ugly.

Your Majesty, I also want to find a way to go down, but I dare not lie to the Lord.

He knew that once he lied to Wu Zizhong, he would be committing an offense against the superior, and Dongchang's rules were very strict.

Wu Zizhong's expression turned ugly.

"Okay, old win, please."

"Huh? Please? What do you mean?"

These words directly confused the first emperor's question, and Wu Zizhong explained:
"Please start your sophistry."

What?quibble?

Do I need to argue?

But looking at Wu Zizhong's eyes, the first emperor hesitated.

"Snapped--."

Suddenly, he slapped the dragon platform.

"Well, now that things are up, I won't go around in circles anymore."

As soon as these words came out, the ministers in the hall became anxious one by one.

"This is what they did, it has nothing to do with me."

The first emperor suddenly pointed at the officials.

"My dear friends, I'm really sorry, I can't bear this blame."

I don't dare to recite it, this bastard can do it if he can say it.

If I really want to lick that thing, where will I put my face.

"Is it you?"

Wu Zizhong looked at it suddenly, and all the officials were so frightened that they immediately knelt down.

"Lang Zhongling, please forgive me."

"We can't hold back either."

Can't hold back?What the hell are you lying to?

"what is the problem?"

The officials did not dare to hide it anymore, and explained one by one immediately.

Wu Zizhong was also surprised when he heard it.

"Old Win, is that the case?"

Shi Huang's complexion became ugly.

"Ahem, what, don't I want to give you the highest treatment? In the end, I forgot that everyone is human and needs inner understanding."

"Well, accident, accident."

Hearing this, Wu Zizhong felt much better.

【Hmph, you're smart, I'll let you off this time. 】

Hearing the voice of the heart, Shi Huang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

but
[Wait, that's not right, according to Baiguan, the floor is not dirty. 】

【I just licked the floor, my god, maybe I ate that thing. 】

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The first emperor's heart jumped suddenly, and he panicked.

Ruined.

Wu Zizhong asked with some doubts:

"Old Win, you mean that the floor has been cleaned by someone?"

"Huh? Uh? Yes, yes, it's been cleaned, it's been cleaned."

The first emperor's lies are all righteous words, but Wu Zizhong didn't believe it after seeing it.

"is it?"

"Yes, do I need to lie to you?"

[No, I didn't notice it just now, but now that I think about it, there is something salty on the ground, it shouldn't smell like this after cleaning it. 】

Oops, something is going to happen.

This was the only thought in Shi Huang's mind.

"Old Win, were those bastards cleaning the floor just now? Call me out and ask."

No.

The first emperor's face was even uglier than crying.

"Ahem, this, it's unnecessary."

"No, it's very necessary. This matter must be understood."

【Are you kidding me? I can't be wronged. My dignified Lang Zhongling actually went to eat that stuff. It's unforgivable. 】

The First Emperor knew that if this matter was not made clear, it would not be over.

Finally, under Wu Zizhong's constant insistence, the group of guards who cleaned the floor came over.

After questioning, Wu Zizhong ran away on the spot.

"Damn it, you said it was just wiped and not washed with water?"

"That's right."

Hearing the answer, Wu Zizhong was overwhelmed in an instant.

"I'm sick——."

"Water, give me water quickly, vomit—."

[My god, what the hell did I do to eat that thing?I'm dead. 】

Wu Zizhong felt extremely depressed, and Shi Huangdi was horrified when he heard his heartfelt voice.

You can't seek death, what the hell will Daqin do if you die?

"Old Win——, I won't let you go."

"Huh? I didn't pull it out."

The first emperor was confused, what does this have to do with me?
"I don't care, who the hell told you to let these guys sit here and wait? It's all your fault."

"vomit--."

Wu Zizhong vomited and scolded his mother at the same time.

This is so inhumane.

"What are you still doing in a daze? Wash it for me, wash it quickly, vomit."

Well, the majestic Qilin Hall has completely turned into a bathhouse.

The ministers stood aside one by one, and the guards kept squatting and cleaning.

"What are you still doing in a daze? You pulled this thing out. Do you want to watch it?"

All the yellow water that Wu Zizhong vomited came out, really he is not human.

"Okay. Let's clean it, hurry up, someone lend me a rag."

"Shit, no, quickly take off the official uniform, hurry up."

A group of ministers got busy, and if they didn't work hard at this time, they would not be able to eat and walk around.

Especially Feng Quji, he worked even harder.

But he knew that Wu Zizhong had really suffered a big loss this time, and he was not sure that he would really be doomed.

"You... you are in official uniforms, you bastards are too lawless."

The first emperor looked anxiously, the majestic official clothes of the Qin Dynasty were actually used to wipe the floor?

"Ah? Why is this official uniform in my hand?"

"I, I don't know either?"

All of them were so frightened that they immediately dropped their clothes, untied their belts and began to wash the floor.

The well-endowed Qilin Temple is now a pair of white chopping chickens, as if squatting on the ground and laying eggs.

(End of this chapter)

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