Daqin's voice was stolen by Yingzheng at the beginning

Chapter 43 I want to go to the toilet

Chapter 43 I want to go to the toilet
"What? Your Majesty, are you sick? Where is it? Why didn't I see it?"

Wu Zizhong began to play dumb.

"Lang Zhongling, I order you to take it out, hurry up."

【My dear, this is robbery, no way, there are only ten in total, this is the magic weapon of the cholera harem after the young master. 】

puff--.

Emperor Shihuang spat out a mouthful of old blood from his heart.

You bastard, even now you still want to get the attention of my harem.

Hmph, since you don't give it, then you can't blame me.

Thinking of this, the first emperor grabbed Wu Zizhong.

"Hey, what are you going to do, what are you doing? Robbery, robbery, Emperor Shihuang's robbery."

"Wang Ben, hurry up and bring the army over to beat him up, oh—don't touch there."

How could Wu Zizhong stand up to the first emperor, a martial artist?
But I searched all over and couldn't find it.

"Lang Zhongling, where did you put it?"

"Your Majesty, the subject is gone."

Gone?Do you think you can fool me?
"Lang Zhongling, how can you get it out?"

【take it out?That's impossible, this is the magic weapon for the young master's cholera harem in the future. 】

The first emperor was so angry that he wished he could slap Wu Zizhong to death.

But then he calmed down and thought:
Although the concubine is important, my eternal dominance is even more important.

If it is really possible to prolong life, even if I exchange it with Concubine Zheng, it will be fine?
Well, that's right, just like that, a concubine is nothing compared to my long life dream.

After thinking so much, Emperor Shihuang also smiled.

"Lang Zhongling, my adopted son, how about I agree to any request of yours?"

While talking, a hand has already moved towards Tianwen.

After Wu Zizhong saw this scene, his heart skipped a beat.

The meaning is obvious, either give it to the first emperor and make a request, or die.

[It's over, this bastard is not going to kill people, I'm so scared. 】

"Your Majesty, I have something to talk about."

"Hmph, why don't you take it out quickly? If you dare to lie to me, your head will fall to the ground immediately."

Wu Zizhong shrank his head in fright.

"Your Majesty, you can do it, I will give it, can I still do it?"

[Bastard, this is the first time I've seen such a despicable person, Ying Zheng, count yourself as cruel. 】

Perhaps Wu Zizhong didn't know that Emperor Shihuang was almost insane in his pursuit of longevity.

At this time, it is already a great favor from heaven and earth to be able to hold back without killing people and seizing treasures.

Looking at the pill that Wu Zizhong took out from his hand.

The first emperor trembled all over.

"The elixir of life, the elixir of life, hahaha, I finally found it."

Seeing the madness of the first emperor, Wu Zizhong was very uncomfortable.

"Your Majesty, this pill is just a pill for curing diseases, not an elixir of life."

However, the First Emperor did not believe it:

"Really? Then what do you mean by guaranteeing to live ten or eight more years?"

[It's over, this dragon is crazy about the elixir of life, isn't it me? 】

"Your Majesty, it's not so mysterious. It's just that after Wang Jian's physical illnesses are eliminated, he can still live for ten or eight years, which is not what His Majesty thinks."

"haha, really?"

The first emperor didn't believe it at all, he had heard Wu Zizhong's heart clearly before.

He swallowed it in one gulp, and ran away immediately.

"Your Majesty, where are you going?"

"Find a place to go to the bathroom."

With Wang Jian's previous example, Shi Huangdi had already started looking for a place in advance.

"Hey, Zulong, you owe me a huge favor."

"You have been poisoned by your so-called elixir."

"Now that I have saved you with a Qubing Pill, if you want to die again, there is nothing I can do."

Looking at the back of the first emperor, Wu Zizhong also sighed.

"Hey, it's okay, there are eight left, I still have some to play with."

In an instant, Wu Zizhong burst out laughing.

"Quack quack quack, I guess Daqin is still very bad at the so-called intercourse skills, hahaha, let the young master teach them well."

Wu Zizhong walked towards Wang Jian's gate with a smile on his face.

"Lang Zhongling, where are you going?"

Suddenly, Wang Jian came over, and after some washing at this moment, his whole person changed.

"Wang Jian? Did I make you look younger?"

"Oh? Really? Thank you Lang Zhongling for rejuvenating your hand. This general feels the same way."

Indeed, Wang Jian finally felt the strength he had not seen for a long time today, but his body was old and could not return to its peak.

Wang Ben on the side also cupped his hands in thanks.

"Thank you Lang Zhongling for your rescue. I misunderstood you before, and I hope Lang Zhongling will not be angry."

"Haha, it's okay, I'm not as stingy as you guys, it's okay."

I'll go, Wang Jian and his son are embarrassed.

"Ahem, Lang Zhongling, I, Wang Jian, must thank you for such a great kindness. I wonder if Lang Zhongling has any needs?"

Wang Ben also made up the knife immediately:

"That's right, Lang Zhongling, today's great kindness cannot be expressed in words. If it can be used wherever it is needed, Wang Ben will never hesitate to die."

Wu Zizhong laughed, and everyone who laughed panicked.

"Really? Hehe."

Wang Ben took a small step back and said quietly to Wang Jian:

"Father, I feel something is wrong."

"Well, I feel it too. It seems that the two of us are going to fall into a pit."

Wu Zizhong was also puzzled:
"What are you mumbling about?"

"Ah? Cough cough, it's all right. I wonder if Lang Zhongling has any needs? As long as I can do it, I, Wang Jian, will be obliged."

As they spoke, they were sweating, and Wang Jian and his son felt more and more that there was a big hole ahead.

But how can you eat people with soft mouths but short hands.

"That's it, I didn't say anything, just a small request."

"A small request? That's fine."

Wang Jian and his son breathed a sigh of relief, but almost fell to the ground the next moment.

"Just bring some soldiers over here and beat up the first emperor."

"puff--."

Damn it.

Wang Jian was directly struck by lightning:

"Lang Zhongling, are you crazy? That's His Majesty, you are treasonous."

Wang Jian was very angry, but Aihe had no choice but to hold back his life-saving grace.

"I know, but you don't know, right? When you went in, that bastard Ying Zheng robbed me of my things, and he groped all over my body."

"My ancestors, Lang Zhongling, you can't say it, you can't say it."

Wang Jian was so frightened that he wanted to pee. If he knew this, he would not take medicine even if he was beaten to death.

"Yeah? What are you all doing?"

This is, a voice came, and Wang Jian didn't think too much, so he answered:
"It's nothing, I just want to beat the first emperor."

what?
Suddenly a murderous aura spread.

"Bold Wang Jian, dare to assassinate me?"

"Oh, Your Majesty, the old minister is guilty. This was not said by Lao Chen, but by Lang Zhongling."

Wu Zizhong was startled:

"Fuck, Wang Jian, if you heal your front foot, you will repay your kindness with your back foot."

Shi Huangdi was also uncomfortable.

"Lang Zhongling, you want to beat me up?"

"Your Majesty, there is nothing. They said that. I didn't say it. You heard it with your own ears."

My mother, Emperor Shihuang is depressed, don't think about it, it must be Wu Zizhong who said it.

[Quack quack, Xiao Mian, come and hit me, hahaha, that's what I said, what can you do to me?You can't hit me, you can't hit me. 】

The first emperor's face turned green with anger, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore.

"Forget it, this kid did give an elixir, so I won't argue with him."

(End of this chapter)

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