Daqin's voice was stolen by Yingzheng at the beginning
Chapter 458 The First Emperor Will Be Killed by Lightning?
Chapter 458 The First Emperor Will Be Killed by Lightning?
Wuzi Zhonghe's voice sounded like a lion's roar, and Shi Huangdi trembled in fright.
"Bastard, why can't you keep your voice down?"
"Almost scared the shit out of me."
We talked vigorously at the beginning, but this product came. Of course, Emperor Shihuang was not happy.
Wu Zizhong ran in hastily and grabbed Shi Huangdi.
"Old Win, you really linger, I just went out to take a shit, and you actually ran over to dig a corner."
"What exactly do you mean?"
The first emperor was anxious on the spot.
"You son of a bitch, let go, let go, there are still people here."
The first emperor couldn't bear it anymore. When he met Zhuge Liang, he naturally wanted to show the majesty and character of the emperor.
In the end, he didn't think about it, Wu Zizhong ran over, and directly wiped out his hard-earned image.
"People? Where is anyone?"
"Tell me honestly, are you poaching my corner? You have poached me and Zhao Yun, why are you here?"
me.
The first emperor didn't know what to say, but Zhuge Liang's eyes opened.
"Oh? General Zilong is here too?"
Wu Zizhong immediately spoke up.
"That's right, I came, but I was snatched away by this shameless old man."
The first emperor panicked.
"You son of a bitch, let go, let go, pay attention to your image, pay attention to your image."
The first emperor wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in.
It's fine to be so embarrassing, but the key is that Wu Zizhong's hands are like iron pincers, holding him firmly.
After breaking free, Emperor Shi Huang was very embarrassed.
"Mr. Wolong, you are really making a fool of yourself, you bastard."
"Hehehe, it's all right, Your Majesty."
Zhuge Liang is no longer surprised by it, so he doesn't know what his master is?
"Lang Zhongling is a man of temperament, understandable, understandable."
After finishing speaking, Zhuge Liang was also in a cold sweat, worried about his future.
"Come on, sit down, don't stand up."
The First Emperor snorted coldly and sat down. Comparing the before and after, the difference is huge.
Zhuge Wolong is indeed elegant, but when he looks at Wu Zizhong, there is no way for him to compare.
"Old win, don't talk nonsense, what's the matter?"
"Hey, I have a headache."
Rubbing his head, Emperor Shihuang really had a headache. He just heard Zhuge Liang's suggestion, which is really good.
But it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice.
Zhuge Liang on the side laughed and said:
"Your Majesty's headache is the problem of food and grass."
"Now that Daqin has just gone through wars, the common people have managed to live a stable life."
"Although Lang Zhongling hit the local tyrants before and benefited the common people, it is really not enough."
The First Emperor also nodded repeatedly, looked at Wu Zizhong and said:
"You heard it too. Aren't you capable? Solve it quickly?"
Wu Zizhong let out a long breath.
"Cut, why did I think it was a big thing, but it turned out to be this small thing?"
"What? Is this a trivial matter? You son of a bitch, are you drifting away again?"
The first emperor almost ran away, and Daqin was in short supply of food, but it turned out that you were fine, is this all right?
Zhuge Wolong fanned the goose feather fan and said:
"Your Majesty, don't panic. Since Lang Zhongling said so, there must be a way."
"Hmph, bastard, hurry up, or I'll fuck your shit out."
The first emperor swears, Zhuge Wolong is also embarrassed, and it really is as black as crows in the world.
Wu Zizhong spread his hands.
"Then you're going to hit me?"
"Zhen, Zha, what the hell did I beat you to dirty my hands?"
The first emperor was so depressed that he couldn't beat him.
"Tell me quickly, I'm so anxious."
Wu Zizhong coughed dryly and said:
"Your Majesty, didn't I take out potatoes before? In three to five years, the whole Daqin should be covered."
"Fuck off, three to five years? Can my people wait until three to five years?"
The first emperor was not angry.
"After three to five years, they will all become ghosts, and they will still starve to death."
Wu Zizhong's expression turned ugly.
"I said Lao Ying, what do you mean by that? Do you really think I can't see this?"
Um?This kid has something to say?
"Hurry up and speak human words."
"Ok."
Wu Zizhong said:
"Your Majesty, do you dare to persist for a year?"
"One year? You can have this."
Hearing this, Wu Zizhong slapped his thigh.
"That's it."
"What's the matter? What the hell are you talking about?"
Wu Zizhong laughed and said:
"Your Majesty, I have obtained another plant not long ago. It not only tastes good, but also has a strong fragrance. It also has a high yield. It can be planted three seasons a year."
Hearing Wu Zizhong's description, Emperor Shihuang's saliva flowed out. In the past, what Wu Zizhong brought out was good.
"What kind of crop is that?"
The first emperor couldn't wait.
"paddy."
"Fuck."
The first emperor was shocked on the spot.
"What the hell are you doing to me, the rice is hard to swallow, the yield is extremely low, and the inferior people eat it."
"Are you using a piece of rice to fool the ghost? I... I will kill you."
At this time, Emperor Shi Huang didn't care about his image anymore, and slapped him angrily.
"Damn it, don't hit it, don't hit it, who the hell said that's the rice in your mouth?"
Um?Yup.
The First Emperor grabbed Wu Zizhong and said:
"Quickly tell me, what is it?"
"Let go, take your hoof away first."
Wu Zizhong patted Shi Huangdi's hand big, then sat down and tidied his clothes.
"Who is he? It's really rude. It's made my clothes dirty."
me he.
The first emperor was panting, this god damn it.
"Say it now."
The first emperor roared, almost unable to hold back.
"Ahem, Your Majesty, the rice I found here is not the rice in your mouth."
"My rice has three seasons a year, and the yield per mu is [-] jin."
bang.
The first emperor fell to the ground exhausted on the spot.
"Damn it, ten thousand catties per mu? Are you fucking lying to me? What kind of thing has such a high yield?"
Wu Zizhong picked out his ears.
[What's going on?I just said clearly that it was rice, so I forgot if I always won?Could it be Alzheimer's? 】
I. Are you demented?
"Hurry up and talk about it in detail."
Wu Zizhong told the story slowly, and Shi Huangdi trembled when he heard it.
"My god, ten thousand catties of rice can be planted on a thousand acres, and the yield per mu is ten thousand catties. One season is ten million catties, and two seasons is ten billion. How much should the third season be?"
Shi Huang stood up tremblingly.
"No, I, I can't take it anymore."
Wu Zizhong was surprised.
"Old Win, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me, are you epileptic? My god, you can't die."
Wu Zizhong was worried.
[It's over, the first emperor was killed by Lao Tzu, the first emperor in history to be killed by lightning. 】
[What the hell did I do, I was about to die just after transmigrating, God, you are playing with me. 】
Forehead.
Hearing the voice in his heart, the first emperor calmed down slowly, looking at Wu Zizhong, the first emperor was out of breath.
"Did you just die? I won't die if you die."
The first emperor panicked, you are also the first person I met who dared to curse me to death, and you are the one who has never been seen before or since, so face to face, fuck it.
"Ahem, that's good. When the time comes, you will send the white-haired person to the black-haired person. Don't forget, get me thousands of girls. By the way, there are beds, and there are..."
"To shut up."
The first emperor wished he could hit the wall and die, it's unlucky to have such a product on the stall.
(End of this chapter)
Wuzi Zhonghe's voice sounded like a lion's roar, and Shi Huangdi trembled in fright.
"Bastard, why can't you keep your voice down?"
"Almost scared the shit out of me."
We talked vigorously at the beginning, but this product came. Of course, Emperor Shihuang was not happy.
Wu Zizhong ran in hastily and grabbed Shi Huangdi.
"Old Win, you really linger, I just went out to take a shit, and you actually ran over to dig a corner."
"What exactly do you mean?"
The first emperor was anxious on the spot.
"You son of a bitch, let go, let go, there are still people here."
The first emperor couldn't bear it anymore. When he met Zhuge Liang, he naturally wanted to show the majesty and character of the emperor.
In the end, he didn't think about it, Wu Zizhong ran over, and directly wiped out his hard-earned image.
"People? Where is anyone?"
"Tell me honestly, are you poaching my corner? You have poached me and Zhao Yun, why are you here?"
me.
The first emperor didn't know what to say, but Zhuge Liang's eyes opened.
"Oh? General Zilong is here too?"
Wu Zizhong immediately spoke up.
"That's right, I came, but I was snatched away by this shameless old man."
The first emperor panicked.
"You son of a bitch, let go, let go, pay attention to your image, pay attention to your image."
The first emperor wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in.
It's fine to be so embarrassing, but the key is that Wu Zizhong's hands are like iron pincers, holding him firmly.
After breaking free, Emperor Shi Huang was very embarrassed.
"Mr. Wolong, you are really making a fool of yourself, you bastard."
"Hehehe, it's all right, Your Majesty."
Zhuge Liang is no longer surprised by it, so he doesn't know what his master is?
"Lang Zhongling is a man of temperament, understandable, understandable."
After finishing speaking, Zhuge Liang was also in a cold sweat, worried about his future.
"Come on, sit down, don't stand up."
The First Emperor snorted coldly and sat down. Comparing the before and after, the difference is huge.
Zhuge Wolong is indeed elegant, but when he looks at Wu Zizhong, there is no way for him to compare.
"Old win, don't talk nonsense, what's the matter?"
"Hey, I have a headache."
Rubbing his head, Emperor Shihuang really had a headache. He just heard Zhuge Liang's suggestion, which is really good.
But it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice.
Zhuge Liang on the side laughed and said:
"Your Majesty's headache is the problem of food and grass."
"Now that Daqin has just gone through wars, the common people have managed to live a stable life."
"Although Lang Zhongling hit the local tyrants before and benefited the common people, it is really not enough."
The First Emperor also nodded repeatedly, looked at Wu Zizhong and said:
"You heard it too. Aren't you capable? Solve it quickly?"
Wu Zizhong let out a long breath.
"Cut, why did I think it was a big thing, but it turned out to be this small thing?"
"What? Is this a trivial matter? You son of a bitch, are you drifting away again?"
The first emperor almost ran away, and Daqin was in short supply of food, but it turned out that you were fine, is this all right?
Zhuge Wolong fanned the goose feather fan and said:
"Your Majesty, don't panic. Since Lang Zhongling said so, there must be a way."
"Hmph, bastard, hurry up, or I'll fuck your shit out."
The first emperor swears, Zhuge Wolong is also embarrassed, and it really is as black as crows in the world.
Wu Zizhong spread his hands.
"Then you're going to hit me?"
"Zhen, Zha, what the hell did I beat you to dirty my hands?"
The first emperor was so depressed that he couldn't beat him.
"Tell me quickly, I'm so anxious."
Wu Zizhong coughed dryly and said:
"Your Majesty, didn't I take out potatoes before? In three to five years, the whole Daqin should be covered."
"Fuck off, three to five years? Can my people wait until three to five years?"
The first emperor was not angry.
"After three to five years, they will all become ghosts, and they will still starve to death."
Wu Zizhong's expression turned ugly.
"I said Lao Ying, what do you mean by that? Do you really think I can't see this?"
Um?This kid has something to say?
"Hurry up and speak human words."
"Ok."
Wu Zizhong said:
"Your Majesty, do you dare to persist for a year?"
"One year? You can have this."
Hearing this, Wu Zizhong slapped his thigh.
"That's it."
"What's the matter? What the hell are you talking about?"
Wu Zizhong laughed and said:
"Your Majesty, I have obtained another plant not long ago. It not only tastes good, but also has a strong fragrance. It also has a high yield. It can be planted three seasons a year."
Hearing Wu Zizhong's description, Emperor Shihuang's saliva flowed out. In the past, what Wu Zizhong brought out was good.
"What kind of crop is that?"
The first emperor couldn't wait.
"paddy."
"Fuck."
The first emperor was shocked on the spot.
"What the hell are you doing to me, the rice is hard to swallow, the yield is extremely low, and the inferior people eat it."
"Are you using a piece of rice to fool the ghost? I... I will kill you."
At this time, Emperor Shi Huang didn't care about his image anymore, and slapped him angrily.
"Damn it, don't hit it, don't hit it, who the hell said that's the rice in your mouth?"
Um?Yup.
The First Emperor grabbed Wu Zizhong and said:
"Quickly tell me, what is it?"
"Let go, take your hoof away first."
Wu Zizhong patted Shi Huangdi's hand big, then sat down and tidied his clothes.
"Who is he? It's really rude. It's made my clothes dirty."
me he.
The first emperor was panting, this god damn it.
"Say it now."
The first emperor roared, almost unable to hold back.
"Ahem, Your Majesty, the rice I found here is not the rice in your mouth."
"My rice has three seasons a year, and the yield per mu is [-] jin."
bang.
The first emperor fell to the ground exhausted on the spot.
"Damn it, ten thousand catties per mu? Are you fucking lying to me? What kind of thing has such a high yield?"
Wu Zizhong picked out his ears.
[What's going on?I just said clearly that it was rice, so I forgot if I always won?Could it be Alzheimer's? 】
I. Are you demented?
"Hurry up and talk about it in detail."
Wu Zizhong told the story slowly, and Shi Huangdi trembled when he heard it.
"My god, ten thousand catties of rice can be planted on a thousand acres, and the yield per mu is ten thousand catties. One season is ten million catties, and two seasons is ten billion. How much should the third season be?"
Shi Huang stood up tremblingly.
"No, I, I can't take it anymore."
Wu Zizhong was surprised.
"Old Win, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me, are you epileptic? My god, you can't die."
Wu Zizhong was worried.
[It's over, the first emperor was killed by Lao Tzu, the first emperor in history to be killed by lightning. 】
[What the hell did I do, I was about to die just after transmigrating, God, you are playing with me. 】
Forehead.
Hearing the voice in his heart, the first emperor calmed down slowly, looking at Wu Zizhong, the first emperor was out of breath.
"Did you just die? I won't die if you die."
The first emperor panicked, you are also the first person I met who dared to curse me to death, and you are the one who has never been seen before or since, so face to face, fuck it.
"Ahem, that's good. When the time comes, you will send the white-haired person to the black-haired person. Don't forget, get me thousands of girls. By the way, there are beds, and there are..."
"To shut up."
The first emperor wished he could hit the wall and die, it's unlucky to have such a product on the stall.
(End of this chapter)
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