Daqin's voice was stolen by Yingzheng at the beginning
Chapter 468 This is not a ghost, this is my face
Chapter 468 This is not a ghost, this is my face
I was so busy today that I almost missed the check-in time.
"Ding——, congratulations to the host for successfully signing in, and getting a chance to try the Vulcan Tyrant's unlimited ammunition once."
"Fuck."
bang.
Wu Zizhong fell straight down.
"My lord, are you okay?"
"Beware of enemy attacks."
Jin Yiwei reacted instantly, and immediately surrounded Wu Zizhong.
"I care about your code, I care about your code, system, can your uncle tell you in advance."
"My front teeth, how many times has this happened? They're all deformed."
Wu Zizhong lay on the ground and ate a mouthful of dust.
"Bah, bah, don't bring such a joker."
Wu Zizhong was about to cry.
"My lord, be careful, there are enemy attacks."
Jin Yiwei pulled him up.
Wu Zizhong was ashamed.
"There is a sister's enemy attack, no, Gundan."
Forehead.
No enemy attack?And what do you drop down to dry the wool?Could it be fun?
"Master, but you were obviously knocked down?"
In the eyes of Jin Yiwei, Wu Zizhong is omnipotent, with high strength and no lower limit.
The person who can knock Wu Zizhong down must be a master, a master, a master.
"It's okay, I fell by myself, I can't play by myself."
Oh my God.
Jin Yiwei wiped off his sweat, it was really fun.
This master is really a strange thing.
"Okay, hurry up and march."
Wu Zizhong sat on the horse again and moved forward quickly.
But his own mind has entered the system.
"The system comes out, come, come, let's discuss life."
"Ding——, this system is asexual and cannot meet the requirements of the host."
me he.
What a godly reply.
"You're good, you're amazing, can you say hello in advance next time you sign in?"
"Ding——, the sign-in is generated by the host and has nothing to do with this system."
Well, the implication is that there is nothing systematic.
"Go and cool off."
Opened the system backpack, only to see a faint light radiating from the Vulcan Tyrant's body.
Immediately clicked to check it out.
Vulcan Tyrant (Special Status): The host can use the Vulcan Tyrant once indefinitely, with unlimited ammunition, the host does not stop, and the tyrant is indestructible.
After reading the introduction, Wu Zizhong understood that with unlimited ammunition, as long as he can withstand the recoil, he can almost never stop.
But this is impossible, as it has been clearly stated, from the very beginning of the first shot, the recoil produced by the Vulcan Tyrant will gradually increase.
As long as you can't bear the recoil, you will lose the chance to try Vulcan Tyrant's infinite ammunition.
"This is really a tricky setting. Fortunately, I have Yuanba physique and Nine Suns magic skills, so I should be able to hold on for a while longer."
Don't look at such a little recoil, but if it is gradually added up, even a monster like Wu Zizhong will not be able to handle it in the later stage.
"Hey, everyone, just wait, I have my secret weapon again, I hope you will come more."
Poor scholars, it's not good to provoke anyone, but Wu Zizhong must be provoked.
At noon the next day, Jin Yiwei marched in a hurry and finally caught up with the first emperor.
"My lord, His Majesty's team is ahead."
Standing on the hillside, watching the whereabouts of Emperor Shi Huang ahead, Wu Zizhong sneered.
"The whole army set out, hurry up."
With an order, five thousand war horses dragged the treetops and dusted them up.
The sound of rumbling horseshoes directly reached Shi Huang's ears.
"Huh? What sound?"
Wei Zhongxian ran in.
"Your Majesty, the Lord has come up."
"So fast?"
Immediately stepped out of the carriage.
"Fuck."
I can only see the sky full of dust in front of me. Is this the rhythm of a sandstorm?
"How many people are here? At least one hundred thousand."
Otherwise, how could there be such a big battle?
Wei Zhongxian on the side was embarrassed.
"Is this one hundred thousand? Where did Lang Zhongling get so much?"
The first emperor looked at Wei Zhongxian, unable to believe it.
"Ahem, Your Majesty, about this... I'd better go back to Your Majesty and ask the Lord personally later."
After wiping off his sweat, Wei Zhongxian is really hard to say, this is only [-] troops, if the first emperor is denied.
This is a slap in the face. Although I am not afraid of Emperor Shihuang, it is not good to say this after all, is it?
But Emperor Shihuang seemed to have misunderstood it.
"This bastard, he must have caused trouble again."
Emperor Shihuang knew how many troops Xianyang City could draw.
It can't be as many as one hundred thousand.
Slowly, Wu Zizhong's figure appeared in front of the first emperor.
"Haha, Lao Ying, I'm here, do you miss me?"
"I thought, I can't imagine it, why are you still alive?"
"That's not going to happen. I still have to wait for you to die. I can't die early."
What are you?
The First Emperor is in a panic, can we have a pleasant chat?
But after thinking about it, it is true. If you are a son, if you don’t die for Lao Tzu, why don’t you let Lao Tzu do it for you?
"Wait, that's not right. If I hang up, this bastard will burp too. Give him a hammer."
He got out of the carriage and looked at Wu Zizhong looking dingy all over.
"What are you doing here? Digging a grave? You're all stretched out."
Wu Zizhong was upset on the spot.
"Fucking old win, I'm doing this for you, you actually say that about me, are you buddies enough?"
"Of course I wait, buddy?"
The first emperor's face turned green, and he slapped him.
"I'm going to be your uncle's buddy, and you actually say buddy to me? Am I your father?"
"Fuck, stop hitting."
Wu Zizhong also knew that he subconsciously said the wrong thing, but what's the matter?
The First Emperor panicked and snorted coldly.
"Where are your [-] troops? Why are there only [-]?"
【ah?When did I have one hundred thousand more soldiers? 】
[Old win can't be a problem with his head. 】
The first emperor almost ran away.
"Your Majesty, no, who the hell told you? Tell me, I'll beat his shit out."
"This is a lie about the military situation."
The first emperor's face was extremely ugly.
What the hell is this what I thought, is it possible that you want to punch my shit out too?
"You don't have [-] soldiers and horses, why is there such a big battle?"
The first emperor looked at the sky full of dust in front of him. If there were no [-] soldiers and horses, this would be absolutely impossible.
"Ahem, Your Majesty, only five thousand are here."
Wu Zizhong wiped his sweat.
[My darling, Lao Ying shouldn't judge based on the dust in the sky. 】
【Then he is the branch I tied to the horse's tail. 】
Um. Is it okay?
At this time, Emperor Shihuang looked seriously.
A tree trunk was tied to each horse's tail, and his face immediately turned black.
What the hell is this a tree branch?This is more or less the trunk.
I only heard Wu Zizhong say:
"Your Majesty, I asked Jin Yiwei to tie a lot of branches, and the journey was full of dust and dust, but I was so uncomfortable to death."
"Hmph, you fucking liar, take a good look at what that is?"
Ok?
Wu Zizhong looked at it suddenly, could it be turned into a tree?
As a result, Wu Zizhong was embarrassed.
"Ahem, Your Majesty, I ran too fast, the leaves and branches were all worn away, leaving only the trunk."
Well you are awesome, Emperor Shi Huang gave a thumbs up.
"Take a rest first, I really can't afford to be hurt."
Can it hurt?Emperor Shihuang also felt ashamed not to bring such a playful person, and he never thought of such a simple method.
He still said in front of Wei Zhongxian that there were at least [-] soldiers and horses, and he was ashamed and humiliated.
"No, Your Majesty, I'm busy, time is running out."
"Hmph, the urgency is gone for a while, look at you like that, it would be embarrassing to go out."
【Forehead?shame?Fuck your uncle, I am so handsome, cute, suave and talented. I will omit [-] words here. 】
bang.
The first emperor was struck by lightning on the spot.
Damn it, come again.
"Eh? Your Majesty, what's the matter with you? There were too many things last night, and your body was weak?"
At first he calmed down, but when he heard this, Emperor Shihuang ran away on the spot and slapped the ground hard.
"I'm pretending to be a hammer, I'm not standing still."
The First Emperor was also in a panic, can this kind of thing be said?Didn't that make it clear that Wu Zizhong could hear his heart?
No, not even by killing.
"Not standing firmly? Then you have to be careful, it will be bad if you bump into it."
[Cut, didn't you stand still?How the hell are you lying to ghosts, when I didn't see clearly? 】
【Obviously it was your left foot that got stuck on your right foot, if you are disobedient, it should be cut off. 】
puff--.
The first emperor was about to cry, and he kept crying for grievances in his heart, why did he put up such a thing.
"What are you still doing in a daze, you haven't pulled me up yet?"
The first emperor was so angry that he didn't bother to move, he was so angry.
"Gundan, get up by yourself, is it possible that your leg is broken?"
shit.
The first emperor was dizzy by Lei on the spot.
"Don't be angry, I'm not angry, I must be. Damn it."
If you take a step back, you can't bear it, and if you go further, you can't beat him, and you feel wronged yourself.
"You can do it, you are amazing, I will get up by myself."
Panting, Shi Huang climbed into the carriage, not wanting to have another word with Wu Zizhong.
Wei Zhongxian and others on the side also covered their mouths and laughed, Wu Zizhong immediately became upset.
"What's the matter? Laughing so happily, let's say something good, let's have fun together?"
"No, my lord, you'd better look in the mirror yourself, hahaha."
ah?Is it possible that I really have flowers on my face?
Immediately looked at Zhao Zilong.
"I have flowers on my face?"
"My lord, no...no."
Just a grimace.
Zhao Zilong held back as much as possible, but Wu Zizhong also understood that this guy is not a good bird.
"Come here, bring a basin of water."
Wu Zizhong stretched his head over to have a look.
"Fuck you, ghost."
Wu Zizhong was so frightened that he quickly backed away.
"Pfft."
Zhao Zilong still smiled after all.
"Wait, that's not a ghost, that's Lao Tzu."
Wu Zizhong took the photo again, and his face turned dark as a pig's liver.
It turned out that after running all the way, his face was covered with dust, and his whole face was pitch black, except for a row of teeth and two eyeballs.
"Laugh if you want, I'm so embarrassed."
"Hahaha."
Immediately, a burst of ridicule appeared, a large number of sergeants burst into laughter, and Wu Zizhong's face became even uglier.
"Okay, you wait for me, I wash my face first."
(End of this chapter)
I was so busy today that I almost missed the check-in time.
"Ding——, congratulations to the host for successfully signing in, and getting a chance to try the Vulcan Tyrant's unlimited ammunition once."
"Fuck."
bang.
Wu Zizhong fell straight down.
"My lord, are you okay?"
"Beware of enemy attacks."
Jin Yiwei reacted instantly, and immediately surrounded Wu Zizhong.
"I care about your code, I care about your code, system, can your uncle tell you in advance."
"My front teeth, how many times has this happened? They're all deformed."
Wu Zizhong lay on the ground and ate a mouthful of dust.
"Bah, bah, don't bring such a joker."
Wu Zizhong was about to cry.
"My lord, be careful, there are enemy attacks."
Jin Yiwei pulled him up.
Wu Zizhong was ashamed.
"There is a sister's enemy attack, no, Gundan."
Forehead.
No enemy attack?And what do you drop down to dry the wool?Could it be fun?
"Master, but you were obviously knocked down?"
In the eyes of Jin Yiwei, Wu Zizhong is omnipotent, with high strength and no lower limit.
The person who can knock Wu Zizhong down must be a master, a master, a master.
"It's okay, I fell by myself, I can't play by myself."
Oh my God.
Jin Yiwei wiped off his sweat, it was really fun.
This master is really a strange thing.
"Okay, hurry up and march."
Wu Zizhong sat on the horse again and moved forward quickly.
But his own mind has entered the system.
"The system comes out, come, come, let's discuss life."
"Ding——, this system is asexual and cannot meet the requirements of the host."
me he.
What a godly reply.
"You're good, you're amazing, can you say hello in advance next time you sign in?"
"Ding——, the sign-in is generated by the host and has nothing to do with this system."
Well, the implication is that there is nothing systematic.
"Go and cool off."
Opened the system backpack, only to see a faint light radiating from the Vulcan Tyrant's body.
Immediately clicked to check it out.
Vulcan Tyrant (Special Status): The host can use the Vulcan Tyrant once indefinitely, with unlimited ammunition, the host does not stop, and the tyrant is indestructible.
After reading the introduction, Wu Zizhong understood that with unlimited ammunition, as long as he can withstand the recoil, he can almost never stop.
But this is impossible, as it has been clearly stated, from the very beginning of the first shot, the recoil produced by the Vulcan Tyrant will gradually increase.
As long as you can't bear the recoil, you will lose the chance to try Vulcan Tyrant's infinite ammunition.
"This is really a tricky setting. Fortunately, I have Yuanba physique and Nine Suns magic skills, so I should be able to hold on for a while longer."
Don't look at such a little recoil, but if it is gradually added up, even a monster like Wu Zizhong will not be able to handle it in the later stage.
"Hey, everyone, just wait, I have my secret weapon again, I hope you will come more."
Poor scholars, it's not good to provoke anyone, but Wu Zizhong must be provoked.
At noon the next day, Jin Yiwei marched in a hurry and finally caught up with the first emperor.
"My lord, His Majesty's team is ahead."
Standing on the hillside, watching the whereabouts of Emperor Shi Huang ahead, Wu Zizhong sneered.
"The whole army set out, hurry up."
With an order, five thousand war horses dragged the treetops and dusted them up.
The sound of rumbling horseshoes directly reached Shi Huang's ears.
"Huh? What sound?"
Wei Zhongxian ran in.
"Your Majesty, the Lord has come up."
"So fast?"
Immediately stepped out of the carriage.
"Fuck."
I can only see the sky full of dust in front of me. Is this the rhythm of a sandstorm?
"How many people are here? At least one hundred thousand."
Otherwise, how could there be such a big battle?
Wei Zhongxian on the side was embarrassed.
"Is this one hundred thousand? Where did Lang Zhongling get so much?"
The first emperor looked at Wei Zhongxian, unable to believe it.
"Ahem, Your Majesty, about this... I'd better go back to Your Majesty and ask the Lord personally later."
After wiping off his sweat, Wei Zhongxian is really hard to say, this is only [-] troops, if the first emperor is denied.
This is a slap in the face. Although I am not afraid of Emperor Shihuang, it is not good to say this after all, is it?
But Emperor Shihuang seemed to have misunderstood it.
"This bastard, he must have caused trouble again."
Emperor Shihuang knew how many troops Xianyang City could draw.
It can't be as many as one hundred thousand.
Slowly, Wu Zizhong's figure appeared in front of the first emperor.
"Haha, Lao Ying, I'm here, do you miss me?"
"I thought, I can't imagine it, why are you still alive?"
"That's not going to happen. I still have to wait for you to die. I can't die early."
What are you?
The First Emperor is in a panic, can we have a pleasant chat?
But after thinking about it, it is true. If you are a son, if you don’t die for Lao Tzu, why don’t you let Lao Tzu do it for you?
"Wait, that's not right. If I hang up, this bastard will burp too. Give him a hammer."
He got out of the carriage and looked at Wu Zizhong looking dingy all over.
"What are you doing here? Digging a grave? You're all stretched out."
Wu Zizhong was upset on the spot.
"Fucking old win, I'm doing this for you, you actually say that about me, are you buddies enough?"
"Of course I wait, buddy?"
The first emperor's face turned green, and he slapped him.
"I'm going to be your uncle's buddy, and you actually say buddy to me? Am I your father?"
"Fuck, stop hitting."
Wu Zizhong also knew that he subconsciously said the wrong thing, but what's the matter?
The First Emperor panicked and snorted coldly.
"Where are your [-] troops? Why are there only [-]?"
【ah?When did I have one hundred thousand more soldiers? 】
[Old win can't be a problem with his head. 】
The first emperor almost ran away.
"Your Majesty, no, who the hell told you? Tell me, I'll beat his shit out."
"This is a lie about the military situation."
The first emperor's face was extremely ugly.
What the hell is this what I thought, is it possible that you want to punch my shit out too?
"You don't have [-] soldiers and horses, why is there such a big battle?"
The first emperor looked at the sky full of dust in front of him. If there were no [-] soldiers and horses, this would be absolutely impossible.
"Ahem, Your Majesty, only five thousand are here."
Wu Zizhong wiped his sweat.
[My darling, Lao Ying shouldn't judge based on the dust in the sky. 】
【Then he is the branch I tied to the horse's tail. 】
Um. Is it okay?
At this time, Emperor Shihuang looked seriously.
A tree trunk was tied to each horse's tail, and his face immediately turned black.
What the hell is this a tree branch?This is more or less the trunk.
I only heard Wu Zizhong say:
"Your Majesty, I asked Jin Yiwei to tie a lot of branches, and the journey was full of dust and dust, but I was so uncomfortable to death."
"Hmph, you fucking liar, take a good look at what that is?"
Ok?
Wu Zizhong looked at it suddenly, could it be turned into a tree?
As a result, Wu Zizhong was embarrassed.
"Ahem, Your Majesty, I ran too fast, the leaves and branches were all worn away, leaving only the trunk."
Well you are awesome, Emperor Shi Huang gave a thumbs up.
"Take a rest first, I really can't afford to be hurt."
Can it hurt?Emperor Shihuang also felt ashamed not to bring such a playful person, and he never thought of such a simple method.
He still said in front of Wei Zhongxian that there were at least [-] soldiers and horses, and he was ashamed and humiliated.
"No, Your Majesty, I'm busy, time is running out."
"Hmph, the urgency is gone for a while, look at you like that, it would be embarrassing to go out."
【Forehead?shame?Fuck your uncle, I am so handsome, cute, suave and talented. I will omit [-] words here. 】
bang.
The first emperor was struck by lightning on the spot.
Damn it, come again.
"Eh? Your Majesty, what's the matter with you? There were too many things last night, and your body was weak?"
At first he calmed down, but when he heard this, Emperor Shihuang ran away on the spot and slapped the ground hard.
"I'm pretending to be a hammer, I'm not standing still."
The First Emperor was also in a panic, can this kind of thing be said?Didn't that make it clear that Wu Zizhong could hear his heart?
No, not even by killing.
"Not standing firmly? Then you have to be careful, it will be bad if you bump into it."
[Cut, didn't you stand still?How the hell are you lying to ghosts, when I didn't see clearly? 】
【Obviously it was your left foot that got stuck on your right foot, if you are disobedient, it should be cut off. 】
puff--.
The first emperor was about to cry, and he kept crying for grievances in his heart, why did he put up such a thing.
"What are you still doing in a daze, you haven't pulled me up yet?"
The first emperor was so angry that he didn't bother to move, he was so angry.
"Gundan, get up by yourself, is it possible that your leg is broken?"
shit.
The first emperor was dizzy by Lei on the spot.
"Don't be angry, I'm not angry, I must be. Damn it."
If you take a step back, you can't bear it, and if you go further, you can't beat him, and you feel wronged yourself.
"You can do it, you are amazing, I will get up by myself."
Panting, Shi Huang climbed into the carriage, not wanting to have another word with Wu Zizhong.
Wei Zhongxian and others on the side also covered their mouths and laughed, Wu Zizhong immediately became upset.
"What's the matter? Laughing so happily, let's say something good, let's have fun together?"
"No, my lord, you'd better look in the mirror yourself, hahaha."
ah?Is it possible that I really have flowers on my face?
Immediately looked at Zhao Zilong.
"I have flowers on my face?"
"My lord, no...no."
Just a grimace.
Zhao Zilong held back as much as possible, but Wu Zizhong also understood that this guy is not a good bird.
"Come here, bring a basin of water."
Wu Zizhong stretched his head over to have a look.
"Fuck you, ghost."
Wu Zizhong was so frightened that he quickly backed away.
"Pfft."
Zhao Zilong still smiled after all.
"Wait, that's not a ghost, that's Lao Tzu."
Wu Zizhong took the photo again, and his face turned dark as a pig's liver.
It turned out that after running all the way, his face was covered with dust, and his whole face was pitch black, except for a row of teeth and two eyeballs.
"Laugh if you want, I'm so embarrassed."
"Hahaha."
Immediately, a burst of ridicule appeared, a large number of sergeants burst into laughter, and Wu Zizhong's face became even uglier.
"Okay, you wait for me, I wash my face first."
(End of this chapter)
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