Daqin's voice was stolen by Yingzheng at the beginning

Chapter 533

In Xianyang Palace, Emperor Shihuang was reading the letter from Wu Shiluo in the imperial study.

"Hahaha, this bastard, his birthday is going to be so soon, it's okay."

"12-year-old Li, this is no small matter."

"However, I can't be stingy, after all, I'm my son, what should I give him?"

Thinking of this question, Emperor Shihuang became angry.

"What a bastard, this bastard doesn't even want it."

"I've never seen such a person before."

The eunuch on the side was a little embarrassed.

"Ahem, Your Majesty, it's not good for you to scold Lang Zhongling like this."

"Huh? What's wrong? I just scolded him, what can he do?"

The first emperor was so puzzled, did an eunuch speak for him?
"Your Majesty, what if Lang Zhongling hears about it?"

"Shit."

The first emperor slapped the table and said:
"What can I do if I scold him? He's in the north now."

"Could it be that he can hear it thousands of miles away? If he can hear it, I will be overwhelmed on the spot."

This is true, the first emperor would not believe it even if he was killed, even if Wu Zizhong was about to go to heaven, it would be strange if he could hear it from such a long distance.

"Ahem, Your Majesty, what if Lang Zhongling returns?"

"Hmph, it's nonsense, do you think he's a hammer, and he will come back when he says it?"

The first emperor was very unconvinced, so I just said him, what can he do?
"Besides, I'll scold him. Is it possible that he will appear in front of my eyes as soon as I scold him?"

"If that's the case, I will personally kowtow to him."

Just as he was talking, suddenly, a voice came from his heart.

[Okay, Lao Ying is a bastard who is talking bad things about me behind his back. 】

"My god, what the hell?"

The First Emperor was horrified, and panicked all over.

"Your Majesty, what's the matter with you?"

The eunuch on the side was embarrassed, could it be that Lang Zhongling really came back?
The First Emperor panicked and pointed at the eunuch and shouted loudly:

"Get out, get out, hurry up."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Although he didn't know why, the eunuch had no choice but to leave.

At this time, Emperor Shi Huang touched the cold sweat.

"No, it won't be so magical."

"Is it a hallucination?"

Just at this moment, I suddenly heard footsteps approaching from far away.

The First Emperor roared subconsciously:
"Didn't I let you go out? Why did you come in again?"

"Old Win, you are so fucking floating, don't you dare to talk to me like this."

bang.

The First Emperor was directly struck by lightning.

"Rabbit bastard?"

"That's right, it's Lao Tzu."

Opening the door, Wuzi Zhongwu rushed in in the dark.

【Bastard, you dare to speak ill of me behind my back, I can't spare you today. 】

"Fuck the rabbit, where is the beggar coming from, get out."

Emperor Shi Huang, who was originally panicked, was frightened on the spot after seeing Wu Zizhong's face.

This... This is a beggar.

"Sarah? A beggar?"

Wu Zizhong was also confused.

[It's weird, what's going on?After running back from a long distance, everyone called me a beggar, which is a problem. 】

[Could it be that someone is trying to trick me on purpose? 】

Suddenly, Wu Zizhong looked at Shi Huangdi and shouted loudly:

"Old win, is it your trick?"

The first emperor also reacted at this time.

"Son, is it really you?"

"Why isn't it me?"

[It's strange, is Lao Ying's head caught by the door?Or kicked by a donkey? 】

[Is there anyone else besides Lao Tzu who dares to talk to him like this in the whole Great Qin? 】

Well, the first emperor believed it, and the beggar in front of him was the Lang Zhongling he had been thinking about day and night.

"Bastard, you you."

The first emperor was speechless, because he was so angry.

"What's wrong with me?"

Wu Zizhong looked bewildered, feeling so aggrieved.

The First Emperor sighed, feeling very helpless.

"Hey, look at you. You are neither human nor ghost. You are the leader of the Great Qin Lang Zhongling, ranking first among the three princes."

"You are my son, are you so careless about your image?"

"Look at what kind of dog you are now, your Wangcai family is prettier than you."

shit.

Wu Zizhong was angry.

"Old win, what do you mean?"

Wu Zizhong grabbed Shi Huangdi by the collar and shouted loudly:
"Your uncle, have you not been beaten for so long and you are starting to float again?"

"You actually called me worse than a dog."

The first emperor was really in a panic.

"Let go, let go, when did I scold you?"

"Obviously that's what you look like now."

After breaking free, Emperor Shihuang said:
"Come here, bring a basin of water."

Then he looked at Wu Zizhong.

"You can see for yourself later, Daqin's face has been completely humiliated by you."

"My face was also lost by you."

Er. Hearing this, Wu Zizhong also felt that something was up.

[What's going on?Could it be that I have flowers on my face? 】

Hmph, there are more than just flowers, you guys, this has become a world map.

Seeing Wu Zizhong touched it.

"No, there are no flowers."

The first emperor was so angry that he almost fainted.

Your hands and feet are as black as hell, and you can see ghosts when you touch it.

The angry Shi Huangdi sat down on the chair.

Sin ah.

At this time, the eunuch fetched a basin of water.

"Your Majesty, here comes the water."

Shi Huang didn't want to say a word, he just waved his hand to signal that Wu Zizhong.

"Yes, Your Majesty."

The eunuch turned around and looked up.

"My mother, ghost."

"Bang bang bang."

The basin of water in his hand fell directly to the ground.

"A sin."

The first emperor was so angry that he wanted to jump off the building.

"What the hell? That's Lang Zhongling, you bastard, go get another pot, hurry up."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

The eunuch picked up the basin and immediately scrambled and left.

Wuzi Zhongmeng.

[I'm going, is it possible that I really have flowers on my face?This is too scary, right? 】

The first emperor sighed after hearing his heartfelt voice.

How the hell do you know.

After a while, a basin of water came again.

Wu Zizhong walked over to have a look.

"My god damn it."

Wu Zizhong was so frightened that he took a step back.

As a result, the first emperor and the eunuch were stunned.

ghost?Isn't this you?

Seeing the expressions of the two, Wu Zizhong slowly came to his senses.

"That person...is me?"

"It's not you, it's a ghost."

The first emperor was not angry, it was so embarrassing.

He looked at the eunuch again, and saw that the eunuch nodded with great difficulty.

"Fuck, fetch water, fetch water, I want to take a bath, hurry up."

Wu Zizhong jumped up.

Without further ado, he held the basin and touched his face.

"Fuck, this is the imperial study, you son of a bitch, this is my imperial study."

The first emperor was very distressed, and the dirty water fell on the ground, which was really unlucky.

"Shut up, I know."

Wu Zizhong raised his head to look at Shi Huangdi, and at this moment, Shi Huang was shocked even more.

This face is uglier than before.

"You, you. You committed a crime."

The first emperor cried, he didn't play with people like this.

There was really no other way, and he could only watch helplessly as Wu Zizhong began to take a bath in the imperial study.

A large bucket was brought over, and Wu Zizhong quickly took off his tattered clothes.

He jumped in with a plop.

"Wow, comfortable, comfortable, hahaha."

The first emperor's heart is bleeding.

"Bastard, take it easy, my imperial study has only been washed two days ago."

However, Wu Zizhong said heartlessly:
"It's okay, wash it again."

shit.

The first emperor fainted on the spot.

(End of this chapter)