Daqin's voice was stolen by Yingzheng at the beginning

Chapter 537 Lao Ying, take care of me with pen and ink
After dismissing the eunuch, Wu Zizhong continued to pet the dog.

It wasn't long before he realized it.

"I wipe it, forget about it."

I hurriedly got up and tidied up, and immediately went to Xianyang Palace.

At this moment, the first emperor had long been impatient.

Waiting and waiting, Katama just won't come.

"Did you bring my words to him? When is he? It's almost half an hour."

The eunuch on the side was startled, and immediately said timidly:
"Your Majesty, the slave's house was indeed brought here, but Lang Zhongling was a little busy at the time, so..."

"boom--."

Emperor Shi Huang slapped the table.

"Shit, what is he busy with? Could it be that his affairs are more important than my affairs?"

Hearing this, the eunuch really didn't dare to answer, how should he answer?

If you make a mistake, isn't that courting death?
"By the way, what is he up to?"

The first emperor was also very curious, this bastard just didn't play his cards according to the routine.

As long as the other people heard his call, they would run extremely fast.

But there is no way to take Wu Zizhong.

"Your Majesty, I don't dare to say this."

"Bullshit, what are you afraid to say? Say it quickly, I will forgive you for not guilty."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

The eunuch wiped his sweat and said tremblingly:

"Your Majesty, Lang Zhongling is petting the dog."

bang.

The first emperor was struck by lightning on the spot.

"Your Majesty, are you okay?"

The first emperor was not light on thunder.

Getting up with difficulty, he looked surprised.

"Ahem, what are you talking about? What is he doing?"

"Your Majesty, Lang Zhongling is... playing the dog?"

Damn it.

The first emperor's lungs were about to explode on the spot.

"Bastard, this bastard, what the hell is he playing with the dog?"

The first emperor was so angry that he wished he could bump his head to death.

Panting and roaring loudly:

"This damn bastard, my business is a big deal, isn't it as important as his petting the dog?"

"I'm so pissed off, I'm so pissed off."

The First Emperor scolded a lot.

The Tai on the side was really scared.

"Ahem, Your Majesty, keep your voice down."

"Huh? What's the matter? Why do I keep my voice low?"

"Is it possible that someone still dares to take care of me?"

Hearing what the first emperor said, the eunuch wiped his sweat.

No one cares about you?I don't know how much you have been beaten.

"Your Majesty, if Lang Zhongling hears about it, it will be difficult."

"Shit."

Emperor Shihuang slapped the table and shouted sharply:

"Could it be that bastard is such a coincidence?"

"If I don't scold him, he won't come, but if I scold him, he will come?"

"Do you think he's a hammer?"

The first emperor really drifted away.

Just as the words fell, a voice came.

"Old Win, you're floating, aren't you?"

"That bastard is scolding me? Pull it out and hit thirty big boards."

Emperor Shi Huang swears without thinking.

The eunuch on the side was so frightened that his legs went limp on the spot.

"Your Majesty, yes. Lang Zhongling is here."

"Huh? Come as soon as you come, what's the fuss. Fuck."

The first emperor was frightened on the spot, and his face was very ugly.

"Is he here?"

"Yes."

The eunuch on the side is really panicking, what's wrong with you?
The front foot still said that he was not afraid, why did he hesitate at this time?

At this moment, Wu Zizhong's figure had already entered.

"Old Win, were you scolding me just now?"

"Ah? What? How could I scold you? You heard it wrong."

The first emperor denied it on the spot. If he admitted this, he might be tricked again.

"Really? So you mean I have a problem with my ears? I heard wrong?"

The first emperor was embarrassed, seeing Wu Zizhong's expression, he really didn't know what to say.

The meaning is obvious, if you dare to say that you heard it wrong, you will be finished.

"Ahem, no, you are my good son, how could I scold you?"

"It must be some other bastard who scolded you, definitely not me."

[Fuck, always win, you are so shameless, you have done my best. 】

[This ability to turn one's face and deny one's account is even stronger than Lao Tzu's. 】

The first emperor was embarrassed, but he had no choice. It was really hard to deal with such a thing.

"Ahem, I didn't scold him, nor beat him to death."

Wu Zizhong didn't believe it, and immediately looked at the eunuch.

"is it?"

"what?"

The eunuch is dumbfounded, how can I answer this?No matter how you answer, you offend people at both ends.

Suddenly, the eunuch had the urge to cry.

The first emperor also looked at the eunuch:

"You mean, did I scold him?"

While talking, winking.

Eunuchs are really not human inside and out.

Plop--.

The eunuch knelt down directly.

"Your Majesty, Lang Zhong Ling, I beg you, please spare my family. I am just a eunuch. How can I get involved in such important family and country affairs?"

After speaking, tears came out. If possible, I would not be a eunuch if I was killed.

"Okay, okay, get out."

The first emperor gave a step at a critical moment.

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Then Emperor Shihuang coughed twice in embarrassment.

"I said bastard, I called you here for a big deal, why the hell are you licking a dog?"

"Are you not taking me seriously? Do you believe that I committed suicide immediately?"

"No."

Wu Zizhong was persuaded, although he did not believe that Emperor Shihuang would commit suicide.

But this has become Wu Zizhong's scar, as long as he hears this, he will subconsciously get nervous.

[Damn system, your uncle's. 】

Seeing that Wu Zizhong was frightened, Shi Huangdi regained a bit of dignity.

"Hmph, count you acquainted."

After sitting down, Wu Zizhong asked:

"Old Winner, what the hell is going on?"

Emperor Shihuang sighed.

"In two days it will be the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven. Tell me, what should I say?"

This stumped the first emperor.

"I am the emperor, what should I do if I say something wrong?"

"This is the first time offering sacrifices to the heavens after the unification of the Great Qin Dynasty. You can't be as casual as you used to be."

Indeed, if it was before, that's all.

But since the last time when the lair of all schools of thought was wiped out.

The first emperor knew that he was in the fate of the Great Qin Dynasty.

Don't talk casually, otherwise there will be problems.

One wrong move may lead to changes in China.

"Sarah? You don't know what you're going to say?"

"Should I know?"

"Don't you know?"

Well, the two started arguing.

"Okay, bastard, quickly think of a way, I know you have a lot of tricks."

"Just take it as I beg you, okay?"

Seeing the appearance of the first emperor, Wu Zizhong also sighed.

"Okay, Lao Ying, for the sake of your sincerity, I will help you."

Wu Zizhong stood up.

"What are you going to do?"

The first emperor was confused, so could it be that Xuan'ezi is going to do something again?

"Damn it, what are you still doing in a daze? Serve me with pen and ink."

"Fuck."

I am the first emperor of Qin, you actually asked me to prepare pen and ink for you?

"Okay, I'll get it for you."

For the sake of Great Qin, Shi Huang endured this tone.

(End of this chapter)