Chapter 544
Wu Zizhong's face was very ugly.
"Do you think my head was caught by the door or flooded? Have you ever seen anyone piss on themselves?"
"See, isn't it you?"
"I don't have him."
Wu Zizhong retorted on the spot, but would Shihuang believe it?
"You still say no? Isn't that true?"
me he.
Wu Zizhong has a hard time.
"This is not my father's."
"Yeah, yeah, it's not yours, but you can't get away by pissing on yourself."
Wu Zizhong was discouraged, didn't sleep all night, and didn't have the mood to argue.
"Okay, I can piss on myself."
Finally, Emperor Shi Huang smiled triumphantly.
"Tell me, what's the matter when you come here early in the morning?"
Wu Zizhong was a little worried.
"Old win, otherwise, don't do this sacrifice to heaven today."
"boom--."
Emperor Shi Huang slapped the table.
"Bastard, what are you talking about? How can such a big matter be trifling?"
The first emperor was very uncomfortable. This is not like Wu Zizhong's character.
"I said what's the matter with you? You are not afraid of anything on weekdays, why are you being cowardly at this time?"
Shi Huangdi was very uncomfortable, but just after he finished speaking, he woke up suddenly.
"Bitch, is something wrong?"
Wu Zizhong looked around and said immediately:
"This is not the place to talk."
The first emperor knew that the matter was serious, and immediately said to the people around him:
"I passed on my oral order, after all the officials go to the palace, wait for a while."
Then stood up:
"Go, son of a bitch, to the imperial study."
Today Wu Zizhong's behavior is not normal, Shi Huangdi is not an idiot.
Even Wu Zizhong felt that it was difficult, so how troublesome is this matter?
In the imperial study room, Emperor Shi Huang was very worried.
"What's going on, tell me quickly."
Wu Zizhong immediately said:
"Old Win, I finally know who the hell is going to deal with you."
"who is it?"
The first emperor was taken aback. The remnants of the six kingdoms were wiped out by himself, and the famous families had fallen apart.
Not to mention the hundreds of schools of thought, all of them are busy running for their lives.
Who else is there at this time?
"Old Win, do you remember that I asked you a question once, do you know Da Zhou?"
"I remember, but there is no Great Zhou in the Great Qin territory at all."
Having said this, Emperor Shihuang suddenly remembered something and said:
"Unless you're talking about the big week hundreds of years ago, thousands of years ago."
"But it's not right, isn't Da Zhou already extinct?"
Indeed, if the Great Zhou is not destroyed, how did the Spring and Autumn and Warring States appear?How did Daqin appear?
This doesn't make sense at all.
However, Wu Zizhong shook his head.
"Lao Ying, Da Zhou did not die, but survived in a different way."
"what?"
The first emperor was surprised.
"What is it, tell me quickly."
Afterwards, Wu Zizhong recounted what happened to him last night.
From catching the dog, every word is not missed.
Emperor Shihuang was terrified when he heard this.
"So, your piss was made by that bastard?"
"Hey, I can't help it. I didn't dare to move at that time. Those guys have special skills."
Wu Zizhong was very helpless, and so was Shi Huangdi.
It is indeed a unique skill. I am afraid that in the history of Great Qin, this is the only person who dares to pee on Wu Zizhong.
"And what about them?"
"I do not know."
"What? You don't know?"
The first emperor jumped up on the spot.
"Why don't you know? They are trying to harm me, why don't you know?"
"Your Majesty, you don't feel pain in your back when you stand and talk. Do you think it's easy for me all night?"
Wu Zizhong complained, and Shi Huangdi was also uncomfortable.
"Hmph, I'm obviously sitting and talking."
"By the way, you squatted there all night?"
Wu Zizhong spread his hands:
"That's right, his legs were numb from squatting, but he found out the next day that there was a toilet, which suffocated me to death."
No wonder, it's normal to say how that person peed there.
But why on the branch?This is incredible.
"What should we do now?"
The first emperor was very annoyed.
"I have already sent out the holy words, I have to do it, otherwise it will be a dishonor to the world."
Wu Zizhong was very distressed, all of them rushed into a pile.
"Hey, why didn't you find them before?"
What a big head.
"Hurry up and think of a way."
The first emperor couldn't hold back.
How did this happen?
"No matter what, the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven must be held later."
This is the ultimate goal of the first emperor, otherwise wouldn't he be dishonest to the world?
"Don't bother, let me think about it."
Wu Zizhong also panicked, trying his best to think about what magic weapon he still has.
Subconsciously opened the system space.
There are some C·4 in it, besides that, it is poison and so on.
And tons of other stuff.
Wu Zizhong looked dazzled.
Hey, system, your uncle, what should we do at this time?It's good for me to come to the laser.
Slowly turning the system space, Wu Zizhong didn't know what to do.
It seems that these things of my own are difficult to deal with these experts.
"By the way, I haven't signed in yet."
Wu Zizhong suddenly remembered that he had been busy all day yesterday, but he was so tired that he squatted against the wall in the middle of the night and had no time to sign in.
Maybe there will be a turning point when signing in this time.
Just as he was about to sign in, Wu Zizhong was stunned suddenly.
"No, the pissy old man of the system knows that after signing in so many times in Xianyang Palace, things are getting worse and worse."
"Should we wait until the time of offering sacrifices to the heavens, and when the Great Qin's destiny manifests to sign in?"
Although it is one fate, two luck and three geomantic omens.
But Wu Zizhong can only place his hope here.
"But no, what if it's not what I want? I have to plan."
Thinking of this, Wu Zizhong suddenly had an idea.
"Your Majesty, the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven must be held, but in advance."
"Ah? Why?"
(End of this chapter)
Wu Zizhong's face was very ugly.
"Do you think my head was caught by the door or flooded? Have you ever seen anyone piss on themselves?"
"See, isn't it you?"
"I don't have him."
Wu Zizhong retorted on the spot, but would Shihuang believe it?
"You still say no? Isn't that true?"
me he.
Wu Zizhong has a hard time.
"This is not my father's."
"Yeah, yeah, it's not yours, but you can't get away by pissing on yourself."
Wu Zizhong was discouraged, didn't sleep all night, and didn't have the mood to argue.
"Okay, I can piss on myself."
Finally, Emperor Shi Huang smiled triumphantly.
"Tell me, what's the matter when you come here early in the morning?"
Wu Zizhong was a little worried.
"Old win, otherwise, don't do this sacrifice to heaven today."
"boom--."
Emperor Shi Huang slapped the table.
"Bastard, what are you talking about? How can such a big matter be trifling?"
The first emperor was very uncomfortable. This is not like Wu Zizhong's character.
"I said what's the matter with you? You are not afraid of anything on weekdays, why are you being cowardly at this time?"
Shi Huangdi was very uncomfortable, but just after he finished speaking, he woke up suddenly.
"Bitch, is something wrong?"
Wu Zizhong looked around and said immediately:
"This is not the place to talk."
The first emperor knew that the matter was serious, and immediately said to the people around him:
"I passed on my oral order, after all the officials go to the palace, wait for a while."
Then stood up:
"Go, son of a bitch, to the imperial study."
Today Wu Zizhong's behavior is not normal, Shi Huangdi is not an idiot.
Even Wu Zizhong felt that it was difficult, so how troublesome is this matter?
In the imperial study room, Emperor Shi Huang was very worried.
"What's going on, tell me quickly."
Wu Zizhong immediately said:
"Old Win, I finally know who the hell is going to deal with you."
"who is it?"
The first emperor was taken aback. The remnants of the six kingdoms were wiped out by himself, and the famous families had fallen apart.
Not to mention the hundreds of schools of thought, all of them are busy running for their lives.
Who else is there at this time?
"Old Win, do you remember that I asked you a question once, do you know Da Zhou?"
"I remember, but there is no Great Zhou in the Great Qin territory at all."
Having said this, Emperor Shihuang suddenly remembered something and said:
"Unless you're talking about the big week hundreds of years ago, thousands of years ago."
"But it's not right, isn't Da Zhou already extinct?"
Indeed, if the Great Zhou is not destroyed, how did the Spring and Autumn and Warring States appear?How did Daqin appear?
This doesn't make sense at all.
However, Wu Zizhong shook his head.
"Lao Ying, Da Zhou did not die, but survived in a different way."
"what?"
The first emperor was surprised.
"What is it, tell me quickly."
Afterwards, Wu Zizhong recounted what happened to him last night.
From catching the dog, every word is not missed.
Emperor Shihuang was terrified when he heard this.
"So, your piss was made by that bastard?"
"Hey, I can't help it. I didn't dare to move at that time. Those guys have special skills."
Wu Zizhong was very helpless, and so was Shi Huangdi.
It is indeed a unique skill. I am afraid that in the history of Great Qin, this is the only person who dares to pee on Wu Zizhong.
"And what about them?"
"I do not know."
"What? You don't know?"
The first emperor jumped up on the spot.
"Why don't you know? They are trying to harm me, why don't you know?"
"Your Majesty, you don't feel pain in your back when you stand and talk. Do you think it's easy for me all night?"
Wu Zizhong complained, and Shi Huangdi was also uncomfortable.
"Hmph, I'm obviously sitting and talking."
"By the way, you squatted there all night?"
Wu Zizhong spread his hands:
"That's right, his legs were numb from squatting, but he found out the next day that there was a toilet, which suffocated me to death."
No wonder, it's normal to say how that person peed there.
But why on the branch?This is incredible.
"What should we do now?"
The first emperor was very annoyed.
"I have already sent out the holy words, I have to do it, otherwise it will be a dishonor to the world."
Wu Zizhong was very distressed, all of them rushed into a pile.
"Hey, why didn't you find them before?"
What a big head.
"Hurry up and think of a way."
The first emperor couldn't hold back.
How did this happen?
"No matter what, the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven must be held later."
This is the ultimate goal of the first emperor, otherwise wouldn't he be dishonest to the world?
"Don't bother, let me think about it."
Wu Zizhong also panicked, trying his best to think about what magic weapon he still has.
Subconsciously opened the system space.
There are some C·4 in it, besides that, it is poison and so on.
And tons of other stuff.
Wu Zizhong looked dazzled.
Hey, system, your uncle, what should we do at this time?It's good for me to come to the laser.
Slowly turning the system space, Wu Zizhong didn't know what to do.
It seems that these things of my own are difficult to deal with these experts.
"By the way, I haven't signed in yet."
Wu Zizhong suddenly remembered that he had been busy all day yesterday, but he was so tired that he squatted against the wall in the middle of the night and had no time to sign in.
Maybe there will be a turning point when signing in this time.
Just as he was about to sign in, Wu Zizhong was stunned suddenly.
"No, the pissy old man of the system knows that after signing in so many times in Xianyang Palace, things are getting worse and worse."
"Should we wait until the time of offering sacrifices to the heavens, and when the Great Qin's destiny manifests to sign in?"
Although it is one fate, two luck and three geomantic omens.
But Wu Zizhong can only place his hope here.
"But no, what if it's not what I want? I have to plan."
Thinking of this, Wu Zizhong suddenly had an idea.
"Your Majesty, the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven must be held, but in advance."
"Ah? Why?"
(End of this chapter)
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