Daqin's voice was stolen by Yingzheng at the beginning
Chapter 6 The Tianwen Sword is Used to Cut Meat
Chapter 6 The Tianwen Sword is Used to Cut Meat
It's twelve o'clock?So fast?
"System, sign in."
Wu Zizhong has already started praying in his heart, hoping that he can get something to solve the problems in front of him by signing in.
"Ding——, congratulations to the host, Wujiabao successfully signed in, and got a bag of barbecue ingredients."
"Fuck, good stuff, thank you Western Lord Buddha, thank you Eastern Jade Emperor, thank you ***."
Wu Zizhong checked it immediately, but was dumbfounded the next moment.
"I only have [-] grams to fuck? What kind of international joke?"
Seeing Wu Zizhong in a daze, Wu Shiluo was terribly frightened, could this bastard have fallen ill again?
The first emperor is also unknown, so:
"Wu Zizhong, what are you still doing? Time is running out."
Immediately returning to his senses, he hurriedly said:
"Your Majesty, wait a moment, I'll go and prepare one or two."
After finishing speaking, Wu Zizhong immediately ran away.
This stunned the people present, could it be that Wu Zizhong wanted to escape?
However, within a short while, Wu Zizhong was seen coming over with a wooden stick in his hand.
"Wu Zizhong, what are you doing with these wooden sticks?"
The first emperor was very curious, and at the same time he was looking forward to it.
The way of appearance is different, it must be delicious.
"Your Majesty, wait a moment and see me offer a hand."
Wu Zizhong took out a large piece of mutton and put it on the table.
Looking around, he suddenly saw the sword on the waist of the First Emperor.
"Well, Your Majesty, use your sword."
The first emperor did not refuse, and handed the sword to Wu Zizhong:
"Eh? Why? Could it be that you want to entertain us with a performance before dinner?"
"No."
I was about to ask, but the next moment Emperor Shihuang was about to go berserk.
All I saw was that Wu Zizhong was cutting mutton with his own sword.
"Nizi, you bastard, that's His Majesty's sword, how can you use it to cut meat? Why don't you return it?"
Wu Zhiluo was so frightened that he lost his mind.
The First Emperor was also angry, and he slapped the table and shouted sharply:
"Lang Zhongling, that is my sword, do you know what kind of sword it is?"
[What sword?Of course I know, isn’t it just God’s question? 】
The first emperor was trembling with anger, since you know it's a question from heaven, you still treat it like this?
"Your Majesty, I don't have any cutting tools, why don't you take them back?"
Seeing the blood stains on Tianwen, Shi Huangdi was about to collapse.
"I'm so angry, you bastard, my sword, you ruined it just like that."
The others present were also taken aback.
If you didn't cut the tool, you can tell me.
Is it worth touching His Majesty?
[Come on, it seems that the food can't be eaten. 】
The First Emperor was about to take it back, but stopped after hearing the voice of his heart.
"Okay, this time I will make an exception for you to use. If you can't produce delicious food, I will roast you."
My god, Wu Zizhong was taken aback, and immediately squatted down to cut the meat.
The first emperor felt distressed, how could he ask God.
All I saw was Wu Zizhong cutting the mutton into small pieces and putting them on the wooden sticks. Everyone couldn't understand why.
Start baking according to the method of grilling in the previous life, turning it over from time to time.
"Lang Zhongling, this is no different. Is this the delicacy you are talking about?"
"Your Majesty, be safe and don't be impatient."
Wu Zizhong continued to bake.
[Silly hat who has never seen the world, this is a famous barbecue, forget it, these people don't know the goods, I will eat it by myself later. 】
What?This bastard actually called me a fool?Why does he want to eat alone?There are no doors.
The next moment he saw Wu Zizhong took out a small bag and sprinkled it on it.
"What is this?"
A scent came, and the whole room was filled immediately.
It smells so good, I want to eat it now, I can't take it anymore.
Not only the first emperor, but even Wu Shiluo and others were drooling all over the place.
"Wow, it smells so good."
Seeing Wu Zizhong picked it up and smelled it, the people present couldn't wait to rush up to snatch it.
"Wu Zizhong, are you alright?"
The first emperor spoke in a hurry and couldn't hold back anymore, and his saliva was already flowing out.
The First Emperor waved his sleeves directly, without any regard for his image.
"Not yet, what's the rush."
【Yingzheng, thanks to you being an emperor through the ages, why does this little pomp frighten you?You let me down so much. 】
Forehead?I.
The first emperor was stunned, yes, in his heart, he is an emperor through the ages, no, I can't destroy my image in his heart.
The First Emperor forcibly stabilized himself and waited anxiously.
Seeing the mutton skewers on the brazier gleaming with oil and filled with fragrance, I really can't bear it.
"Okay, you can eat."
Finally, it's the moment I've been waiting for.
"Quick, bring it to me quickly."
After snatching the kebab from Wu Zizhong's hand, Shi Huang ate it without any regard for his appearance.
"It's delicious, it's so delicious."
The others were drooling all over the floor with the skewers in their hands, but they didn't move their mouths.
"Huh? Why don't you guys eat? You're not hungry, right? Then give it all to me."
Emperor Shihuang grabbed it and ate it.
Others felt itchy when they saw it, but they dared not eat it.
This is the meat cut by Tianwen.
Tianwen is the sword of the first emperor, do they have the guts to eat it?
Everyone hated Wu Zizhong at this moment.
Why the hell can't you switch to another cutting tool?I have to ask His Majesty's God.
Seeing Wu Zizhong's mouth full of oil, the people present couldn't wait to snatch it.
"Wu Zizhong, is there any more?"
Shi Huang wiped his mouth fiercely with his sleeves, and his eyes were full of longing.
"Your Majesty, no more."
No?What the hell are you holding in your hand?
The first emperor wanted to grab it, but it was because of face.
Helpless can only look at other people:
"Can you tell me there are more?"
ah?What does it mean?
All I saw was that the First Emperor kept winking, indicating that Wu Zizhong still had more.
Wu Shiluo immediately stood up and shouted loudly:
"Nizi, why don't you give your Majesty the delicacies in your hand?"
The first emperor was happy, and Wu Shiluo went on the road.
"Huh? This is mine."
"Nizi, the sky is big and the earth is big, His Majesty is the biggest, so hurry up and give it to Your Majesty."
[Fuck, this belongs to me, you can't grab it. 】
But dare not say this, I am afraid that the first emperor will be angry.
"Okay, I'll walk over and give it to Your Majesty."
Wu Zizhong immediately speeded up his swallowing speed, eating with big mouthfuls.
The steps under his feet were moving very slowly.
After seeing this scene, Emperor Shihuang was so angry that one Buddha came out of his body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.
You fucking should walk faster, it's so slow, when you walk in front of me, all these skewers will be gone.
Reluctantly, the First Emperor looked at Wu Zhiluo, and Wu Zhiluo also understood.
"What are you dawdling about? Don't eat any more, give it to Your Majesty quickly."
Wu Zizhong originally wanted to delay.
But when he saw the stick in Wu Zhiluo's hand, he was so scared that he ran over immediately.
"Your Majesty, that's all. You should save some for me anyway."
"Well, what Lang Zhongling said is right, I must save some for you."
After speaking, I took a skewer and ate it hard, leaving only a small piece.
"Take it, here it is."
【I'm going, damn Zulong, where are you sending the beggar? 】
"Thank you, Your Majesty."
Wu Zizhong had no choice but to take it. The first emperor was happy to eat, and the others couldn't stand it any longer.
Soon, Shi Huangdi finished eating again.
"Wu Zizhong, is there any more?"
"Ah? Gone?"
The first emperor was also disappointed, so delicious is it gone?
However, the next moment, Emperor Shihuang heard the voice of his heart and became excited immediately.
[Fortunately, I saved half a bag, otherwise I wouldn't be able to eat a bite. 】
[Well, after they all leave, I will come to bake, and then I will eat by myself. 】
The first emperor was stunned.
besides?Haha, okay, but this kid didn't say anything, what should I do?
Yes, the first emperor had an idea.
(End of this chapter)
It's twelve o'clock?So fast?
"System, sign in."
Wu Zizhong has already started praying in his heart, hoping that he can get something to solve the problems in front of him by signing in.
"Ding——, congratulations to the host, Wujiabao successfully signed in, and got a bag of barbecue ingredients."
"Fuck, good stuff, thank you Western Lord Buddha, thank you Eastern Jade Emperor, thank you ***."
Wu Zizhong checked it immediately, but was dumbfounded the next moment.
"I only have [-] grams to fuck? What kind of international joke?"
Seeing Wu Zizhong in a daze, Wu Shiluo was terribly frightened, could this bastard have fallen ill again?
The first emperor is also unknown, so:
"Wu Zizhong, what are you still doing? Time is running out."
Immediately returning to his senses, he hurriedly said:
"Your Majesty, wait a moment, I'll go and prepare one or two."
After finishing speaking, Wu Zizhong immediately ran away.
This stunned the people present, could it be that Wu Zizhong wanted to escape?
However, within a short while, Wu Zizhong was seen coming over with a wooden stick in his hand.
"Wu Zizhong, what are you doing with these wooden sticks?"
The first emperor was very curious, and at the same time he was looking forward to it.
The way of appearance is different, it must be delicious.
"Your Majesty, wait a moment and see me offer a hand."
Wu Zizhong took out a large piece of mutton and put it on the table.
Looking around, he suddenly saw the sword on the waist of the First Emperor.
"Well, Your Majesty, use your sword."
The first emperor did not refuse, and handed the sword to Wu Zizhong:
"Eh? Why? Could it be that you want to entertain us with a performance before dinner?"
"No."
I was about to ask, but the next moment Emperor Shihuang was about to go berserk.
All I saw was that Wu Zizhong was cutting mutton with his own sword.
"Nizi, you bastard, that's His Majesty's sword, how can you use it to cut meat? Why don't you return it?"
Wu Zhiluo was so frightened that he lost his mind.
The First Emperor was also angry, and he slapped the table and shouted sharply:
"Lang Zhongling, that is my sword, do you know what kind of sword it is?"
[What sword?Of course I know, isn’t it just God’s question? 】
The first emperor was trembling with anger, since you know it's a question from heaven, you still treat it like this?
"Your Majesty, I don't have any cutting tools, why don't you take them back?"
Seeing the blood stains on Tianwen, Shi Huangdi was about to collapse.
"I'm so angry, you bastard, my sword, you ruined it just like that."
The others present were also taken aback.
If you didn't cut the tool, you can tell me.
Is it worth touching His Majesty?
[Come on, it seems that the food can't be eaten. 】
The First Emperor was about to take it back, but stopped after hearing the voice of his heart.
"Okay, this time I will make an exception for you to use. If you can't produce delicious food, I will roast you."
My god, Wu Zizhong was taken aback, and immediately squatted down to cut the meat.
The first emperor felt distressed, how could he ask God.
All I saw was Wu Zizhong cutting the mutton into small pieces and putting them on the wooden sticks. Everyone couldn't understand why.
Start baking according to the method of grilling in the previous life, turning it over from time to time.
"Lang Zhongling, this is no different. Is this the delicacy you are talking about?"
"Your Majesty, be safe and don't be impatient."
Wu Zizhong continued to bake.
[Silly hat who has never seen the world, this is a famous barbecue, forget it, these people don't know the goods, I will eat it by myself later. 】
What?This bastard actually called me a fool?Why does he want to eat alone?There are no doors.
The next moment he saw Wu Zizhong took out a small bag and sprinkled it on it.
"What is this?"
A scent came, and the whole room was filled immediately.
It smells so good, I want to eat it now, I can't take it anymore.
Not only the first emperor, but even Wu Shiluo and others were drooling all over the place.
"Wow, it smells so good."
Seeing Wu Zizhong picked it up and smelled it, the people present couldn't wait to rush up to snatch it.
"Wu Zizhong, are you alright?"
The first emperor spoke in a hurry and couldn't hold back anymore, and his saliva was already flowing out.
The First Emperor waved his sleeves directly, without any regard for his image.
"Not yet, what's the rush."
【Yingzheng, thanks to you being an emperor through the ages, why does this little pomp frighten you?You let me down so much. 】
Forehead?I.
The first emperor was stunned, yes, in his heart, he is an emperor through the ages, no, I can't destroy my image in his heart.
The First Emperor forcibly stabilized himself and waited anxiously.
Seeing the mutton skewers on the brazier gleaming with oil and filled with fragrance, I really can't bear it.
"Okay, you can eat."
Finally, it's the moment I've been waiting for.
"Quick, bring it to me quickly."
After snatching the kebab from Wu Zizhong's hand, Shi Huang ate it without any regard for his appearance.
"It's delicious, it's so delicious."
The others were drooling all over the floor with the skewers in their hands, but they didn't move their mouths.
"Huh? Why don't you guys eat? You're not hungry, right? Then give it all to me."
Emperor Shihuang grabbed it and ate it.
Others felt itchy when they saw it, but they dared not eat it.
This is the meat cut by Tianwen.
Tianwen is the sword of the first emperor, do they have the guts to eat it?
Everyone hated Wu Zizhong at this moment.
Why the hell can't you switch to another cutting tool?I have to ask His Majesty's God.
Seeing Wu Zizhong's mouth full of oil, the people present couldn't wait to snatch it.
"Wu Zizhong, is there any more?"
Shi Huang wiped his mouth fiercely with his sleeves, and his eyes were full of longing.
"Your Majesty, no more."
No?What the hell are you holding in your hand?
The first emperor wanted to grab it, but it was because of face.
Helpless can only look at other people:
"Can you tell me there are more?"
ah?What does it mean?
All I saw was that the First Emperor kept winking, indicating that Wu Zizhong still had more.
Wu Shiluo immediately stood up and shouted loudly:
"Nizi, why don't you give your Majesty the delicacies in your hand?"
The first emperor was happy, and Wu Shiluo went on the road.
"Huh? This is mine."
"Nizi, the sky is big and the earth is big, His Majesty is the biggest, so hurry up and give it to Your Majesty."
[Fuck, this belongs to me, you can't grab it. 】
But dare not say this, I am afraid that the first emperor will be angry.
"Okay, I'll walk over and give it to Your Majesty."
Wu Zizhong immediately speeded up his swallowing speed, eating with big mouthfuls.
The steps under his feet were moving very slowly.
After seeing this scene, Emperor Shihuang was so angry that one Buddha came out of his body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.
You fucking should walk faster, it's so slow, when you walk in front of me, all these skewers will be gone.
Reluctantly, the First Emperor looked at Wu Zhiluo, and Wu Zhiluo also understood.
"What are you dawdling about? Don't eat any more, give it to Your Majesty quickly."
Wu Zizhong originally wanted to delay.
But when he saw the stick in Wu Zhiluo's hand, he was so scared that he ran over immediately.
"Your Majesty, that's all. You should save some for me anyway."
"Well, what Lang Zhongling said is right, I must save some for you."
After speaking, I took a skewer and ate it hard, leaving only a small piece.
"Take it, here it is."
【I'm going, damn Zulong, where are you sending the beggar? 】
"Thank you, Your Majesty."
Wu Zizhong had no choice but to take it. The first emperor was happy to eat, and the others couldn't stand it any longer.
Soon, Shi Huangdi finished eating again.
"Wu Zizhong, is there any more?"
"Ah? Gone?"
The first emperor was also disappointed, so delicious is it gone?
However, the next moment, Emperor Shihuang heard the voice of his heart and became excited immediately.
[Fortunately, I saved half a bag, otherwise I wouldn't be able to eat a bite. 】
[Well, after they all leave, I will come to bake, and then I will eat by myself. 】
The first emperor was stunned.
besides?Haha, okay, but this kid didn't say anything, what should I do?
Yes, the first emperor had an idea.
(End of this chapter)
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