Chapter 792
After the wolf god disappeared, the three of them searched here for a long time, but they couldn't find anything usable, nothing more than some utensils and the like.
To tell the truth, I was a little flustered in my heart. Wu Zizhong was full of wealth, but Shi Huangdi and Wang Jian were ugly. Even if he didn't get it, Wang Jian still had the image of a dog leg.
Wang Jian was so angry that he wanted to bump his head to death. If Wu Zizhong hadn't said that there was still a chance to help him recover, Wang Jian might have gone crazy.
After walking out of Shimen and arriving in the desert, everything was calm.
"What a fool, he didn't catch the fart, but turned into a dog's leg, this old man is so mad."
Wang Jian cursed angrily, looked at his legs, and found that they were no longer human legs, they looked like dog legs, and he walked very awkwardly, if he wasn't a cultivator, he probably really didn't know what to do.
"Okay, I'm making you anxious. Didn't you say that, the bastard? When the wolf god wakes up, I can deal with your dog legs."
The first emperor comforted him helplessly, this is really a strange thing, but after turning around, he burst out laughing, Wang Jian looked at the shivering shoulders of the first emperor, and gritted his teeth angrily.
He suddenly looked at Wu Zizhong and shouted loudly:
"You son of a bitch, I don't care, if you don't return these legs, I'll never end with you."
"Puff, hahahaha."
Wu Zizhong couldn't hold back anymore, and finally burst out laughing, belly laughing.
"Are you still laughing?"
Wang Jian wanted to slap Wu Zizhong to death, but he couldn't slap him, so he could only hold back.
"Hahaha, don't worry, I will definitely get it back for you, hahaha"
Wu Zizhong laughed so hard that he was rolling on the ground, Wang Jian's eyes were red, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, why should they come here and have nothing to do, but he has something to do?
"But during this period of time, hahaha. You... you are going to take this circle, hahaha."
It's fine if you don't mention this, but when Wu Zizhong said it, Wang Jian became even more furious. Seeing a dog collar hanging around his neck, he let out a roar.
"I'm stupid—"
"I'm the mighty God of the Qin army. How can I live with a dog around me? Where can I put my old face on?"
Seeing that Wang Jian was about to die, Emperor Shi Huang came over with a suppressed smile, patted Wang Jian on the shoulder and said:
"Don't worry, didn't I bring it too?"
As he spoke, he also revealed the things around his neck, which made Wang Jian feel a little better, at least he wasn't alone.
However, at the next moment, he almost got angry and wanted to scold his mother, only to see Shi Huangdi took it off all of a sudden.
"Haha——, I don't need it now, are you uncomfortable? Hahaha, I feel comfortable."
After speaking, he turned his buttocks and left, Wang Jian felt very uncomfortable.
"Your uncle, seek a beating."
Suddenly jumped over.
"Ying Zheng sees the fight."
"Huh? Fuck."
Crackling, crackling, and the result was a violent beating when he was pressed to the ground. After a while, Wang Jian was speechless, and he couldn't move.
The first emperor was still crossing his legs, protected by the golden dragon around his body, and the real dragon overlord directly ignored Wang Jian.
"Hmph, Xiao Mian, want to sneak attack me? You are still far away."
What about me? Wang Jian is dead.
After arguing for a while, it was almost over, only to hear Wu Zizhong say:
"Okay, let's go quickly, this trip has delayed a lot of time."
Putting away his smile, three beams of light flashed across quickly. For the sake of saving face, Wang Jian abruptly took Wu Zizhong's coat and wrapped it around his legs, looking like a mummy.
Passing by the territory of the Huns, I saw houses of all sizes everywhere, all of which were dug halfway down, and the rich spiritual energy was being released rapidly.
Except for some occasional herders, most of them are practicing cultivation.
The grass that is as tall as a person grows even more lushly, and it is so green that you can't see the edge at a glance. The cattle, sheep and horses are grazing in the pasture. If you are not in the air, you really can't see it.
"You son of a bitch, I suddenly want to eat roasted whole lamb."
All of a sudden, the first emperor popped out such a sentence, Wu Zizhong was shocked on the spot.
"I'm going, must I eat?"
"Well, of course I want to eat, what's the matter? You don't like it?"
Wu Zizhong panicked, he really wanted to go back and see his wives, at this time Wang Jian also spoke.
"The old man wants to eat too, you have to comfort me."
me he.
Wu Zizhong was speechless.
"Okay, just eat."
[I owed you in my previous life, why am I so unlucky? 】
Hearing the voice of his heart, Emperor Shi Huang laughed, "You not only owed me in your previous life, but also in this life, you have to pay it back."
He found the gathering place of the Huns and fell down.
After the model went out, he immediately saluted when he saw the first emperor.
"Greetings to Your Majesty, King Zhen, and General Wang."
"Huh? Be a model, don't look outside, you're one of your own."
The First Emperor smiled. His dream of unifying the Xiongnu has finally come true today. He is in a great mood.
"Yes, Your Majesty, but General Wang, this is you."
Looking at Wang Jian's legs wrapped in thick clothes, he couldn't move his legs apart when he was walking.
"Huh? Huh, what's the matter, the old man is a little cold, cover it up, do you have an opinion?"
"Uh no, no, hey, no."
Wu Zizhong and Shi Huangdi suffocated their laughter, their faces turned red, Wang Jian's face darkened when he saw this, and the two immediately became serious, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that these two guys were laughing hard.
"Hmph, rare is more strange."
Wang Jian ignored it. Of these two guys, one couldn't beat the other, and the other couldn't beat them. They deserved to be angry.
With a bad face, he looked at the model and said:
"I want to eat roasted whole lamb, and get some good lambs."
After finishing speaking, he stepped into the tent and was stunned.
"Your Majesty, this."
The First Emperor took a deep breath, then stopped smiling and said:
"Don't worry about him, people are old and their brains don't work well."
"By the way, I really want to eat roasted whole lamb. Choose some better ones."
Hearing this, Zha Model was extremely excited.
"Your Majesty, please come in. Your subordinate will go and pick some good ones."
After entering the tent, seeing Wang Jian sitting there motionless like a little daughter-in-law, Shi Huangdi and Wu Zizhong almost laughed again when they saw this.
"It's best not to laugh, or the old man will tell the world what happened to you two."
shit.
"You can do it, count yourself as ruthless."
The first emperor didn't dare to laugh anymore. If it got out, the majestic first emperor of Qin actually wore a dog collar. There is no way to reason.
Seeing this, Wu Zizhong also sat down, and with a wave of one hand, a large amount of condiments appeared.
"This is the seasoning. You can bake it yourself later. I'll be busy for a while. Remember, don't bother me."
After the voice fell, he lay down immediately, but Wang Jian was in a hurry:
"You son of a bitch, the old man can't."
"Huh, I always win myself. I have been able to pass on my true teachings for such a long time in the cultivation world."
me he...
The first emperor panicked, he was the first emperor, and he became a cook?This is not good, just as he was about to speak, he suddenly felt Wang Jian's gaze.
"Eh? What are you looking at?"
I only heard Wang Jian say:
"What's the matter? I've become like this, can't I still eat your roasted whole lamb? Why don't you go to heaven?"
The first emperor's face turned ugly on the spot.
"Fart, I'm the Emperor of Qin, you actually want me to roast mutton?"
However, Wang Jian didn't give face at all.
"What's the matter? Isn't the emperor a human being? Can't the old man eat you and roast a whole lamb? Are you not human?"
What the hell, well, Shi Huangdi held back, glanced at Wang Jian's legs, sighed, and considered convinced.
"Okay, I'll bake it for you, I owe you what I owe you in my previous life."
After talking, it's time to prepare the seasoning.
"Hmph, that's about the same."
Wang Jian, I really want to slap you to death.
(End of this chapter)
After the wolf god disappeared, the three of them searched here for a long time, but they couldn't find anything usable, nothing more than some utensils and the like.
To tell the truth, I was a little flustered in my heart. Wu Zizhong was full of wealth, but Shi Huangdi and Wang Jian were ugly. Even if he didn't get it, Wang Jian still had the image of a dog leg.
Wang Jian was so angry that he wanted to bump his head to death. If Wu Zizhong hadn't said that there was still a chance to help him recover, Wang Jian might have gone crazy.
After walking out of Shimen and arriving in the desert, everything was calm.
"What a fool, he didn't catch the fart, but turned into a dog's leg, this old man is so mad."
Wang Jian cursed angrily, looked at his legs, and found that they were no longer human legs, they looked like dog legs, and he walked very awkwardly, if he wasn't a cultivator, he probably really didn't know what to do.
"Okay, I'm making you anxious. Didn't you say that, the bastard? When the wolf god wakes up, I can deal with your dog legs."
The first emperor comforted him helplessly, this is really a strange thing, but after turning around, he burst out laughing, Wang Jian looked at the shivering shoulders of the first emperor, and gritted his teeth angrily.
He suddenly looked at Wu Zizhong and shouted loudly:
"You son of a bitch, I don't care, if you don't return these legs, I'll never end with you."
"Puff, hahahaha."
Wu Zizhong couldn't hold back anymore, and finally burst out laughing, belly laughing.
"Are you still laughing?"
Wang Jian wanted to slap Wu Zizhong to death, but he couldn't slap him, so he could only hold back.
"Hahaha, don't worry, I will definitely get it back for you, hahaha"
Wu Zizhong laughed so hard that he was rolling on the ground, Wang Jian's eyes were red, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, why should they come here and have nothing to do, but he has something to do?
"But during this period of time, hahaha. You... you are going to take this circle, hahaha."
It's fine if you don't mention this, but when Wu Zizhong said it, Wang Jian became even more furious. Seeing a dog collar hanging around his neck, he let out a roar.
"I'm stupid—"
"I'm the mighty God of the Qin army. How can I live with a dog around me? Where can I put my old face on?"
Seeing that Wang Jian was about to die, Emperor Shi Huang came over with a suppressed smile, patted Wang Jian on the shoulder and said:
"Don't worry, didn't I bring it too?"
As he spoke, he also revealed the things around his neck, which made Wang Jian feel a little better, at least he wasn't alone.
However, at the next moment, he almost got angry and wanted to scold his mother, only to see Shi Huangdi took it off all of a sudden.
"Haha——, I don't need it now, are you uncomfortable? Hahaha, I feel comfortable."
After speaking, he turned his buttocks and left, Wang Jian felt very uncomfortable.
"Your uncle, seek a beating."
Suddenly jumped over.
"Ying Zheng sees the fight."
"Huh? Fuck."
Crackling, crackling, and the result was a violent beating when he was pressed to the ground. After a while, Wang Jian was speechless, and he couldn't move.
The first emperor was still crossing his legs, protected by the golden dragon around his body, and the real dragon overlord directly ignored Wang Jian.
"Hmph, Xiao Mian, want to sneak attack me? You are still far away."
What about me? Wang Jian is dead.
After arguing for a while, it was almost over, only to hear Wu Zizhong say:
"Okay, let's go quickly, this trip has delayed a lot of time."
Putting away his smile, three beams of light flashed across quickly. For the sake of saving face, Wang Jian abruptly took Wu Zizhong's coat and wrapped it around his legs, looking like a mummy.
Passing by the territory of the Huns, I saw houses of all sizes everywhere, all of which were dug halfway down, and the rich spiritual energy was being released rapidly.
Except for some occasional herders, most of them are practicing cultivation.
The grass that is as tall as a person grows even more lushly, and it is so green that you can't see the edge at a glance. The cattle, sheep and horses are grazing in the pasture. If you are not in the air, you really can't see it.
"You son of a bitch, I suddenly want to eat roasted whole lamb."
All of a sudden, the first emperor popped out such a sentence, Wu Zizhong was shocked on the spot.
"I'm going, must I eat?"
"Well, of course I want to eat, what's the matter? You don't like it?"
Wu Zizhong panicked, he really wanted to go back and see his wives, at this time Wang Jian also spoke.
"The old man wants to eat too, you have to comfort me."
me he.
Wu Zizhong was speechless.
"Okay, just eat."
[I owed you in my previous life, why am I so unlucky? 】
Hearing the voice of his heart, Emperor Shi Huang laughed, "You not only owed me in your previous life, but also in this life, you have to pay it back."
He found the gathering place of the Huns and fell down.
After the model went out, he immediately saluted when he saw the first emperor.
"Greetings to Your Majesty, King Zhen, and General Wang."
"Huh? Be a model, don't look outside, you're one of your own."
The First Emperor smiled. His dream of unifying the Xiongnu has finally come true today. He is in a great mood.
"Yes, Your Majesty, but General Wang, this is you."
Looking at Wang Jian's legs wrapped in thick clothes, he couldn't move his legs apart when he was walking.
"Huh? Huh, what's the matter, the old man is a little cold, cover it up, do you have an opinion?"
"Uh no, no, hey, no."
Wu Zizhong and Shi Huangdi suffocated their laughter, their faces turned red, Wang Jian's face darkened when he saw this, and the two immediately became serious, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that these two guys were laughing hard.
"Hmph, rare is more strange."
Wang Jian ignored it. Of these two guys, one couldn't beat the other, and the other couldn't beat them. They deserved to be angry.
With a bad face, he looked at the model and said:
"I want to eat roasted whole lamb, and get some good lambs."
After finishing speaking, he stepped into the tent and was stunned.
"Your Majesty, this."
The First Emperor took a deep breath, then stopped smiling and said:
"Don't worry about him, people are old and their brains don't work well."
"By the way, I really want to eat roasted whole lamb. Choose some better ones."
Hearing this, Zha Model was extremely excited.
"Your Majesty, please come in. Your subordinate will go and pick some good ones."
After entering the tent, seeing Wang Jian sitting there motionless like a little daughter-in-law, Shi Huangdi and Wu Zizhong almost laughed again when they saw this.
"It's best not to laugh, or the old man will tell the world what happened to you two."
shit.
"You can do it, count yourself as ruthless."
The first emperor didn't dare to laugh anymore. If it got out, the majestic first emperor of Qin actually wore a dog collar. There is no way to reason.
Seeing this, Wu Zizhong also sat down, and with a wave of one hand, a large amount of condiments appeared.
"This is the seasoning. You can bake it yourself later. I'll be busy for a while. Remember, don't bother me."
After the voice fell, he lay down immediately, but Wang Jian was in a hurry:
"You son of a bitch, the old man can't."
"Huh, I always win myself. I have been able to pass on my true teachings for such a long time in the cultivation world."
me he...
The first emperor panicked, he was the first emperor, and he became a cook?This is not good, just as he was about to speak, he suddenly felt Wang Jian's gaze.
"Eh? What are you looking at?"
I only heard Wang Jian say:
"What's the matter? I've become like this, can't I still eat your roasted whole lamb? Why don't you go to heaven?"
The first emperor's face turned ugly on the spot.
"Fart, I'm the Emperor of Qin, you actually want me to roast mutton?"
However, Wang Jian didn't give face at all.
"What's the matter? Isn't the emperor a human being? Can't the old man eat you and roast a whole lamb? Are you not human?"
What the hell, well, Shi Huangdi held back, glanced at Wang Jian's legs, sighed, and considered convinced.
"Okay, I'll bake it for you, I owe you what I owe you in my previous life."
After talking, it's time to prepare the seasoning.
"Hmph, that's about the same."
Wang Jian, I really want to slap you to death.
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Rebirth of the Entertainment Circle: Return of the Queen
Chapter 1437 9 hours ago -
Immortality Begins with the Master of Alchemy
Chapter 118 9 hours ago -
A Man Who Became A Noble In The Underworld Bought The Mother And Daughter Of The Guhe Family
Chapter 75 16 hours ago -
Doraemon In Fairy Tail
Chapter 128 16 hours ago -
Guoyun Online Game: Start as Gongsun Li
Chapter 180 16 hours ago -
Spiritual Qi Revival: Get the Heavenly Master Degree at the Beginning
Chapter 7 16 hours ago -
Ke Xue: Revitalizing the winery starts with taking a concubine
Chapter 92 16 hours ago -
I, Naruto, started with Hinata feeding me imported candy
Chapter 52 16 hours ago -
Video of the Heavens: A Review of the Top Ten Tang Sanzang
Chapter 339 16 hours ago -
Game of Thrones: I became a crown prince for a day
Chapter 349 1 days ago