I will beat whoever eats chicken

Chapter 418
The old security guard was in a cloud of mist, wondering if he was really too old to have a bad memory, did he know that young man?Otherwise, what the hell is he laughing for no reason!

But after a while, Wu Tong came back again, standing at the entrance of the building playing with his mobile phone, looking up from time to time, as if he was waiting for someone.

The old man just stared at him, trying hard to remember where he saw this young man.

As a result, Wu Tong was stared at uncomfortably. He took out an unopened package of soft Chinese from his pocket, opened it decently, put one in his mouth, and then pretended to notice that the old man was looking at him , showing surprise and bewilderment.

He went up to give one to the old security guard, and offered to set it on fire.

The old man is still in a daze right now!He didn't even react, he stuffed a cigarette into his mouth, lit it up, and then he came back to his senses, "What! You can't smoke inside!" He hurriedly moved the stool outside, just across a glass door, the old man I smoke with peace of mind.

"Yo, Ruan Zhonghua, yes..." The old man smiled, and he didn't know whether he was talking about cigarettes or Wu Tong.He did not dare to smoke in the building because there is surveillance. Smoking is prohibited in the building. If someone in the building sees it, he will deduct 50 yuan. He only gets about [-] yuan for the gatekeeper this month. He can't bear such a deduction.

Although he lives in a magic city where every inch of land is expensive and the wages are high and consumption is high, but at his age, his job is said to be a security guard, but he is actually a gatekeeper. He just sits at the door every day and sweeps the floor. , this kind of old building that has been around for a long time, it is good to find an old man for [-] yuan.

Wu Tong also lit a cigarette for himself, and immediately spit it out after inhaling it. The smoke was thick and white, and there was no obvious ups and downs in his chest.

The old man glanced at him, and he knew at a glance that Wu Tong actually doesn't know how to smoke. He sucked the mouthful and spit it out after a circle in his mouth. thing."

"Hmph, I'll keep asking you about something. It's not a big deal, and it won't delay your work." Wu Tong smiled and stuffed the remaining cigarettes into the old man's jacket pocket, and put the lighter in it along the way.

Anyway, he doesn't smoke, so it's useless to keep a lighter, why don't you give it to him together, these old people, taking half a bag of soft China is almost as thrilling as getting a free lighter, as long as it doesn't cost money, everything is a good thing .

The old man laughed immediately, and started smoking. He could see that he was addicted to cigarettes, and after a few puffs, he lit another one himself, "Tell me what's going on."

"I have a little matter, I want to see the surveillance video of this building..."

"I don't care about this!" The old man waved his hand quickly. This matter is beyond the scope of his duties, and he instinctively put it aside, "Then the video is locked in the basement room, as long as the property management can see it, I can't help it." no way."

"The basement room..." Wu Tong nodded secretly. The monitoring room should be on the basement floor, which is also expected. Generally, in this kind of building, the monitoring room is either on the basement floor, or on the first floor, or on the highest floor, or on the highest floor. The possibility is relatively low.

"I see you strangely, you are not from this building."

"I'm here to see a doctor, 18th floor, mental illness." Wu Tong pointed up.

"What kind of mental illness, you young people just can't bear hardships, and you can't bear any small setbacks. Aren't you in a bad mood, and your ability to bear it is too poor!"

The old man smoked the cigarette Wu Tong bought, and complained while puffing out the cigarette, which made Wu Tong very unhappy. It is a common phenomenon for the previous generation and the people of the previous generation not to take mental illness seriously.

In particular, it is said that depression is moaning without illness, and the result is attributed to the patient's own problems. There are too many people who say that they are too weak, and depression is not understood.

Fortunately, Wu Tong is not depressed, otherwise he would not be in a good mood for several days after being told by the old man.

With a smile in his eyes, he laughed and said, "I'm different from others..."

"Why is it different? I know what it's called depression, what is depression? You're depressed even if you eat and drink, but you haven't experienced the hard times before..."

"I have two souls in my body."

"What did you say?!" The old man was stunned.

"In addition to the me who is talking to you now, there is another me, and we share the same body."

The old man swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he said strange powers, and the old man didn't know about split personality, just like he didn't know the definition of depression and only knew a name, so he thought it was some ghostly thing.

"You're joking... how can anyone have two souls, two souls... isn't that a ghost..."

"I don't know what it is, so I came to see a doctor. Do you always say that I should see a doctor in this situation?"

"Look... look, it's useless for you to see a doctor here, you're just fooling people, you have to go up the mountain to ask the gods to ask the Buddha, ordinary people can't cure you." The old man was really frightened.

The tone of Wu Tong's speech just now was very gloomy, and the key point was extremely natural, not a pretentious gesture. The natural gloomy feeling really added some weight to his words.

He suddenly squatted down, got closer to the old man, and said mysteriously, "Let me tell you, sometimes, he is not in my body, but floating behind me..."

The old man squinted his eyes, shrank to the side calmly, took a big puff of the cigarette, maybe a little dizzy from the strength of the smoke, he raised his courage and said, "You kid, what do you want to do?"

"Hahaha, I'm just joking with you! But I really need to see the surveillance video, but you also know that you work here, they can't show an outsider the surveillance video, isn't it..."

"Yeah, to be honest, follow the rules. If you want me to do bad things for you, young man, I won't do it. You shouldn't be a thief!"

"Like what I said, how can a thief step on the spot to watch the surveillance, are you stupid, first go around in front of the property, for fear that you won't recognize it afterwards haha."

"You really..." The old man took half of his second cigarette, and halfway through his words, he froze as if stuck, and after a while he exhaled the blue smoke from his nose.

Wu Tong was immediately in awe, not because the other party could spray his eyes from the nose, but because the old man could hold a puff of smoke in his lungs for so long!
"There isn't a word of honesty in my mouth, it's not good for a young man to mess around in society like this..."

Wu Tong thought to himself that you have smoked cigarettes, and you have said cheap things, so you have been playing tricks on me until now!

Don't look at the old security guard who looks dull and inconspicuous, but he is actually very smart!How could Wu Tong not be easily deceived by two lies. For his own job, the security guard has been talking nonsense with Wu Tong until now.

(End of this chapter)