I will beat whoever eats chicken

Chapter 503 Who is Xiao Xianrou scolding!

Big Ear hesitated, tossing back and forth between humiliation and outburst, making it difficult to make a decision.

Wu Tong rolled his eyes, "Think slowly, I have to go out."

"Hey wait a minute! Angkor, you will come back at night, I'm afraid to stay here alone..."

"Tsk! Why weren't you afraid when you played a prank on me with Sister Mo last night?"

"It's not that there are so many people, the yang energy is heavy, and the dirty things don't dare to mess around. Now it seems that there are only two of us left in the entire base."

"Just the two of us?" Wu Tong touched his nose strangely, "When I came down just now, I saw someone walking down the stairs in front of me..."

Big Ear's face changed suddenly, and he grabbed Wu Tong's sleeve tremblingly, "Angkor, are you kidding me? Where did you see anyone else?"

Wu Tong's expression was a little gloomy. He stared at his big ears, but didn't speak.Seeing that Big Ears was about to cry, Wu Tong calmed down and laughed, "I'm just joking with you, it's just your guts... No wonder you dare to go home, since you're so scared, you can go out and find a small hotel to stay for two days. "

"Angkor, you scared me to death... I don't have any troubles with spare money. The little money I got from DEA was spent on my girlfriend, and I didn't have anything left. Besides, don't you have to come back, Two people are much better than one... You must come back."

Wu Tong couldn't get rid of the annoying nagging with big ears, so he had to play a couple of games with him.

Speaking of which, Wu Tong thought that it had been a long time since he had played a two-player game. The last time he played a two-player game was in the last brawl with Yu Xiaoxiao, and only then did he see Yu Xiaoxiao's true strength. The strength displayed is really strong!

"Eh? The official server is still being updated." Wu Tong logged into the G Fat platform and found that the chicken is being automatically updated.

"The small map Sano is officially launched. After staying in the test server for so long, it can be regarded as released." The tense mind with big ears gradually relaxed. He opened a bag of potato chips and handed it to Wu Tong, who waved his hand and said do not eat.

The big ears chewed potato chips, and slurred while eating, "Fuck! Actually, I should have seen it earlier. Her legs can't be closed tightly when she walks. She must not be a virgin for a long time!"

"This... the shape of your legs has nothing to do with whether you are a virgin or not. It's just a personal walking habit, and there is no causal relationship."

"Really? I heard people say that you can tell if you're a virgin just by looking at the shape of your legs."

"That's a rumor. If you can really tell from the shape of your legs, the emperor's draft girls don't need to be checked by someone when they enter the palace... Forget about this, it's weird." Wu Tong stroked his chest uncomfortably, He really didn't want to discuss the issue of being a virgin or not with Big Ears.

If Yu Xiaoxiao knew that he had nothing to do to talk about these things, he would be 100% angry. Wu Tong's desire to survive was very strong.

The big ears snorted dissatisfiedly, "Angkor, you said that I am not good. Although our family's family conditions are not excellent, it is well-off enough, and it is much better than hers. In terms of appearance, I am indeed nothing. Big handsome guy, not a little fresh meat like you, Angkor..."

"Hey, what are you talking about, who is Xiao Xianrou scolding?" Wu Tong pretended to stare, as if he was very dissatisfied with the other party's evaluation.

"This is a compliment...I'm not very handsome, but I treat her well, give her what she wants, more than half of my salary in the club is spent on her, poplar lipstick, what kind of lambskin, Little red bottle or something, I just bought her a watch and fairy water a while ago..."

Actually, Wu Tong really didn't listen to what he said. The nagging behind him were all complaints, saying how much money and feelings he had paid, but in the end it was nothing.

When he was wandering, he inexplicably thought of a sentence on the Internet, "Put on the lipstick you sent and lick other men's cock".This is probably the case with big ears, what a miserable word.

The nature of the role of big ears can be summed up very well. It is a personal fleshy ATM cash machine, so green that its head shines, and it pays for women to buy nice clothes, shoes, bags and cosmetics. Said it was extremely useless.

Thanks to him being able to bear it until now, if it were Wu Tong, it would be an explosion, but if it were Fang Xing's temper, he would kill someone with a knife every minute!
"Angkor?!" Big Ears suddenly woke up Wu Tong, who was distracted, "Your side has been updated."

Wu Tong clicked into the game in embarrassment. He was embarrassed to say that the big ear was too weak in his heart just now.

"I'll call Brother Li..." Big Ears muttered, "I'll ask him to give me a trick."

"The two of you are just opposite characters. You expect a guy who often cheats on others to give you an idea about being cheated on." Wu Tong really couldn't laugh or cry.

"That's not necessarily true. Brother Li must have an idea."

When Big Ears called Li Han, Li Han was on his way to Jinghai and was almost there.In this round, both he and Jiu Ge ate chicken, and Qi Bing and Fang Yue were all in reality.

He planned to organize an 'offline meeting', where the four of them would meet in real life, maybe there would be no such opportunity in the future.In fact, he was looking for an opportunity to get along with Jiuge in reality, and then used his years of experience in flirting with girls to make love to Jiuge.

Note that bubble is not chasing, there is an essential difference between the two words.

If it is chasing, it is almost the same as big ears. It seems to be an active attack, but in fact it is in a passive attitude from the beginning, because the decision is in the hands of the woman, and how to respond depends on the woman's mood.

Pao is different, it is a maneuver with ease, like dancing a pas de deux, Li Han leads the dance, and leads the woman to follow his rhythm and dance around.Absolutely not giving the woman a feeling that he is 'chasing', this is the top priority.

It is very important to create a legitimate reason for the two parties to meet and have fun at the beginning, and the offline meeting of team members is a good reason.

"What? You got green?!" Li Han yelled in the car, and the other passengers cast more or less meaningful glances at him.

Big Ears hurriedly hissed, "Brother Li, don't shout, keep a low profile!"

Wu Tong sneered, "You still want to keep a low profile when you tell him the matter, he will definitely use your matter as a talking point, and his appearance rate is very high."

After hearing about Big Ears, Li Han expressed his concern. From the perspective of cuckolding others, "Actually, if you want to take revenge, you can only take revenge on women at most, and it's not good for men to take revenge. In this society, men The tolerance of cheating is higher than that of women. I tell you clearly that it is sexism, but you can’t help it. So you’d better not think about the two of them together, start with your girlfriend and let her suffer. If she can't stay there, she will torment that man herself, so you don't need to worry about it."

(End of this chapter)