time travel system
Chapter 44
Chapter 44
Chapter 49 Asking my father-in-law to clean you up
As for the widow Chen who flashes the kitchen knife at every turn, Jiang Xiaobai no longer has a cold, so he just raised his hand and gently pushed it away.
But the hundreds of bandits outside the cave became restless, shouting and shouting one after another.
Especially Xiao Renxiong, that guy was holding a machete and was about to pounce on him again.
"Stop, everyone, I'm flirting with my man, can you control me?" The widow Chen stared, instantly frightening the bandits.
my man?
Jiang Xiaobai's head buzzed, what is the widow Chen doing, he wants to label me!
This is the second time that widow Chen has said such things. The first time the situation was chaotic and everyone didn't pay much attention.
But this time, the widow Chen shouted loudly in front of hundreds of bandits, and all the bandits were stunned.
Isn't the man who is the head of the family more powerful than the head of the family? Is he the head of the family?
Only Xiao Renxiong didn't catch a cold, he just froze for a moment, and said angrily: "Master, you... don't you already have a son-in-law?"
"Consort?" Widow Chen was stunned.
Since she wanted to impersonate Yelu Yuzhu, she had to accept her past. If the former Yelu Yuzhu already had a husband, and she was tired of Jiang Xiaobai, it would be too unreasonable in front of this group of old antiques.
At this moment, the roe deer Cao said in a low voice: "Princess Qi, it seems that part of your memory is missing. I heard from them that Yelu Yuzhu once had a marriage contract with a general of the Liao Kingdom. However, the general of the Liao Kingdom He died in battle two years ago!"
Jiang Xiaobai glanced at the roe deer Cao appreciatively. The old guy obviously saw that the widow Chen was pretending to be Yelu Yuzhu, and she was here to make love.
Sure enough, the widow Chen immediately gained confidence and shouted: "Xiao Renxiong, how dare you interfere in my private affairs? The son-in-law is dead, and the marriage has been annulled long ago. Do you want me to be a widow for the rest of my life? Or, do you want to be eaten by a toad?" Swan meat, you want to be my man too?"
"I, I don't have it!" Xiao Renxiong suddenly lost his mind, knelt on the ground and kowtowed like garlic.
"I'm sorry you don't dare!" The widow Chen said with her waist in her arms, "Listen, from now on, I will be your big boss, and he will also be your big boss. His words are my words. Whoever dares If you don’t obey, I’ll throw him into the Huangpu River to stew wontons!”
The bandits were full of rivers and lakes, and they really didn't know where the Huangpu River was, let alone what stewed wontons were.
But one thing they understood was that Jiang Xiaobai was also their boss, and he was even more powerful, because even the head of the family seemed to listen to him.
Since it is an order, obey it.
"Meet the master!" Hundreds of bandits knelt down and bowed together.
It's just that they don't know who the master they are talking about is.
"Get up!" Widow Chen waved her hands, turned to Jiang Xiaobai, and said in a low voice, "It's packed for you, and you can order anything. Huh, I'll discuss the scope of activities with you later. If you don't solve it for me, I'll let them eat you up!"
Of course Jiang Xiaobai has a lot of important things to say, but first he needs to figure out where a person is going.
Jiang Xiaobai asked: "Where's the black beard of your third head?"
Xiao Renxiong raised his head, and asked a little confused: "Master, didn't Heihuer also go to heaven to drink with you?"
"Go to heaven?" Jiang Xiaobai immediately understood that this must be another nonsense made up by the dead Zhang Tianshi.
Thinking about it, Heihuer took two bottles of wine that day, and instead of going up the pagoda tree slope, he laughed and ran along the dirt road in the southeast direction.
Jiang Xiaobai concluded that Heihu'er must have thought that he had obtained a priceless treasure, and was unwilling to share it with the people in Pofengzhai, so he ran away alone.
No wonder there was no movement in Pofengzhai for several days, they thought that Heihuer had gone to the sky to drink.
Now that you are gone, your place will be vacated.
"He is not qualified to drink with us. If he wants to go, he can only go to the underworld." Jiang Xiaobai's words were equivalent to announcing the death of Heihuer.
"The third brother is dead?" Xiao Renxiong trembled all over, although his expression was a little sad, but the expression was not strong.
Obviously, in Pofengzhai, Heihuer's popularity is not very good.
Jiang Xiaobai pointed at the roe deer Cao, and said, "Since Heihu'er is gone, the position of the third commander cannot be vacant. How about this, Master Cao, you will be the third commander of Pofeng Village!"
"Me?" Roe deer Cao was shocked.
"He!" Xiao Renxiong obviously looked down on Cao Cao.
"Why, don't you listen to my words?" The widow Chen Shuang raised her eyebrows and shouted: "From now on, this Master Cao will be the third commander of Pofeng Village. Who is not convinced and stands up?"
No one stood up, even Xiao Renxiong lowered his head.
The widow Chen shouted again: "Since that's the case, why don't you visit the Third Commander?"
"See the three commanders!" Apart from Xiao Renxiong, hundreds of people knelt together.
"It's easy to say, easy to say, brothers, we will share the blessings and share the difficulties!" Roe Deer Cao clasped his fists, laughed loudly and came out of the crowd.
Standing outside the cave, the roe deer Cao first knelt down to the roe deer Cao and the widow Chen three times, then turned to Xiao Renxiong and knelt down, saying: "Second brother, we will be brothers who eat in the same pot in the future. If I do things in the future If there is something incomprehensible, the second brother will punish him!"
Now that the matter has come to an end, Xiao Renxiong has no choice but to admit it, and hastily stretched out his hand to help the roe deer Cao, and said: "My brother is wrong today, and the third brother suffered a lot, and was almost stewed. Hahaha, I used to hear the fourth brother say, There is an expert in Caojiaao, who did not expect to become a brother today, congratulations!"
"Congratulations!" Roe Deer Cao clasped his hands together.
"Congratulations!" Jiang Xiaobai also cupped his hands and said, "Old Cao, you should prepare here. Tomorrow, you will send dozens of strong brothers to Huaishupo. The things over there need manpower."
The roe deer Cao immediately said: "My lord, don't worry, I will take people to Huaishupo tomorrow morning!"
"Master, why didn't you bring the family members of Huaishupo to Pofeng Village?" Xiaoren Xiong asked puzzledly: "Pofeng Village is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and it has the most favorable location within a hundred miles. To the south of the slope there is a flat river, if the officers and soldiers attack, what might happen?"
"Hahaha, second brother, you don't understand this!" The roe deer Cao laughed loudly and said, "My lord is a god-man, and he will destroy the world by doing it, not to mention the small Yizhou County, it is the Song Dynasty. If the soldiers of the whole country come to attack, they will only end up defeated, so don't worry!"
"Is that so?" Xiao Renxiong looked at Jiang Xiaobai, although he didn't speak anymore, but he couldn't help muttering in his heart.
"Huaishupo, what do you mean?" Suddenly, Jiang Xiaobai felt a sharp pain in his armpit, and the widow Chen pulled him quickly into the cave, stood in front of the altar, and shouted: "You can go to other places, why? I can not?"
"Take it easy, you strangled me, I can't do anything!" Jiang Xiaobai trembled in pain.
The widow Chen is so intolerant: "Think of a way, or I will ask my father-in-law to clean you up!"
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(End of this chapter)
Chapter 49 Asking my father-in-law to clean you up
As for the widow Chen who flashes the kitchen knife at every turn, Jiang Xiaobai no longer has a cold, so he just raised his hand and gently pushed it away.
But the hundreds of bandits outside the cave became restless, shouting and shouting one after another.
Especially Xiao Renxiong, that guy was holding a machete and was about to pounce on him again.
"Stop, everyone, I'm flirting with my man, can you control me?" The widow Chen stared, instantly frightening the bandits.
my man?
Jiang Xiaobai's head buzzed, what is the widow Chen doing, he wants to label me!
This is the second time that widow Chen has said such things. The first time the situation was chaotic and everyone didn't pay much attention.
But this time, the widow Chen shouted loudly in front of hundreds of bandits, and all the bandits were stunned.
Isn't the man who is the head of the family more powerful than the head of the family? Is he the head of the family?
Only Xiao Renxiong didn't catch a cold, he just froze for a moment, and said angrily: "Master, you... don't you already have a son-in-law?"
"Consort?" Widow Chen was stunned.
Since she wanted to impersonate Yelu Yuzhu, she had to accept her past. If the former Yelu Yuzhu already had a husband, and she was tired of Jiang Xiaobai, it would be too unreasonable in front of this group of old antiques.
At this moment, the roe deer Cao said in a low voice: "Princess Qi, it seems that part of your memory is missing. I heard from them that Yelu Yuzhu once had a marriage contract with a general of the Liao Kingdom. However, the general of the Liao Kingdom He died in battle two years ago!"
Jiang Xiaobai glanced at the roe deer Cao appreciatively. The old guy obviously saw that the widow Chen was pretending to be Yelu Yuzhu, and she was here to make love.
Sure enough, the widow Chen immediately gained confidence and shouted: "Xiao Renxiong, how dare you interfere in my private affairs? The son-in-law is dead, and the marriage has been annulled long ago. Do you want me to be a widow for the rest of my life? Or, do you want to be eaten by a toad?" Swan meat, you want to be my man too?"
"I, I don't have it!" Xiao Renxiong suddenly lost his mind, knelt on the ground and kowtowed like garlic.
"I'm sorry you don't dare!" The widow Chen said with her waist in her arms, "Listen, from now on, I will be your big boss, and he will also be your big boss. His words are my words. Whoever dares If you don’t obey, I’ll throw him into the Huangpu River to stew wontons!”
The bandits were full of rivers and lakes, and they really didn't know where the Huangpu River was, let alone what stewed wontons were.
But one thing they understood was that Jiang Xiaobai was also their boss, and he was even more powerful, because even the head of the family seemed to listen to him.
Since it is an order, obey it.
"Meet the master!" Hundreds of bandits knelt down and bowed together.
It's just that they don't know who the master they are talking about is.
"Get up!" Widow Chen waved her hands, turned to Jiang Xiaobai, and said in a low voice, "It's packed for you, and you can order anything. Huh, I'll discuss the scope of activities with you later. If you don't solve it for me, I'll let them eat you up!"
Of course Jiang Xiaobai has a lot of important things to say, but first he needs to figure out where a person is going.
Jiang Xiaobai asked: "Where's the black beard of your third head?"
Xiao Renxiong raised his head, and asked a little confused: "Master, didn't Heihuer also go to heaven to drink with you?"
"Go to heaven?" Jiang Xiaobai immediately understood that this must be another nonsense made up by the dead Zhang Tianshi.
Thinking about it, Heihuer took two bottles of wine that day, and instead of going up the pagoda tree slope, he laughed and ran along the dirt road in the southeast direction.
Jiang Xiaobai concluded that Heihu'er must have thought that he had obtained a priceless treasure, and was unwilling to share it with the people in Pofengzhai, so he ran away alone.
No wonder there was no movement in Pofengzhai for several days, they thought that Heihuer had gone to the sky to drink.
Now that you are gone, your place will be vacated.
"He is not qualified to drink with us. If he wants to go, he can only go to the underworld." Jiang Xiaobai's words were equivalent to announcing the death of Heihuer.
"The third brother is dead?" Xiao Renxiong trembled all over, although his expression was a little sad, but the expression was not strong.
Obviously, in Pofengzhai, Heihuer's popularity is not very good.
Jiang Xiaobai pointed at the roe deer Cao, and said, "Since Heihu'er is gone, the position of the third commander cannot be vacant. How about this, Master Cao, you will be the third commander of Pofeng Village!"
"Me?" Roe deer Cao was shocked.
"He!" Xiao Renxiong obviously looked down on Cao Cao.
"Why, don't you listen to my words?" The widow Chen Shuang raised her eyebrows and shouted: "From now on, this Master Cao will be the third commander of Pofeng Village. Who is not convinced and stands up?"
No one stood up, even Xiao Renxiong lowered his head.
The widow Chen shouted again: "Since that's the case, why don't you visit the Third Commander?"
"See the three commanders!" Apart from Xiao Renxiong, hundreds of people knelt together.
"It's easy to say, easy to say, brothers, we will share the blessings and share the difficulties!" Roe Deer Cao clasped his fists, laughed loudly and came out of the crowd.
Standing outside the cave, the roe deer Cao first knelt down to the roe deer Cao and the widow Chen three times, then turned to Xiao Renxiong and knelt down, saying: "Second brother, we will be brothers who eat in the same pot in the future. If I do things in the future If there is something incomprehensible, the second brother will punish him!"
Now that the matter has come to an end, Xiao Renxiong has no choice but to admit it, and hastily stretched out his hand to help the roe deer Cao, and said: "My brother is wrong today, and the third brother suffered a lot, and was almost stewed. Hahaha, I used to hear the fourth brother say, There is an expert in Caojiaao, who did not expect to become a brother today, congratulations!"
"Congratulations!" Roe Deer Cao clasped his hands together.
"Congratulations!" Jiang Xiaobai also cupped his hands and said, "Old Cao, you should prepare here. Tomorrow, you will send dozens of strong brothers to Huaishupo. The things over there need manpower."
The roe deer Cao immediately said: "My lord, don't worry, I will take people to Huaishupo tomorrow morning!"
"Master, why didn't you bring the family members of Huaishupo to Pofeng Village?" Xiaoren Xiong asked puzzledly: "Pofeng Village is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and it has the most favorable location within a hundred miles. To the south of the slope there is a flat river, if the officers and soldiers attack, what might happen?"
"Hahaha, second brother, you don't understand this!" The roe deer Cao laughed loudly and said, "My lord is a god-man, and he will destroy the world by doing it, not to mention the small Yizhou County, it is the Song Dynasty. If the soldiers of the whole country come to attack, they will only end up defeated, so don't worry!"
"Is that so?" Xiao Renxiong looked at Jiang Xiaobai, although he didn't speak anymore, but he couldn't help muttering in his heart.
"Huaishupo, what do you mean?" Suddenly, Jiang Xiaobai felt a sharp pain in his armpit, and the widow Chen pulled him quickly into the cave, stood in front of the altar, and shouted: "You can go to other places, why? I can not?"
"Take it easy, you strangled me, I can't do anything!" Jiang Xiaobai trembled in pain.
The widow Chen is so intolerant: "Think of a way, or I will ask my father-in-law to clean you up!"
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(End of this chapter)
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