time travel system

Chapter 63

Chapter 71 Choking Madum to Death
Zhang Cheng turned his back to the door, turned his head a little late, and only saw the widow Chen's back.

He felt that it was the widow Chen, but he was confused by the overalls, and because of the alcohol, he couldn't turn the corner for a while.

"Xiaobai, is Yuzhu here?" Zhang Cheng shook his head vigorously.

"Who is there?" Jiang Xiaobai knew that Zhang Cheng was a little drunk, and said, "Uncle Cheng, you may have been thinking too much recently, and you really have auditory hallucinations."

"How could this be?" Zhang Cheng sat down in pain, holding his head in his hands.

"Uncle Cheng, why don't I take you back?" The widow Chen could come back at any time, and Jiang Xiaobai wished Zhang Cheng could leave immediately.

"No need to send it off, I will go by myself!" Zhang Cheng stood up and staggered towards the door.

Near the bedroom door, Zhang Cheng deliberately turned twice and opened and closed the door twice.

Jiang Xiaobai smiled and said, "Uncle Cheng, there's no need to look for it, there really is no one."

"No, I heard a woman's voice just now, and I saw a woman wearing a blue jacket and blue pants!" These words made Zhang Cheng vigilant, looked at Jiang Xiaobai seriously, and asked, "Xiaobai , tell the truth, besides our Yuzhu, do you have other women!"

"Where do I have it?" Jiang Xiaobai couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "If you don't believe me, you can look for it!"

Where to find it, the widow Chen has gone to another time and space.

The bedroom and the living room are all obvious at a glance, and there is no way to hide people.

Even the door of the living room was locked. Zhang Cheng guessed that he had something important to tell Jiang Xiaobai, so he locked it after he entered.

"I'm old, am I really old?" Zhang Cheng became more and more confused, shook his head, sighed, and staggered away from Jiang Xiaobai's house.

Watching Zhang Cheng disappear at the corner of the alley, Jiang Xiaobai immediately returned, closed the door, and entered the first door of time and space.

"Stand up, stand up, you are all soldiers now, why do you still look like bandits?" Under the big locust tree, the widow Chen was wearing a set of overalls, with her hands on her hips, pointing at the group of people in front of her. .

In fact, it has only been an hour since Jiang Xiaobai left last time, and Roe Deer Cao has arranged for everyone to set up tents and prepare for dinner.

But the sudden appearance of the widow Chen completely disrupted the inherent rhythm of life of these people.

In the eyes of the bandits, the widow Chen is their real master, and she is a master who has cultivated into a fairy.

Therefore, the bandits respected the widow Chen more than they did Jiang Xiaobai, or they were even more afraid.

A total of 61 men were arranged in three rows under the big locust tree, including Huowa, roe deer Cao and Niu Shisan.

It's a pity that these people were originally farmers or hunters, and they had no military training. The team was arranged in a distorted manner, and the angry widow Chen kept throwing a rage.

"Turn to the left, left, left, left... Oh, you elm heads, can't you tell the left from the right?" The widow Chen picked up a stick angrily, and shouted: "I tell you, practice hard for me, If you practice well, you will have food to eat, if you don’t practice well, you will be hungry tonight!”

Seeing this scene, Jiang Xiaobai couldn't laugh or cry, and shouted: "Yuzhu, are you too impatient?"

"Can I not be in a hurry?" said the widow Chen, "We have just set up a camp in the mortal world. The team has only two or three hundred people in total, but we have to face millions of troops from Song and Jin. If we don't hurry up and train them into How can a divine soldier gain a foothold?"

It's crazy to go to war with millions of troops!

Jiang Xiaobai's head was buzzing, and he walked over and said, "I am more professional in training soldiers, you..."

"Of course I know that you are more professional, but your shortcoming is that you are too soft-hearted!" The widow Chen said with her waist in her arms, "Compassion does not command soldiers, do you understand?"

I'll go, she actually knows that Ci doesn't command soldiers?
The roe deer Cao bowed and saluted: "My lord, the commander-in-chief is right. If you want to train the brothers into elite soldiers and strong generals, you must use thunder!"

"Shut up!" The widow Chen suddenly tapped the roe deer Cao on the shoulder, and shouted, "Did you forget what I said? When you line up, you are only entitled to say two words, one sentence is 'choke to death Mai De Mu', one word is 'Madum'!"

Choking Madum, messing with Madum, my God!
Jiang Xiaobai's intuition is that the world is spinning, and he feels that the world is completely messed up.

What a widow, Chen, actually copied the lines from a Hong Kong movie. I guess these bandits must have taken this kind of words as the language of the heavens, right?

What made Jiang Xiaobai even more devastated was that the roe deer Cao was not only not angry when he was hit with a stick, but instead held his head high and yelled, "choke Madam to death!"

"Also, when you talk about Madam, when you talk about him..." The widow Chen Yi pointed at Jiang Xiaobai, and shouted: "When he domesticates you, he thinks it's wrong to say 'choke to death' to you. When you are talking, you say 'noisy', do you understand?"

"I understand!"

"Choke Madam to death!"

"Choke to death!"

"Papapa..." The big stick was turned, and those who said "I understand" were punished by the widow Chen.

The attack was really ruthless, Jiang Xiaobai was frightened when he saw it, and saw a big bump on the forehead of a young man with his own eyes.

"Now, stand in a military posture. The consciousness is to stand still and not move, to stand like a pine and sit like a bell, and the mountain collapses in front of you without changing your face. Even if there is a tiger in front of you that wants to eat you, I won't let you move. You can't move." The widow Chen shouted: "From now on, stand in a military posture for an hour. If you can't hold on, you won't have food tonight! Do you understand?"

"Choke Madam to death!" This time everyone learned how to behave and shouted correctly.

The widow Chen nodded in satisfaction, turned to Jiang Xiaobai, and said, "Did you see, soldiers need this kind of temperament!"

However, before the widow finished her speech, she noticed that Huo Wa had a strange expression, as if she had something to say.

The widow Chen immediately walked up to Huo Wa, holding a stick in her hand, staring at Huo Wa firmly, as long as Huo Wa's body moved, she would punish her.

Jiang Xiaobai couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Huoba, actually...an hour is half an hour!"

"Hush!" Several people breathed a sigh of relief, they really didn't know how long an hour was.

"Yuzhu, you're like this..." Jiang Xiaobai didn't object to the widow Chen training these bandits into soldiers, but he believed that the leap should not be too big and should be done step by step.

"Didn't you just appoint me as the deputy head? This is my job, so don't stop me." The widow Chen had been prepared for a long time, staring into Jiang Xiaobai's eyes and asked: "You Tell me, what does that woman named Xiuniang have to do with you?"

"Xiuniang?" Jiang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, only to find out that he had been out for a long time, why didn't he see Xiuniang?
"Don't look for her, I'll kill her!" The widow Chen said calmly.

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