time travel system

Chapter 67

What is the taste of heaven?
Jiang Xiaobai recognized it at a glance, and almost burst out laughing at the same time.

Ice cream cones, a whole box of cones, on a sultry summer night, under the light of orange torches, there is a refreshing coolness!

Why didn't I think of giving them ice cream?

The moment he saw the cone, even Jiang Xiaobai wanted to eat it.

However, the others looked like idiots, curiously looking at the cone in the box, not knowing what it was.

Widow Chen asked loudly, "Are you guys hot?"

"Fuck Madame!"

"Choke Madum to death!" The answers were mixed.

The widow Chen frowned, and said, "Is it hot?"

"Fuck Madame!"

"Choke Madam to death!" The answer was still these two sentences.

The widow Chen finally realized the inconvenience caused by her own rules. She wanted to get angry, but she had no reason. She glanced at Jiang Xiaobai, only to find that Jiang Xiaobai was squatting aside and having fun.

Serve it right, who told you to only let them say these two sentences, are you fooled now?
The widow Chen got angry, stomped her feet angrily, raised her hand and pointed: "The ones who say they choked Madam to death, stand here, and the ones who say they're making trouble for Madam stand here!"

The soldiers didn't know why, so they had to stand in two teams as required.

In fact, everyone is very hot. Those who say they are not hot are smarter. They think it is the widow Chen who is testing them.

Doing things for the head of the family, you can still eat white rice and stew big pieces of meat. If you shout hot and tired again, you will be too unflattering!

As a result, these smart people were tragic.

"Since you are not hot, you don't need these delicacies from heaven!" The widow Chen didn't explain, she carried the box to the group of people who said they choked to death, and each handed out an ice cream cone.

Then, the widow Chen took a cone herself, and said, "You see clearly, follow my actions. First kill this layer of paper, take your time... yes, that's it. Now, lick it ...Take a small bite, how does it taste?"

The moment they got the cones, the soldiers were infected by a cold breath, as if the sweltering heat of midsummer had disappeared a lot.

Licking it with the tip of the tongue, an indescribably cold and sweet feeling swept over the whole body, and some people trembled excitedly.

The delicacy from heaven is indeed a delicacy that only gods can taste!
When a sip of ice cream slipped down the throat, bringing the cold into the internal organs, some people were already crying with happiness.

"How does it taste?" Widow Chen desperately needed compliments.

"Choke Madam to death!" Dozens of soldiers who had eaten the cones shouted in unison.

"I asked you how it tasted, but I didn't want you to answer whether you choked to death or not, ahhh..." The widow Chen went crazy, and shouted: "Now set up a new rule, during non-military training, you can talk normally. "

"Choke Madam to death!"

"Ah, can you say something else?"

"Fuck Madame!"

"You... come here, I'll teach you how to speak!" The widow Chen was about to collapse, she grabbed a soldier in his twenties by the collar and yelled, "Say, it's so delicious, so delicious!"

"Choke Madam to death!"

Jiang Xiaobai's stomach was about to twitch with laughter, so he ran over secretly, took three cones, one for himself, and another for Xiuniang and the roe deer Cao, and said, "Try it, it's called ice cream, it's cold to quench your thirst. , the most comfortable food to eat in summer.”

In fact, the two couldn't wait a long time ago. The roe deer Cao licked it lightly, while Xiu Niang devoured a large piece.

"Hmm... the commander's magic power is so profound that he brought winter!" Roe Deer Cao Shutan moaned.

"Ahhh..." Xiuniang suddenly jumped up in pain.

Jiang Xiaobai was taken aback, and quickly asked: "What's the matter, do you have tooth sensitivity and can't eat cold food?"

"I...I feel like my heart has been pierced by a knife. It hurts so much!" Xiu Niang's tears were about to fall, and she reached out to give the cone to the roe deer Cao, but suddenly she blinked and smashed her eyes. He bit his lips and drew his hand back.

"Hey, it's delicious, it's really delicious, it's amazing!"

"You are eating too fast, a large piece of ice suddenly appeared in your stomach, no wonder it doesn't hurt!" Jiang Xiaobai also understood, smiled and motioned Xiu Niang to eat in small bites.

In fact, there is no need for Jiang Xiaobai to give special instructions. Regardless of Xiuniang or others, after tasting the delicious food, they cherish the ice cream cone very much, and they all eat it in small bites, or lick it bit by bit.

There are even people who want to stay and eat tomorrow, secretly stuffing part of the cone into their pockets.

"Idiot, take it out quickly, it will melt in a while!" Jiang Xiaobai couldn't laugh or cry, and shouted at a soldier hiding ice cream: "Eat it all at once, this kind of thing will be gone after a third of the incense stick!"

"Blah blah blah..."

"Grumbling..."

Suddenly, Jiang Xiaobai heard the sound of drooling and swallowing.

Following the prestige, what I saw was the group of people who were being punished, a total of twenty or so, all eagerly watching others eat the cones, surprised by their expressions, but they only had to watch, and they were so anxious that they were about to cry.

There was even Niu Shisan among them, his saliva was almost dripping down bowl after bowl.

"Master... please take pity on your Huahua Taisui flag guard envoy, and let me taste the taste of heaven!" Suddenly, Niu Shisan couldn't bear it any longer, and rushed to Jiang Xiaobai to grab the ground with his head. I was crying so hard.

"Go back and stand up!" This is the punishment given by the widow Chen, and Jiang Xiaobai basically agrees, so he doesn't want to contradict the widow Chen on this.

Sure enough, upon hearing Niu Shisan's cry, the widow Chen rushed over immediately.

"Niu Shisan, you are so courageous. You are unqualified for standing in a military posture, unqualified for answering questions, and dare to run around when you are being punished!" Widow Chen kicked Niu Shisan to the ground and shouted: " Double the punishment!"

But at this moment, Niu Shisan only wanted to eat ice cream. Instead of returning to the team, he hugged Jiang Xiaobai's thigh and continued to beg: "My lord, save me, my lord, save me!"

"Go back!" Jiang Xiaobai couldn't help being annoyed, aren't you causing me trouble?

"Do you want me to engage in military law?" The widow Chen was completely irritated, and began to look down for a suitable tool.

"Brother-in-law, big brother-in-law, just talk nicely to big sister!" However, Niu Shisan not only didn't go back, but made things worse, and even changed his address to Jiang Xiaobai.

Jiang Xiaobai couldn't laugh or cry: "You...what are you talking about?"

"I don't care, I want to eat it!" Niu Shisan cried loudly: "Big brother-in-law, big brother-in-law, my dear big brother-in-law, I will work harder in the future, listen to you and big sister, just give me one, woo Woooo..."

Jiang Xiaobai was enraged, he raised his leg and was about to kick him.

"Xiaobai, don't hit him!" Suddenly, the widow Chen came over with a smile, supported Niu Shisan with both hands, handed him a cone, and said, "Eat, eat, poor thing!"

(End of this chapter)