time travel system

Chapter 86
"Potty?" Master Bu was embarrassed.

Jiang Xiaobai smiled and said, "Are you a rural person? In the past, there was no bathroom in the house. It was very cold to go out in winter. Why don't we just use a basin to catch it first?"

"I know this, but I think you guys are too extravagant to use pure copper pots." Master Bu flicked the copper pot a few times, and said with a smile, "Forget it, I don't mind, I can't knead noodles, and it's okay to plant flowers as flower pots." Not bad. Mr. Jiang, you won't be reluctant, will you?"

"It's just a basin, why don't you be reluctant." Jiang Xiaobai said with a smile: "Master Bu, have you ever seen a sketch, Gao Xiumin and Fan Wei's "Selling Cats", in which Gao Xiumin deliberately used an antique bowl as a cat bowl , Fan Wei was clever and wanted to buy a cat as a gift, but it turned out to be self-defeating."

"Hahaha, I've seen it!" Master Bu laughed loudly, but the smile was a little awkward.

He is an expert in antiques, so why can't he see the value of this copper basin, now that it has been torn apart, his face is flushed.

It's just a basin, Jiang Xiaobai didn't care at all, and said with a smile: "Take it, it's my gift to you. But go back and wash it well before kneading the dough. It really used to contain that thing, and it's just recently."

"I can smell it!" Master Bu said emotionally, "Even the urinal is an antique, I can't understand you more and more!"

Jiang Xiaobai smiled and said, "It's best if you don't understand, we only talk about business, not feelings."

Lord Bu observed the copper basin carefully, and said, "Mr. Jiang is righteous, and I have to appreciate it. If you give me a copper basin from the Song Dynasty, I will give you a car."

"A car?" Jiang Xiaobai didn't know what car he was referring to.

"Biaozi!" Master Bu walked to the door and said to a bodyguard, "Leave H8 and the formalities. Get in my car, and the other two will take a taxi back."

"Yes!" Biaozi immediately walked to the Great Wall H8 and began to move things down.

Jiang Xiaobai was very surprised: "You mean, this pot is worth an H8?"

Master Bu said: "To be honest, although this kind of thing is rare, but because it is too out of the way, the price cannot be afforded. If it is sold, it will be over if it can be sold for [-] to [-]."

Jiang Xiaobai smiled and said: "Then you are at a disadvantage?"

Master Bu cupped his hands and said: "You are benevolent, I have to know how to praise you. I always feel that it must be beneficial to make friends with you sincerely. Besides, I only made money from these two transactions, and I have more than ten H8s. I only give you one, and I still feel shabby."

Jiang Xiaobai originally wanted to decline, but when Master Bu said this, he immediately accepted it frankly.

Millions of profits have been given away, do you still care about a car worth 10,000+?
Arching his hands, Master Bu joyfully carried Wei Qiuyue's urinal into the Mercedes-Benz.

The remaining two bodyguards could only trot out of the market and find a taxi to follow.

"Sanggong, he took away my... my basin!" Seeing Master Bu's Mercedes disappear, Wei Qiuyue said anxiously: "There is no basin, what should I do?"

what to do?Isn't it just a urinal? Just buy a few!
Jiang Xiaobai laughed loudly, pointed at the H8 and said, "Your pot, after changing to such a car, do you think it's worth it?"

"It's such a small thing, it's worth it for such a big one!" Wei Qiuyue smiled suddenly, ran out to caress the car, and asked, "Husband, what do you use to pull the cart? Why are you running so fast?" quick?"

Jiang Xiaobai couldn't laugh or cry: "You browsed the webpage for so long, didn't you see it?"

"Qiuyue mainly read some history about the Song Dynasty!" Qiuyue liked it more and more, bent down near the wheels, and began to look for the animal that pulled the cart in her imagination.

Jiang Xiaobai ran out quickly, pulled Wei Qiuyue back, and said with a wry smile: "You will gradually understand the car thing, don't ask nonsense, haven't you seen a lot of people laughing at you?"

"My husband won't let me ask, so Qiuyue won't ask." Although Wei Qiuyue didn't ask questions about the car anymore, she grabbed her skirt with both hands and asked anxiously and awkwardly: "But, my basin is gone, I... What can I do!"

A penny can't beat a hero, but a urinal can't be a beautiful girl!

"Simple, you wait, I'll go buy one!" Jiang Xiaobai wanted to buy it later, but Wei Qiuyue seemed very anxious, worried that she would need it suddenly, so he picked up his backpack and walked out of the store.

Jiang Xiaobai had learned to drive in the army, and his favorite thing to drive was an off-road vehicle. Although he didn't bring his driver's book with him, he couldn't bear it anymore. He gave up the motorcycle and opened the door of the H8.

This medium and large SUV weighs more than two tons and has a 2.0T engine. Among domestic cars, it can be regarded as a beast.

Starting the car, Jiang Xiaobai soon arrived near the County People's Hospital.

Jiang Xiaobai had thought about it a long time ago. It is inconvenient to buy an ordinary basin. It is better to buy Wei Qiuyue a toilet for patients. The plastic one only costs about ten yuan each. sexual use.

So Jiang Xiaobai directly bought [-] toilets, and went to a nearby supermarket to buy two bundles of black plastic bags.

In this way, Wei Qiuyue can use it comfortably when it is convenient, and pack it in a black plastic bag when it is convenient. Whether it is thrown into the trash can or sent back to ancient times, you don't have to worry about getting your hands dirty.

In less than half an hour, the purchase was over. Jiang Xiaobai drove back to the building materials market and unloaded the things directly in the warehouse.

Pulling down the shutter, Jiang Xiaobai pointed to the toilet and the plastic bag, and said, "Qiuyue, because your range of motion is temporarily limited, you can only use this to solve the problem. It's very simple, you sit on it, and use the plastic bag after you're done." Bag it up. I’ll take it out and dispose of it when I’m around, and if I’m not here, you…you can send it back to your room.”

"Use it once and throw it away?" Wei Qiuyue looked at the toilet and the plastic bag in amazement, and asked, "Is this made of nephrite jade? It's too wasteful!"

"It's not jade, it's plastic, and it's very cheap." Jiang Xiaobai laughed loudly: "What is this, you don't know, you can buy [-] plastic basins like this for your copper basin."

Wei Qiuyue was moved by it: "Twenty thousand? The bedpans of our Wei family are so precious! God, my husband, I want to go back. We still have at least seven such bedpans in our house. I'll take them all!"

Jiang Xiaobai didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Going back is just a potty, you might as well bring some vases back! Besides, your house is not peaceful now, so you should think about going back in a few days."

"What husband said is true." Wei Qiuyue was indeed very obedient, but after a while, she suddenly had a weird expression and her legs trembled unnaturally: "Husband, I... I seem to think again!"

"Didn't you say that even if you die, you have to endure until dark?" Jiang Xiaobai shook his head with a smile, put a bedpan on the stool, and said, "Let's solve it!"

Wei Qiuyue squatted shyly on the toilet, and remained silent for a long time.

Jiang Xiaobai couldn't help wondering: "Aren't you in a hurry?"

Wei Qiuyue lowered her head: "Husband, can you... allow Qiuyue to try and send this kind of thing back to the boudoir?"

It turns out that you have such a wicked idea!
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