Pirates of the Heavens

Chapter 136 On "How Li Xiaoyao Can Die" (4000-character chapter)

After a month-long heist campaign, the Trouble Pirates finally stopped the business.

The reason is simple, the looted treasure can no longer fit.

"My God! There are so many things, where can I wash them out?"

Lin Ji felt a headache looking at the pile of treasures in front of him. The treasures that had been robbed before had to be laundered in the black market on the island before they could become normal currency that could be circulated.

But this business, the profit is really too big.

God knows why Li Xiaoyao worked so hard. He flew over to snatch the ship he obviously didn't intend to snatch.

And Yajie, this little girl is also crazy.

She also follows Li Xiaoyao every time, and is the most fanatical one in grabbing things.

A proper queen of thieves, watching her look happy when she was smashing, looting and burning.

Lin Ji felt ashamed for a while, wondering if she should not be taken on this road of no return.

"Woooooooo..."

A crying sound came from somewhere, which interrupted Lin Ji's thoughts.

Lin Ji pushed open the door and walked outside.

The sky is full of stars, forming a Milky Way.

The waves beat the ship slightly, and the sound of the waves weaved into a natural lullaby.

Lin Ji followed the crying and found a person squatting on the deck of the bow.

He covered his face with his hands, dejectedly.

From his cries, Lin Ji heard his despair.

"Li Xiaoyao?" Lin Ji asked.

The man didn't respond, just stood up and wiped his tears with the back of his hand.

Li Xiaoyao wiped away while walking, but was stopped by Lin Ji.

"What's the matter? We are partners anyway, you should discuss it with us when you encounter difficulties."

Lin Ji thought that Li Xiaoyao, who had worked so hard to rob before, was him who had returned to his original state.

Li Xiaoyao couldn't hold back for a while, the lacrimal gland secreted tears again.

"Woooo...I'm really in trouble!"

Lin Ji looked at the collapsed Li Xiaoyao, and felt very sorry for him.

Li Xiaoyao who came to this world died of his true love.

This situation is indeed too difficult.

Lin Ji once heard Mr. Guo, a cross talk master, say such a sentence.

"If you don't understand any situation and advise you to be generous, you should stay away from him. When this kind of person strikes him with lightning, it will hurt you!"

Lin Ji sighed and patted Li Xiaoyao on the shoulder.

"I thought you had come out, but I didn't expect you to... Forget it, if you really want to die, I think I can help you."

Lin Ji still said what was in his heart, if it is a pain for a person to even live, it is better to let him go.

Obviously, Li Xiaoyao is a very painful person.

"what?"

Li Xiaoyao froze for a moment, but he didn't react.

what happend?
He actually said that he wanted to help himself die?

Li Xiaoyao couldn't take it easy for a while.

Help yourself to die?Wouldn't that count as murder?
Lin Ji patted Li Xiaoyao on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I'm a professional in this area."

From Lin Ji's confident tone, Li Xiaoyao chose to trust him for the time being.

Because Li Xiaoyao himself has tried too many methods.

"I..." Li Xiaoyao was inexplicably moved, "I'm really..."

As he spoke, Li Xiaoyao's tears overflowed again.

"captain!"

Li Xiaoyao gave Lin Ji a firm hug: "I leave it to you!"

When Lin Ji heard this, it was the first time Li Xiaoyao called him the captain.

"For your trust, I can't fail!"

Lin Ji took Li Xiaoyao to the captain's room.

"First of all, death is a very complicated matter. You have to make a clear distinction. Are you a violator? Or a materialist?"

Li Xiaoyao was dumbfounded.

What the hell is the captain talking about?

I know all these words.But even together, why didn't I understand a word?
From Li Xiaoyao's ignorant expression, Lin Ji could feel how confused he is now.

"Ok..." Lin Ji shook his head and wanted to teach Li Xiaoyao a good lesson in philosophy.

Looking at Li Xiaoyao's appearance, one can tell that he has not received nine years of compulsory education, nor political courses in high school.

"First of all, materialism is the belief that the essence of the world is matter. There is matter before consciousness in the world. Matter determines consciousness, and consciousness is the reflection of matter."

After Lin Ji finished speaking, Li Xiaoyao felt as if he had gone back to the private school when he was a child, and he couldn't understand what the husband was saying at all.

As long as the husband speaks, he will definitely be sleepy.

Now, it's the same.

What Lin Ji said was like a lullaby, hypnotizing Li Xiaoyao.

"Do you understand?"

When Lin Ji slapped the table, Li Xiaoyao trembled all over.

"what?"

Li Xiaoyao broke out in a cold sweat, just like being caught by his teacher when he fell asleep in class when he was a child.

"Do you think this statement is correct?" Lingji asked.

Li Xiaoyao looked at Lin Ji blankly, without shaking his head or nodding.

"Teacher, I didn't understand."

It took a long time before Li Xiaoyao spoke out what was in his heart.

Lin Ji was really speechless, he felt that everything he just said was very simple, but why couldn't Li Xiaoyao understand it?
He held back the anger that he wanted to burn in his heart, and patiently explained to Li Xiaoyao again.

"That is, do you think the whole world exists because of you? Or will it continue to exist with or without you?"

Li Xiaoyao was at a loss again, he scratched his head and asked, "Is there any difference between these two?"

Lin Jixin said that there is a big difference, but now he is a person who helps Li Xiaoyao, so he can't get angry with Li Xiaoyao.

"Is such that."

Lin Ji picked up an apple on the table and placed it in front of Li Xiaoyao.

Li Xiaoyao subconsciously took the apple and ate it.

"???"

Lin Ji was taken aback, he didn't expect Li Xiaoyao to take the apple and eat it.

"What are you doing?"

Li Xiaoyao bit the apple and replied, "Didn't you let me eat the apple to replenish my brain power, Teacher?"

Lin Ji shrugged: "I just brought an apple here, just for you to see!"

Li Xiaoyao ate very quickly, and ate up all the apples.

"Oh, then I won't eat."

After speaking, he handed the finished apple core to Lin Ji.

Lin Ji's eyes widened, but he didn't take the apple core.

"Forget it... just pretend, I'm holding an apple in my hand."

Li Xiaoyao whispered: "If you don't give me food, you should have said it earlier!"

"What did you say?"

From Lin Ji's voice, Li Xiaoyao heard the feeling of being a teacher when he was a child.

He didn't dare to refute Mr., and immediately replied: "It's nothing, I said teacher, you have worked hard."

Lin Jixin said, isn't it hard work?In order to introduce idealism to you, am I easy?
"Okay, look at my hand, what's in it?"

Li Xiaoyao touched his nose: "There is nothing!"

"Wrong!" Lin Ji was really speechless, "Didn't I just say that? I'm holding an apple in my hand!"

"oh oh!"

"Again!"

Lin Ji rearranged his mood, and then asked Li Xiaoyao, "Look, what is in my hand?"

"Apple!" Li Xiaoyao replied cooperatively.

"So, does this apple really exist, or is it imaginary?"

Li Xiaoyao didn't even think about it, and immediately replied: "Didn't you tell me just now? This is to pretend that there are apples! So it is imaginary!"

"..."

Lin Ji was almost driven mad by Li Xiaoyao, he shouted at the top of his voice, "I mean, I'm still holding an apple in my hand, do you think it's real or fake?"

"Isn't there still no apples?" Li Xiaoyao pointed to Lin Ji's hand and said with absolute certainty.

Lin Ji went crazy, he really didn't expect that it would be so difficult to communicate with Li Xiaoyao.

"Oh my God!"

An angry Lin Ji grabbed the apple core from Li Xiaoyao's hand and asked, "Now, is this apple still there?"

Li Xiaoyao gave Lin Ji a confident look with an expression of "I understand".

Lin Ji also felt from Li Xiaoyao's nodding that he really understood this time.I am also looking forward to Li Xiaoyao's next answer.

"It's... an apple core!" Li Xiaoyao said firmly.

Lin Ji almost fell to the ground, he really never thought that Li Xiaoyao would be so stupid.

"I mean, you pretend that the apple core I'm holding is an apple, do you think this apple is real?"

Lin Ji had an urge in his heart not to want to help Li Xiaoyao anymore, but the man's words were hard to follow.

Words spoken are like nails spat out.

It must be done, and it cannot be broken.

"Oh! That's what it means!" Li Xiaoyao patted his thigh and said confidently, "I really understand this time!"

"you understood?"

"I understand."

"You really understand?"

"I really understand!"

Lin Ji rolled his eyes: "I believe you again, do you think the apple in my hand really exists? Or is it just a fantasy?"

This time Li Xiaoyao learned the movements he used to answer questions in private schools when he was a child. At that time, his husband once said that to answer questions in class, you need to raise your hands.

So Li Xiaoyao raised his hand.

"I know, it's real!"

Only then did Lin Ji nodded in satisfaction, and then asked: "If you close your eyes, does this apple still exist?"

Li Xiaoyao closed his eyes after listening.

"It still exists!"

"Very good." Lin Ji felt that Li Xiaoyao really understood this time.

"Then, the last question. You must answer it well."

Li Xiaoyao promised himself: "Don't worry, I will answer seriously."

"Please listen to the question!" Lin Ji asked his most critical question, "Do you think this world still exists after you fall asleep?"

As soon as this question was asked, Li Xiaoyao became a little silly.

He thought to himself, isn't this problem very simple?

Isn't that definitely still there?

What's the point of asking this kind of question.

But just when he was about to answer, he suddenly remembered something.

wrong.

Is this problem so simple?

Li Xiaoyao fell into his own contemplation, he first thought about how he looked when he was sleeping.

I fell asleep, so does the outside world still exist?
Li Xiaoyao originally wanted to say that the world still existed, but he couldn't prove that the world still existed.

Because his eyes are not looking at the outside world, it cannot prove that the world still exists.

If it doesn't exist, why do summer meals go sour after a night out?
Li Xiaoyao began to doubt the world, do I really exist in this world?
I don't understand.

Sometimes I would dream that I would retire to the rivers and lakes with Linger and give birth to many fat boys.

But is that just a dream?

Why not me now, is a dream of mine, but this dream is too long.

I just didn't wake up?

Lin Ji saw the entanglement in Li Xiaoyao's eyebrows, and shouted: "Don't think so much, empty out all your thoughts, and give you the most certain answer."

Lin Ji's words were repeated in Li Xiaoyao's ears like Buddhist scriptures.

Li Xiaoyao gradually emptied his mind, and then only thought about Lin Ji's question.

"I think it exists!"

"Very good!" Lin Ji clapped his hands, "You are also a materialist."

Li Xiaoyao came to his senses, and asked curiously, "What is this materialist?"

This is the first time Li Xiaoyao feels the world is different, different from his cognition.

He is curious about the true meaning of the world.

Lin Ji saw that he really wanted to know, so he explained it to him.

"Materialists, to put it simply, are people who have a heart before they have a heart."

When Lin Ji said this, Li Xiaoyao understood.

"Before that, the idealism that the teacher talked about was another kind, right?"

Lin Ji nodded: "You can teach a child. Idealists think that the world is derived and determined by human consciousness."

"To explain it in one sentence, my heart is the universe, and the universe is my heart."

"When I open my eyes, I see the world, and when I close my eyes, I see nothingness." Li Xiaoyao scratched his head and said.

"Not bad!"

Now that Lin Ji has helped Li Xiaoyao analyze what kind of ideologue he is, he is going to help him formulate a way to die.

"If you are an idealist, I would use brain death to help you."

"Now, you are a materialist, so I can only help you with the death of your body."

Li Xiaoyao listened with great interest, although he had to guess most of the words in order to guess what Lin Ji meant.

But he thinks this is very interesting.

"Teacher, I'm curious about how brain death is a way to die." Li Xiaoyao raised his hand and asked.

Ling Ji patiently explained: "All human thinking comes from the brain. If you are an idealist, the moment your brain stops thinking and activities, you are dead."

"The easiest way to die in this way is through blood flow backwards. That is to stand on your head. As long as you stand on your head for more than a month, I guarantee you can complete brain death."

Having said that, Lin Ji shrugged: "But you are not an idealist, so what you need is physical death."

"Physical death, as the name suggests, is physical death. The heart stops beating, and the body loses temperature."

"I know that your healing ability is very good, and your body strength is also very strong. It is indeed very difficult for you to achieve physical death. But it is not impossible."

Hearing this, Li Xiaoyao immediately stood up and bowed to Lin Ji: "Please enlighten me, teacher."

Lin Ji smiled mysteriously: "Have you heard of aqua regia?"

(End of this chapter)