The daily life of the bandits in the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 1 Knocking on Li 2 Brain collapse
Chapter 1
In the ninth year of Wude, May.
Jingzhou, Mingyue Mountain.
"Little parrot, your feathers are so beautiful, smooth and bright!"
"Old SP, old SP."
In a cottage that was easy to defend and difficult to attack, on the attic corridor of a certain courtyard, the sunny and handsome Chu Yang was flirting with a parrot, but every time he would be scolded by the parrot.
He raises this parrot mainly to brag about his experience. He has a "Niuwei system", which is very user-friendly, and he can easily receive rewards if he gains experience.
Since traveling to the cottage two years ago, it was all up to him to stabilize the overall situation.
At that time, the whole cottage was dinged with poverty, and the bandits were skinny, and none of them could be the leader.
Throwing these people into the street, no one believed they were bandits.
Seeing that these bandits were about to starve to death, fortunately, at the critical moment, Chu Yang awakened the 'cow batch system'.
Chu Yang pulls the bandits to brag about their approval every day, just wanting to quickly upgrade the 'Niu Approval System' to level 1 to receive rewards.
The brothers in the cottage also complained about him.
"Village Master, can you do some personnel work, and drag us to chat with Kiel all day long, can you eat it?"
"Yes, village master, let's do some personnel work. This roasted mouse is the last one in the village, and all the wild animals around have run away."
"Brothers, you must believe me, three years, only three years, we will definitely earn 1040 million taels of gold!"
After endless grievances, finally!
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, the system has been upgraded to level 1, please receive the opening gift pack."
Hearing the system's voice, Chu Yang was so excited that he wept.
Relying on the abundant rewards from the system, Chu Yang led the bandits to tide over the difficulties. Only then did the bandits apologize to him, and finally firmly secured the position of the village master.
Afterwards, the [-] mu of fertile land in the village was remodeled and the houses were rebuilt. Chu Yang's reputation reached its peak in the hearts of the bandits.
A month ago, the people in the village were planting seedlings in full swing, as if they had been poured with chicken blood.
Now is the time to eat corn, vegetables are being produced one after another, the construction of the cottage is basically on the right track, and life is getting more and more promising.
When he was free, Chu Yang just teased the parrot and collected his experience.
Ding!
System: "Congratulations to the host, the system level has been upgraded to level 2, and the dungeon task is started. Accepting the dungeon, the upgrade is easier and the rewards are richer! This upgrade gift pack contains a lot of ingredients, please have time for the host to collect it by himself."
"Are there any other good things? I have enough food and clothing now, and I need something else, something else, understand?"
System: "Woman?"
"Well, it's not impossible!"
System: "Release dungeon task: rush to Chang'an City to rob local tyrants; task time limit: seven days; task reward: inheritance of Bian Que's medical skills, bravery of Xiang Yu, a bottle of Wuyu pill, a bottle of Peiyuan Guben pill, 20 hours Bragging about experience."
"Hey, with my force value, if you rob a big family, you will be hacked to death."
System: "The host is allowed to experience Xiang Yu's bravery in advance, please extend the palm of the host to receive the [-]-hour experience card."
Chu Yang said happily: "Hehe, this is more or less the same!"
After speaking, an experience card appeared out of thin air in his palm.
"How to use it."
System: "Just tear it up."
Chu Yang was taken aback.
Can it still be used like this?
Then he threw away the melon seeds in his hand, they were not fragrant at all.
He yelled happily: "Reckless boy!"
"What's the matter, village master?" Mang Wazi and a few rough people ran to the bottom of the attic.
Standing in the corridor, Chu Yang looked at several people: "Notify brothers, gather quickly, let's go to Chang'an City to do big business."
"That's great!"
When the big men heard this, their eyes lit up, and their brows were filled with joy.
It's been a long time since I went out to do business. Although, under the leadership of Chu Yang, I've enjoyed a lot of food and drink hot food in the past two years, but I crawled into the ground every day, I was too tired to bite my eggs, and my private life didn't show much. I can finally go down the mountain and have a good time. happy happy.
"Hurry up!" Chu Yang shouted.
"Yes Yes Yes!"
Several big men rushed to the fields excitedly, and those who were notified were like runaway horses.
After a while, fifty strong and strong men gathered in Dayuanba, and everyone was excited, jumping and shouting non-stop.
When Chu Yang saw the situation, these people had held back for too long, and the tadpoles must have turned into frogs.
"Brothers, let's go!" Chu Yang got on a big pure black horse and waved his hand.
"Wow!" A group of strong men who turned from tadpoles into frogs were as excited as if they had eaten fifty catties of maca, and they were alive and well.For a time, Chu Yang suspected that this group of people were not going to rob the big family.
a few days later.
In the afternoon, outside Chang'an City.
"From now on, don't call me the village master, call me the young master, do you hear me?" Chu Yang said very seriously.Mainly because I was afraid of leaking the news.
"Yes, Village Master!"
Mara coins!I just said it and didn't remember it.
"After entering the city, we will work on the ideas separately. I will wait for you at the 'Laifu Inn' during Haishi. Be careful and don't get caught." Chu Yang was serious about assigning tasks.
"Don't worry, Village Master!" A group of people answered quickly, but no one moved, and they all looked at Chu Yang.
Chu Yang's face was full of anger, and his heart was suddenly filled with anger. Why did these stupid bandits call you young master after all, why should they call you village master?
why?
Why?Why? ?
"Go and step on it, everyone is watching me." Chu Yang's eyes widened.
"Yes, Waller Master, please slow down!" Walking towards the city gate in twos and threes.
Chu Yang patted his forehead.
Ah!
It hurts.
A bunch of idiots are hopeless.
"Mangzi, follow me to the inn to check in."
Then the two came to the inn, one was to rest, and the other was to see if there were any local tyrants.
'Laifu Inn' has two floors. After going up the stairs to the second floor, on the left hand side, there is a railing at the landing, a table, and four benches.
There were 7 people sitting on it, the fat man sat alone on one side with his back against the railing, and the other three sides sat on two people each. These were Li Er, Yuchi Jingde and other subordinates. There were only these 7 people on the second floor, and they were the ones who had a secret conversation. good environment.
At this moment, Chu Yang and Mang Wazi climbed upstairs from the stairs.
Just as Chu Yang's head popped out of the stairs, Li Er farted with a 'boom', knocking Chu Yang straight, a stench made his head dizzy.
It is self-evident how bad I feel when I was pissed off by a group of sabi bandits, and now I am being fucked by farts.
"Hey? Who are you farting at?" Chu Yang was furious.
He rushed to Li Er in a hurry.
wow!sound.
Chu Yang knocked on Li Er's forehead with a heavy blow.
Li Er had just farted and was still immersed in comfort when he was knocked down by an old man from Chu Yang and covered his head with one hand.
"Bold, how dare you confront the palace..."
"Hall you draw a coin"
Chu Yang moved again, ready to hit Heiwa Yuchi Jingde as well.
"stop."
"The dog thief quickly knelt down and walked around you without dying"
Li Er turned around and kicked Chu Yang angrily.
The rest of the people also surrounded him.
"Why, more people bully less people." Chu Yang looked at the few people.
He was not afraid at all, quietly holding Xiang Yu's experience card in the palm of his hand, as long as he tore it up immediately, it would be very easy to beat these people, this is confidence.
Mangwazi clenched his fists, ready to attack at any time, but his body trembled a little.
"Heh!" Li Er sneered, "Two little thieves dare to be rampant, beat them to their knees."
As soon as the words fell, Yuchi Jingde and others attacked like Chu Yang and Mang Wazi.
Chu Yang was planning to tear up the experience card, but these people were so skilled that he was in no hurry to tear it up.
After a while, Chu Yang and Mangwazi were trampled to the ground by Li Er.
The two of them pressed their faces to the ground, breathing deeply.
Li Er squatted in front of Chu Yang: "What are you?"
"You dare to yell at me. I fight the world. What right do you have to yell at me?"
There was disdain in his eyes, and he stretched out his hand to grab Chu Yang's face.
"Keep calling me."
Chu Yang stared at Li Er, thinking in his heart not to let Lao Tzu tear off the experience card, and shook hands tightly at the same time.
At this time, his two hands were clasped backwards, and he was desperately closing them.
The person who clasped his hand felt that he wanted to resist, so he squeezed his wrist with one hand, and gave him two thumps with the free hand.
He endured the beatings and kicks from all the people, grinned, and clasped his hands together.
Hiss!
The experience card was torn instantly, and a scorching power flowed from his heart like bones, and he felt infinite power immediately.
Ah!
A loud roar.
He jumped up suddenly, like a lion shaking the sky, and overturned the person holding him.
He held one person in his hand and threw them downstairs through the window in an instant. The speed was very fast, followed by two more people.
Next to him, Li Er and Yuchi Jingde were still in a daze, not understanding why this dog thief was so powerful.
When Chu Yang raised a person again and was about to throw him out of the window, a majestic voice sounded.
"stop."
At this moment, a group of soldiers and horses rushed up, led by a middle-aged elegant man, about 30 years old, with a beard on his upper lip, this man was Li Jiancheng, and beside him was an ugly man, It must be Li Yuan.
"Little brother, put him down quickly." The refined man said.
"who are you?"
Chu Yang looked at the refined man and asked back.
It must be with these people.
Then he threw the person in his hand out the window.
"You, little brother, why are you so impulsive." The elegant man sighed.
"This guy, seven people beat us two, you said I was impulsive?" Chu Yang sneered.
"You guys are in the same party as this guy, if you have the guts to go together."
"Brother, I like your personality." The ugly man next to the refined man said cheerfully.
At this time, the elegant man looked at Li Er, "Second brother, what's going on?"
"Hehe, the second brother actually bullied the young man." The ugly man said.
Chu Yang looked at the three of them, they sang together, and they were indeed together.
"Thank you big brother and third brother for your concern. I have nothing to do with these two little brothers. It's all a misunderstanding." Li Er said very respectfully.
"Well, since the second brother can handle it well, then the elder brother will go to patrol first."
After the elegant man finished speaking, he looked at Chu Yang again.
"Little brother, don't act impulsively."
When Chu Yang heard this, he gave him a blank look.
Let me tell you about a target.
Your second brother beat me up, and you told me not to act impulsively.
Seeing that neither side wanted to see him, the elegant man turned around and left with his own people.
He was just passing by, and came up to take a look when he saw someone fighting. Chang'an, how could it be so chaotic, after seeing Li Er, he couldn't care less, after all, the two were at odds.
At this time, Li Er also planned to follow. Since Li Jiancheng knew about it, he would definitely prevent him from dispatching troops to deal with the two people in front of him.
"Jingde, let's go too."
"Then what about these two people?" Yuchi Jingde looked at Chu Yang and the two angrily.
"Forget it! It's just two pariahs! Let's go."
Li Er looked at the two with disdain.
In the social class of the Tang Dynasty, people were divided into two categories: 'good' and 'bad'. 'Liang' is also called a good person, which includes nobles, officials, monks, ordinary people, landlords, tenant farmers, and small traders. "Jie" is also called "Jiekou", including official or private "untouchables" such as miscellaneous households, Gongle households, Buqu, and Hakka women.
Chu Yang was not convinced when he heard this.
"stop."
"Do you want to leave?"
Chu Yang grabbed Li Er by the collar.
"Hand over your money."
At this time, he had Xiang Yu's strength in his hands, and it was more than enough to deal with these two people, and it was not empty at all.
"Bitch, do you still want to rob in broad daylight?" Li Er suddenly became angry again. He wanted to follow Li Jiancheng and leave, but this matter was over.
"You fart and stinky me, and you beat me up, and you won't pay compensation?" Chu Yang looked at Li Er viciously.
"Dog thief, did your father die early and didn't teach you about high and low, believe it or not, I can't let you get out of this inn?" Li Er looked at Chu Yang coldly.
In our Southwest area, bragging batches generally have two meanings, one is small talk, and the other is that the content of the speech is very watery and not very credible.Bragging at work is the most emotional.
(End of this chapter)
In the ninth year of Wude, May.
Jingzhou, Mingyue Mountain.
"Little parrot, your feathers are so beautiful, smooth and bright!"
"Old SP, old SP."
In a cottage that was easy to defend and difficult to attack, on the attic corridor of a certain courtyard, the sunny and handsome Chu Yang was flirting with a parrot, but every time he would be scolded by the parrot.
He raises this parrot mainly to brag about his experience. He has a "Niuwei system", which is very user-friendly, and he can easily receive rewards if he gains experience.
Since traveling to the cottage two years ago, it was all up to him to stabilize the overall situation.
At that time, the whole cottage was dinged with poverty, and the bandits were skinny, and none of them could be the leader.
Throwing these people into the street, no one believed they were bandits.
Seeing that these bandits were about to starve to death, fortunately, at the critical moment, Chu Yang awakened the 'cow batch system'.
Chu Yang pulls the bandits to brag about their approval every day, just wanting to quickly upgrade the 'Niu Approval System' to level 1 to receive rewards.
The brothers in the cottage also complained about him.
"Village Master, can you do some personnel work, and drag us to chat with Kiel all day long, can you eat it?"
"Yes, village master, let's do some personnel work. This roasted mouse is the last one in the village, and all the wild animals around have run away."
"Brothers, you must believe me, three years, only three years, we will definitely earn 1040 million taels of gold!"
After endless grievances, finally!
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, the system has been upgraded to level 1, please receive the opening gift pack."
Hearing the system's voice, Chu Yang was so excited that he wept.
Relying on the abundant rewards from the system, Chu Yang led the bandits to tide over the difficulties. Only then did the bandits apologize to him, and finally firmly secured the position of the village master.
Afterwards, the [-] mu of fertile land in the village was remodeled and the houses were rebuilt. Chu Yang's reputation reached its peak in the hearts of the bandits.
A month ago, the people in the village were planting seedlings in full swing, as if they had been poured with chicken blood.
Now is the time to eat corn, vegetables are being produced one after another, the construction of the cottage is basically on the right track, and life is getting more and more promising.
When he was free, Chu Yang just teased the parrot and collected his experience.
Ding!
System: "Congratulations to the host, the system level has been upgraded to level 2, and the dungeon task is started. Accepting the dungeon, the upgrade is easier and the rewards are richer! This upgrade gift pack contains a lot of ingredients, please have time for the host to collect it by himself."
"Are there any other good things? I have enough food and clothing now, and I need something else, something else, understand?"
System: "Woman?"
"Well, it's not impossible!"
System: "Release dungeon task: rush to Chang'an City to rob local tyrants; task time limit: seven days; task reward: inheritance of Bian Que's medical skills, bravery of Xiang Yu, a bottle of Wuyu pill, a bottle of Peiyuan Guben pill, 20 hours Bragging about experience."
"Hey, with my force value, if you rob a big family, you will be hacked to death."
System: "The host is allowed to experience Xiang Yu's bravery in advance, please extend the palm of the host to receive the [-]-hour experience card."
Chu Yang said happily: "Hehe, this is more or less the same!"
After speaking, an experience card appeared out of thin air in his palm.
"How to use it."
System: "Just tear it up."
Chu Yang was taken aback.
Can it still be used like this?
Then he threw away the melon seeds in his hand, they were not fragrant at all.
He yelled happily: "Reckless boy!"
"What's the matter, village master?" Mang Wazi and a few rough people ran to the bottom of the attic.
Standing in the corridor, Chu Yang looked at several people: "Notify brothers, gather quickly, let's go to Chang'an City to do big business."
"That's great!"
When the big men heard this, their eyes lit up, and their brows were filled with joy.
It's been a long time since I went out to do business. Although, under the leadership of Chu Yang, I've enjoyed a lot of food and drink hot food in the past two years, but I crawled into the ground every day, I was too tired to bite my eggs, and my private life didn't show much. I can finally go down the mountain and have a good time. happy happy.
"Hurry up!" Chu Yang shouted.
"Yes Yes Yes!"
Several big men rushed to the fields excitedly, and those who were notified were like runaway horses.
After a while, fifty strong and strong men gathered in Dayuanba, and everyone was excited, jumping and shouting non-stop.
When Chu Yang saw the situation, these people had held back for too long, and the tadpoles must have turned into frogs.
"Brothers, let's go!" Chu Yang got on a big pure black horse and waved his hand.
"Wow!" A group of strong men who turned from tadpoles into frogs were as excited as if they had eaten fifty catties of maca, and they were alive and well.For a time, Chu Yang suspected that this group of people were not going to rob the big family.
a few days later.
In the afternoon, outside Chang'an City.
"From now on, don't call me the village master, call me the young master, do you hear me?" Chu Yang said very seriously.Mainly because I was afraid of leaking the news.
"Yes, Village Master!"
Mara coins!I just said it and didn't remember it.
"After entering the city, we will work on the ideas separately. I will wait for you at the 'Laifu Inn' during Haishi. Be careful and don't get caught." Chu Yang was serious about assigning tasks.
"Don't worry, Village Master!" A group of people answered quickly, but no one moved, and they all looked at Chu Yang.
Chu Yang's face was full of anger, and his heart was suddenly filled with anger. Why did these stupid bandits call you young master after all, why should they call you village master?
why?
Why?Why? ?
"Go and step on it, everyone is watching me." Chu Yang's eyes widened.
"Yes, Waller Master, please slow down!" Walking towards the city gate in twos and threes.
Chu Yang patted his forehead.
Ah!
It hurts.
A bunch of idiots are hopeless.
"Mangzi, follow me to the inn to check in."
Then the two came to the inn, one was to rest, and the other was to see if there were any local tyrants.
'Laifu Inn' has two floors. After going up the stairs to the second floor, on the left hand side, there is a railing at the landing, a table, and four benches.
There were 7 people sitting on it, the fat man sat alone on one side with his back against the railing, and the other three sides sat on two people each. These were Li Er, Yuchi Jingde and other subordinates. There were only these 7 people on the second floor, and they were the ones who had a secret conversation. good environment.
At this moment, Chu Yang and Mang Wazi climbed upstairs from the stairs.
Just as Chu Yang's head popped out of the stairs, Li Er farted with a 'boom', knocking Chu Yang straight, a stench made his head dizzy.
It is self-evident how bad I feel when I was pissed off by a group of sabi bandits, and now I am being fucked by farts.
"Hey? Who are you farting at?" Chu Yang was furious.
He rushed to Li Er in a hurry.
wow!sound.
Chu Yang knocked on Li Er's forehead with a heavy blow.
Li Er had just farted and was still immersed in comfort when he was knocked down by an old man from Chu Yang and covered his head with one hand.
"Bold, how dare you confront the palace..."
"Hall you draw a coin"
Chu Yang moved again, ready to hit Heiwa Yuchi Jingde as well.
"stop."
"The dog thief quickly knelt down and walked around you without dying"
Li Er turned around and kicked Chu Yang angrily.
The rest of the people also surrounded him.
"Why, more people bully less people." Chu Yang looked at the few people.
He was not afraid at all, quietly holding Xiang Yu's experience card in the palm of his hand, as long as he tore it up immediately, it would be very easy to beat these people, this is confidence.
Mangwazi clenched his fists, ready to attack at any time, but his body trembled a little.
"Heh!" Li Er sneered, "Two little thieves dare to be rampant, beat them to their knees."
As soon as the words fell, Yuchi Jingde and others attacked like Chu Yang and Mang Wazi.
Chu Yang was planning to tear up the experience card, but these people were so skilled that he was in no hurry to tear it up.
After a while, Chu Yang and Mangwazi were trampled to the ground by Li Er.
The two of them pressed their faces to the ground, breathing deeply.
Li Er squatted in front of Chu Yang: "What are you?"
"You dare to yell at me. I fight the world. What right do you have to yell at me?"
There was disdain in his eyes, and he stretched out his hand to grab Chu Yang's face.
"Keep calling me."
Chu Yang stared at Li Er, thinking in his heart not to let Lao Tzu tear off the experience card, and shook hands tightly at the same time.
At this time, his two hands were clasped backwards, and he was desperately closing them.
The person who clasped his hand felt that he wanted to resist, so he squeezed his wrist with one hand, and gave him two thumps with the free hand.
He endured the beatings and kicks from all the people, grinned, and clasped his hands together.
Hiss!
The experience card was torn instantly, and a scorching power flowed from his heart like bones, and he felt infinite power immediately.
Ah!
A loud roar.
He jumped up suddenly, like a lion shaking the sky, and overturned the person holding him.
He held one person in his hand and threw them downstairs through the window in an instant. The speed was very fast, followed by two more people.
Next to him, Li Er and Yuchi Jingde were still in a daze, not understanding why this dog thief was so powerful.
When Chu Yang raised a person again and was about to throw him out of the window, a majestic voice sounded.
"stop."
At this moment, a group of soldiers and horses rushed up, led by a middle-aged elegant man, about 30 years old, with a beard on his upper lip, this man was Li Jiancheng, and beside him was an ugly man, It must be Li Yuan.
"Little brother, put him down quickly." The refined man said.
"who are you?"
Chu Yang looked at the refined man and asked back.
It must be with these people.
Then he threw the person in his hand out the window.
"You, little brother, why are you so impulsive." The elegant man sighed.
"This guy, seven people beat us two, you said I was impulsive?" Chu Yang sneered.
"You guys are in the same party as this guy, if you have the guts to go together."
"Brother, I like your personality." The ugly man next to the refined man said cheerfully.
At this time, the elegant man looked at Li Er, "Second brother, what's going on?"
"Hehe, the second brother actually bullied the young man." The ugly man said.
Chu Yang looked at the three of them, they sang together, and they were indeed together.
"Thank you big brother and third brother for your concern. I have nothing to do with these two little brothers. It's all a misunderstanding." Li Er said very respectfully.
"Well, since the second brother can handle it well, then the elder brother will go to patrol first."
After the elegant man finished speaking, he looked at Chu Yang again.
"Little brother, don't act impulsively."
When Chu Yang heard this, he gave him a blank look.
Let me tell you about a target.
Your second brother beat me up, and you told me not to act impulsively.
Seeing that neither side wanted to see him, the elegant man turned around and left with his own people.
He was just passing by, and came up to take a look when he saw someone fighting. Chang'an, how could it be so chaotic, after seeing Li Er, he couldn't care less, after all, the two were at odds.
At this time, Li Er also planned to follow. Since Li Jiancheng knew about it, he would definitely prevent him from dispatching troops to deal with the two people in front of him.
"Jingde, let's go too."
"Then what about these two people?" Yuchi Jingde looked at Chu Yang and the two angrily.
"Forget it! It's just two pariahs! Let's go."
Li Er looked at the two with disdain.
In the social class of the Tang Dynasty, people were divided into two categories: 'good' and 'bad'. 'Liang' is also called a good person, which includes nobles, officials, monks, ordinary people, landlords, tenant farmers, and small traders. "Jie" is also called "Jiekou", including official or private "untouchables" such as miscellaneous households, Gongle households, Buqu, and Hakka women.
Chu Yang was not convinced when he heard this.
"stop."
"Do you want to leave?"
Chu Yang grabbed Li Er by the collar.
"Hand over your money."
At this time, he had Xiang Yu's strength in his hands, and it was more than enough to deal with these two people, and it was not empty at all.
"Bitch, do you still want to rob in broad daylight?" Li Er suddenly became angry again. He wanted to follow Li Jiancheng and leave, but this matter was over.
"You fart and stinky me, and you beat me up, and you won't pay compensation?" Chu Yang looked at Li Er viciously.
"Dog thief, did your father die early and didn't teach you about high and low, believe it or not, I can't let you get out of this inn?" Li Er looked at Chu Yang coldly.
In our Southwest area, bragging batches generally have two meanings, one is small talk, and the other is that the content of the speech is very watery and not very credible.Bragging at work is the most emotional.
(End of this chapter)
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