The daily life of the bandits in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 145 Give Gifts

At this time, she stretched out her hand, picked up the wooden comb on the dressing table, and raised her arm to comb her hair. Because of the raising of her arm, the hem of the dress moved up slightly, revealing her white waist.

After combing her hair several times, she put down the wooden comb, picked up the rouge flakes on the table, slowly held them in her mouth, and pursed her lips.

The colorful lips appeared in the bronze mirror. She smiled slightly at herself in the bronze mirror, with the corners of her mouth raised.

Its peach blossom almond eyes and light crescent eyebrows all show her familiarity.

Sitting upright, you can still see the roundness and uprightness of the puppet, and its plump figure is soft and soft.

This kind of meticulous dressing is really just to prove: women are the ones who please themselves.

Presumably in this ordinary world, in this extraordinary night, there are many such men and women.

Chu Yang, who was peeking out the window, felt like a cat scratching his heart.

He opened the window a crack and said softly, "Benefactor Xiao, I'm here to visit you again."

Empress Xiao smiled secretly when she heard Chu Yang's words.

This bad house!
"come in."

After hearing the answer, he quickly jumped in, couldn't wait to run towards the beauty, and hugged her tightly.

She was about to have a careless kiss, but she covered her mouth with her hand.

Chu Yang didn't understand, so he looked at Empress Xiao and asked:
"What's the matter, sister?"

"Have you eaten shit?" Empress Xiao covered her nose with one hand, and covered Chu Yang's mouth with the other.

When Chu Yang ran over, the moment he opened his mouth, a strong smell wafted out of his mouth.

"No!" Chu Yang looked puzzled, thinking about what he had for dinner.

"Then why is your mouth so smelly?" Empress Xiao really couldn't stand the smell in his mouth, so she broke free from his embrace.

After thinking about it carefully, Chu Yang suddenly realized that it was related to the two dishes he ate at night.

He likes to eat white meat with garlic paste and fat intestines. At night, he eats these two dishes the most.

When I was brushing my teeth, I thought I had to hold a meeting with Mang, so I didn't brush carefully because I was afraid that there was no rush.

This resulted in a lingering taste.

He sighed carefully crossing his hands.

Ok?
Really!

Hastily explained: "Sister, I ate garlic and fat sausage at night, it smells a bit smelly, don't dislike it, let's continue."

After he finished speaking, he walked towards Empress Xiao.

Empress Xiao's face suddenly changed in fright.

"Don't come here, wash your mouth first, it's too smelly." She hurriedly stopped.

Then he yelled out the door: "Xiaohong!"

"My lady, please tell me."

"Go fetch a basin of water."

"promise."

When Chu Yang heard Empress Xiao's order, he immediately became anxious. As soon as the maid came in, he would be exposed.

"Sister, why did you let her fetch water in? Am I going to hide under the bed again?"

In a hurry, he ran around the room, looking for other hiding places except under the bed.

Turning and turning, he came to Empress Xiao.

She glanced at Chu Yang, pinched her nose, fanned the air with her hands, and said calmly, "You don't need to hide under the bed."

"Don't hide under the bed?" Chu Yang looked around.

"Then where to hide?"

"Are you hiding here?"

After he finished speaking, he grabbed Empress Xiao's coat, stretched his head and hid in it, and Empress Xiao's belly swelled up immediately, as if she was pregnant.

"Come out, it's really naughty."

"You're disobedient, I'm going to beat you." Empress Xiao patted his head through the clothes.

At this time, there was a knock on the door.

"Come in!" Empress Xiao ordered, and the door was about to be pushed open.

Chu Yang jumped out of her stomach and whispered, "Sister, are you crazy?"

Seeing Empress Xiao's half-smile, Chu Yang regained his composure, feeling that he had been tricked.

The parties are not afraid of this?
I'm afraid of a hair!

He took advantage of Empress Xiao watching his joke at this moment, and kissed her face with one mouth.

"you……"

"The empress's water is calling."

Just when Empress Xiao was about to say something, the maid Xiaohong stood at the door with a basin of water, looking at Chu Yang and Empress Xiao, she was watching the scene just now.

The red glow spread from the tip of her nose to all sides, covering her cheeks in a short while.

"Put it on the low table." Empress Xiao looked at the low table.

After the maid Xiaohong put down the basin, she secretly glanced at Chu Yang and quickly exited the room.

She was caught by Chu Yan, and Chu Yang blinked at her, which instantly made her heart beat wildly.

Seeing Xiao Hong leaving in a hurry, Chu Yang laughed in his heart.

This little palace maid is quite amusing.

It just looks too ordinary.

"Go and wash your mouth, you're still dazed." Empress Xiao pushed him.

"Oh oh oh."

When Chu Yang walked to the water basin, Empress Xiao also followed and looked at him.

"Xiao Chu, if you are reluctant to part with the little palace lady, I can give it to you."

"Why don't you want to, just tease her for fun."

As he spoke, he groped from his body, as if he was digging out something, and he planned to give some gifts to Empress Xiao.

"By the way, sister, your court lady knows about our affairs?"

"Well, they are quite loyal, and they heard it last night."

Because Princess Yicheng knew about her, after Chu Yang and Concubine Yang left at noon, she interrogated the maids.In the end, it was concluded that the maids in her palace were still very loyal.

Princess Yicheng knew about Chu Yang, and she deduced it entirely by wisdom.

Seeing that Chu Yang hadn't washed his mouth, Empress Xiao said, "Hurry up, it's almost dawn."

"No hurry, I have nothing to do tomorrow." Chu Yang smiled.

"Sister, don't worry, I'm giving you a gift, watch."

As Chu Yang spoke, he took out a bottle of perfume and toiletries from his bosom.

She picked up the perfume bottle and asked curiously.

"what is this?"

"Perfume, you open it and smell it."

After Chu Yang finished speaking, he began to dig out again. After a while, the table was full of things, cosmetics, skin care products, black stockings, black ice silk nightdress, and underwear.

A lot of miscellaneous.

Empress Xiao was full of disbelief, she looked at Chu Yang like a monster.

Why do you have so many things on you?

"Can you hide so many things on your body?" She asked in disbelief.

"Sister, this is the power of spells."

"How is it? It's amazing!"

The miraculous spell that Chu Yang displayed shocked her so much that she even forgot to open the perfume. She just looked at Chu Yang in shock and asked:
"You said it was a spell, so are you human?"

"Why am I not a human anymore, don't talk about me anymore, open the perfume Lily and smell it, don't be dumbfounded."

After being reminded by Chu Yang, she remembered the perfume in her hand, and hurriedly opened the perfume. Suddenly, a scent of roses rushed into her nose.

In an instant, she regained the confidence she had when she was young, with a gorgeous but not coquettish smile on her face, and her mature charm was fully highlighted at this moment.

Seeing Empress Xiao who was dazed again, Chu Yang didn't bother her, but turned into another bucket by himself, and he was going to spit mouthwash into it.

He picked up a toothbrush, squeezed toothpaste on it, brought a glass of water to the bucket, and began to wash.

Empress Xiao came back to her senses, looked at Chu Yang again, saw some bubbles on his mouth, and asked curiously:
"Xiao Chu, why are you full of white foam?"

At this time, Chu Yang had a lot of toothpaste around his mouth because of rinsing his mouth.

"Sister, you can do it too, come here." He took a mouthful, swirled it in his mouth a few times, and spat it into the bucket.

Tonight Chu Yang completely shocked Empress Xiao, maxing out his curiosity.

She can take out things with just a few taps on her body, and they are all very strange things, how can she not be surprised?
Relying on the last trace of suspicion, she walked to Chu Yang's side, and stretched out her hand to grope around Chu Yang's body. She wanted to personally check the things hidden on Chu Yang's body.

"Sister, what are you doing, ahahaha, it's so itchy."

Chu Yang held the toothbrush in one hand and the water glass in the other, so he could only twist his body constantly.

"Let me see what secrets you have."

"Sister, it's really magic."

"Nonsense, you are not a god."

Empress Xiao didn't touch anything, she went to the table again, picked up the stockings, and asked curiously, "What is this for?"

Chu Yang glanced at it, and replied solemnly: "It is worn now, and it was thrown into the stove a long time ago to make a fire. These things are called silk stockings."

"Sister, have you heard?"

"No." Empress Xiao shook her head.

"These stockings are easy to burn. We used to make a fire to cook like this, but now that the technology is advanced, we don't need to do this anymore." Chu Yang talked about this scientific progress seriously.

"Come here and I'll teach you how to brush your teeth."

"Okay." Empress Xiao walked to him affectionately and quickly.

Chu Yang taught her to wash up hand in hand.

Then I taught her how to put on clothes, and also taught her to paint her nails.

Chu Yang just dressed her up simply.

Originally, there was still a lot to teach, but Chu Yang thought it was troublesome, so he waited until dawn to teach, because the use of cosmetics was very troublesome.

At this time, Empress Xiao was dressed by Chu Yang, showing a post-modern mature femininity.

He conjured up a coat mirror again, and gently placed it on the wool carpet beside the low table.

"Sister, look at how beautiful you are."

After hearing Chu Yang's praise, Empress Xiao gave him a blank look.

She stepped on the wool carpet, looked at the beautiful woman in the mirror, and couldn't believe it was herself.

Under the high hair, there is a white neck, a black ice silk suspender skirt, highlighting the arms like snow and lotus root, and paired with black stockings just below the knees, it is simply too beautiful.

"Is this me?"

"It's you, my good sister." Chu Yang also changed into his pajamas and walked towards her.

He embraced Empress Xiao from behind, and then hugged her tightly, his clothes were light and thin.

"Sister, you are so beautiful, there is nowhere to hide your beauty."

"Slick tongue." Empress Xiao turned around forcefully, putting her arms around Chu Yang's neck.

The two looked at each other, and they were in love with each other.

Chu Yang stroked her back and kissed her leisurely.

After a long time!
Chu Yang let go of Empress Xiao, "Sister, I'm a little hungry, I want to eat something."

"What meal do you want to eat, I'll ask Xiaohong to make it for you." Empress Xiao put her arms around Chu Yang's waist with one hand, and stroked his cheek with the other.

"Any kind of food is fine, as long as it can fill your stomach, but there must be soup, otherwise you won't be able to eat it, but I don't want Xiaohong to cook it, I want you to cook it for me."

"How could I!"

"I'll tell you how to do it."

After Chu Yang finished speaking, he pulled her to sit by the table and taught her cooking skills.

After hearing this, Empress Xiao gave him a hard look, and resolutely refused: "No, it's too difficult to learn. I think you are embarrassing me. I didn't see you shouting hungry last night."

"Hmph, if you don't agree, I won't get up." Chu Yang let go of Empress Xiao at once, and lay down on the wool carpet in a big character shape.

In the face of older sisters, men must also learn to act like a baby, which is beneficial.

He looked up at Empress Xiao who was still standing, with a graceful figure and slightly sullen brows. Her ice silk skirt and silk stockings were very elegant in Chu Yang's eyes.

Being with someone who is temperamental and beautiful often makes people feel better.

Chu Yang looked at her cute and cute chin.

His rascal appearance left Empress Xiao speechless.

"If you can't get up, if you can't get up, I will punish you."

"Punish it as you like." After finishing speaking, he put his arm under his head.

"Little liar, I stepped on you."

After Queen Xiao finished speaking, she raised her foot and stepped on Chu Yang's chest.

"Sister, you really stepped on it."

He hastily stretched out his hand to hug Queen Xiao's leg to prevent her from standing up.

"Are you afraid of the little liar?" Empress Xiao asked proudly.

"Don't be afraid, what's the matter with stepping on the chest, kick it if you have the ability!" Chu Yang grinned.

"I've never heard such a cheap request, so I'll kick it."

As soon as Empress Xiao finished speaking, he felt a kick on his body.

Chu Yang looked up, looked at her figure, and thought that with her small body, she probably wouldn't be able to kick him to death.

"Little liar, don't you accept it."

"Dissatisfied."

"You are so thick-skinned, my sister has to clean you up."

After finishing speaking, she knelt down and washed Chu Yang's face with her hands, holding his nostrils with her thumbs.

"Sister, are you going to pick my nose with your thumb?"

"You little rascal."

Empress Xiao cursed in a low voice, then stood up and kicked him again.

In fact, she has no strength at all.

Chu Yang is like a dead pig, if he kicks her, can he kick himself to death?

After a while, Chu Yang said, "Sister, you are tired, you should lie down too, and I will give you a traditional Chinese massage."

"You still know this?" Empress Xiao was a little surprised.

"It is necessary, I, the authentic heir of Bian Que, a master of the thirteen needles of the ghost gate, especially in curing diseases and saving lives, I am proficient in using them."

She also understands what Chu Yang said, and she also knows the Thirteen Needles of the Ghost Gate, but it doesn't work well, let alone her, even Sun Simiao can't use it well.

She understood what Chu Yang meant, and cursed brokenly, "Little liar."

He glanced at Chu Yang, but he was still lying on the wool carpet.

Chu Yang asked her to lie on her stomach, and he wanted to press her back first.

Empress Xiao obeyed his arrangement, turned over and lay down on the wool carpet, with her face resting on her smooth arms and her feet close together.

The overall figure is streamlined, showing great beauty.

Now Chu Yang finally knew why Luoshen Fu was born.

Presumably at that time, Cao Zhi, the author of the Luoshen Fu, saw the first feeling of Concubine Mi, which is Chu Yang's feeling when he sees Empress Xiao now.

Since ancient times, the unbelievably beautiful women will be handed down for generations, making future generations yearn for.

Obviously Empress Xiao is also in this row.

Seeing Chu Yang in a daze, Empress Xiao was very satisfied in her heart. Considering that she could still captivate Chu Yang at this age, she felt a sense of accomplishment.

"Aren't you going to give me a massage? Come on, hurry up." Seeing that Chu Yang hadn't moved, Empress Xiao turned her head to look at him, her feet swaying together.

"Okay, okay." Chu Yang said hastily.

As soon as he sat on Empress Xiao's waist, he stretched out his hands to her shoulders and pressed them.

First he pressed the shoulder and neck muscles, and then he pressed the head. His strength was moderate, which made Empress Xiao very comfortable.

"Little guy, you are indeed very good." Empress Xiao praised.

"What is this? I haven't exerted half of my ability. Later, you will see what back opening and foot pressing are."

Chu Yang is skilled and professional in technique, and the person being pressed can feel refreshed.

He moved his sitting position back a bit, now he has to push his back, it is impossible to still sit on his waist.

(End of this chapter)