The daily life of the bandits in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 147 If you can do it, don't beep beep
Chu Yang was about to take a bath. He was not surprised when he heard Mangwazi's words. He suspected that the horse thief was the gatekeeper of the city.

This Liang country is simply too bad.

"Go and tell the leader of the group of horse thieves that he can rob other people, but don't rob us. He will take his Yangguan Road, and I will take my single-plank bridge."

He continued to take off his coat, and didn't care about the reckless brats, because men have nothing to do.

"Good village master." Seeing that Chu Yang wanted to take a bath, he didn't say much, and immediately turned and ran downstairs.

At this moment, outside the inn, there are more than [-] horse thieves around, all of them are riding horses and dressed in sloppy clothes. They are all thieves. Compared with the current Mingyue Village, it is a world of difference.

There was also a group of people confronting these horse thieves in front of the inn. Everyone was holding a machete, their faces were fierce, and they had the urge to slash at them with their knives. The waiters in the shop next to them also held poles, and joined in the resistance with nervous expressions.

This group of people were the herdsmen who helped Chu Yang transport them. None of them were afraid of death, and their bodies were sturdy, so they were still very intimidating to this group of horse thieves.

At this time, the burly Mangwazi came out mighty and domineering, with his face trembling.

He glanced at the group of horse thieves, and said confidently.

"Which one of you is in charge, stand up for Master Mang."

"Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa is the head of the house."

A wretched-looking horse thief with protruding front teeth that looked like rabbits, pointed at the reckless boy with a long knife, and stammered.

"You, you, what are you going to do?"

As he stammered, saliva flew out from between his teeth and landed on the ears of the horse in front of him. The big red horse slapped its ears and shook its head, obviously despising the horse thief.

"right"

"What are you going to do, fat man?"

Next to the big bucktooth, a dirty man with hair like a chicken coop, dark eye sockets, and a monkey cheek with a sharp mouth followed suit, and his voice was as shrill as a mouse.

These two people looked at Mangwazi for a while and felt disgusted, just like that, he could be the leader of hundreds of horse thieves.

Just a bunch of rabble.

To be a thief, you have to be as brave, handsome and sunny as the village master.

After comparing the leaders like this, Mang Wazi instantly felt that he was much more advanced than these horse thieves in front of him.

That sense of superiority emanated spontaneously from his fat body.

He raised his double chin, and said arrogantly:
"Our village owner said, we don't care if you rob others. If you break ground on our Mingyue village, then don't blame us for being rude."

Mangwazi's words made the horse thief laugh for a while. He felt that he had a lot of people, and there were almost half of them. It was clear at a glance who was stronger and who was weaker.

"Pooh"

"I haven't heard of the Mingyue Village in Tamma and the Mingri Village in Tomorrow. We all want to grab it."

Jiwotou, who had agreed just now, spit out a puddle of saliva at Mangwazi.

The reckless boy not far away, who was spit on condescendingly by the chicken coop head, will naturally suffer.

Although he sideways avoided the main saliva, the saliva spit out flew separately, and it was inevitable that the saliva would fly onto the clothes.

The reckless boy was so angry that he cursed.

"Wolf Nima."

"Boss, this fat pig scolded you." Ji Wotou looked at Big Baoya, and pointed at Mangwazi.

With big buck teeth and bulging eyes, he said to Mang Wazi angrily:

"M, Ma, Ma De, unexpectedly, unexpectedly, how dare you scold me."

"Baby, baby, baby..."

Hearing this, the reckless boy kept rolling his eyes, and the Jiwotou next to him was also anxious. Seeing that his boss hadn't said the main thing for a long time, he immediately said:
"Children, get your bows and arrows ready, light the arrows, and let me burn them to death."

When Mangwazi and others heard that they were going to set off rockets, it was a big deal, and they were thinking whether to start now.

At this time, the window of the building suddenly opened, Chu Yang poked his head out, looked at the horse thief downstairs and said:

"Hey, if you dare to do it, I guarantee you will regret it, so get out."

He didn't want to take care of it at first, and let Mangwazi take full responsibility, but Mangwazi became very talkative.

In fact, he really wanted to tell Mang Wazi, if you can do it, don't beep.

As a result, the enemy was ready to use the fire bow.

This is not a trivial matter, if the inn is set on fire, all his goods might be destroyed, and fur is the most afraid of fire.

According to what he meant, if the mang boy brought the words to him, but the other party didn't listen, he just did it.

But Mangwazi is still a bit courageous.

It made him get up halfway through the shower and deal with things, otherwise the inn would be on fire soon, and he wouldn't even be able to wear his pants.

"Hey, little boy, come down quickly, Master Ji loves you so much." Ji Wotou said in a sharp voice.

This is Chi Guoguo's defilement of Chu Yang.

Mangwazi next to him was startled, this chicken nest head, a bully, dare to say this to the village owner.

How could Chu Yang bear it when he heard this, the dog hair with the sharp mouthed monkey cheeks actually wanted to kill him.

Can this Nima bear it?That's not a man, Chu Yang pointed at the chicken nest angrily and said:

"Cao Nima, wait."

Chu Yang immediately turned around, quickly put on his shorts, and then stepped on the window sill in three steps and flew down.

He stretched out his big hairy feet in the air, and kicked the chicken coop head hard on the chest.

"Ouch"

A cry.

Jiwotou immediately flew out of the horse and landed in the arms of the horse thief behind like a shell, which was equivalent to two people riding a horse.

At this time, Da Baoya saw his second brother being kicked away, and asked worriedly: "Old, old, old..."

This big buck-toothed 'old' can't say a word for a long time, he wants to ask, second child, are you all right?

But Jiwotou seemed to know Big Bucky very well, and hurriedly said, "Boss, I'm fine."

"Pooh"

Then he spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Little boy, it's delicious. I like it, Master Ji."

In fact, although he was kicked into the air, he was not seriously injured. This is like when we kick a cardboard box like a ball. The cardboard box is not easy to break.

Jiwotou dared to say this because he didn't know how powerful Chu Yang was, otherwise he wouldn't dare to give him a hundred guts.

Listening to Chu Yang's words, his anger exploded. This was the first time he had encountered such a silly beep.

"I like Nima."

Angrily, he looked left and right, and snatched the shoulder pole from the small second-hand store next to him.

He picked up the pole, stepped on the head of the unoccupied horse, and within a few steps, he was two meters away from the head of the chicken coop, and a pole pierced out.

Jiwotou didn't expect that the little boy would be so fierce, seeing the stabbing pole, he jumped up hastily.

He knew a little martial arts, but he was far behind Chu Yang. No, he was still a step too late.

Chu Yang's pole pierced the chicken's nest head's thigh, and the tip of the pole touched the chest of the horse thief behind him, but he didn't stab the chest at all. What Chu Yang cared about was the chicken's nest head, and the horse thief behind was only slightly injured, nothing serious .

But this chicken coop is miserable.

He felt pain in his lower body.

Blood stained the crotch and pole.

"Ah..." He screamed in pain.

"Old, old, old..." The big buck teeth on the next door grew so fast that they couldn't speak again.

Jiwotou said in pain: "Boss, it's over, I'm broken..."

collapse!

At this time, Chu Yang's anger seemed to have dissipated, and with a 'whoosh', he retracted his pole and sat on the horse.

At this time, the people on Chu Yang's side did not know who said 'yes', and then 'papa' applause sounded.

These herdsmen also applauded desperately. Now they know that this little boy from afar is so powerful. He usually only feels strong when he wears clothes. Today is an eye-opener.

The horse thieves were terrified one by one, the shoulder pole had become their nightmare, and they would probably dream about the pole every night when they went to sleep, and they would detour when they saw the pole.

Chu Yang ignored the applause, but stretched out his shoulder pole again, and compared it to his neck with big buck teeth.

"It's your turn, big bucktooth."

"Tell me, how to clean you up like this?"

With big buck teeth, looking at the shoulder pole in front of him, there is still the blood of the second child on it.

He immediately raised his hand in fright, "I, I, I,..."

"Leave me alone, I'll let you be the same as your second brother." Seeing the big buck teeth and stammering, Chu Yang impatiently listened to Ben.

"No, no, no, no..." The big buck tooth was full of fear, and he hurriedly refused.

This is his best answer.

"Big brother, listen to me."

"I, me, wrong, wrong, wrong."

"Let go, let me go."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to Chu Yang's pole and pushed it away.

Chu Yang watched his wonderful performance and looked at him with a smile on his face.

Especially his two buck teeth.

Chu Yang pointed at the big buck teeth and said, "Get off the horse."

"Okay, okay, okay." Big Baoya thinks this is the best answer.

In fact, all his upper teeth are buckled, but the front teeth are the most prominent.

Big Baoya jumped off the horse tremblingly, and Chu Yang followed suit.

He kicked the big buck-toothed buttocks, followed by the horse thief brother who dared not make a sound.

Both the boss and the second leader have been abolished, they are a ball.

Chu Yang saw that he kicked, but the big buck teeth still walked slowly, so he kicked hard again.

"Oh"

With a scream, Da Baoya fell to the ground and stopped stammering.

"Hold him down for me." Chu Yang shouted loudly, he thought of a way to deal with the big buck teeth.

"Good village owner."

Mangwazi rolled up his sleeves, rode on Da Baoya, and pressed Da Baoya's head to the ground with both hands.

"Villager, how do you fix this big buck tooth?"

Chu Yang looked at the waiter next to him and said, "Go, get a pair of pliers."

The waiter nodded, turned and ran away.

Chu Yang walked up to Da Baoya and squatted down slowly.

"Say, who sent you here."

He asked this question just to confirm whether he was not sent by a city gatekeeper.

"No, no, no..."

The big buck-toothed face was pressed against the ground, and the breath from his mouth blown up the dust on the ground.

Seeing this, Chu Yang changed his position so that he was no longer facing Big Buck Tooth.

Just when Chu Yang was about to slap him a few times, the waiter left and returned.

"My lord, the pliers are here."

"I'm sorry." Chu Yang said with a smile to the waiter in the shop.

"My lord is too polite, if you have something to ask, just ask."

Chu Yang ignored the shop waiter, took the pliers, and clamped them on the front teeth of the big buck teeth.

"Speak or not."

"No, no, no..."

"Made." Chu Yang cursed in a low voice.

There was a crisp sound of '啪啦'.

The big buck-toothed front teeth were snapped off in an instant, and there was a sound like a pig whining.

"啪啦" is another sound.

Two front teeth are gone.The already ugly face is even uglier.

"Say it?" Chu Yang asked again, and then stretched out his pliers again.

The extremely frightened Da Baoya hurriedly said, "Say, let me tell you, don't break it, big brother."

"It was the north gate guard who sent our brothers here. He asked us to rob you of all your goods. He got [-]% of it."

After hearing this, Chu Yang nodded, and suddenly found that the big buck teeth stopped stuttering.

"Why don't you stutter?"

"Stuttering, I have always stuttered." After Da Baoya finished speaking, he came back to his senses and was stunned for a moment, "I don't stutter anymore?"

"I really don't stutter anymore." Although the big buck tooth was pressed, he was very happy.

Then he said excitedly: "Thank you, big brother, for curing my stammer for many years."

Just as Da Baoya was excited, a loud voice sounded in the distance.

"Quick, quick, surround the entire inn."

The sound of iron armor and the sound of horseshoes mixed with each other, reaching everyone's ears, and they all looked towards the source of the sound.

Chu Yang stood up unhurriedly, Mang Wazi also let go of his big buck teeth.

Soon, the horse thieves on the street gave way, and a group of people came out of it. The person in the front was a man in armor, and beside him was a middle-aged man dressed as a scholar.

This man in armor was the previous city gatekeeper.

"Boy, unexpected, we meet again."

"As expected, it's you Dogecoin, you will die this time." Chu Yang's face darkened.

"Hahahaha, look around, they are all my people." The city gatekeeper shouted wildly.

He seemed to want to take revenge for all the anger he had received before, like a villain.

When he was rampant, the big buck teeth rushed to his side in an instant.

"General, save me, save me"

"Hmph, trash."

The city gate general pushed his big buck teeth away, grabbed the knife of the guard next to him, and slashed at him.

"Boss"

A loud cry.

Jiwotou stood in front of Da Baoya in an instant, and received a severe knife for him, killing him on the spot.

"Er Mao" shouted while hugging the chicken coop head with big buck teeth.

Chu Yang was very moved when he saw it. The relationship between the two horse thieves is really brotherly.

He shifted his eyes to the city gatekeeper and said with a sneer, "Is this how you kill your dog leg?"

"What's the use of keeping this kind of waste." The city gatekeeper said with disdain on his face.

As soon as the city gate general finished speaking, the person dressed as a scholar next to him patted his chest, signaling the city gate general to back off.

The scholar looked at Chu Yang, "My lord, if you can leave this item to us, I can make the decision and let you go."

"What kind of barren hair are you, you think I'm easy to bully?"

"I'm saying it again, get out of here quickly."

Chu Yang suppressed his anger, why did all these dogecoins come to provoke him, and couldn't help but cursed inwardly, "It's a coin.

"Young man, I advise you not to toast and not eat, but to drink fine wine." The scholar's eyes were dark and he didn't look like a good person at all.

"Cao, I hacked a dog coin to death."

Chu Yang snatched the knife from Mangwazi's side and chopped it at the scholar.

The scholar hurriedly backed away.

He didn't expect the young man in front of him to be so explosive, with such a temper, he had to admit, awesome.

"Brothers, I did it with this group of dogecoins." Chu Yang roared.

"It's done." Everyone was enthusiastic.

It can be said that Chu Yang responded to all calls.

Even Da Baoya worked hard to cooperate, and he wanted to avenge Jiwotou.

The city gatekeeper didn't expect that Chu Yang would do what he said.

(End of this chapter)