The daily life of the bandits in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 8 The eldest grandson Wugou can't bear it anymore
The eldest grandson Wugou made a quiet movement for the people on the left and right.

A few people also nodded with a smile, but the smiles on their faces were weird, with a clear look.

The thieves were thinking in their hearts, the village master is a bit powerful, the wife of the village master can't even sit down, and the village master is too inhuman, and he doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.

Seeing that everyone had sat down, Chu Yang nodded in satisfaction.

"Well... Let me just say a few words... Regarding the incident of the little girl falling into the water yesterday, the reason for the accident, the punishment of the relevant responsible person, whether everyone has been educated, and what the corrective measures are, we must fully implement them."

"..."

After half an hour!
"Also, I was just emphasizing that children must be accompanied by an adult when they go to the water. This rule must be strictly enforced..."

"Report to the village master, I want to pee! Can you let everyone rest for a while, go to the toilet or something!"

"No... sit down!" Chu Yang ruthlessly refused.

Mad, how long has this meeting been going on?

After the bandit sat down again, he looked at his eldest grandson Wugou with an apologetic face, and said softly: "Madam, why don't you tell the village owner yourself that you are tired from squatting and you are going to take a rest."

Changsun Wugou said with a bitter face, "Forget it!"

She didn't want Chu Yang to know that she was coming. This guy had been talking for so long, and he couldn't stop talking.

I don't know how long I can hold back and never drink porridge again.

Another half hour!

"Now, I have decided to rectify the railings of the corridors by the lake in our Shanzhai, canceling the wooden slats and replacing them with wooden carvings. Do you have any comments?"

"No! No! No!" Three neat and loud replies.

Chu Yang was very satisfied.

"Okay, very good, the meeting is over."

As soon as he called the meeting to end, a group of thieves ran fast, and in the blink of an eye, all the hair was gone.

Huh!Is the execution so high?

At this time, there was still a woman in the courtyard who did not leave, and buried her head in her knees.

He walked over with a smile, pretending to be surprised: "Ah! Why are you here, madam? Tell me earlier, I'll give you a stool."

The eldest grandson Wugou's face turned red: "Master Chu, my feet are numb and I can't get up."

"Tell me what you want to do in the future, and it's not that I disagree."

Chu Yang put his eldest grandson Wugou on his back and walked towards the villa.

"You...can you walk faster, I can't hold back any longer." Changsun Wugou said with an embarrassed expression on his face.

"What can't you hold back?"

"I'm anxious!" Changsun Wugou was about to cry, this person is really hateful.

"Hold the grass, hold on!"

Chu Yang ran for a while, and jumped in without even opening the courtyard door. Fortunately, the villa door was open, but Changsun Wugou forgot to close it.

He ran into the bathroom immediately, put down his eldest grandson Wugou, and then returned to the living room.

After a while, Changsun Wugou's voice came again.

"Master Chu, come in again."

When Chu Yang heard this, he was shocked. Do you want me to see her go to the toilet?Is it so perverted, but I like it.

"Okay!" Chu Yangxing hurried over.

Turning open the door, seeing that Changsun Wugou had already dressed, he stood up and waited for him.

Um?So it will be like this.The plot is wrong!

"Master Chu, my feet are still numb, so... so..." Changsun Wugou said in embarrassment.

"It's okay, I understand, you need me to help you."

Chu Yang picked up the eldest grandson Wugou and walked out, causing the elder grandson Wugou to complain, why can't he help him go? His explanation was that he had no strength to help him.

Can't help?Can you carry people?

Chu Yang put his eldest grandson Wugou on the sofa, picked up her feet, put them on his thighs, and massaged her. Squatting for a long time will cause serious problems, and the blood must be activated

Besides, this is an aboveboard way of taking advantage of it, commonly known as 'playing tricks'.

Having received the inheritance of Bian Que's medical skills, he is an expert at tuina, and he pressed his eldest grandson Wugou submissively.

While Chu Yang was enjoying himself, there was a loud shout from outside the courtyard.

"Village Master, it's not good, Village Master, it's not good!" Mang Wazi shouted again.

He reluctantly let go of his eldest grandson Wugou's legs, ran out of the courtyard, and shouted at the reckless boy dissatisfied:

"Mangzi, I was sick that day, and it was you, the crow, who called me out."

"No, someone from the village owner stole excrement and we caught him." Mangwazi was so stupid that he was dazed, afraid of saying something wrong again, the key is that he didn't know where he said wrong.

Stealing shit? ?Is there any idiot who came to the cottage to steal dung?

"Let's go and have a look, where is he?"

Chu Yang and eldest grandson Wugou walked out with Mang Wazi.

"In Dayuanba!"

What made Chu Yang even more puzzled was that there was no one else on this mountain.Where did this thief come from.

As soon as the three of them reached Dayuanba, they saw a group of people surrounding them, pointing and pinching their noses, and there was a smell of excrement in the air.The eldest grandson Wugou pinched his nose, covered his mouth and followed behind.

"The village master is here!" Mang Wazi shouted.

Everyone actively gave way.

In the middle of the crowd, there were two men, tied up in five knots, covered in feces, and their hair was still dripping with feces.These two people are Cheng Yaojin and Gao Shilian.

What Chu Yang admired was that there were still people who dared to tie up these two people.

Chu Yang pinched his nose: "Who are you, and how did you come to the cottage?"

"The two of us are villagers at the foot of the mountain. We came here by mistake when we got lost." Cheng Yaojin wanted to speak, but Gao Shilian answered first.

Gao Shilian was afraid that Cheng Yaojin would leak his words. If the bandits knew that there were [-] troops preparing to attack the cottage, and if one of them became angry from embarrassment, his life would be lost.

That day, Li Er originally asked Cheng Yaojin to lead the troops alone, but he turned around and thought, what if the eldest grandson Wugou was killed? Gao Shilian accompanied them.

Together, the two decided to go up the mountain to find out.

After going up the mountain, they found that Mingyue Mountain was easy to defend but difficult to attack. Standing in front of the gate of the fortified city, the two of them were startled, good guy, this is built like a palace wall, and there is a cliff next to it, this... how to attack?

This place can only accommodate a hundred people, and it is useless to have more soldiers. The two of them thought about climbing up the mountain and bypassing the city wall, but they climbed higher and farther.

The two turned back to the top of the city wall. Although it was high, they could still go down with a rope. As a result, they fell into a big excrement outlet and almost drowned. They were rescued by the bandits guarding the city wall.

Chu Yang built the cottage after careful consideration. It would be difficult for Chu Yang to break in by himself.

Chu Yang obviously didn't believe the two people said that they came in by mistake.

"Boy, first take these two people to take a bath, they stink to death, then change their clothes, and then bring them to the punishment hall." Chu Yang turned around and went to the punishment hall.

After a long time!The mangwazi escorted the two of them over.

Changsun Wugou recognized the two of them at the side, and he really didn't recognize them before. Cheng Yaojin and the two also recognized the eldest grandson Wugou. Gao Shilian gave her a look to tell Changsun Wugou not to act rashly.

(End of this chapter)