Entertainment: Starting from the king of crossover singers

Chapter 161
In the afternoon, Ge Wu and Ye Wen came out of the bedroom fully dressed, and the old couple was watching TV.

The eight eyes met each other, their expressions were normal, and all four of them were pretending.

"woke up?"

The atmosphere was a little stagnant, and Mother Ye took the initiative to speak.

"En." Ge Wu said, forcibly controlling his right hand, which was about to scratch his head, without letting it go up.

"After washing up, let's eat."

After finishing speaking, she went to work in the kitchen. She yelled a few times during lunch and didn't respond, so she didn't do so much.

During dinner, there was only the sound of TV dramas in the living room, and the old couple watched TV silently without saying a word.

At the dining table, Ge Wu and Ye Wen were having two mouthfuls of food. From the corner of their eyes, they glanced at the living room, not knowing what to say. Under the dining table, the woman would step on the man's foot from time to time, and whispered, why don't you go to the guest room to sleep? How should it end now?

"Too sleepy, I forgot."

Ge Wu explained that the cohabitation of the two has always been a tacit state, and the elders are clear in their hearts, but they never reveal it.Today, I was really excited to pick up people last night. I didn’t sleep on the plane. I went back to the magic city to send people back and forth, and sent blessing text messages. There were too many things.

Another burst of stomping.

"Don't step on it, Xiaowu has to go filming tomorrow!"

Ye Mu's voice came from the living room and Ge Wu was rescued, but the perpetrator blushed, lowered his head and ate violently, his face was almost buried in the bowl.

After dinner, Ge Wu took the initiative to wash the dishes, and because he was too sleepy in the morning to pay attention, he set up a new year for his future father-in-law and mother-in-law, which can be regarded as breaking the deadlock.

On the first day of the new year, the common topic was the Spring Festival Gala last night. Ge Wu praised the song Ye Wen sang, which has already caused heated discussions on the Internet. Then Ye’s father and Ye’s mother praised him for his high level. not bad.

After talking about the advantages, Ge Wu asked how this year's language programs were, but he hadn't watched them yet.

"It's boring." Ye Mu said.

"I can't laugh." Father Ye also agreed, looked at Ge Wu and said, "I don't think it's as interesting as your jokes on variety shows."

Well, take it as a compliment.

Ge Wu explained: "It's actually not a joke, it's an impromptu play, it's very different from sketches and cross talks, there's no story, it just depends on a brainstorm.

In addition, Gu Wei's sketch was taken down, Wang Xing and I were on the same crew, and had no time to go to the rehearsal, her team lacked a backbone, and the quality was naturally inferior.Without these two major language programs, the overall effect is indeed not good. "

This time, Gu and Wang did not perform at the Spring Festival Gala. Although there were other people on top, the level was a bit lower, and the reputation of the whole gala was a bit low.

Ge Wu flipped through Weibo, and the ratings were only 19.8%, breaking the lowest record ever, and falling below the 20% mark for the first time.

Many netizens made complaints about watching a news broadcast for more than four hours, their hearts were baptized, and they felt that their whole body was sublimated.

As for language programs, they are even more outspoken. The story is okay, but it is not funny. Combined with Gu Wei's "insufficient positive energy", many people said that it is better to cancel the sketch and make it into a smaller drama. Is that okay too?
Talking about this, Ge Wu and them recommended the Satellite TV New Year's Eve party to wait for a while. Gu Wei's sketch is very worth watching.

Gu Wei and the others stayed in Hengdian for half a month, basically at the intensity of 7 in the morning and 11 in the evening every day. When they left there, the thin ones became fatter, and the fat ones became round.

I put a lot of effort into this sketch.

At 7:30 in the evening, the TV was tuned to Shanghai Satellite TV.

Lin Chengliang stood at position C, with Lu Jia beside them, and three hosts next to them, wishing the audience in front of the TV a New Year greeting.

The first program is a chorus of stars, which can be regarded as the program with the largest number of participants in a normal evening party.

After the chorus, Zhang Mingxi appeared on the stage in a green and white dress.

"Empty street scene, looking for a..."

"..."

"The love for you has been quiet."

It's not without reason that she was able to sing solo for the first time at the satellite TV show, and as an actor, not a singer.

At the end of the song, the audience shouted her name, including "Zhang Mingxi", "Zhao Linger", and "Cuiping".

After singing the song and saying hello to the audience, Zhang Mingxi did not leave the stage, but took two steps to the side.

The soothing music sounded, and Song Changhao sang "Xiaoyao Tan" on stage.

He himself is not keen on singing. This song is not difficult at all. It is a non-saliva song. It is only popular among "Sword" drama fans. Those who have never watched the TV series will probably cut the song after hearing one or two lines.

After "Xiaoyaotan" finished singing, the host came to the stage and read a podcast, and incidentally asked the two to greet the audience in the name of "Zhao Linger" and "Li Xiaoyao".

Then, ask what the two of them have been busy with recently. It is said to be an inquiry, but it is actually an opportunity to advertise.

"The two of us acted in a movie, "God of Gamblers." Song Changhao said.

There were enthusiastic cheers at the scene, thinking that Zhao and Li would play the on-screen couple again, which seemed to be able to make up for the regret of the tragic ending of "Sword".

"Oh? Are you still a couple in the play?" Lin Chengliang became interested and took the opportunity to ask for the audience.

"No." Zhang Mingxi denied, pointing to Song Changhao and said, "I am his teacher's wife."

"Master~mother?"

The audience looked at the two of them. Today, Song Changhao is dressed more maturely, while Zhang Mingxi is still youthful and beautiful, and the term "mother" does not look like it.

"Yeah." Song Changhao nodded in affirmation, and continued: "No matter how much we talk about, there is a suspicion of spoilers. I hope everyone will go to the cinema to support the movie starring Fa Ge and me."

"thank you all."

After the guests left, Lin Chengliang glanced at the cue card and said: "There is such a couple who are not at home on the first night of the New Year's Eve to watch the Spring Festival Gala of Shanghai Satellite TV. gone."

"Please enjoy the following, the sketch, "The Selling of Abductees."

Subtitles appear.

The sketch "Selling Abductees".

Screenwriter: Ge Wu

Performers: Gu Wei, Zhang Yun, Pan Songyang.

"Can you still write sketches?"

Several people's names appeared on the TV, and Ye Wen immediately found the most inconspicuous column.

When Ye's father and Ye's mother heard this, they moved forward, pushed the reading glasses, and after finding out that it was true, they also looked at Ge Wu.

In most cases, the audience will only pay attention to the name of the sketch and the related actors. As for who the screenwriter is, they will not see it by default.

"Huh? Didn't I tell you guys before?"

"Didn't you come here just to show off?"

Father Ye held back, and then he was glared at by his wife and daughter.

"Not really, let's not talk about it, Sister Yun and the others are on stage."

While talking, the TV camera has been cut.

Zhang Yun and Pan Songyang stood in the center of the stage, and the surrounding scenery was very ordinary, like a street, and there was a white park bench.

The clothing and figure of the two of them stunned all the audience. This is clearly a rural image, and it is still the same as it was many years ago. It started at least ten years ago. I don’t know where the clothes of these two people came from. Yes, those not seen at the waste collection station are in stock.

Pan Songyang was dressed very rustically, with a tall, slender figure and a hunchback.

Zhang Yun is even more unrecognizable to familiar people. She is wearing a little red coat and a turban. She used to give people an image of being shrewd and capable, but now she is only kind and amiable, and she looks very secure.

Zhang Yun called the man: "Hey, big fool! Big fool!"

Pan Songyang was carrying a pair of crutches and walking with his hands behind his back. Hearing this, he turned his head unhurriedly: "What are you talking about, I'm here to sell this thing. Don't call me a stage name, okay?"

"Big fool, stage name?"

Those two don't go together at all.

Zhang Yun said helplessly, "My son's father."

Pan Songyang: "Yes."

Zhang Yun smacked her lips and said, "If you want me to say this, don't sell it. The street is full of people with good legs and feet. Who will buy your thing?"

Pan Songyang curled his lips, raised his crutches and said, "Nonsense, don't sell them anymore? To make this pair of crutches requires labor and materials, and you don't sleep all day. If you don't sell them, you won't be compensated?"

Zhang Yun: "Oh, then this street is full of good legs and feet, can they be sold!"

Pan Songyang said "hehe" twice, and said, "Don't you know me yet? You still call me a big flicker. I can tilt the straight ones, make the wimpy ones oblique, and pinch the sharp ones. Now, the young couple is doing well, I can fool him into breaking up! Today I sell crutches, with a pair of good legs, I can fool him into limping!"

A long series of lines were read out in cadence, especially when he said deceitful words in a serious tone, the audience burst out laughing.

It turned out to be a scammer!

Flickering?

Hey, flicker?

This guy's stage name seems to be Big Huyou, but it's a bit of a problem.

This opening scene immediately aroused the audience's curiosity. Zhang Yun with a sense of justice and Pan Songyang, who was weak, stood up.

Zhang Yun: "Haha, you can pull it down!"

Pan Songyang: "Believe it or not?"

Zhang Yun curled her lips and said, "I don't believe that you can fool someone with a good leg?"

Pan Songyang: "Look, this is my strong point."

Zhang Yun took two steps forward and said, "I don't know your strengths yet. My son's father is very interesting. I heard that people who buy horses sell car covers, and those who buy motorcycles sell helmets. , I heard that someone sells sleeping pills when people suffer from insomnia, and I heard that they——

Pan Songyang waved his hand: "Don't talk about it, it's called market vision, pay attention to the amount in advance!"

Zhang Yun said hehe: "You sometimes make mistakes in your advance measurement!"

Pan Songyang spread his hands: "This abductee made a mistake."

Zhang Yunnu said: "I heard that Suo Zhuzi smashed his leg while driving a four-wheeler. He got up late and made this crutch early, but he smashed it too hard. After he was discharged from the hospital, he was in a wheelchair. The crutch didn't sell."

wheelchair?

Father Ye: "Hahahaha."

Mother Ye laughed out of tears, and asked, "Xiaowu, how did you come up with this word, it's so silly and funny, I think it's similar to what Wenwen's grandpa said."

"I wonder."

Ge Wu replied, looking at the three members of the Ye family who were laughing and staring at the TV, they knew that the sketch was a success.

Pan Songyang snorted: "Don't worry, I'll sell this abductee today."

Zhang Yun: "This street is full of good legs and feet, who sells them?"

Pan Songyang put his hands behind his back: "Daughter-in-law, let's find someone with good legs and feet to sell to him today, to see my ability to fool around."

Zhang Yun said: "Aren't you lying?"

Pan Songyang chuckled: "The wisher will take the bait, understand? Say something for me."

Zhang Yun: "I won't fool around."

Pan Songyang: "Look at me and act, okay? Hey, someone is here, call!"

At this time, Gu Wei, who also gained a lot of weight, appeared on the stage!
Dressed in a rustic style, with a cropped head and a big round face, he passed by on a bicycle.

Zhang Yun reluctantly said loudly: "Ah, abducted, abducted, abducted!"

Gu Wei supported the handlebar more and more crookedly, "Hey, hey."

Hahahahaha!
Seeing Gu Wei who obeyed the instructions for no reason, laughter rang out from both inside and outside the TV.

"Abduction, abduction! Abduction!" Zhang Yun said with her cuffs inserted.

As soon as Gu Wei stopped the car, he said angrily, "Hey, hey, what did I say you were directing blindly, you? You know where I'm going and you just let me abduct you?"

Audience: "Hahahaha!"

Gu Wei pushed the bicycle and walked down the stage.

Pan Songyang reminded from the side: "Call for sale."

Zhang Yun shouted: "Sell it! Sell it!"

Pan Songyang said angrily, "What are you selling?"

"Abduction."

"connected."

Zhang Yun said loudly: "Abducted and sold! Abducted and sold!"

……

As soon as this remark came out, many viewers immediately sprayed it.

"Abduction?"

Hahahahaha!
Ye Wen completely let go of the image of a lady and returned to his true colors.Her embarrassment and unnaturalness from getting up in the afternoon to the present were swept away, and they were instantly forgotten. She leaned on Ge Wu's body, her feet fluttered, and her slippers flew off.

Inspired by her, Ge Wu also laughed. Originally, he had watched too many sketches by these people, so he almost didn't feel it, but he couldn't resist the feedback from the people around him, so he subconsciously immersed himself in it.

Just relying on her expression to say "abducted!", after tonight, she is no longer Gu Wei's golden partner, she is Zhang Yun.

on TV.

Gu Wei stopped his bicycle and walked over stupidly: "En? What's going on? Who wants to kidnap and sell you?"

Zhang Yun pointed at Pan Songyang: "No, he kidnapped and sold him."

Gu Wei took two steps, blocked Zhang Yun behind, and said, "Are you going to kidnap and sell?"

Audience: "Hahahaha."

Pan Songyang rolled his eyes at him, and said loudly: "What eyes do you have, abduction? I can abduction like this? You buy it!"

The current Zhang Yun is a bit unattractive. Panting, she rushed to the side and gave her a sideways glance.

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

Gu Wei put his hands in his pockets, and said with a northeast accent: "Hey, what's the matter with you?"

Pan Songyang: "What's the matter, mind your own business."

Zhang Yun also hurried over and said with a smile: "We are a couple, we are playing here!"

Pan Songyang also laughed: "Hehehe, it's nothing to play!"

Gu Wei turned to the camera and said: "These two, are they celebrating the New Year, selling their daughters-in-law for fun?"

After finishing speaking, he walked towards the bicycle and was about to leave the two psychopaths, but a voice came from behind.

"Stop, it's very serious."

"What?"

"Too serious."

Gu Wei looked back at the two of them, to be more precise at Pan Songyang: "What are you talking about?"

"It's none of your business."

Gu Wei stepped onto the bicycle for the third time.

"It's late when the disease is discovered!"

"Couldn't you say something nice for the Chinese New Year?"

He rushed over again.

(End of this chapter)