Entertainment: Starting from the king of crossover singers

Chapter 188 "Today's Happiness", a hard advertisement.

The original version of "Today's Happiness" is a sketch starring Shen Teng, and it is also the first time that the name "Hao Jian" is known to the people of the whole country.And "Hao Jian" has a homonym of "so cheap", and the little character he played has a "cheap" feeling in speech, actions, and brain circuits. Since that Spring Festival Gala, he has been called "Hao Jian" by more people. ".

Then "Today's Happiness 2" in the second year and "Can't Help" in the third year were all known by "Hao Jian" as the character name. Lott's Trouble" started Uncle Shen's 200 billion box office male god journey.

The science popularization is over, back to this sketch in this parallel world.

"Today's Happiness" is about Deng Xiaoliang's daughter-in-law who is about to give birth, suffering from prenatal syndrome, and has a bad temper, so he invites his friend Hao Jian to play the role of his child who has traveled back from the future, um, it is the one in his wife's stomach now , It means that such ridiculous plots can be set up in literary works. If it is really done like this in reality, it is estimated that the woman will reversely send her husband and his mentally ill friend to the place where they should go.

The curtain opened and the voice came.

"Big build, big build."

"Is your wife here?"

Gu Wei was hunched over in a red woolen sweater, looking very wretched, and said to Gao Xiaodong who was wearing a green apron: "Deng Xiaoliang, are you Biao? Who do you want me to play as the child in your wife's belly? Can she letter?"

Gao Xiaodong said to himself: "My wife will definitely believe it."

"You and your wife are really twins!"

There was laughter and applause at the scene, can idioms be changed like this?
The audience leaned forward unconsciously, already attracted by the setting of the story, the Spring Festival Gala skits come up to time travel, are you brave enough?
Then, Gao Xiaodong introduced the matter of his daughter-in-law suffering from prenatal syndrome. He complained about his temper too much, and Gu Wei choked, "Will it ignite spontaneously if you don't light it?"

Gao Xiaoguang held Gu Wei with one hand, pointed at him with the other and said, "How cheap!"

Gu Wei quit immediately, pulled out his hand and said dissatisfiedly with his fingers: "You can either call me Xiaohao or Dajian, but don't call me both, Hao Jian, Hao Jian's really revealing my character."

Hao Jian?

so cheap?

Hearing this, many viewers complained, and it is enough to play homophonic memes to this level.

The backstage is the same, those who are still putting on makeup and those who are already fully active are also paying attention to the programs on the front stage. During the rehearsal, in order to keep confidential, especially the burden of language programs, they cannot be revealed. Now it's time for the final closing, you can watch it.

"Ms. Ge, what do you think of your line and name, it's so funny?" Someone patted his leg and smiled sullenly.

"Brother Gu's personality is like this, and it suits him." Ge Wu explained with a smile.

He also paid attention like an ordinary audience.

On the screen, one after another, Gu Wei was not allowed to accept the job, but was stopped by Gao Xiaodong.

"Go? If you dare to go, I'll tell your wife that you go to the bathing center every day and don't take a bath after you're done."

Ok?
It's so hot, many gay men smiled ambiguously, the scale is big enough, although I know there must be a reversal later, but this line is too divergent, and it floats to an indescribable place.

"Didn't I find a job to scrub people? If I don't go to scrub people, what will my wife eat?" Gu Wei asked.

Oh, the one who takes a shower?
"Oh, oh." Gao Xiaodong gasped, his expression became mean.

What's wrong with this?Although taking a bath is not a good job, but I can't make this kind of expression, it's too deliberate.

"I really can't believe what your daughter-in-law is eating." Gao Xiaodong covered his face.

What are you eating?

take a bath?

What the hell!

Damn, the picture is too beautiful to imagine.

It just seems that so far, Gao Xiaodong seems to be cheaper than "Hao Jian".

However, the subsequent development of the plot confirmed that sentence, there are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames.

Gao Xiaodong took out 200 yuan and said, "Hao Jian, you can help me this time for the sake of the two of us growing up together."

"What do you mean?" Gu Wei stared at the money and said disdainfully, "You insulted me with 200 yuan? You are trying to alienate the relationship between us buddies."

"This is also the salary I just paid."

Gu Wei took out a stack of money from his pocket and slapped it on Gao Xiaodong's hand with a "slap", and the two became one.

"it is good!"

The audience at the scene did not know who shouted something loudly, and immediately applauded, applauding for the friendship and loyalty of these two people.

However, Ge Wu frowned, and the applause interrupted the rhythm of the sketch actors, which would weaken the strength of the subsequent lines and plots, and a good burden might not be too loud.

"You are intentionally alienating the relationship between our two brothers." Gu Wei strengthened his tone, stretched out his hand to gesture between the two, and then patted the pile of money.

The same lines appear again, and the audience's reaction is not as great as when they heard it the first time.Gu Wei also delayed the applause, and the movement of his hands made everyone focus on the money.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he took all the money away very naturally and stuffed it into his pocket.

Gao Xiaodong's open hand was empty.

Gu Wei's shriveled trouser pocket was full.

The audience was also stunned by his coquettish operation, what the hell, it's too cheap, is this a solution that a non-slutty person can come up with?
Ge Wu in the background took the lead in applauding and applauding loudly, and the others did the same.But one side thought it was funny, and the other thought that Gu Wei was really a mature sketch actor with great control over the stage, just one gesture and one shot made the burden that might have weakened even more funny.

Then, there was a female curse on the stage ahead, "I saw you hit you once."

When the female voice came, the two gentlemen immediately panicked. Gao Xiaodong urged Gu Wei to hide in the refrigerator and come out later to have a wonderful "travel".

Zhang Yun entered the arena with a big belly, and was asked by her husband who she was arguing with.

"Follow the dog."

How did you quarrel with the dog?
Zhang Yun stroked her stomach lightly, and explained in a very normal tone: "I told my son, baby, it was hard for mom to give birth to you, and you must never forget mom in the future."

"And then?" Gao Xiaodong asked.

"The dog turned out to be 'Wang, wang, wang!'"

When Zhang Yun said this sentence, Zhang Yun's mood and tone gradually increased, and the audience's laughter and applause gradually increased. Well, it is indeed prenatal syndrome. If a dog doesn't bark like that, can it be like a cat barking? "Wonderful, wonderful, seconds!"

It seems more annoying.

"As expected of my daughter-in-law, she conquers dogs with virtue." Gao Xiaoliang praised Thumbs up.

"Husband, you said that if the two of us leave in the future, how lonely it would be to leave the child alone in the world." Zhang Yun supported the sofa, sat down slowly, and wiped away tears.

Should it be sensational so soon?

The skit was performed in less than 3 minutes, which is too fast.

Hey, many people secretly sighed in their hearts, even a screenwriter with such no positive energy who wrote "Selling Abductees" could not be exempted from being on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

They stretched out their hands, sank into their dantians, and planned to be a fan after Gao Xiaoguang answered the next line. The words were all thought out, and it was nothing more than teaching children to be independent, and to educate them well from an early age.

result,

"Or, when we leave, take him with us?"

puff~
Some of the people who were about to applaud with a sinking dantian didn't hold back all of a sudden, and sprayed out, but the frequency of applause was faster and harder than originally planned.

Take him away too?That is, a family should be neat and tidy when they go on the road. It's too spoof, Ge Wu is really hurt, that is, he can come up with such cheap lines!

This time, the three characters of the sketch are very distinct, the couple who are in love with each other, and Hao Jian, who is so cheap and cheap.

In just a few minutes, there are conflicts, characterizations, and jokes one after another, not vulgar at all, and a little sensational can immediately get you "on an unimagined path", the screenwriter and The actor's skills are not bad.

Then, after a short period of trivial quarrels and jokes between the Shuangbiao couple, the phone rang.

"Hello? Is that Dad?"

The feature film started, and the "Dad" made the audience pull away from the laughing point of the couple's bickering just now, and stared at the stage wholeheartedly. The main mission - time travel, is coming.

That is, people who still have an impression of the previous conversations found that there was no refrigerator on the stage, so could it be that there are moths?

"Who is so polite." Gao Xiaodong replied with a strange tone.

"I'm your future child, and I'm going to travel back from 2042 to see you two elders." Gu Wei's voice came from the phone, which sounded a little "cheap".

"Liar." Zhang Yun picked up the phone and scolded: "If you cheat like this, you will starve yourself to death!"

After finishing speaking, she also raised her head towards her husband, and the other party also gave an "um" in agreement.

Bang!
Zhang Yun was proud that she had uncovered an informal deception, but a head popped out of the TV she was looking at, and who was it not Gu Wei?

Zhang Yun stood up from the sofa in a jerk, the phone was dropped, and Gao Xiaodong also looked shocked.

"Dad!" Gu Wei yelled while leaning out, and the TV screen was also violently destroyed by his actions, drooping down like a strip of cloth.

"No, ancestor!" Gao Xiaodong immediately knelt down and said in surprise, "Except for my daughter-in-law, what do you like?"

"Especially the TV, I won't dare to watch it unless you take it away." Zhang Yun's voice trembled a little, and the audience burst into laughter with that dazed look.

Hahaha, is it so unexpected that it came out of the TV to pay tribute to a certain horror movie?
"Is this my home 30 years ago? It's so warm." Gu Wei pretended to look around and said.

Zhang Yun saw that his whole body really got out, still emphasizing the fact of time travel, and fainted all of a sudden.

The two gentlemen immediately panicked, one complained and the other explained, but they explained the reason why they didn't hide it in the refrigerator.
cold,
Time travel.

"What happened to my TV?"

"I changed it when I stepped on it."

Oh, I see?Are the props realistic?

Then, Zhang Yun woke up, still unwilling to believe the fact of "traveling".

Gao Xiaoguang made a timely rescue and asked the other party to produce evidence to prove that he traveled from the future to this era.

"Dad, look." Gu Wei took out two crumpled notes, both red and white.

Ge Wu was stunned when he saw this scene. According to the design of the script, Hao Jian asked Deng Xiaoliang to name the child on the spot, and then casually named his son "Deng Yanzhuzi". Then Gu Wei took out his ID card, which was the name on it. .

But the current situation, obviously changed, and Ge Wu didn't know what would happen, he was puzzled:
"What is this?"

"What is this?" Gao Xiaoguang asked suspiciously.

"This is the movie ticket for "This Killer Is Not So Calm" starring Ge Wu, your favorite screenwriter."

puff~
This is Ge Wu.

Pfft!

This is the audience.

The advertisement is too naked, right? On the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, did you just say it so bluntly?

Gao Xiaodong took out two movie tickets from Zhang Yun's pocket, the same red and white, the same movie theater, a hall, No. 8 and No. 5, row 6.

He took the thing in Gu Wei's hand again, and quickly spread it out flat, exactly the same.

"On February 2st, at one o'clock in the afternoon, I did buy two tickets. I plan to go to see them with your mother tomorrow. How could there be two identical tickets, could it be?"

"Father." Gu Wei stretched out his arms and rushed over.

"Son!" Gao Xiaodong opened his arms and excitedly faced Gu Wei, preparing for a time-traveling hug, and then watched him embrace Zhang Yun, who was also his wife.

"mom!"

"Baby!"

Gu Wei looked satisfied,
Zhang Yun had a doting look on her face,
Gao Xiaodong was satisfied at first, and then tangled.

And the audience who also knew the truth began to cheer and boo, this is not an indescribable tauren plot.

"Hey, hey, let go!" Gao Xiaodong said angrily.

"I don't, I'm going to be hugged by my mother." Gu Wei said in a melodious tone, his face was still deliberately squeezed out of comfort.

"Get off!"

"Get up!" Zhang Yun slapped her husband away, making him even more speechless.

The audience laughed even more, this man really deserved it.

"There is half a cucumber in the refrigerator, go and cook four dishes for your son." Gao Xiaodong forcibly interrupted the embrace of the fake mother and son with a warm excuse.

"Your house treats guests extravagantly." After Zhang Yun left, Gu Wei said.

"Stop talking nonsense."

Gao Xiaodong asked him to help, the two put the TV back in place, and knocked on the screen of the TV, the buzzing sound resounded throughout the stage, although they didn’t say it clearly, but everyone who watched the skit knew it was a real TV, solid.

Then, while the pregnant woman was cooking, Gao Xiaodong urged Gu Wei to leave quickly. The scene was over, but Gu Wei got excited instead.Helpless, Gao Xiaoguang took out another 100 yuan and asked Gu Wei to treat his mental illness.

"Which mental illness have you seen that was cured with 100 yuan?"

There was another burst of laughter, the two people on the stage were pushing and shoving, Gu Wei was pushed to the ground, even if he made a move, he was bullied and called "Mom".

People in his thirties, although he wears young makeup, but as a well-known star to the audience, they basically know his youth.

Therefore,
When Gu Wei called "Mom" in a childish voice, the others couldn't bear it anymore.

　thank

　　Xiaoyu and Xiaoyu have two monthly tickets that are more than enough every year

　　A monthly pass for book friends with the tail number 06540

　　Shule Weiyang's two monthly tickets

　　A monthly pass for Master Lupipi

　　Yi Shilan's Monthly Ticket

　　Two monthly tickets of Tanhualang
　　I am a monthly pass for sunny.

　　I don't know why the May [-]th edition of "Displaced Time and Space" couldn't be released, and the sketch "Today's Happiness" was too long, so it didn't work either.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)