Entertainment: Starting from the king of crossover singers

Chapter 190, September [-]st Contract?

"What does it mean to curry favor with the leader? This is for the promotion of another 20 billion box office movie, and for the company to have a bigger future and a stronger brand. You guys, the layout is small." Gu Wei raised his face to facilitate the make-up artist to remove makeup, by the way Give an explanation.

"Bah!" *N.

What responded to him was a room full of sharp spurning voices.

"Where's the boss?" Gu Wei asked.

"Didn't you see? When the stage was about to hit the TV, Mr. Ge left with a smile." Xie Ya, who was calming his emotions, replied.

"Uh, not really."

While talking, Ge Wu, who was wearing a red and black Tang suit, came back from the outside, and the artists who were still waiting congratulated him on the success of the sketch again after seeing him.

"It's Gu Ge, Sister Yun, and Xiaodong who acted well. Look at me before going on stage, and watch them all on stage."

"Don't talk about me, hurry up and get ready, I don't want to be overtaken by Brother Gu, after all, it's the first time my buddy has attended the Spring Festival Gala, so don't mess it up," Ge Wu said.

He walked up to Feng Mang's group of people and asked, "Sister Xing, is there an advertisement for "True and False Teacher"?"

"My brain is not working, I didn't expect it, I will pay attention next year."

Ge Wu: "..., luckily not, this is the Spring Festival Gala, not a variety show, so don't say it next year."

Wang Xing couldn't help but slapped her thigh flatteringly.

Zhang Yun and Gao Xiaodong stood up, did they stab someone?
"Why did you get up before you finished removing your makeup? Others still have to use it, so sit back quickly." Ge Wu said.After speaking, he moved a ponytail and sat next to Gu Wei.

"Brother Gu, thank you, don't do this in the future." In their team, Gu Wei is the backbone. If he didn't take the initiative to bring it up, no one would talk about changing the words of the Spring Festival Gala sketch.

"I have been greatly helped by you, and I always wanted to do something." Gu Wei asked the makeup artist to leave, took a tissue and wiped it on his face casually, as if the makeup was removed, turned his head, his face was white, and his eyebrows were black. It's a lot lighter, and it looks very happy.

Ge Wu almost couldn't hold back, and pushed him back to deal with it again.

"Your Viagra, I can only act. I can write sketch books. Compared with you, my brother, I can't read them."

Ge Wu quickly praised it.

"Let's not talk about this, I don't know how to write songs, I feel like I'm taking advantage of you all day long."

"Really?" Ge Wu asked.

""Smart Ben and Wonderful Escape" was the leading role, "Latent" got Shidi, "Crazy Stone" had a box office of 25 billion, and it was only a year and a half after I signed a contract with Fengman. The masterpieces that can be sold are mixed up, and the first-line artists who are resistant to ratings and box office, which of these roles can you not play? You deserve it."

"Are you ashamed?"

"Ah."

"Then why not downgrade your contract?"

Gu Wei turned the face that failed to remove makeup again, and said sadly: "..., I did my best for Feng Mang, and I bleed for Feng Mang!"

puff.

Zhang Yun and the others couldn't help it, these two were too funny, they didn't laugh out loud at this occasion, they shrugged their shoulders.

"Brother Gu, don't think about what you have and what you don't have. According to what you said, my fourth brother and I are like great benevolent people. We don't want to make a name or make a profit just to make you famous. The sharp point is to make money from you."

"Then can't I change my contract to Jiuyi?"

"Fengmang Film and Television, Jiuyi, Mr. Gu?"

cough cough cough.

Zhang Yun: "..."

Gao Xiaodong: "..."

Wang Xing: "..."

Pan Songyang: "..."

Shea: "???"

Gu Wei: Convex.Lost, lost, why doesn't this guy play his cards according to the routine, or in other words, can he drive on this broken road?I'm kidding you, you joke with me!
Hearing the coughing sounds nearby, Ge Wu couldn't help clicking his tongue. He wanted to make a dirty joke between men, but he didn't expect all the old drivers, regardless of gender.

He glanced at Xie Ya, who was still asking what Wang Xing meant with a dazed expression, and nodded, as expected of a female singer who could sing the May [-]th edition of "Displaced Time and Space" to tears, with a pure heart.

"Don't think about the contract, I haven't exploited enough yet." Ge Wu said viciously.

Ahem, the client who failed to become "Mr. Jiuyi Gu" laughed twice, and forced to change the subject: "Boss, what did you do just now? Could it be that you found out that the script was changed, and you are going to block me for not finding anyone."

"No, I went to ask the director team to see if they know about it."

"That's for sure." Gu Wei stood up with his hands propped up, looked around, and said a little louder: "Give me tens of thousands of guts and I don't dare to change the words during the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala. The live broadcast will naturally not stop. But then it's over."

"What if you think about currying favor with the leader and go crazy?"

"How is it possible." Gu Wei said seriously, "Who is Teacher Ge, even if I don't need to advertise, the box office is still good. I'm just icing on the cake, not giving charcoal in the snow."

There is no one who can say such impassioned flattery.

Ge Wu told Zhang Yun not to wait for him after taking off his makeup, but to go back to sleep for a while, and start the road show tomorrow.

At 9:10, Xie Ya and nine other singers sang together, which was a special program of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, a mix of songs.

There are too many entertainers in the current era, and it is not easy to get the opportunity to perform in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

There are a total of eight people in their group, and they sing four songs together. What is the distribution of personnel, 4321, Xie Ya is the last one to sing, or is she a soloist.

"Raise your hand and I say the same oath
How clear is your smile between black and white
You said you never regret giving your life away

Dedicated to this vast land

I want to reach out and hug you tightly
tell you everything is settled
The new China you dreamed of a hundred years ago
……

I look up at the starry sky you have seen

Meet again through a hundred years of time and space

……

in my heart. "

Maybe it was the first time for Xie Ya to stand on this stage, and she was a little nervous, or maybe the singers in front of her, whose singing skills were not inferior to or even slightly stronger, only had the chance to sing in chorus. The pressure was a little high, and their voices trembled.

But the effect seems to be better, the reluctance and gratitude in the song are expressed, more sincere.

A special version of the chorus of "Misplaced Time and Space", at the special time of New Year's Eve, when people across the country are celebrating the new year, it is passed on to the outside world from the program with the highest ratings. It is not only giving thanks, but also telling, no, comforting .

In the thriving dancers with vivid ribbons, when the song ended, she also received huge applause and shouts, and many people silently wiped the tears from the corners of their eyes.

The camera scans, and there are children who don't understand anything and only think it sounds good, there are youthful and ignorant, passionate students, there are middle-aged people who are under the pressure of life but are struggling, and some have heard the stories of their ancestors. Old people who are now vicissitudes.

Being able to touch so many people across such a large age group shows that the show has been successful, and the director team is more pleased. It was right to give her a chance to sing solo in the medley.

"Teacher Ge, I made a mistake." Seeing Ge Wu backstage, Xie Ya cried.

"Doesn't a mistake prove that you are singing for real? In the future, who will dare to say that you faked singing and directly smeared this video on his face." Ge Wu said.

Xie Ya smiled through tears, and gave him a blank look: "You have such low demands on me."

"Then what should I do, I can't just forget the words when I go up to sing in order to take care of your mistakes."

"I don't know how you caught up with Teacher Ye."

"Rely on face."

……

Half an hour later, Wang Xing's group came on stage, "True and False Teachers".

Needless to say, this skit is naturally also a work of the Earth Spring Festival Gala, produced by Jialing Big Bowl Entertainment.The reason for choosing this is because Ge Wu discovered that Wang Xing really has a fat-prone physique. Not long after the end of "The Right Way in the World is Vicissitudes", she regained weight.

And she didn't mind her stature, anyway, she was used to it, so Ge ​​Wu made this book out.

The sketch tells the story of a well-to-do female housekeeper who received an order to work at the home of a senior high school student. In the end, the work was not cleaning, but the head teacher who pretended to be the student's mother to deal with home visits.

Well, it can be understood in that way, high school seniors spend money to find someone to be his mother, Gao Xiaodong spends money to find someone to be his son, so the second option is more advantageous.

Let’s not talk about the miscellaneous things, let’s go back to the sketch.

How can you agree to accepting money to be someone else's mother?Of course, it is necessary to refuse. Jia Jiazheng, played by Wang Xing, does this, and the reasons given are also very reasonable.

"How could I be your mother at my age? It's not like that."

Today, although she has a blue jacket and a loose red inner layer, her face looks too young because of her fat, and she doesn't look like someone who can have an 18-year-old son. What's more, this senior high school student is wearing a school uniform, how do you look at other places? How old.

"If you are old, you should be old. I said that my mother gave birth to me late, at the age of 40." The student's tone was relatively flat, as if stating the facts.

Born at 40?
Doesn't that mean that housekeeping looks almost 60?
Exaggerated, but the audience roared with laughter, and the burden rang.

Wang Xing, who put on her face and acted cute, couldn't stand it any longer. She groaned twice, and wanted to lose money, so she hurriedly left this place of right and wrong. She accidentally broke the doorknob of her employer just now.

In the end, the other party disagreed, and wanted to complain, and said that she was pitiful, so she tried to persuade him to come back, but Wang Xing's coat and inner lining had the words "Housekeeping Service" printed on it, but the doorbell rang, and she just Can go back to the house and wear the clothes of the student mother.

Opening the door, the homeroom teacher came for a home visit. The actress playing the role of the homeroom teacher was a thin actress, and because Wang Xing was too fat to wear her real mother's clothes, she came out wearing a basketball top, and there was another wave of laughter.

Next, because the fake "mother" didn't know the situation of the real "child", she chatted with the head teacher full of jokes. For example, Wang Xing reported her family name as "Jia".

The teacher in charge asked suspiciously: "In the school information, Xiao Ming's mother is called Wang Guixiang."

Hahaha, the applause rang out, let's see how you round it!
"Uh, that's Xiao Ming's father." Wang Xing evaded.

Dad's name is Wang Guixiang?
This is obviously a female name, okay? It also has the breath of time. It is impossible to call one's own daughter "Guixiang" in this day and age. It's really ridiculous.

Tucao belongs to Tucao, but there are still booing sounds.

When the scene subsided, the teacher in charge slowly asked: "The name of Zhang Xiaoming's father is Wang Guixiang?"

There was another wave of laughter, and then, the teacher explained the reason for coming, and Xiao Ming had some quarrels with others at school, which caused a relatively bad influence.Wang Xing couldn't hear the other party's words clearly because of her guilty conscience, and she answered in a wrong way, which can be called a cross-server chat, with natural laughter.

After the laughter stopped, the homeroom teacher answered the phone and went out. The audience also thought that the skit was coming to an end. Although it was funny, it was much weaker than "Today's Happiness" just now.

As a result, the student's father (Pan Songyang) who was far away from abroad suddenly came back, and the situation changed again.

Wang Xing played the role of the triangle alone, and in order to avoid cheating, he played the role of the head teacher.

"Teacher, it's not that I'm close to you. I have a basketball uniform that is exactly the same as yours." Dad said.

"...What a coincidence."

"I'm going to get it out for you now."

"Don't, don't!"

"It's fine, it's not a big deal, I don't know why you came here this time, teacher?"

Wang Xing looked at the student, who muttered in a low voice, "What about the teacher, what about you."

Thus, the cross-server chat began.

"It's like this. Some time ago, Xiao Ming picked the feet of his classmates at school, and it made people pick their eyes. It caused a very bad influence."

Picking feet?

Pfft~, what a memory, Mr. Ren clearly said that there was a "quarrel"!

"Little bastard, why don't you go to school and pinch your classmates' feet?" Pan Songyang was stunned and then angry, and scolded directly.

Of course, the student was also speechless. He didn't expect the "fake class teacher" to be so unreliable, and he could misunderstand what he said.

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Wang Xing smiled awkwardly, and then asked the father why he couldn't spend more time with his child.

"Teacher, you don't know that my mother and I are busy doing business abroad, and we really can't get away from it. Even the hygiene at home is handled by housekeeping."

Originally, Pan Songyang said this to say that he was indeed too busy, but Wang Xing discovered something special.

"It's convenient to ask how the housekeeping is charged abroad?"

"One 200 yuan."

"It's not too much, and it's similar to that in China." Wang Xing turned around and smiled confidently, while her employer smiled awkwardly.

"The foreign currency I'm talking about is equivalent to more than 1000 RMB." Pan Songyang said.

"Oh!" Wang Xing's voice suddenly became louder, even the audience in the last row could hear "sour".

"Then I want to ask, if I want to go, is there any way?" Wang Xing said.

student:"!"

Pan Songyang: "???"

Wang Xing: "(*^▽^*)"

The audience's laughter also reached its peak.

After chatting here, Wang Xing was about to go through the gang, and Wang Xing was about to leave. Unexpectedly, the head teacher who had already left came back and wanted to use the bathroom.

"Who is this?" Pan Songyang pointed at the bathroom door with a dazed expression.

"This..." Wang Xing didn't know what to say.

The student had an idea: "She is my housekeeper."

Wang Xing looked at him in astonishment, your class teacher has become a housekeeper so casually?
Hearing this, Pan Songyang was a little angry, and said, "Is the current housekeeping so unprofessional? When you first came here, you went to the toilet before doing any work?"

"Hmm~" Wang Xing immediately defended, "Professional housekeeping is still very professional."

(End of this chapter)