Entertainment: Starting from the king of crossover singers

Chapter 193 "This Killer Is Not So Calm"
"Director, can I use an inner monologue to perform?"

"You can monologue whatever you want in your heart."

"Oh."

Ge Wu followed Milan and the director into the three-story villa, and went upstairs along the spiral staircase.

The two people who knew the truth trembled all the way, for fear of being found out that the person following behind them was a fake.

Those who don't know the truth think that the younger brothers guarding the stairs are extras.

"come on."

"Relax."

"Thank you, teacher."

He familiarly greeted the "group performers" in suits and leather shoes.

When he reached the top floor, he patted Zhang Yun and praised: "Mr. Milan, these group performers are of good quality, they look very similar to the real ones."

Milan: "..."

director:"……"

"Hehe, for a big investment, it is natural to pay attention to every detail."

"Thank you, director, I promise I won't make mistakes."

A low-pitched explanation, a high-pitched promise, plus some people who didn't know the truth groped on several people to check if there were any young brothers with weapons. It seemed that the three parties were not on the same layer.

"Professional!" Wei Chenggong boasted.

The director leaned into his ear and whispered, "God Ike."

The three entered the room and stepped on the dark red wooden floor.

Wei Chenggong scanned, and there was a circle of black boys standing in front of him. A rectangular desk was placed not far in front of him. He had a big back, curly hair, smoking a cigar, and looked at him with shock and fear.

The fun begins!

The audience in the cinema hall held their breath and stared at the screen, afraid of missing a minute or a second.

"Brother Harvey, this is..." Before Milan finished his introduction, he found that "fool" with braids passed her in a grandiose way.

The terrified expressions of Milan and the director caused laughter in the theater, and they didn't follow the routine at the beginning.

Wei Chenggong walked at a pace that his relatives did not recognize, pushed away the "group performers" who were blocking him, said, "Don't get in the way." Then he looked around and found that he could see the opposite window.

He smiled at the window and shook his hair. The people in the room followed his gaze and looked at the window at the same time, as if they had practiced in advance.

Wei Chenggong came to the desk, sat down on the desk, picked up a knife on the desk, licked it up and down, and said without looking at the person in front of him, "I am Karl, I heard that you are looking for me? "

Facing such a weird person, even Harvey, who has been in the underworld for a long time, couldn't figure out the situation, and asked, "How much money did the Momen Merchant give you to kill me?"

Wei Chenggong's eyes narrowed slightly, he put down the knife, sat back on the leather chair, raised his legs carelessly, and said, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Hearing this, the second in command Jimmy (played by Du Rui) was the first to grab it, pointing at Wei Chenggong, and the other younger brothers took advantage of the situation to follow. All of a sudden, there were only two frightened sibling liars and Harvey smoking a cigar in the room. Everyone's guns were aimed at this top killer.

Harvey bit his cigar hard, rubbed his ear with one hand, and was about to wave his hand down, ready to kill Carl who offered to deliver it to his door.

In the next second, Wei successfully moved.

He took a breath, stroked his bangs, looked at the opposite window with a camera, changed his expression, and said in an explanatory tone: "When you are pointed at, there are usually two choices. "

ha?
What's going on? Is this the inner monologue in the legend?
It's so messed up, no wonder I had to give such a dialogue just now!
Hahaha, laughter and boos sounded in the auditorium.

what?
The people on the screen couldn't understand, what kind of operation is this?
Both the gunner and the cigar smoker were dumbfounded. They looked at "Carl" who ignored dozens of guns, smiled at the window he had a soft spot for, and listened to his neurotic words.

"Fight and fight, or rise up and fight."

Wei Chenggong walked while talking, pushed away a gun pointed at his head, and after making sure that no one was in front of the camera, he continued to explain:
"For an experienced killer, I choose to catch him without a fight."

After speaking, he knelt down with his head in his hands.

That's it?

You shouldn't have any expectations for this stuff, it's obviously a comedy, so do you expect a plot of Long Aotian?

In the next second, Wei successfully pulled out a gun from the sock, rolled over, turned over and stood up, pointing the gun at Harvey: "Tell your men to put the gun down."

Harvey was threatened before he woke up from the other party's crazy behavior just now. The situation is stronger than others, so he can only follow suit.

Wei Chenggong put his arm around Harvey's neck, and slowly retreated to the window. Naturally, it was the window that he thought was special but not special.

"Sorry, I lied to you." He smiled.

"Huh?" The others couldn't understand.

"Attention, Brother Harvey." Wei Chenggong ordered.

Harvey was frightened when he heard this, thinking that the other party was about to die, so he bowed forward, and his buttocks just stuck up.

"squeak!"

The window was opened, and the cool breeze blew in. Wei Chenggong praised "Dedication", but unexpectedly, the actor actively cooperated, kicked the opponent's upturned butt, and then flew out of the window with his back.

Ah!
Milan and the director covered their mouths at the same time, not daring to make any louder noises. When they saw that other people were crowded in front of the window, they looked at each other and fled silently.

As a result, as soon as he went out, he saw the person who had just successfully pretended to fall into the trash can.

"Teacher Milan, director, I can handle it okay." Wei Chenggong said, patting the dust off his body.

"Unexpected."

Milan pulled him and was about to leave this dangerous and unreliable place, but the second in command chased him down and said, "Brother Harvey, I want to ask Mr. Carl to go up again."

The faces of the director and Milan who had just relaxed were tense again, while Wei Chenggong looked nonchalant. For him, when filming, it is normal to have a flaw somewhere.

However, this time, he was only allowed to go upstairs alone.

"What should I do, sister, I'm going to wear clothes now!"

"It's over!"

The faces of the two people left behind were ashen.

As soon as the camera turned, Wei successfully entered the room on the third floor, and walked through the crowd in the same manner, ignoring the terrorists with guns in their pockets, showing the demeanor of a top killer!
Similarly, he sat down on the desk again and picked up the knife again.

In order to change the performance, this time, when he licked the knife, he no longer went up and down, but left and right.

"I'm Karl. I heard that you're looking for me?"

Harvey couldn't believe it, and asked the people around him: "Did I have hallucinations, did he just say that?"

Wei Chenggong jumped on the leather chair and sat down again, and read the lines again, I don't understand what you are saying again.

Of course, the black boys headed by Jimmy took out their guns again and aimed at him, and one of them cleverly took the gun out of his sock and handed it to the boss.

Harvey took the gun, his face changed drastically, and he held it lightly with one hand, the gun deformed,

plastic.

The ignorant are really fearless. Many viewers couldn't help complaining, and at the same time looked forward to how Ge Wu would end this time.

It is a talent to scare a dozen real guns with just one plastic gun.

Harvey walked up to Wei Chenggong and started the recruitment mode: "Carl, I appreciate you very much, join us."

A trace of impatience flashed across Wei Chenggong's face, and he pushed Harvey away. He smiled at the window, why is this guy blocking my camera?
"Loyal ministers don't matter to two masters," he said.

"That's a pity," Harvey said.

As soon as the words fell, the sound of the bullet being loaded rang out at the same time.

The music on the screen suddenly became tense, Harvey sighed lightly, and patted the killer, only to be grabbed and pushed onto the leather chair by the other party.

Then, Wei Chenggong said in his unique commentary voice: "A real killer can forge any part of his body into a deadly weapon."

"For example, my middle finger."

So, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he raised his hand in a gesture similar to playing a marble, and gave a hard "ha" to the curled middle finger, aiming at Harvey's temple.

audience:"?!"

Black brothers: "???"

Harvey squinted at the middle finger whose outline could be seen above the side, and said, "I don't believe you will kill me."

What the hell!

You can really think of any weird plot, and the screenwriter is too good.

Forehead,
The screenwriter is going to flick the middle finger?That's fine.

"I don't believe you're going to kill me."

"Then let's see, is it your bullets that are faster, or my fingertips!"

Obviously, Harvey didn't believe it and started counting down.

"3."

"2"

"Crack!"

At the critical moment, the director rushed in and stopped Wei Chenggong, who was intoxicated in the performance and didn't know that he was about to "finish his body".

He called him over and ordered in a low voice that the plot needs to join the other party.

"No problem." Wei Chenggong walked over again.

Jimmy took advantage of the opportunity to ask the director what "Ka" means, and got the answer, "Ka" means "Ka", only people who are very close to Carl can call that. name.

On the other side, the same desk, the same sitting posture, and the same knife.

Wei Chenggong held his left hand empty, implying a pack of tomato juice, and swiped his right hand fiercely, gritted his teeth and squeezed a lot of red liquid into the wine glass.

"50CC!"

Harvey looked at the other party's painful expression and said nothing, "blood" was put into the wine glass as if he didn't want money, he was so cruel.

Well now, he has to keep up.

"I have too many brothers, I can only give you 5CC."

He bit his finger.

Swallow blood to form an alliance, and rituals are completed.

It's just that one is tomato juice and the other is real blood.

One thinks the opponent is really ruthless, but he doesn't know where the "blood bag" is placed when the opponent bites his finger.

The other thought that the other party was really ruthless, so he intentionally cut his palm, and the amount of bleeding was still so large, so he didn't say a word.

The first gang crisis passed just like that, and before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the second round came.

Harvey wants to trade with foreigners and sell guns, but none of his staff understands the Italian language. It just so happens that Jimmy "knows" that Karl grew up in Italian in the communication with the director, so translation is naturally not a problem.

The camera turned and came to a room. Wei Chenggong was sitting on the sofa, and a few books were left on the table in front of him. Milan read the books and spoke a language he didn't understand.

"Teacher Wei, what I just said means 'a good man spares his life'."

"?"

"That's what it says in Italian for 'good man spare your life'."

"?"

Wei Chenggong understood, and then read it in Italian fluently.

"What do you mean, Teacher Wei?"

"I see my fellow countrymen with tears in my eyes. I like Italian movies, so I learned foreign languages ​​by myself in order to understand the dialogues in them."

Milan: "..."

director:"……"

audience:"……"

What a talent, although Wei Chenggong has always been a trick, but I have to say that this person really works hard to enjoy his career.

In the evening, Wei Chenggong came to a bar in Jimmy's car, which was the place of tonight's transaction.

After getting out of the car, Jimmy gave him a box, told him that this was something that would be traded later, and then entered the bar first.

"Brother Jimmy, let that crazy Carl hold the gun, will it be dangerous?" someone asked.

Pop, Jimmy clapped his hands, and a man came out from behind the door with the best view in the field, holding a machine gun in his hand.

Jimmy said: "This is an authentic Chinese product called Machin Gun. It translates to machine gun. It can kill twenty people in just one second. It's like playing a game. I'm still afraid of him?"

On the other side, Wei Chenggong took the box to the side and took out the contents. It was too heavy, so he entered the bar with an empty box and pretended to be very heavy.

Since it was an arms deal, it was natural to clear the place. The bar was full of Harvey's subordinates.

Wei Chenggong glanced, sat next to Jimmy, pointed to the door with the best view, and said, "Do you believe that I know where the machine is?"

machine?

Jimmy's face changed suddenly. He personally arranged this thing. How could "Carl" know?

He insisted: "How do you know?"

"It's best to put the line of sight there, it can scan everything." Wei Chenggong waved his hand.

Jimmy gasped and looked at him in surprise. Is this the acumen of a top killer?
"Let's switch positions so that the machine can scan my face." Wei Chenggong said.

Jimmy: "?"

Faced with this wave of cross-server chat, the theater naturally laughed continuously, which is where the fun of watching stories from God's perspective lies.

Although you are talking about "machines", you two are actually talking about two things, one is a gun and the other is a camera.

"Let's switch positions so that the machine can scan my face." Wei Chenggong said.

Jimmy was deflated, Wei Chenggong was laughing, and the foreigner who bought the gun came.

Since it is a comedy, it is naturally impossible for Jimmy to speak steadily——Wei successfully translated——the buyer replied, and the two parties reached a contract.

Although he can speak Italian, he is a "perfect" translator.

Perfect translation means that no matter what the questioning party says, they will translate it to the other party without any trade-offs. In this case, there must be endless jokes. (It is recommended to watch the original film. In 40 minutes, I wrote more than 1000 words. I found it too watery, so I deleted it all.)
In the end, under Wei Chenggong's very pure Italian language and inflexible translation skills, Jimmy and the old diplomat became angry.

Real guns were fired in the bar, and [-]% of the people were either shooting or hiding. Only Wei Chenggong was shocked, it was so exciting,
Props master cow ah,
The group acting is good,

So realistic!
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(End of this chapter)