Chapter 66
The number of sketch actors is not large, and the circle is also small.
Gu Wei and Wang Xing also often meet in various variety shows, and they have a good relationship.
Faced with his ridicule, Wang Xing snorted, and said in a deliberately vicious voice: "Just your short curly hair, the headgear is not easy to fix."
After speaking, he stepped off the stage amidst applause and laughter.
Lu Jia went on to introduce: "Let us applaud, Mr. Ge who still insisted on performing in the last episode of the program, who was 'electrically shocked'."
The goddamn "body electric shock" is now officially recognized.
Ge Wu, who was walking very steadily, lost his feet and almost fell down. The audience also booed and applauded, as if they were moved by his spirit of disability.
"Bodily and mentally strong" is of course a joke. Those who came to the scene today have watched the previous episodes of the show. I am the microphone" barrage.
Walking to the center of the stage, Ge Wu's expression was slightly gloomy, and he said solemnly: "I will never come to Magic City Satellite TV again."
The recording hall was silent for a moment, and Lu Jia also became embarrassed, standing on the spot blankly, subconsciously controlling her hands not to raise her head and scratching her head, and didn't even react to the words from the headset asking her to control the field for a while.
The other mentors and the newcomers were also staring at the stage in a daze. Was there another broadcast accident?
Mentors don't need to say that the word "roll" last time can be vividly remembered, and new singers also have side channels to learn about the inside story.
However, judging from the interviews and typhoons of the previous two episodes, Ge Wu is quite a free and easy person. Logically speaking, this kind of smashing should not have such a big reaction.
Unlike other people who were a little embarrassed and didn't know whether to help or help, Ye Wen was still smiling, and even leaned forward a little, resting his face with one hand, looking expectant, wanting to hear what the long-haired man on the stage would say. How to say.
Seeing that his goal was achieved, everyone was looking at him, Ge Wu said with a smile, "It's too dangerous to get an electric shock. Last time, I was lucky because I was in good health, and the station didn't pay me accident insurance."
From the beginning when he said "electric shock is too dangerous", Lu Jia relaxed, gave him a blank look, and started laughing at the scene, and when it finally got to life insurance, laughter rang throughout the stage.
This person has good adaptability, but he turned his back on the customer and molested the host.
"Let me just say, Mr. Ge, who is so funny, shouldn't be angry." Lu Jia said.
Ge Wu apologized to the other party first, and said: "The burden that I thought of on the spur of the moment, the burden that was originally designed is not this."
"Oh?" Lu Jiaqi said: "There is still an initial burden? Tell me, I was almost scared to tears by you just now, and I even thought of thousands of words for an apology."
"Thousands of words in an instant? So fast? It's amazing. It's worthy of being the person who hosts top variety shows on top domestic TV stations." Ge Wu looked at her, his lips parted slightly, his pupils dilated, pretending to be surprised.
"That is."
"Thousands of 'sorry'?" He gestured with three fingers.
Hahahaha.
call~
Laughter started again, Lu Jia was stunned again, this is because she got hanged up again, so I can't talk anymore, or else today's salary will be deducted, and she will have to work on a loan.
Ge Wu pressed his hands, and said seriously: "The burden that I thought about just now is like this."
He looked at Wang Xing, raised his hand, and the other party also stood up, pointed at himself with a smile and said, "Is it related to me?"
"Well, Miss Wang, what did you say just now, repeat it."
Wang Xing also reacted quickly, reverting to the action just now, and even exaggerated a little, pointing at Gu Wei with a bit of tears: "Gu Wei, you came to the stage with a burden, what should I ask my sister to do."
Ge Wu opened his eyes and asked in confusion: "Sister Wang, what are you going to do with Gu Ge?"
Perhaps because of the impact of Ge Wu's laughter just now, the reaction on the scene was very average, and the applause and laughter were quite adequate.
What's more, it's just that it has been delayed for too long, and the impact of the jokes is not strong enough.
"Hi everyone, I'm Ge Wu."
Ge Wu bowed and stepped down, and did not say the Hokkien greeting he had prepared in advance, because he found that the first two guests who appeared did not say it. The simplest greeting should be able to be learned by the two of them in a few days, but it is still useful. In Mandarin, he will not be the first bird.
The last one to appear was Xu Enxi. He thought that Gu Wei and Wang Xing were already stealing the limelight. The audience laughed heartily, and the reaction was very good.
So I secretly thought about a few jokes, but I didn't expect that Ge Wu, who appeared third to last, was even worse, with frequent golden sentences and a good rhythm, even himself was amused.
In the end, it didn't matter if he was happy, the joke was forgotten, and there was no time for him to think more.
I could only go on stage normally, laughing and sweeping across the crowd on the way, and saw Wang Zheng in the middle of the auditorium.
Sure enough, Xu Enxi smiled wider, nodded slightly, and couldn't help complaining in his heart. He knew that he would come, but he didn't want to speak a few words in dialect, so he was close, bowed and said:
"Hi everyone, I'm Xu Enxi, Limenhou."
clap clap.
The applause was still warm, but the people with high frequency of applause did not seem to be concentrated, and were scattered among the 500 seats.
The audience who didn't know the truth were confused and could only applaud. What did Teacher Xu say at the end? Why did the applause be so loud? Could it be that he said some joke that I didn't understand?
Wang Zheng, who was in the center of the audience, frowned slightly, and quickly returned to peace. He turned his head and looked around. Qingzhi's face was full of surprises, as if he didn't expect that his spokesperson could speak two dialects.He didn't quite approve of Xu Enxi's approach and used all available conditions, but this was human nature.
Before I came here, the vice president of the team had told me that I don't look at people, only listen to songs, and vote for whoever sings well.
Looking at it now, this cute spokesperson is already one step ahead of others.
He looked at the player bench again, obviously the conditions were the same, why didn't these few come to mind?The three of them whispered together, not knowing what they were discussing.
What are the people in the bench talking about?
Ge Wu: "Sister Wang, Brother Qiang, why didn't you two say hello in dialect?"
Shang Qiang: "I want to talk about it before singing."
Wang Xing: "I was amused by Gu Wei, I was in a hurry to think of a joke, so I forgot."
After finishing speaking, the two looked at Ge Wu and asked, "Why didn't you say anything?"
"Both of you didn't say anything. I thought there was something inside, so I didn't say anything."
The three looked at each other, spoke together, and shouted silently:
"Depend on!"
Then he laughed, all amused by this inexplicable tacit understanding.
A few people laughed too much, don't be noticed, Lu Jia asked: "Three teachers, what are you laughing at? You are so happy."
Following the host's words, the eyes of the others also shifted, and they all stared at the player seats.
Well, what to say.
You can't tell the truth, it's not ridiculous to say it.
It was another big exchange of eye contact and eye contact.
Ge Wu's expression suddenly became serious, and he was the first to speak: "I think of happy things."
thank
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(End of this chapter)
The number of sketch actors is not large, and the circle is also small.
Gu Wei and Wang Xing also often meet in various variety shows, and they have a good relationship.
Faced with his ridicule, Wang Xing snorted, and said in a deliberately vicious voice: "Just your short curly hair, the headgear is not easy to fix."
After speaking, he stepped off the stage amidst applause and laughter.
Lu Jia went on to introduce: "Let us applaud, Mr. Ge who still insisted on performing in the last episode of the program, who was 'electrically shocked'."
The goddamn "body electric shock" is now officially recognized.
Ge Wu, who was walking very steadily, lost his feet and almost fell down. The audience also booed and applauded, as if they were moved by his spirit of disability.
"Bodily and mentally strong" is of course a joke. Those who came to the scene today have watched the previous episodes of the show. I am the microphone" barrage.
Walking to the center of the stage, Ge Wu's expression was slightly gloomy, and he said solemnly: "I will never come to Magic City Satellite TV again."
The recording hall was silent for a moment, and Lu Jia also became embarrassed, standing on the spot blankly, subconsciously controlling her hands not to raise her head and scratching her head, and didn't even react to the words from the headset asking her to control the field for a while.
The other mentors and the newcomers were also staring at the stage in a daze. Was there another broadcast accident?
Mentors don't need to say that the word "roll" last time can be vividly remembered, and new singers also have side channels to learn about the inside story.
However, judging from the interviews and typhoons of the previous two episodes, Ge Wu is quite a free and easy person. Logically speaking, this kind of smashing should not have such a big reaction.
Unlike other people who were a little embarrassed and didn't know whether to help or help, Ye Wen was still smiling, and even leaned forward a little, resting his face with one hand, looking expectant, wanting to hear what the long-haired man on the stage would say. How to say.
Seeing that his goal was achieved, everyone was looking at him, Ge Wu said with a smile, "It's too dangerous to get an electric shock. Last time, I was lucky because I was in good health, and the station didn't pay me accident insurance."
From the beginning when he said "electric shock is too dangerous", Lu Jia relaxed, gave him a blank look, and started laughing at the scene, and when it finally got to life insurance, laughter rang throughout the stage.
This person has good adaptability, but he turned his back on the customer and molested the host.
"Let me just say, Mr. Ge, who is so funny, shouldn't be angry." Lu Jia said.
Ge Wu apologized to the other party first, and said: "The burden that I thought of on the spur of the moment, the burden that was originally designed is not this."
"Oh?" Lu Jiaqi said: "There is still an initial burden? Tell me, I was almost scared to tears by you just now, and I even thought of thousands of words for an apology."
"Thousands of words in an instant? So fast? It's amazing. It's worthy of being the person who hosts top variety shows on top domestic TV stations." Ge Wu looked at her, his lips parted slightly, his pupils dilated, pretending to be surprised.
"That is."
"Thousands of 'sorry'?" He gestured with three fingers.
Hahahaha.
call~
Laughter started again, Lu Jia was stunned again, this is because she got hanged up again, so I can't talk anymore, or else today's salary will be deducted, and she will have to work on a loan.
Ge Wu pressed his hands, and said seriously: "The burden that I thought about just now is like this."
He looked at Wang Xing, raised his hand, and the other party also stood up, pointed at himself with a smile and said, "Is it related to me?"
"Well, Miss Wang, what did you say just now, repeat it."
Wang Xing also reacted quickly, reverting to the action just now, and even exaggerated a little, pointing at Gu Wei with a bit of tears: "Gu Wei, you came to the stage with a burden, what should I ask my sister to do."
Ge Wu opened his eyes and asked in confusion: "Sister Wang, what are you going to do with Gu Ge?"
Perhaps because of the impact of Ge Wu's laughter just now, the reaction on the scene was very average, and the applause and laughter were quite adequate.
What's more, it's just that it has been delayed for too long, and the impact of the jokes is not strong enough.
"Hi everyone, I'm Ge Wu."
Ge Wu bowed and stepped down, and did not say the Hokkien greeting he had prepared in advance, because he found that the first two guests who appeared did not say it. The simplest greeting should be able to be learned by the two of them in a few days, but it is still useful. In Mandarin, he will not be the first bird.
The last one to appear was Xu Enxi. He thought that Gu Wei and Wang Xing were already stealing the limelight. The audience laughed heartily, and the reaction was very good.
So I secretly thought about a few jokes, but I didn't expect that Ge Wu, who appeared third to last, was even worse, with frequent golden sentences and a good rhythm, even himself was amused.
In the end, it didn't matter if he was happy, the joke was forgotten, and there was no time for him to think more.
I could only go on stage normally, laughing and sweeping across the crowd on the way, and saw Wang Zheng in the middle of the auditorium.
Sure enough, Xu Enxi smiled wider, nodded slightly, and couldn't help complaining in his heart. He knew that he would come, but he didn't want to speak a few words in dialect, so he was close, bowed and said:
"Hi everyone, I'm Xu Enxi, Limenhou."
clap clap.
The applause was still warm, but the people with high frequency of applause did not seem to be concentrated, and were scattered among the 500 seats.
The audience who didn't know the truth were confused and could only applaud. What did Teacher Xu say at the end? Why did the applause be so loud? Could it be that he said some joke that I didn't understand?
Wang Zheng, who was in the center of the audience, frowned slightly, and quickly returned to peace. He turned his head and looked around. Qingzhi's face was full of surprises, as if he didn't expect that his spokesperson could speak two dialects.He didn't quite approve of Xu Enxi's approach and used all available conditions, but this was human nature.
Before I came here, the vice president of the team had told me that I don't look at people, only listen to songs, and vote for whoever sings well.
Looking at it now, this cute spokesperson is already one step ahead of others.
He looked at the player bench again, obviously the conditions were the same, why didn't these few come to mind?The three of them whispered together, not knowing what they were discussing.
What are the people in the bench talking about?
Ge Wu: "Sister Wang, Brother Qiang, why didn't you two say hello in dialect?"
Shang Qiang: "I want to talk about it before singing."
Wang Xing: "I was amused by Gu Wei, I was in a hurry to think of a joke, so I forgot."
After finishing speaking, the two looked at Ge Wu and asked, "Why didn't you say anything?"
"Both of you didn't say anything. I thought there was something inside, so I didn't say anything."
The three looked at each other, spoke together, and shouted silently:
"Depend on!"
Then he laughed, all amused by this inexplicable tacit understanding.
A few people laughed too much, don't be noticed, Lu Jia asked: "Three teachers, what are you laughing at? You are so happy."
Following the host's words, the eyes of the others also shifted, and they all stared at the player seats.
Well, what to say.
You can't tell the truth, it's not ridiculous to say it.
It was another big exchange of eye contact and eye contact.
Ge Wu's expression suddenly became serious, and he was the first to speak: "I think of happy things."
thank
20210523180449455
20210419194230054
Zard is super cool
recommended vote
(End of this chapter)
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